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4006374 No.4006374 [Reply] [Original]

Nailed it.

>> No.4006378
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4006378

> whole slice of bread

You did not nail it.

>> No.4006383

>>4006378
No... I think he was trying to poach eggs.

And now I really hope it is. Fucking hilarious now.

>> No.4006417

>>4006383
there is some searing on the edge of that egg. look closely

>> No.4006419

>>4006378
what is even the point of this? its just a fried egg inside of toast.

>> No.4006424

>>4006419
Toad in a hole

Best shit you can put in your face without needing a condom.

>> No.4006441

>>4006419

Damn motherfucking right it is.

>> No.4006446

>>4006424
how is a condom in the face a good thing? They taste like shit/vagoo, rubber and lube.

I don't get the point of the egg thing either. Why would you waste so much time just to be able to eat one thing at a time. Can't you just put the egg on the side if you don't want it on the bread?

>> No.4006460

>>4006424
>Best shit you can put in your face without needing a condom.

nothing about this makes any sense

>> No.4006461

>>4006424
'Toad in the Hole' is sausages inside a pudding batter.

>> No.4006472

>>4006446
>>4006460
hes saying "the only thing better than this is oral sex" essentially. jesus, are you all fucking virgins? retards...

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>>4006461
>sausages inside a pudding batter

>fatty meat baked inside fatty bread

no wonder your Brits are fat as fuck

>> No.4006501

>>4006472
He's saying "the only thing better than this is blowing a cock with a condom", which just indicates his preferences are fucked up. I'm a virgin because I don't enjoy sucking rubber-tasting cock?

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>>4006474
>crisps

>> No.4006508
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>>4006474
>potato chips called 'crisps'
>french fries called 'chips'

>> No.4006509

>>4006506
what part of "no wonder your Brits are fat as fuck" didn't you understand?

>> No.4006511

>>4006474

>Digestive biscuits.

lol

>> No.4006514

>>4006508
everything else called "pudding"

>> No.4006522

>>4006474
>four pints of whole milk per day
well for fuck's sake

>> No.4006530

>>4006474
I remember when I thought that woman's face was a weird painting for a reaction pic and not a real human being's face.

>> No.4006532

>>4006446
You have to try it yourself and let the runny egg slide down your bread, into your mouth to fully understand this deliciousness.

>> No.4006561

>>4006474
>eating white bread

>> No.4006563

>>4006474
>mislabeling the fries, the chips, and the cookies
>misspelling lasagna, liter, ounce
I am rustles.

>> No.4006566

>>4006474
>Digestive Biscuits

Why? That doesn't sound very appetizing.