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Anyone here like Tito's Handmade Vodka? As a connoisseur of vodka, I once thought the only good vodka came from Russia or Poland, but then I discovered this. No fancy labels, no celebrity endorsements. Simply good vodka, period. Hand made in Texas from honest American grain, it has a smooth clean taste and a subtle dry finish that will leave you wondering why you wasted your time with other brands.

Tito's is available in all standard sizes and can be found at discriminating purveyors of fine wines and spirits everywhere. Try it in a martini, in your favorite mixer, on the rocks, or simply neat. Like a true vodka drinker.

>> No.4117411 [DELETED] 

The fuck is this a tv ad? Fuck off viral marketing faggot.

captcha istquee pitchers

>> No.4117419 [DELETED] 

>>4117411

No advertising here, just a satisfied customer.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you to drink responsibly. Tito's Handmade Vodka is for adult drinkers aged 21 and over.

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4117420

>as a connoisseur of vodka

lol

no

>> No.4117421

I had tito's at a party once. It was the last thing left on the counter. Apparently no one liked it. I mixed it with some orange juice and it was barely tolerable.

>> No.4117425

My brother moved to Texas and brought a handle of this back once. It's not bad but I don't drink vodka.

>> No.4117449

>>4117425
>a handle

In the United States, we speak English and use English terminology.

>> No.4117465

>>4117449
I'm American and I recognize the term. It refers to the handle on a half-gallon bottle of liquor.

>> No.4117476

>>4117449

Handle is American

>> No.4117494

>>4117449
>confirmed for having no friends

>> No.4117499

>>4117494
>confirmed for having pleb friends

>> No.4117502

>>4117499
no, you're a hopelessly unsocialized loser if you're unfamiliar with "handle" as an american term

>> No.4117505

>>4117476
This. I use handle all the time. In fact, I have a handle of Tito's sitting on my bar now. Great vodka, iy may be the best vodka around.

>> No.4117506

>>4117502
Sorry, I didn't grow up along "meth highway" and "pop oxys" with the local ne'er do wells while trying to have unprotected sex with the local land whales, beluga bitches, and other morbidly obese and illiterate autochthonous fauna characterizing your place of birth.

>> No.4117508

>>4117502
Keep trying, junior.

>> No.4117511

>>4117505
Translation: Samefagging will reinforce my claims.

>> No.4117513

>>4117502
Only Americans would be so afraid of using the metric system they would have to resort to misguided colloquialism.

>> No.4117519

>>4117506
Nice backpedal with that true Scotsman, bro. You can circumlocute the issue all you want with depredations on low-class Americans (who, I guess, don't count towards determining the lingua franca of the US of A by your tabulations), it doesn't change the fact that you are wrong.

>> No.4117521

>>4117506
Where did you grow up

>>4117508
Believe me or don't, it's the only word I've ever used to refer to that volume of liquor

>>4117513
Yeah

>> No.4117522

>>4117519
It is fun when dumb people try to sound smart.

>> No.4117525

>>4117522
Keep digging your hole, you were wrong on the Internet! Let that sink in for you a moment while you try to change the subject with your ad hominems.

>> No.4117529

>>4117525
>capitalizing internet

>> No.4117532

The term "handle" is almost never used. That's why so many people are unfamiliar with it. Personally, I haven't heard it in over 20 years. Stop acting like its a regular adjective.

>> No.4117533

>>4117522
Because flipping through your thesaurus for gems like "autochthonous" makes you smart.

>> No.4117536

>>4117532
It's regular and common in my part of the world, you ethnocentric twat

>> No.4117537

>>4117533
>autochthonous
Oh, you mean the word that we all learned in grade 11 biology?

>> No.4117544

I've had it. wasn't impressed. I'm not much of a vodka drinker but the only truly "good" ones I can note would be Ketel One and Belevedere.

I've heard handle used occasionally and I'm from the midwest. usually only in reference to cheap whiskey

>> No.4117546

>>4117536
No, it isn't. But keep trying, sport. Maybe someone will believe you.

>> No.4117549

>>4117546
That doesn't even make sense, do you assume I'm making it up? On a side note, I love Tito's.

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4117565

>Tito's is available in all standard sizes and can be found at discriminating purveyors of fine wines and spirits everywhere. Try it in a martini, in your favorite mixer, on the rocks, or simply neat.

why do you sound like a tv advert

>> No.4117605

Viralmarketing in /ck/ and we argue about the term 'handle'.

Nice.

>> No.4117607

I've used the word "handle" my whole life, what do others call this volume

>> No.4117612

>>4117607

1750 mL or a "one point seven five" (as in, 1.75 L)

>> No.4117614

>>4117607
I call it 17.5 deciletres.

>> No.4117684

>>4117607
a 60

>> No.4117695

>>4117684

this

>> No.4117698

No one uses the term handle. Quit trolling.

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4117697

>>4117612
>>4117614
>>4117684
Ok, so what's so abhorrent about using a colloquialism. Same as "fag" for cigarette or "weed"

>> No.4117710

>>4117698
Except 4.5 M people in my state

>> No.4118341

Ive lived in the north east my entire life, handle is exclusively used here

nip, half pint, pint, fifth, liter, handle

>> No.4118350

>>4117565
because it is

>> No.4118352

This is my first time to /ck/ why the fuck are you arguing about this?

Handle is commonly used in america, is everyone just getting trolled? I don't understand Why cannot we just discuss Titos vodka,

which isn't to say that ops post wasn't just a thinly veiled advertisement. Personally I prefer Absolut vodka

>> No.4118369

>>4117710

the damn bottle doesn't even have a handle so your reference doesn't even make any sense.

>> No.4118371

Tito's is pretty solid for the money. I met the actual Tito whilst working security for a concert. he seemed like a pretty nice guy, didn't flip a shit or anything when I wouldn't let him through. He also seemed pretty drunk / stoned at the time, which might have contributed to him not giving a fuck.

>> No.4118453

NYC here, we call it a handle. Only mormons and wahabbists are unfamiliar with that term, for them, I say "one point seven five liter bottle" and that seems to get the point through their thick, theology-addled skulls.

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>>4117410

I think it's delicious.

I usually drink cheaper vodka because I'm broke, though.

>> No.4118522

how can i get into vodka? i really dont like it much but i want to be able to appreciate it for what it is.
any recommendations for a decent bottle that may change my mind because i think vodka just tastes like cheap rubbing alcohol.

>> No.4118536

>>4118522

Vodka isn't really that great even when it's "good", but like another guy said, Belvedere and Ketel One are about as good as anyone should ever want. I used to like this stuff called 44 north but it's impossible to find and I drink it so rarely that the common brands are just fine.

If you don't like strong liquor to begin with, nothing is going to change your mind and you will not enjoy it.

>> No.4118543

>>4118536
no i love strong liquor, i am just a whiskey guy. i was more thinking that i used to hate gin until i had a really good martini and, while i still am not a huge gin man, i can appreciate its flavor.