/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4008201]

R.I.P. 1930 - 2012

thanks obongo

[Anonymous No.4008203]

the horror? where will I get my Tinkie fix?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/all-we-can-eat/post/the-best-twinkies-defense-is-a-good-offense/
2012/11/16/ee6b8822-2ff1-11e2-9f50-0308e1e75445_blog.html

[Anonymous No.4008205]

>>>/pol/

Still mad?

[Anonymous No.4008208]

how is it obongos fault?

[Anonymous No.4008210]

We still have Little Debbie!

[Anonymous No.4008213]

gross ... i know i won't miss 'em

[Anonymous No.4008216]

>mfw American cultural identity is tied with corporate-made shit cakes

[Anonymous No.4008217]

Bew hew. Let me see tears the next time the honey is under threat from bees being killed again or when the corn crops being diseased with fungus. Who gives a shit about non-food garbage that affects no one but fatties.

[Anonymous No.4008223]

>>4008210

Even the names are better. Cloud Cake sounds better to Twinkie. It's like you'd be eating a fluffy cloud.

Swiss Cake Rolls? Damn man, are these imported from Sweden? What's a Ding Dong? That's a pseudonym for a man's balls.

Cosmic Brownie! I'M BLASTIN OFF TO THE MOON|

Now that I think about it, Twinkie is another pseudonym for a penis.

[Anonymous No.4008225]

>Implying it's Obama's fault
>Implying it's the Hurrpublican's fault

The only people to blame are the Baker's Union. The Teamsters were fine with the new contract, since at the end of four years it would have resulted in a 1.5% increase to their pay, but the Baker's Union decided to be whiny little cunts and went Dante on Hostess.

[Anonymous No.4008285]

Eh, I don't really care since most of the junk food cakes I bought were Drake's...
>mfw I just looked up Hostess and found out they own Drake's as well as Nature's Pride and a shitload of other brands

FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.4008291]

Fucking Obama. Thanks a lot, you nig nog.

[Anonymous No.4008292]

>>4008225
>but the Baker's Union decided to be whiny little cunts
Y-you mean they didn't want their pensions to be erased (after spending years working and contributing towards them) while the CEO gave himself a million dollar raise?

[Anonymous No.4008293]

Welcome to Obama's America. Thousands of jobs getting shut down everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4008297]

>>4008292
"I don't want a temporary pay cut that results in an eventual pay increase. I'd rather lose my job forever."

>union logic

[Anonymous No.4008304]

>>4008292
Years of company mismanagement from the nonunion corporate side is always the fault of the lowest rung union factory workers. ALWAYS.

[Anonymous No.4008305]

Fuck Twinkies. I haven't eaten a Twinkie in years, by choice.

But Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls just don't cut it. I'll kill all of you motherfuckers for the last box of Ho-Ho's on the planet. Prepare yourselves.

[Anonymous No.4008312]

>>4008293
you are looking for /pol/

[Anonymous No.4008361]

>>4008312
Nope. I'm in the right place.

[Anonymous No.4008372]

>>4008297
> we can't afford to keep rank and file wages in line with inflation AND stay competitive
> we can't afford not to raise executive compensation by 100-500% every year AND attract top talent

Poor people used to lap up that trickle down horse shit but those times are over. Unless tax reform happens soon, the 1% will be surprised to find themselves hanging from lamp posts in a few more fake boom & bust cycles.

[Anonymous No.4008378]

>>4008297
Ford workers agreed to pay cuts, on the promise that their pay would return when the company got better, to save their jobs and stay away from that bailout bullshit.
The company recovered, made more money, the corporate side got raises, workers got... nothing.
I believe they authorized a strike if the company refused to uphold their end of the deal, you know that 'return our wages to normal' thing.

Funny thing, that. Companies will coax workers into paycuts, with promises of better wages later on, and wouldn't you know it, you can manipulate the books to say they can't afford to give workers raises, so you're stuck with shit pay until you retire or quit.
Another funny thing, they can go in and change already agreed upon pensions, shorting retirees of benefits they worked and paid for. Saves the company money, and who the fuck cares about retirees and the legally binding contract they worked under.

[Anonymous No.4008382]

relax guys, no need to worry. here's how to make your own twinkies:
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/relax-twinkies-likely-live-1C7121954

>we will all need to learn how to make our own treats and do our own surgeries under obongo's amurika.

[Anonymous No.4008392]

>>4008378
Incorrect. The workers received millions in bonuses. It was one of the most talked about topics on the radio here in Detroit last fall.

But nice try there, libtard faggot.

[Anonymous No.4008394]

>>4008372
> we can't afford to keep rank and file wages in line with inflation AND stay competitive
> we can't afford not to raise executive compensation by 100-500% every year AND attract top talent

This. I know people like to blame the union for the Hostess situation because they were raised to think unions = socialism and socialism is the devil, but it is pretty obvious the top management took what they could and pulled the plug.

[Anonymous No.4008396]

>>4008392
>libtard faggot
Awww he's still mad :)

[Anonymous No.4008405]

>>4008382
>>4008392
Guys, Republicans got destroyed. Let it go.

Go to the crybaby circlejerk that is >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.4008415]

>>4008392
2011
>Many Ford workers want concessions made in 2007 and 2009 restored, and they're angry that white-collar workers got bonuses this year and raises last year while factory workers gave up pay increases. They're also unhappy about CEO Alan Mulally's $26.5 million pay package for 2010.

[Anonymous No.4008420]

>>4008415
B-but union libtards!!!!

[Anonymous No.4008425]

>mfw stopped eating cakes and that kinda shit years ago
>mfw currently working out and getting /fit/
>mfw I wanna cheat and have one for the very last time


should I /ck/?

[Anonymous No.4008428]

>>4008415
Let the UAW keep pushing. The fate of Hostess will be theirs soon as well.

[Anonymous No.4008429]

>the only time you fat american faggots get concerned about working status in america is when someone snatches your disgusting greasy tube cake from your fat fucking hands and packed snack shelves


lmao. meanwhile in isreal 40 sand niggers DIE but fuck it i need to ninja bid $540 on a box of suzie q's.

[Anonymous No.4008436]

>>4008429
>mfw iam america and read this

[Anonymous No.4008442]

>>4008429

I love you. No homo. Unless you're into that.

[Anonymous No.4008450]

>>4008436

im american and i wrote it. while eating my last devil dog.