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4006684 No.4006684 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: "foods" that should not exist

>> No.4006686

>>4006684
Not sure what your problem with those are but peanut brittle taste great.

>> No.4006687
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>> No.4006689

Do you have something against the peanut?

>> No.4006691

OP must have a peanut allergy.

>> No.4006692

Asparagus
it's fucking disguisting

>> No.4006697
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>> No.4006699
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>> No.4006700

Since OP is a fag...

http://www.food.com/recipeprint.do?rid=47935


Ingredients

1 cup sugar
1/2 cup white Karo
1 dash salt
1 cup shelled raw peanuts ( pecans, walnuts, sunflower seed, etc.)
1 tablespoon margarine
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla

Directions

Line baking sheet with wax paper.
Spray wax paper with Pam.
Combine sugar, salt and Karo in a 3 quart microwave safe glass bowl.
Stir in peanuts.
Microwave on high until light brown (8 to 10 minutes) stirring at least 2 times during cooking.
Remove from microwave and stir in remaining ingredients adding baking soda last (mix will be foamy).
Stir quickly and pour onto wax paper.
Spread thin for brittle candy.
Note: You can use any type nuts you prefer or even sunflower seeds (which is my favorite).

>> No.4006702
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4006702

Grapefruit. It doesn't taste like grapes, and it's not even sweet like fruit should be.

>> No.4006706
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>> No.4006708
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Oh wait never mind.

>> No.4006712

>>4006708
Too soon

>> No.4006713

>>4006706
Alright, yes that one always baffled the fuck out of me.

>> No.4006714

>>4006712
I should probably get one soon before they are sold out (maybe forever?).

>> No.4006717

>>4006713
It was just a method of preserving eggs for long periods. It actually looks worst than it tastes. If you eat it with rice, not too bad.

>> No.4006720

That cheese Italians eat with living maggots in it

>> No.4006723
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4006723

Melted brie looks, smells, and tastes like semen. If I wanted to eat jizz off a cracker, I'd do it myself.

>> No.4006737

>>4006713
It really doesn't taste bad in congee it tastes like salty earthy jello.

>> No.4006744

>>4006723
Brie en croute is the shit you pleb

>> No.4006750

>>4006720
Just sardi; the rest of us think it sounds gross, too. My mom has had the opportunity to try it. She has said that it smells sour which put her off trying it afterall; she wouldn't taste it.

>> No.4006757
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Peanut brittle is good, OP. Bell pepper is not.

>> No.4006776
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>> No.4006784

>>4006776
Sorry I don't wanna eat rotten ground egg.

>> No.4006785
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4006785

Fuck you, Sweden.
Fuck your fermented fish.

>> No.4006789
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4006789

And you know what Japan?
You can get fucked too.

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4006850

candied yams

>> No.4006869
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>>4006706
My mom eats those.
I don't fucking even.

>> No.4006879

>>4006869
It's an acquired taste, some people really love it after they get over the "it's a rotten egg" part, plus it's not even rotten in the first place.

>> No.4006885

>>4006691
My guess is that OP likes his mouth too much. I love peanut brittle but I swear it's like eating glass.

>> No.4006904

>>4006706
>>4006869

the only time i eat these is in congee.

>> No.4006908

>>4006869
Strange, that cat looks only mildly concerned.

>> No.4006918

>>4006908
it's a dog

>> No.4006922

>>4006879
it is rotten though

>> No.4006923

>>4006702
Grapefruit got its name because it grows in bunches like grapes but i agree its not very good.

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4006926

>>4006885

>> No.4006941

>>4006926
You know, I've never had issues with eating any Crunch stuff.

You don't eat it with your incisors, idiots, you eat it with your molars

>> No.4006942

>>4006923
I think its delicious

>> No.4006952

>>4006692
Never in my life have four words provoked so much anger in me. Asparagus is fucking delicious, and there is no way it should be considered a "food," because it's fucking FOOD.

>> No.4006956

>>4006697
If this didn't exist, how would the piggies walk?!

>> No.4006958

>>4006952
something that smells and probably tastes worse than urine should not be considered food

>> No.4006973
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>>4006757

>> No.4006975
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4006975

WHY

>> No.4006984

>>4006975
you could not pay me enough to eat that shit.
well you could but you get the point.

>> No.4006991

>>4006926
DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING TRY TO CLAIM THAT CAPN CRUNCH IS NOT THE MOST DELICIOUS CEREAL ON THE PLANET.

Though it does cut up your mouth like you're eating a glass bottle.

>> No.4006992

>>4006975
I love junk food, but that's just nasty.
It's shit like that that makes me embarrassed to be from the USA.

>> No.4006993

>>4006706

Seriously, how is this edible? How do you not get deadly sick from eating these things?

>> No.4006998

>>4006991
>Though it does cut up your mouth like you're eating a glass bottle.

I've never understood this claim.
Are your mouths made of tissue paper or something? I've never had a problem eating the Capn, and as far as I can recall, neither has anybody I know. It's like this is some kind of internet joke that got out of hand.

>> No.4007006

god i fucking hate peanut brittle
and peppermint brittle too.
god i fucking hate those things.
those are the things that i fucking hate.

>> No.4007010
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>> No.4007012

>>4006998
You're just a barbarian and not a homosapiens. I bet you can eat and digest tree bark without a problem.

>> No.4007013

>>4007006
Have you ever tried Capn Crunch brittle? You might like it.

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>>4007012
>call me a barbarian
>Conan was a barbarian
>he kicked ass and bedded fine women

OK, I'm a barbarian. Now bathe her and bring her to me.

>> No.4007018

>>4007010
bacon is ok when it's candied. or if you haven't invented modern refrigeration technology.

>> No.4007023

>>4006998
You've clearly never eaten way to many bowls of the Cap'n in a row. Trust me, after an obscene amount of this shit it definitely starts to cut up your cheeks.

>> No.4007025

>>4007010
there's no way you're not trolling

>> No.4007026

>>4007012
>implying Barbarians weren't homo sapiens sapiens
>implying barbarian doesn't simply mean 'not a part of the roman empire'

homo neanderthalis.

>> No.4007028

>>4006926
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOyu5x7QCMU

>> No.4007029

>>4006998
I'll admit, the roof of my mouth is beta as fuck, but capn crunch is hard as a mofo if you don't let it soak in the milk. And who the hell likes soggy cereal?

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>> No.4007057
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Natto

Japanese, often served makki style

Its "fermented" soybean

I love how people use the word fermented to avoid the word "rotten"

It has the texture of coagulated cum and the taste of spoiled beans

enjoy

>> No.4007070

>>4006956
I gfaw'd

>> No.4007075
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>>4007039

>> No.4007087

>>4006998
>It's like this is some kind of internet joke that got out of hand.
you're right. i think it was Futurama or Family Guy that said it first, but after that everyone suddenly had this new observation/experience with having the cereal cut up your mouth, even though they never did before

>> No.4007109
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Pidan.

>> No.4007116

>>4007087
The Captain was cutting up my mouth in the 80s, long before Family Guy.

>> No.4007119

>>4007116
Seconded, same time frame, too.

>> No.4007121
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>>4007039
but...but...theyre so good

>> No.4007124

>>4006958
You obviously overcooked it. Asparagus, blanched then drizzled with olive oil, lemon, crushed garlic and salt is a god send

>> No.4007125

>>4007057
Yes, using fermentation means that the food is rotten. That's why you also must hate beer, wine, yogurt, bread, cheese, soy sauce, cider, kimchi, pickled vegetables and sauerkraut.

Nattō is fucking awesome, you clearly are not.

>>4006776
This!

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>> No.4007129

>>4007124

When a "food" makes your piss stink, as asparagus does, that's your body's way of rejecting it.

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>>4007109
>>4006706
I can't believe anyone would want to eat a fucking fertilized egg.

>> No.4007138

>>4007129
Our bodies reject many foods, what's your point?

>> No.4007141

>>4007137
apparently it's delicious though

>> No.4007146
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Surströmming

I was going to pick lutefisk but this is far more fucked up

>> No.4007148

>>4006697
Better off just to throw the trotters away, then, right?

>> No.4007150

>>4006702
You apparently are not a drinking man.

>> No.4007153

>>4006714
Probably not forever. They're liquidating their assets, which probably means rights to the brands and recipes. The executive management that took over the company a few years ago extracted an 80% pay raise while refusing to bargain with the labor union over the steep paycuts it proposed. The end result is that the management is going to fuck their creditors and the employees, and drift away in a golden parachute.

>> No.4007154

>>4006744
Seconded.

>> No.4007155

>>4007116
My brother would always beg for Cap'n Crunch and then I'd be stuck with it too. And it cut my mouth up. But that Strawberry Shortcake cereal was amazing.

>> No.4007157

>>4007141

Super delicious. At least the yolk is.

>> No.4007160

>>4006922
Ever had a pickle in your life? How about alcohol?

>> No.4007165

>>4007057
If you're white and you eat this, you're legitimately insane.

>> No.4007167

>>4007010
I think you should leave.

>> No.4007174

>>4007026
The term from which we etymologically derive barbarian isn't, at inception, Roman; it's Greek "Barbaros." Refers to any non-Greek.

>> No.4007177

>>4007157
I hear the fetus is the most tender, delicious meat you'll ever eat

>> No.4007178

>>4007137
Why do people eat the unfertilized ones? I don't get the appeal.

>> No.4007187

>>4007165
Have you people ever tasted nattō? It's good, cheap and healthy. Currently consuming around two packs a day.

I personally find people who eat something like this
>>4007039
far more insane.

>> No.4007199

>>4007187
I've heard it sort of tastes like cheese. Or smells like cheese at least. I've never had it myself.

>> No.4007200

>>4007177

When it's not fertilized for long, then yeah, you're essentially eating a slightly chewy and most definitely mushy bird embryo that had been boiled in the notorious broth of it's hearty juices within it's own contraption. The more fertilized it is though, particularly past the fourteenth day, tiny fragile bones accompany the now more chewier meat along maybe a slight petite feather or two. However, the yolk? Light and fluffy. Definitely beats the typical normal hard boiled yolk of a normal egg. A little salt and pepper, or a dash of vinegar for the tang, and the whole fatty taste is amplified into a really damn good snack if you can get past the barrier of eating it in the first place. No bullshit. It's pretty damn good.

>> No.4007221

>>4006923
no it doesnt

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>> No.4007482

Peanut brittle is awesome. It is 100% delish.

>> No.4007493

>>4006923
>>4006702
Grapefruit is wonderful. I have a dwarf grapefruit tree in my yard, and my grandmother has a normal size tree in hers. Now, if you've only had grapefruit from the store, I would agree with you. It's like a foam rind with a watery pulp. Try to find someone with a grapefruit tree and have one of those. It might change your mind.

>> No.4007495

>>4006723

>melt brie
>probably never tasted some brie de Meaux

Confirmed for being a pleb

>> No.4007503

>>4006926

i bet most of you are too young to remember that when cap'n crunch came out, it was the first cereal that didn't turn into mush before you could finish the bowl.

the worst of all were original corn flakes and cheerios. god, by the third spoonful it was pure mush.

>> No.4007505

>>4006992

america is not finished yet. our best food research labs have almost perfected deep-fried grease. oh man i cannot wait!

>> No.4007507

>>4006975
protip: the butter melts while frying.
it's hollow batter on a stick.

>> No.4007508

>>4007503
I'm 42 years old. Try again.

>> No.4007535

>>4006706
Dear god those things are delicious.

>> No.4007536

>>4006723
professional semen supertaster has spoken.

>> No.4007539

>>4007536
That's pretty funny. Semen super taster. lol

>> No.4007556
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Hakarl or fermented shark.

Jesus Christ, there is only few contenders as bad as it is. Even half a dice sized piece of that is enough, and the after taste lasts for at least an hour. Horrible.

>>4006702
Grapefruits are awful, they taste like stomach acid. Sugary grape long drinks are even worse.

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>>4006699

>Auschwitz Delicacies proudly presents

>Rotten fish in a jellied broth

>> No.4007600

>>4007200
What about the brains and beaks 'n shit