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apparently the old sad chef himself Steve Reed likes a little bit more than just canned chili and cheese sauce...he's also a repeat registered sex offender in Utah and South Dakota
think we'll see a recipe for cupcakes and chloroform soon?

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>>4035758
source first

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>>4035758
While I find this likely I'll need to see some proof.

>> No.4035776

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html

>> No.4035780

I live in South Dakota. tell me more.

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>>4035776

>> No.4035801

Oh my, the rich tapestry of steven reed continues unabated.

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>>4035776
>Sexual contact with a child under sixteen

>> No.4035824

>>4035803
He is able to satisfy 3 to 6 schoolchildren for a dollar or two dollars each.

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>>4035824
lold

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This is from 1987 and should be forgotten.
Lets not forget that he taught us the "pop the other side of the bean can" trick.
For this this alone I would let him molestered my daughter for 3 to 6 minutes.
Lets not be ungrateful here.

>> No.4035852

did he fondle a boy or a girl?

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>>4035844
>http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html
>Description: 76-5-404 - FORCIBLE SEXUAL ABUSE/2ND DEGREE FELONY
>Date Convicted: 05/13/2002
>Conviction State: Utah

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>>4035854
Come on guys, havent you guise heard of third chances?
That bean trick was AWESOME

>> No.4035867

>>4035863
I don't recall this bean trick.

>> No.4035878

>>4035867
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8&feature=youtu.be

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It's hard, on the one hand he taught me to quickly feed 3 to 6 people while telling me presentation and even stirring the fucking food are for chumps...on the other hand, just like Jesus...he did it for the kids.

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Doug?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6ZMx7IuNI

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>>4035878
God help me I just watched this six times in a row.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

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>>4035776
>http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html

>> No.4035902

>>4035894
I've probably watched it ten times since the first time I saw it. Do not know why, its sad really. Something about his videos are fascinating especially the chili cheese one.

>> No.4035927

I thought the bean trick was amazing. I figured it was probably old news by now and everyone already knew about it. I don't feel alone anymore.

Isn't this guy working near a college campus?

>> No.4035936

>>4035927
somebody found out he is a college student, he doesn't work there. He goes to school there

>> No.4035947

>>4035936
Only because they would not let him enroll in the Jr high.

>> No.4036092

I don't suppose anyone bothered to save any of his other videos?

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Guys, let Mr. Reeds sad face and misspent existence be a cautionary tale that helps you improve your own life.
Never and I mean never wear an over sized shirt untucked like that without starching the hell out of it.
Those wrinkles are beastly and happen every time without heavy starch.

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Oh Mister Moose, what has cousin Steve gotten himself into this time?

>> No.4036151

>bean trick

Wait, I must be missing something here. He takes the opener to the top of the can, why do the beans come out the bottom?

Chef Steven Reed is a little too advanced for me apparently.

>> No.4036169

>>4035776
whoa, whoa, whoa...

>Scar on abdomen (HORIZONTAL SCAR ABOVE NAVEL 2 INCHES ACROSS. VERTICAL SCAR BELOW NAVEL TO PENIS)

Think he got that during the first or second conviction? Also, why the hell is that information accessible by the public?

>> No.4036186

>>4036169
What information? In general? Or just the scar shit?

In general because people can avoid him/not get raped/not be near him.

Scar shit in case he rapes again.

>> No.4036189

I wish I didn't know this :(

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>>4036186

Officer, help, I've just been raped. Description? Well, he had a horizontal scar above his navel, and a vertical scar below. Other than that, nothing really stood out.

Well, there was one thing. When he finished, he said, "...and it costs about a dollar... and I'm Steven Reed... and this is Weber Cooks."

>> No.4036206

>>4036197
like if he's raping someone and he's wearing a mask, he can be identified by his scars

>> No.4036215

hide yo chili, hide yo cheese

>> No.4036222

>>4036151
opens top of can
inverts can
punctures bottom of can
out slide dem beans

>> No.4036226

I just learned of this guy earlier today, and I actually really like him.

It's a sad, lonely, old man who legitimately thinks that he's helping people by making things like microwaved spaghetti and microwaved cheese/chili. It's kind of endearing in a way.

>also the fact that I'll probably end up like ol' Steve in 40 years.

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>>4036226
I don't think he legitimatley thinks he's helping anything. I legitimately think he no longer has any sense of pride and makes these demeaning and embarrassing videos for a small bonus on his paycheck at the expense and whim of the crew who are all getting a big kick out of the guy. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't paying him, maybe he's just lost all other hope and does it on his own will.

This dude is a sad sack and has lost at life in every way possible. Aware of the death and decay of his possible spot in the world he merely exists, an unhealthy organic vessel housing the soul of a pitiful man who has all but died on the inside.

>> No.4036270

>>4036240
From what I've gathered, it was more or less a required project for one of his classes to make, and then they put it up on the student-run network.

>> No.4036280

W-wait, he's a student???

>> No.4036334

>>4036240
He has nobody to blame but himself for where he's landed. He still does.

>> No.4036339

Does anyone have the rest of the Weber cook videos that got taken down after it got revealed he was a pedo?

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>>4035878
jesus the way it slowly zooms in on the bowl of his microwaved chili and cheese is too much

>> No.4036367

>>4036339
>>4036339
>>4036339
fffff did anyone save these other videos??

http://laughingsquid.com/weber-cooks-a-series-of-microwave-cooking-videos-for-college-kids/

>> No.4036368

Didn't /ck/ find this first? It's on gawker now

http://gawker.com/Weber-Cooks/

>> No.4036401 [DELETED] 

OP here. I'm thinking of getting a pair of Senheisser HD 439. Would you guys recommend it?

>> No.4036481

I know of simply Sara, Henry's kitchen, my drunk kitchen or whatever it's called, and the subject of this thread. Does /ck/ know of any other amusing food retaliated YouTube videos?

>> No.4036532

It's like a combination of despair and willing obedience to obligation.

My feels are quite mixed right now.

>> No.4036534

>>4036481
There's always masaokis/masaoHF. Truly a legend.

>> No.4036796

>>4036534
can you imagine if masao and steven had a show together?

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70k views in one day? Our little baby has outgrown us :(
What happened to the /ck/s who were in on this?
One guy had reuped the vids, (did he delete them?)
And one utah anon knew the cameraman.

>> No.4036841

these videos make me feel legitimately worried about my life spiraling out of control like that guy

>> No.4036848

>>4036841
Do you sometimes touch the underage girls where they shouldnt be touched?

>> No.4036850

>>4036848

there is no place where they should not be touched

those places

they were made for my hands!

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>>4036850
But not by force of course.
not by force

>> No.4036911

Dear god. Where are the rest of the videos?

>> No.4037073

Oh god im cry

>> No.4038007

I remember when Weber Cooks was first brought to /ck/'s attention.

I showed my gf that day and we watched them all and couldn't believe it. I remember the YouTube comments - 'I just want to hug the guy', 'I want him to find happiness', etc.

I was about to tell my gf that he is a pedophile but I can't do it. I don't want to ruin her Weber Cooks memories...

>> No.4038022

>>4035758
>Those youtube comments
>defending a pedophile
>"He's done his time"
>lol right

>> No.4038113

>>4038007
Please tell her and post her tears.

>> No.4038154

>>4035936
>>4036270
wait, last i knew we figured out he was a janitor? i found his profile on linkedin and someone posted in the thread who went to weber and said yes, he's the janitor there.

>> No.4038167

>>4038154
The same guy posted an update that he was a student.

>> No.4038179

>>4038022
gtfo 4chan

>> No.4038183

>>4038022
>2012
>not defending so-called "pedophiles"

>> No.4038650

I dont care if he is a sex offender, I still want to be his friend and make him smile.

>> No.4038660

>>4038650

are you perchance a female under the age of 16

>> No.4038755

>>4038660
more likely he's a reddit escapee

>> No.4039369

>>4038650
Then you should give him a handy in an elementary school parking lot.