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How one of grandmas rolls turned out this year!

>> No.4022148

>>4022143
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

>> No.4022157

>>4022143
Looks like a stinky, pathetic vagina that gets busted open over and over and gets more and more giant after every huge nigger dick injects it with age. THIS IS THE REALITY FOR EVERY WOMAN. You think this is funny an dcute? I don't see why anman would prefer to stick is beautiful lgolden rod of the gods into a slimy tunnel of filth when he could instead put it into a perefectly clean ass of a perfect man. No AIDS slime and no filth. Pathetic virgins. Pathetic virgins everywhere. Enjoy your disgusting AIDS pussy.

>> No.4022159
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>>4022157

>> No.4022180

>>4022157
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?

>> No.4022206

>>4022180

What the fuck did you just say about me? I'll have you know, I'm a CIA Ninja killer lvl 5000 hacker alert thousand droid warrior capable of putting your little shit a thousand miles in the sky, you think you're tough. I'll bunch press a thousand suns of sons to show you my galactic strength with the sperm of spider man silky web I shot you pow like cheap grandma's milk, you've never fucking seen me so hot and burning like an oven going cake razy on this hopeless fucking bird. Don't ever talk shit on me, you don't know shit about where I was trained like an FBI scout eagle master capable to fly right to where you live and dump on it so many fucking times you've never even flush it down one billion toilet drains connected right to your head by the time i'm done with your shit. Think next time you try some shit on me, or it's on fuckdagger your moms cheese.

>> No.4022217

>>4022206
Hey, kiddies - I know there are plenty of people on 4chan who don't fit the mold. I'm a former Army Ranger who parachuted into combat and fought hard. If I posted that fact on /k/, 99% of the chillrens would call me a troll liar.

Do I believe there are rich as fuck people on this website? Absolutely, yes. Do I believe they'd brag about being Richy Rich? Not unless they were lying or complete pathetic losers. I don't go around bragging about being a former elite soldier - I usually just say I was in the army, the infantry or a typical paratrooper -IF and only IF it is relevant to the conversation. If an option 40 recruit shows up, asking for advice, I'll mention I served as a ranger and offer a few pointers.

In other words, I'm not dumb enough to think this place is occupied by a bunch of humps. However, I believe they remain humble. And if they don't - they merit all the ridicule, doubt, insult and degredation offered.

So go fuck yourselves you wannabe rich boys. You have a failure life and you'll most likely always be failures.

>> No.4022222

>>4022217
Why so spaghetti?

>> No.4022283
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>> No.4022319

it took me until >>4022157 to realize that was supposed to be vaginal symbolism. i though i was supposed to be looking for a hair or piece of metal or something.

Can any straights confirm OP is oversexed teen?

>> No.4022325

>>4022283
Why such a raging faggot? Are you the dude talking about wanting a woman with a strong, beautiful penis from yesterday?

I liked the biscunt/vagiscuit. Saved, emailed to 2 peeps, even showed it to the wife. Took her a moment, but because of my shit eating grin, she caught on. She said, "ewww... Gross".

I only have about 9 of those passes before she divorces me and moves on... Totally worth it.

>> No.4022327

>>4022283
LOOOL
you win an internet good sir

>> No.4022347
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>>4022283

>> No.4022383

>>4022157
>You think this is funny an dcute? I don't see why anman would prefer to stick is beautiful lgolden rod of the gods into a slimy tunnel of filth when he could instead
>implying gay men don't get AIDS

...what planet do you live on?

>> No.4022387

>>4022383
I think it was a typo. He must have been so filled with rage that he didn't know what he was even typing.

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>>4022157

>> No.4022517
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4022517

I liked the vagina cookie. So poo poo to you.

Remind me of the occasional toast that pops up with Mary on it.

But much hotter.

>> No.4022533

>>4022383
>>4022387
>wut r jokes i ned u to explan it for me i cnt infer tings

No, I am not the person who posted the picture. It's a obviously a fucking joke.