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Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

>> No.4018175

The fuck did I just read.

>> No.4018181

pls go back to funnyjunk cancer

>> No.4018185

semen is protein not fat. Swap it for eggwhites not butter.

>> No.4018204

>look at picture
eh
>read first line
what the fuck

>> No.4018207
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4018207

We love you and all, /d/, but what the fuck.

>> No.4018250

http://www.uselessjunk.com/v/34561?Nympho-Eats-A-Cum-Omelet

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4018260

I wat my own semen all the time but I've yet to cook with it.

http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes
/paperback/product-20052760.html

>> No.4018267

>>4018260
>I wat my own semen all the time
>wat

wat

>> No.4018283

>>4018267

It has something to do with lut lut time.

>> No.4018285

Copypasta.

>> No.4018293
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4018293

My ex and I cooked with my semen once. We made cookies and put them in the fridge to cool. When we got back, some were missing. I never found out who ate them, but at least all her flatmates were girls so it wasn't gay.