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Squid are one of the Korean’s favorite foods. But to a 63-year-old Korean Lady, she might not want to eat squid anymore because of a stomach-turning experience.

While chomping down on a parboiled squid, she began to feel a “pricking and foreign body sensation.” She spat out the squid, but her mouth still felt different, as if there were tiny creatures moving at the insides of her mouth. By that, we mean her inner cheek, gums, and tongue.

She immediately rushed to the hospital and had her mouth checked out. True enough, doctors found 12 small, white, bug-like organisms dwelling in her mouth. However, researchers later ascertained that she had bitten into the squid's sperm bag and the little guys celebrated their freedom by attempting to impregnate parts of the woman's mouth.

http://now.msn.com/parboiled-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth

>> No.4045623

>why boner

>> No.4045627

This, quite honestly, is just a cautionary tale for all to make sure their food is properly cooked before eating. I'm still going to eat squid

>> No.4045634

>>4045627
Of course you are, squid is super kawaii.

>> No.4045635

I cooked squid on a grill once. It was great.

>> No.4045637

>>4045623
Fuck off.

>>4045627
Enjoy ur mutations.

>> No.4045638

As if I didn't hate seafood enough already

>> No.4045658
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4045658

Well this gives me a reason not to eat squid.

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4045661

>mfw when I create the first squid/human master race

>> No.4045668

>>4045661
/r/ing a rule 34 on this pic.

>> No.4045670

That's pretty hot

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4045678

That's not how spermatozoa works.

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4045709

>>4045637

>> No.4045719

>>4045658
Or to, yah know, COOK IT.

>> No.4045721

>>4045670
>63-year-old Korean Lady
>hot

Nooooope.

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>> No.4045820

Didn't the same thing happen with spiders or maggots? I remember reading about a woman who ate lettuce covered with fly eggs that got into her gums and started growing. Eventually she felt them moving around and had her gums cut open so they could be removed.

>> No.4045848

>>4045637
How mad can you be?