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So I just heard about this: Fairy Bread. It's white bread with butter and... sprinkles.

This isn't for real, is it? Please tell me this is a joke.

>> No.3957308

no but these are for A drill

>> No.3957316

This shit doesn't fly in the USA, but when I lived overseas it was out of sight. It's not just ANY old sprinkles will work, bro. There's specific brands and you have to find the one that works for you.

>> No.3957361

>>3957316
Just who would eat this crap?

>> No.3957364

>>3957361
son, if you don't get it then i guess you never will, but if you get it then you profit in a way that others can't.

>> No.3957366

Fairy bread is an Australian institution. It can only truly be enjoyed by those under the age of 9, however.

>> No.3957393

>>3957366
>Fairy bread is an Australian institution.

but it's actually not. nice try, australia, you're still imaginary.

>> No.3957425

>>3957304
>>3957361
>Things Cinnamon Toast isn't good too

>> No.3957429

Cake for poor people, kinda like mayonnaise sandwiches

>> No.3957437

>>3957364
No, I fully admit I don't get it. Does it actually taste good? I can't imagine it does.

>> No.3957460

>>3957429
I eat mayonnaise bagels. it's my ez favorite fast sandwich

>> No.3957465

>>3957437
It's magical, but I don't dig on sugar like I used to so that anon that said you have to be < 9 yo might be right. When I was a bug it was awesome. Playin donkey kong country and eating fairy bread. Good times.

>> No.3957487

>>3957465
You were born in the 90's, weren't you?

>> No.3957491

we also drop everything and clap in unison when the clock strikes 7 bongs

>> No.3957497

Kiwis and Aussies have had fairy bread for ages. Was a set plate at my childhood birthdays not so much now

>> No.3957570

>>3957304

Alright, you piqued my interest, so I made some for me & my 2yo. She loves it, I'm so-so on it. Well played Australia, well played.

>> No.3957616

That reminds me. My aunt used to get rainbow bread from...I think Publix. I haven't seen it in years.

>> No.3957646

>>3957465
>When i was a bug.

>> No.3957647

>>3957429

I had the extreme povo version: white bread with margarine and sugar.

>> No.3957652

This looks like something honey boo boo would make.

>> No.3957662

Butter? Seriously?

I thought it was cake frosting or something! It's arguably worse, but it makes more sense than butter!

>> No.3957665

its just white bread, butter, and rainbow sprinkles.

You only ever eat it at children's birthday parties.
try it bro, shit isn't bad.

>> No.3957685

>>3957465
Where are you from? Do you have a carapace? Are you the size of a fingernail?

>> No.3957687

I never had fairy bread, but my grandma used to give me buttered bread with cinnamon and sugar as a treat. So delicious. I tried it again ten years later and it was just not magical like it used to be. The same could be said for butter on saltines, which was another thing I fucking loved as a little kid.

>> No.3957690

>>3957662
The salt intensifies the taste of the hundreds & thousands and helps the hundreds & thousands stick to the bread and melt the outer coating (which are not sprinkles, by the way, they are tiny sugar granules coated in fondant). Same principle behind salted caramel.

>> No.3957703

I took an australian history class last year and at the end of the semester we had an australian food potluck. Someone brought fairy bread. It looked awesome, but damn, it wasn't.

>> No.3957702
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3957702

When I was a kid my mom would sprinkle cinnamon and sugar over buttered toast, I imagine this has the same appeal but with more color.

Carry on Aussies

>> No.3957711
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3957711

Almost related: In Minnesota and other areas with a large scandinavian population a lot of people buy lefse around this time of year, which are kind of like "potato tortillas". You usually roll them up with butter, cinnamon, and sugar. It sounds awful but it's actually de best. It's a standard around Thanksgiving and Christmas and it's usually the first food item people run out of because it's so fuckin' tasty.

>> No.3957716

>>3957711

I just ate Nutella & Almond Butter rolled in a flour tortilla, it's prolly just as tasty.

>> No.3957724

I used to eat toast with butter, cinnamon and sugar.

I bet this would let me lure little girls and I can sprinkle some sleeping pills in the the sprinkles for that extra something. Great idea OP!

>> No.3957726

>>3957724
>not putting scopolamine

>> No.3957756
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3957756

Not sprinkles OP, 100's & 1000's the round colourful ones. Straight sprinkles will soak into the bread & butter and it wont taste as good.

>> No.3957770
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3957770

>>3957711
My great grand mother used to make something like that every morning for local homeless guys back in the 40s. Homemade tortillas with a little bit of butter and cinnamon. She was poor as fuck and still fed her 9 kids +10 homeless dudes everyday.

>> No.3957776

>>3957711
This is truly delicious. You heat it up too to make it even more yum.

>> No.3957821
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3957821

Toast with grated candybars on it is GOAT. I used to cut up Kinderriegel bars to put on my toast when I was a child.

>> No.3957825

You JUST heard of this?

Your childhood must have been terribly boring, it's delicious and sweet but like previously said you need the right sprinkles and the right amount of butter that works for you so that you get the right texture of smooth bread against the right amount of crunch, obviously it's not meant to be a full meal but a treat.

>> No.3957845

>>3957304
It looks kind of gross, but I like cinnamon and sugar on buttered toast so... I'd give it a try.

>> No.3957848
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3957848

niggers, you're obviously not from the Netherlands.

This is a breakfast food.

>> No.3957871

>>3957848
HAGELSLAG MOEDERNEUKER

>> No.3957874

>>3957425
>Things
>Failing to sage
>Comparing a spice to candy

Just leave.

>> No.3957877

>>3957871
HAGGLESLAG MOTHER NUKER!

>> No.3957913
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3957913

>>3957304
HAGELSLAG FUCK YEAH

>> No.3957918
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3957918

Fuck me, back in kindergarten we got to make sandwiches in the afternoon and god damn them fairy bread be snitching good.

Don't be hating till you've tried it

>> No.3957925

>>3957848
When I went to the Netherlands I stole like 50 of these small boxes at all the hotels. I had like 6 varieties. Plus I bought some.

Also enjoyed the meat and cheese breakfast.

>> No.3957929

are "hundreds and thousands" sprinkles? is fairy bread fucking white bread with sprinkles on it?

is this what australians do after they've spent their quid at an op ship, earbashed some bird on the bleed while pickling chook eggs, had no wuckas, and kissed a rock ape's map of tassie

>> No.3957955

>>3957770
your grandmother gets 5 gold stars for awesomeness

>> No.3957993

>>3957925
They have dark, milk, and of course the awesome FRUIT flavored version

Hagelslag for laiifffe

>visited Holland

Where are you from?

>> No.3957999

I've been making this since child except no sprinkles. Just toast bread, spread butter, then sprinkle sugar on it.

>> No.3958050

>>3957929
wtf is going on in this post

>> No.3958066

>>3958050
i have no dude there's a wind of strange in the bellows

>> No.3958149

>>3958050
forget about importance and sensitive protect the cause

>> No.3958188

fucking disgusting ass white bread. Ugh.

>> No.3958206

Shit man, I don't remember who showed this to my mom, but I remember from one day to the next she started making them for me as a kid erry day and it was glorious.

Do you guys toast the bread? That's what my mom would do, get the bread all toasted and the butter all melty, so that the sprinkles would stick to the bread.

>> No.3958331

>if america ate fairy bread
>FAT, DISGUSTING MURRIKA PIGS!

>the rest of the world eating fairy bread
>a fucking godsend! you're an idiot for not eating this every day!

typical ck

>> No.3958337

>>3958331
The thing is, Americans would eat 10 slices of it for breakfast and eventually wrap and bacon and deep fry

>> No.3958338
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3958338

>>3957647
>I read butter, mayonnaise and suger

>> No.3958340

>>3958338
SUGAR

>> No.3958341

>>3958337
[citation needed]

>> No.3958345

>>3958341
>American history and current obesity rates.

Citation supplied.

>> No.3958346

>>3958341
good enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvUku7zAXVE

>> No.3958412

>>3958346
>epic meal time

>> No.3958428
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3958428

>>3958412
Except its not epic, it's more like "A bunch of faggots get together and ruin food with Jack Daniels, calories in excess and acting TOO EDGY"

>> No.3958435

my mother used to make monster toast, thats when you mix food coloring into butter and paint monster faces on the bread with it.

its a sure fire way to make sure your kid eats all their nutritious white bread at breakfast time

>> No.3958451

>>3958435
Sounds like you're mother was pretty empty inside..

>> No.3958453

>>3958451
>you're mother

>> No.3958486

>>3958451
my dad died when I was a baby

>> No.3958494

>>3958451
Sounds like you're parents cared about education.

>> No.3958498

>>3957304
lederp?

>> No.3958502
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3958502

>>3958498
go back to reddit

>> No.3958504

>>3958502
>go back to reddit

Reading all of you faggots posting this has become far more annoying than anything the faggots from reddit post here.

Fucking. STOP.

>> No.3958506

>>3957770
>1940s
>10 homeless guys

They weren't homeless. They had a home - fighting the Nazis in Europe. Why they weren't there is the question...

>> No.3958507

>>3957304

I've never had white bread with sprinkles, but i have fond memories of me and my grandmother have a slice of white bread with butter and sugar with a cup of cocoa on cold winter nights.

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3958508

>>3958504
reddit is that way ---->, ol chap.

>> No.3958515

>>3958508
No it isn't.

>> No.3958519

>>3958515
Let me check my map.

>> No.3958566

>>3957770
>>3958506
9 kids
10 baby daddies.

>> No.3958711

>>3958341

Texan here. It's more than likely true. You may very well find a deep-fried variant at the state fair if it were to catch on.

>> No.3958801

>>3958711
But that's because they deep fry fucking everything at the Texas state fair; you guys are famous for that.

>> No.3958861

... I remember seeing this on the Wiggles when I was younger and trying it. It isn't bad. I enjoyed the texture and it's a fun way to eat just a piece of buttered bread. Haven't had it in years though.

>> No.3959454

>>3958502
HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY DICK?
I was asking if that was a person called lederp making the post.
Jesus christ get the hell of ck if you really feel the need to point out every one who you think is a redditor.

>> No.3959515

>working the sprinkle market. fairy fish fairy beans fairy berries unicorn meat.

>> No.3959524

Anyone here made fly paper?

>tortilla
>spread some PB on dat shit
>sprinkle with chocolate chips

Nigga god dayum thats some good snack.

Also, ants on a log, the preschool special.

>> No.3959540

We did white bread and condensed milk. Not often; just one of those rare times where we needed to use condensed milk for something (mainly at Thanksgiving) and had some extra just chillin' in the fridge. I probably couldn't eat it now; losing my sweet tooth.

>> No.3959594

Ugh. Fairy bread was at pretty much every birthday party I went to until I was 12. I never liked it, but it's pretty popular. Sometimes I'll go to one of those 'everyone brings a plate' BBQs and there'll be plates of Fairy bread from multiple people.

>> No.3959599

I don't know how it works in the US, but in Australia and New Zealand our sprinkles are sugar-free; they're made from coloured starch. This gives proper fairy bread a weird but quite nice flavour. If US sprinkles contain sugar it would basically be the most unhealthy thing ever.

>> No.3959856

>>3958502
>>3958508

> posting SA memes as if that's any better

>> No.3959860

>>3959599
>white bread and butter not unhealthy enough

>> No.3960176

>>3957925
> When I went to the Netherlands I stole like 50 of these small boxes at all the hotels. I had like 6 varieties. Plus I bought some.

I swiped 2 of those boxes last time I was there, brought them home, and my idiot wife ate them both with the same enthusiasm and regalia as eating a stale hershey's kiss found under the sofa cushion while cleaning. Meaning: she just dumped the whole box in her mouth and then complained "it tastes off".

So why the fuck did you eat the second box and not save me a taste?

"I dunno...."

It looked alright. Reminds me of silly shit like grilled cheeze whiz sammiches I ate as a kid and now eat maybe once a year. If you don't develop a proper bias as a kid, it will never be as enjoyable as an adult.

1/2

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> Also enjoyed the meat and cheese breakfast.

Hell ya, changed my thinking about sammiches much for the better. Before that I always went for the "lunchmeat steak" effect. Pile the meat on so thick that its like nomming on a steak. Then of course you have to exaggerate every other ingredient to maintain the proper ratios.

After trying that sammich style I realized: (fyi its very high quality meat/cheese/bread, the meat is sliced ultra thin, cheese a little thicker, bread is matched in selection and thickness to the cheese, then dutch mayo, which is the opposite of heavy mayo, its closer to a mayo soup than the regular mayo served in n.america. It brings much needed moisture more than anything)

1. For the same or less $ you can have a lighter, tastier, non-bloating, and all around higher quality sammich

2. The 3 ingredients (disregard the mayo, it is designed to take a back seat and keep its mouth shut) are the parts of a sammich that can truely be gourmet. They taste best when they are delivered in a controlled, polite sammich. I would compare it to taste testing wine. You will get a better picture of things by swishing a small sip than you will drinking a liter of jug wine via funnel and frat chant.

Pic: "Doctor said I can only have one glass of wine per day". Could find the captioned version.
2/2

>> No.3960183

>>3959860
>butter unhealthy

>> No.3960186

>>3960183
>dairy
>healthy

>> No.3960207

>>3960176
If you have a cost plus near you they sell them there. They taste so much better than American sprinkles. Meaning they actually taste like chocolate.

>> No.3960412

>>3960207
> If you have a cost plus near you they sell them there. They taste so much better than American sprinkles. Meaning they actually taste like chocolate.

The ones I had were "De Kuiper" or something like that. Never seen anything like that around me, and never heard of "cost plus".

>> No.3960442

>>3957304
I used to make fairy bread with frosting instead of margarine.

I'm on the cutting edge of obesity.

>> No.3960583

>>3960412
Cost Plus is now being called World Market. Might not have one in your area though. The ones they sell are called De Ruijter.

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>>3957929
Damn thats the most Australian post I've seen in a while

>> No.3960603

I had syrup and banana sandwiches as a child

>> No.3960614

>>3960596
what is even happening in that gif I'm so confused.

>> No.3960621

>>3960614
it's a plant. I think they're called Cattails or some such. I guess they explode when you rub them.

>> No.3960624

>>3960614
Cattails.

>> No.3960623

>>3960621
OH. I thought it looked kinda like a cattail but I've never seen one.. uh.. messed with like that? Neat. I learned something today.

>> No.3961425

>>3960596

>> No.3961490

Fuck yeah! STRAYA CUNT!!

>> No.3961517

Fruchtehagel bitches!