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>mom just bought a deli slicer for herself for christmas
>says I can borrow it whenever I want

What should I slice first, /ck/?

>> No.4070373

your finger

>> No.4070381

>>4070373
I mean, its gonna happen sooner or later, might as well get it over with and on your own terms.

ED should be pretty slow this time of night and you should be out in time for the meteor shower.

>> No.4070383

your nipples

>> No.4070387

A chuck roast for french dips.

>> No.4070416

>>4070387
oooo mama. Do this.

>> No.4070422

brine a brisket and make corned beef - slice thin as fuck and eat beef like a god

>> No.4070433

>>4070387
Thirded.

>> No.4070437

Holy shit slice up a whole log of capicola

and make a stack of perfect slices from a block of Dubliner cheese

I also agree with the chuck roast for some french dips

>> No.4070442

High Heels

>> No.4070472

papaya

>> No.4070499

Honey Roasted Turkey.
That shit is like weed for your brain.

>> No.4070504

>>4070371
>deli slicer for herself for christmas
I hate when people say this. I bought shit for myself yesterday, but I'm not retarded. I didn't buy it for myself "for christmas" I just bought it.

>> No.4070511

>>4070499
weed is like weed for your brain

>> No.4070516

Make bulgogi cheesesteaks, anon. Make them.

>> No.4070520

Cheese. You can now have sliced cheese of any thickness you want, of any variety that you can get in a block.

Also it's great for slicing up cabbages.

Also also, frozen meat for cheesesteaks/fondues/pho/etc

>> No.4070522

>>4070504
You are obviously not married/in a committed relationship/ have a family.

>> No.4070529

>>4070522
Or maybe he isn't a little bitch and doesn't have to to justify his purchases to the people in his life.

>> No.4070539

>>4070520

Plus, if you like steak tartar, you can now have it whenever you want. Buy a nice piece of good quality sirloin, trim it, roll it in numerous layers of seran wrap and freeze it. Slice off the amount you want in layers, chop up with knife, defrost and you have tartar meat.

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4070631

>>4070504
Hey, I'm just repeating what she said when I asked her why she bought a deli slicer. I can't complain, since I didn't have to buy it for her and because all of these suggestions sound fucking delicious.

>> No.4070640

>>4070529

Maybe she's using the holiday as a way to manage how many 'big purchases' she buys for herself each year? For instance, I buy my cats a birthday present- they don't know it's their birthday, but it's a good way to balance how much I spend on them..

>> No.4070642

>>4070529

I dunno, bitching about a colloquialism when the meaning was obvious and the wording was completely unimportant to the point pretty makes someone a bitch faggot, anon-kun :)

>> No.4070683

>>4070642
You can't buy yourself a gift, dipshit.

>> No.4070710

>>4070683
When I get money for christmas/birthdays, and I buy shit, I'm the one buying it.

It's not like I'm gonna say "Oh, gramma bought me a vibrator for christmas."

goddamn.

>> No.4070720

>>4070710
Grandma got you cash. What you do with it after that is irrelevant and not part of your gift.