/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3998778]

>be lazy guy
>want to cook
>orders cooking equipment on amazon
>search for a good reciepe
>invites girl to impress her
>go out to buy ingredients
>pasta save at home
>decide to make chocolat-chilli-meatballs
>never did stuff like this
>girl comes
>break a swet
>eat with her
>break even more swet
>so much swet
>she seems uncomfortable
>pasta tries to drop out of pocket
>all of a sudden
>all
>of
>a
>sudden
>ass burns like crazy
>excuse me girl
>go to toilet
>lose pasta all over the floor
>shit with the fury of a thousand suns
>scream
>come back she packed her stuff
>i try to talk to her
>eventually convince her to stay
>we drink a bottle of wine together
>she goes to toilet
>hear her vomiting
>ask if everything is okay
>calls me an asshole and asks if i try poisining her
>i stay in front of the toilet
>spagetti drops so hard the door breaks
>she looks me in the eyes as she leans over the toilet
>vomits on my shoes
>oh fuck
>oh
>fuck
>we fuck

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[Anonymous No.3998798]

>be fine dining chef
>cook for girls to gain access to vagina
>food is always turns out great
>It still backfires though
>"cooking with you is stressful" is what they always say

>the feel when no dishroom
>the feel when no skilled underlings
>the feel when inadequate kitchen
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A CONVECTION OVEN? WHY THE FUCK ARE THEIR PANS AND SHIT IN YOUR BROILER?!?!?!

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR STEAMER!!! ITS FULL OF DIRTY DISHES!

[Anonymous No.3998805]

>>3998798
what a read !
good friend of mine is a chef as well and cooking with him is hell, but a good one !

[KyaDash !kDashing02 No.3998811]

>No bursting into treats
>No bears
>No walking of the dinosaur
0/10

[Anonymous No.3998818]

>>3998811
why should it ? if you want you can exchange girl with bear. sweet to tears and fuck to walk the dinosaur , but that would delude the truth