/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4035555]

What's for dinner, /ck/? I'm having a delicious chicken parmesan.

Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.4035582]

japanese curry.

no camera so stock photgraph for you.

inb4 wapanese

[Anonymous No.4035595]

I had diary queen flamethrower burger with coke and reeses blizzard. Right now I'm having a homemade streusel coffee cake.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4035599]

I'm just going to post this pic but all I had today was 5 frozen meatballs and the ass end of my trader joes marinara with some grated cheese

[Anonymous No.4035609]

>>4035599
That's the saddest fucking pizza I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.4035615]

>>4035599
>pizza for one

.. hah

[Anonymous No.4035617]

>>4035609
To make it worse, there's pineapple so it's also gay.

[Anonymous No.4035631]

>>4035617
Fuck you, pineapple hating child.

[Anonymous No.4035656]

>>4035631
I actually liked it a lot more when I WAS a child. Maybe it was the piece hidden under the cheese on a pizza that ended it all. I didn't know there was any on the pizza so wasn't expecting it at all. I took a bite and when I bit the chunk to squirted juice all inside my mouth and I imagined it being a caterpillar like in Lion King. It freaked me out so I spit it. My friend asked what's wrong and I said "what the fuck is this!".

Oh. Pineapple. I hate you forever now.

[Anonymous No.4035659]

>>4035599
My parents buy those once in a while...I hoped you put it in an oven because a microwave makes the cheese get everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4035665]

>>4035659
>hoped
*hope

[Anonymous No.4035667]

For some reason, lean quinine is the only frozen microwavable meal that I actually think is good. Their shrimp scampi (or was it alfredo?) was pretty good.

Anyway, making some fried catfish sandwiches with sides of broccoli bacon mac n' cheese and bok choy.

[Anonymous No.4035670]

>>4035667
>lean quinine

[Anonymous No.4035672]

>>4035599
This whole picture makes me sad. Pizza for one. With pineapple. Microwaved on a paper plate. Washed down with two liters of Coke Zero........

[Anonymous No.4035675]

>>4035659
Few tiny shreds of cheese...I don't think that's going to be a problem

[Anonymous No.4035700]

No pic but
>spinach and lettuce salad with soy sauce
>Lentils
>tfw mega cut mode

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4035701]

>>4035659
yea if you put them in the microwave it sorta turns the whole pizza into a puddle on a plate but these hawaiian ones have like no cheese for some reason

I used the oven for that one and cut it up on a paper plate btw

[Anonymous No.4035712]

>>4035670
Did I mention I only cook drunk?

[Anonymous No.4035730]

>>4035712

So if it's lean, would that mean less than two per meal, or do you adjust for prep time?

[Anonymous No.4035739]

I have no effin' idea what's going to be for dinner yet, haven't even though about it.
But, for lunch, I made this: Sweet Potato Soup and Cream Salad. It was really, really good. Good enough for me to copy down the recipe for it, which I made off the top of my head, and add it to my files.

[Anonymous No.4035750]

>>4035739
looks nice, would eat

[Anonymous No.4035753]

>>4035599
>dat amount of cheese compared to the box
lol.

[Anonymous No.4035754]

fish soup
already ate it, so stock photo

[Anonymous No.4035761]

went to my friends house to work out and he lives with his parents because he has no money so his mom made food. They're indian, so she always makes really good food and it's never anything I make at home so it's great when I'm invited to stay because I get to try all this new food.

She made chicken and dossa

[Anonymous No.4035770]

>>4035750
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.4035784]

>Doesn't look appealing, tastes pretty good

Completely ran out of ingredients and it's 2am so all the shops are shut. Had to get back to basics...

Simmered chopped garlic, chili flakes and pepper in EVOO for ten minutesishh over a low heat. Stirred the garlicky chili goodness into spaghetti and topped with fresh lemon juice and sea salt.

I can't wait to go home for the holidays and have some actual ingredients to play with...

[Anonymous No.4035794]

>>4035784

Will you go out with me?

[Anonymous No.4035791]

>>4035784
If that's you, you have very nice lips.

[Anonymous No.4035796]

>>4035784
oh it's this chick (?) again
>females taking photos.tiff

[Anonymous No.4035798]

Got some potatoes on sale for a ridiculously cheap post-Thanksgiving price, roasted them in the oven, then topped with scrambled eggs and salsa. Was fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.4035799]

>>4035784

>evoo
>minutesishh
>garlicky
>goodness
>sea salt


>tfw when she has a shit personality but you would date her anyway ;_;

[Anonymous No.4035800]

>>4035784

[Anonymous No.4035802]

>>4035791
>>4035794
>>>/soc/

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4035804]

>>4035784
your lips are beautiful

[Anonymous No.4035806]

>>4035784
I prefer frying the garlic in butter until it's crunchy, then pouring it over some angel hair pasta. Even more bare minimum though.

Nothing else required, tastes amazing.

[Anonymous No.4035807]

>>4035802

Fuck off faggot I'm trying to get my mack on.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4035812]

>>4035804
lol I'm so drunk

that is a shoop

[Anonymous No.4035811]

>>4035800
>>4035796
I know right, fucking hopeless.

To be fair though, I only post photos like this about 10% of the time, when I can't be bothered to get my camera out and my webcam will have to do.

>>4035799
Garlicky is a completely legitimate word.

>>4035739
Would eat. Need more soup for the winter.

Here, have some less camerawhorish photos of my cooking to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.4035816]

>>4035582
holy fuck I love Japanese curry tofu. those carrot chunks look huge as fuck though

[Anonymous No.4035822]

>>4035599
hahaha the variance between the packaging and the real thing is pretty pitiful

[Anonymous No.4035828]

Lunch is a ham sandwich (with butter made in my hometown, find of the century) and mango beer. It's a hot day here in the land of the kangaroo and I don't want to turn on my oven.

[Anonymous No.4035833]

>>4035811
>Garlicky is a completely legitimate word.

Only if you're a 24 year old, airhead who supports herself on daddy's credit card and thinks rachael ray is the best chef in the world.

[Anonymous No.4035839]

>>4035833
Okay.

[Anonymous No.4035849]

>>4035839
>>4035833

[Anonymous No.4035858]

>>4035754
If you have any kind of rough recipe for your fish soup, I would appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.4035885]

>>4035833
>>4035839

[Anonymous No.4035911]

> cheese steak pita
> beefsteak
> fried mushrooms and onions
> fresh baby spinach
> tomato
> cucumber
> alfalfa sprouts
> cheddar cheese
> light ranch dressing
> ancho chipotle dressing
> whole wheat pita
> god tier

[Anonymous No.4036172]

Braised beets, carrots and parsnips with pan-roasted sweet potatoes, goat cheese and evoo. Yum!

[Anonymous No.4036180]

>>4035839
Still doesn't excuse the evoo or minutesishh

[Anonymous No.4036201]

Steak quesadillas with homemade guacamole and pico de gallo

[Anonymous No.4036207]

>>4036172
>evoo
>yum!

Vagina detected.

[Anonymous No.4036213]

>>4036201
Do want.

[Anonymous No.4036216]

Tonight I made Lemon Thyme Chicken, with a side of asparagus sauteed with garlic. Shit was delicious, although the lemon flavor was a bit overpowering.

Don't have a picture, but here's the recipe I used: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/lemon-thyme-chicken-tenders/detail.aspx?event8=1&prop24=SR_Title&am
p;e11=thyme&e8=Quick%20Search&event10=1&e7=Recipe

[Anonymous No.4036218]

>>4035800
i agree with the image a lot of the time but for fuck's sake she's just holding a plate near the bottom of her face

could you lower your virginal rage for one thread

[Anonymous No.4036221]

>>4036218
She's not going to take your virginity, give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.4036229]

>>4036218
>everyone elses meals
>food on a table
>her meal
>held up to her face

[Anonymous No.4036244]

Been making this in bulk for the entire week leading up to my finals. I melt some butter and make "home fries" (I just recently learned this term & hope it's not misuse here - I mean pan-fried diced potatoes). After 5 minutes I put in diced Chinese eggplant, zucchinis, onions and bell peppers. Sometimes I put in daikon (turnip) for a bit of crunch, and chickpeas whenever I know I need to be busy & keep myself fuller for longer. At the end I chuck in lots of roughly chopped garlic, diced tomatoes and a can of sardines for salty flavor. Cayenne, garlic salt, oregano, cajun seasoning & hot sauce for a teeny bit of fishy protein (I know it's not super nutritious, but this is a decently balanced & quick college meal). Turn off stove & melt chunks of harvati cheese all over. Top with spring onions if you like. Sorry bout the Instagram filter, my kitchen has very dim lighting.

[Anonymous No.4036252]

made a pot roast in beer for 4 hours, added some mustard greens and made a side of mashed potaties and bacon :3

[Anonymous No.4036254]

>>4036252
Sorry, forgot to add a pic

[Anonymous No.4036261]

>>4036254
It couldn't possibly be as delicious as my chicken parmesan, but it looks incredible. Good job.

[Anonymous No.4036264]

Had this the other night, chicken rouladen with blaukraut and noodles. Spent yesterday at a pub, fish and chips and three pints of boddingtons. Ate dinner at work today, just a burger and fries.

[Anonymous No.4036271]

>>4036264
That is gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.4036281]

Two chorizo and three green bell peppers stir fried. Used this hot pepper oil to get the bell peppers started. No pic because it looked like shit when done even though it was delicious.

[Anonymous No.4036285]

>>4036254
Well I'll be damned...
10/10 anon. Your food looks rustic and flavorful.

[Anonymous No.4036290]

A pepperoni pizza hotpocket.

[Anonymous No.4037679]

>>4035555
>>4035555
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>>4035555
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>>4035555
>>4035555

[Anonymous No.4037780]

>>4035754
>soup
>stock photo
Ohohoho.

[Anonymous No.4037872]

I just made some tahini sauce and decided to toss it on spaghetti squash, steamed broccoli and carrots. I had leftover chickpeas that I cooked in a little bit of pickle garlic pickle brine for some reason.
Pretty satisfying for a easy dish.
No picture, sometimes I feel absolutely ridiculous pausing everything I am doing to take pictures of my food, especially if I put little effort into it.

[Anonymous No.4037889]

>>4035811
This looks wonderful. Go on..

[Anonymous No.4037928]

Saucisson de Lyon, red wine sauce and mashed potatoes

I haven't taken any pic so this internet pic will do. Exactly the same stuff except I mash my potatoes with a fork before hand.

[Anonymous No.4038304]

>>4036180
>evoo
>extra virgin olive oil

I don't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.4038314]

-2 skinny cow ice cream sandwiches
-1/2 cup of steel rolled oats

[Anonymous No.4038315]

>>4038314
and then I put it in the microwave for 15 seconds. Tasted like sex

[Anonymous No.4038317]

>>4038314
>>4038315
Fucking brilliant. Haggard, but brilliant.

[Anonymous No.4038344]

couple of slices of brie cheese

and a couple of sting cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.4038351]

>>4035784
are u gillian jacobs?

[Anonymous No.4038546]

probably gonna go get dicks because my roommate has been using the kitchen the past 3 hours

[Anonymous No.4038570]

>>4035784
>EVOO

Next time, just do us all a favor and simmer it in cyanide.

[The 31 year old virgin !EkuQP7MeLE No.4038613]

I got 2Lb of ground chicken, so chicken taco's

[Anonymous No.4038647]

>>4035799
>oh no people are using acronyms
>i'll give you this
>implying this is not a word
>implying this is not a word
>2012
>not liking sea salt
>pleb tastes confirmed

[Anonymous No.4038658]

>>4038647
You're like 4 hours behind.

[Anonymous No.4038671]

>>4035791
>>4035794
>>4035799
>>4035804
You are fucking pathetic, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.4038681]

cottage pie for me

plus a couple clementines and come tequila

[Anonymous No.4038693]

>>4038681
Yo, let's fuck.

[Anonymous No.4038703]

>>4038681
>some*
clearly, more than just "some"
>>4038693
let's do this thing

[Anonymous No.4038708]

It is my birthday and I made myself a birthday cake for one. It is shitty looking but it tastes pretty good.

[Anonymous No.4038714]

>>4038703
As long as you have a vagina, we're in business.

[Anonymous No.4038726]

>>4038714
These Gary Busey shops have got to stop

[Anonymous No.4038731]

>>4038708
Sad frog is sad.

[Anonymous No.4038735]

>>4038714
shit, that's my line

[Anonymous No.4038736]

I made an awesome quiche.

4 eggs
cream
broccoli
feta cheese
porchetta
tomato
onion
garlic
pepper

[Anonymous No.4038740]

>>4038735
Wingmen, we shall be.

[Anonymous No.4038812]

>>4038740
let it be so