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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT BEGINS....

>> No.4118678

>>4118670
No, thanks. I tried the regular Doritos version and it wasn't worth it.

>> No.4118680

>>4118670
As they introduce new flavors, they should put the old ones in stores.

I've not had the Doritos taco yet, but I would definitely buy the shells.

>> No.4118685

sawdust and rat poop

>> No.4118684

>>4118678
>not trying everything once
Good riddance, faggot.

>> No.4118693

>>4118684
What can I say? I'm not easily swayed by Taco Bell's marketing.

>> No.4118694

I'm in the middle of hammering out my lawsuit against them for false advertisement. they advertise it as being a shell made out of doritos, it is not any such thing. It is the standard tacoshell dusted with dorito flavoring, the corn mixture and cooking process is entirely different.

>> No.4118697

>>4118694
You do that, im sure their lawyers wont embarrass you.

>> No.4118701

>>4118694
>litigious faggot liberal

>> No.4118702

Does Taco Bell ever serve a 5 layer dip for parties?
I would consume and modify and overconsume because it's all in one bowl and customized.
I can't eat the Doritos shell, because I'm lactose intolerant. If they made the Sweet Chili shell it would be awesome, but not faux Messican.

>> No.4118714

>>4118694

>implying you could prove that considering their recipes are a secret
>go to court
>their lawyer asks you to prove they are different
>you can't
>you try and get the recipes
>you can't
>case dismissed
>each lawyer takes it turn making glopping sounds as 2 years worth of semen flow into your squishy hipster butthole

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4118739

>>4118670

ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!!!

>> No.4118776

My Taco is a Doritos!

>> No.4119732
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4119732

Ugh Americans how about you stop ruining tacos.

Yeah yeah, I know, they're their own thing, but they're incredibly small, overpriced, little garbage shit

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4119736

>>4118697
>>4118701
>>4118714

>> No.4119742

>>4119736
Isn't it supposed to be

JOKE
YOUR HEAD

or something. I don't get it this way though

>> No.4119744

>>4119742
Please be stupid and/or American..

>> No.4119751

But what came first, Ranch or Cool Ranch?

>> No.4119816

>2013
>not just crunching up doritos and putting them on top of you meat in your taco salad

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4119819

>>4118670
>implying cool ranch doritos are even edible

Fuck those gross ass smegma shits

I'm part of the glorious Nacho cheese race, and nobody can stop me

also, dubs

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4119828

I don't like hard tacos, they hurt my mouth.
Also. I worked at a TacoBell for 3years. I know how long those shells sit around catching bug that burn to death under the heat lamps.

>> No.4119831

>>4119828
>I don't like hard tacos, they hurt my mouth.
Well, aren't you a delicate little flower

>> No.4119900

I don't understand why murrikans like deep fried tortillas so much. The original tacos aren't even hard.

>> No.4119901 [DELETED] 

>>4119900
dubs for american tacos being delicious.

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4119904

>>4119901

i'd rather have mexican tacos with some delicious guacamole ans red sauce

>> No.4119912

>Doritos Locos is their worst selling limited time item
>LETS DO ANOTHER VERSION OF IT

Give us out fucking beefy crunch back, or keep the grillers at least.

>> No.4119917

I have never eaten a hard shell taco and the concept just bewilders me. I'm imagining spilled food and broken shells everywhere. Like with so many American food creations, I am asking myself, how the fuck do you eat that thing?

>> No.4119920

>>4119917
tilting it and your face in opposing angles
it sounds harder than it is
usually the meat itself softens the bottom of the hard corn tortilla shell so it doesn't crack but...
it can happen and it IS a mess

>> No.4119934

>>4119900
>The original tacos aren't even hard.

OH ME OH MY!!!!!! The original!?!?!

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4120059

>>4119912
>mfw potato bacon griller

>> No.4120156

>>4119732

sheeeyit. I'm from the midwest and I love legit mexican tacos. But there isn't always a taco cart available at bar close so you get taco bell instead...

>> No.4120177

>>4119904
>>4119904
THIS SHIT

A taco bell taco is small and unfullfiling. I eat it in like 2 seconds. I feel like I'm getting nothing when I eat it too. Just ground beef, cheese.. fucking other shit

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4120182

>>4120177

you don't even know what your talking about and you need to elevate your game to the supreme

>> No.4120201

>>4118670

Now, I wasn't very impressed with the Doritos locos taco. Sure, it had an interesting flavor, but that orange shit on the fingers was not worth it. I also have always preferred cool ranch to original Doritos. So if they made a cool ranch Doritos locos taco? Well, that'd be it, I'd be all over that shit.

>> No.4120291

>>4119828
>eating a taco upwards

jesus christ

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4120295

>>4120201

that's just what gives it, it's distinctive flavor

>> No.4120297

call me when blazing buffalo ranch shell is out

>> No.4120299

>>4120201

eat it with a fork and knife then like I do

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4120305

>>4120299


a spork is the only appropriate utensil to utilize

>> No.4120309

>>4120291
Just imagine as the shards of taco slowly wedge between his teeth.

>> No.4120318

call me when funyuns shell is out

>> No.4122116

This is exciting news.

>> No.4122233

>>4120291
Maybe it's because i'm Mexican, but the whole tilting the taco and your head slightly thing isn't even a thought process for me.

It's as natural as breathing.

>> No.4122274

>>4122233

I'm Mexican as well and when you said that I realized that I have never thought about how I actually eat a taco.