PARMO!!

[Anonymous No.3931557]

I have a Mexican friend, you claims ownership of the Parmo. What a twat, Everyone knows that the Parmo originates on Tesside. Fuck you Mexican. Who's with me????

[Anonymous No.3931558]

>>3931557

>Tesside

You drunk or something?

[Brock No.3931564]

It's origin is from Guadalajara Mexico

[Your Mum No.3931565]

Come on now love, off to bed. You'll be tired in the morning and you have to go see the doctor for your prostrate exam! Xxxx

[Your Mum No.3931569]

I do believe that it's origin is from Nigel Thornberry's anus...

[Anonymous No.3931571]

>>3931569

SMASHING!

[Nigel Thornberry No.3931579]

Blagshagagagagahaga

Christ my penis is itchy... Might shove it into that parmo to soothe the pain! #touchofjimmysaville

[Margaret Thatcher No.3931582]

Heeeeeyyyyy... Looking for a bit of minge?

[Anonymous No.3931583]

>>3931579

Maybe the Tesside Parmo tastes like Jimmy Saville?

[The guy who invented Parmo No.3931584]

I'm from Mexico

[Anonymous No.3931586]

>>3931584
Not Tesside?

[Jimmy Saville No.3931587]

I'll fix it for you ;)

*Lowers trousers*

[Parmo Man No.3931590]

I don't come from Mexico or Teeside... I come from San Marino, home of the greatest football team to ever live!

Also, anyone got any remedies for worms? Itching my bumhole so much that its starting to bleed!

[Anonymous No.3931593]

>>3931590

[CJ No.3931596]

OI... Stop picking on Jimmy! Me and him were bezzie mates! Touching kids is in our blood ;)

And penis.

[Anonymous No.3931599]

>>3931587

Fucking faggots!!

As if Mexico doesn't have enough shitty foods? Go and bum each other dirty sanchez' faggots this shit is Teesside. Fuck You MExicoi!!!

[President of Mexico No.3931603]

I don't find any of this amusing...

[Anonymous No.3931607]

>>3931599
>Teesside
>MExicoi

OP confirmed for drunk and in denial

[Anonymous No.3931610]

I thought Australia invented parmo, they seem to have it on special in every bar that I've been to here and there is some sort of parmo war going to see who makes the best.

[Anonymous No.3931651]

>>3931607
Can brits not hold their liquor or something? I don't make mistakes like that even up to the point of blacking out.

[Anonymous No.3932208]

>>3931610

Australian here; I'm pretty sure parmigianas were invented in Sicily. Pubs here love parmas and lasagna because they're tasty, filling and pretty easy to make.

[Anonymous No.3932232]

>>3932208
The Gods Must Be Crazy is on channel one tonight at 8:30.
>your night just got better.

[Anonymous No.3932380]

oh my god this is so freaky, I'm currently in Teesside because I go to uni here (Stockton campus) and am currently dreaming about a Parmo! Never heard about then until I came here, but me and my housemates like to indulge in one at least once a term.

[Anonymous No.3932393]

>>3932380

>Once a term?
get on my (weight) level. Hot shot parmos4life

[Anonymous No.3933389]

>>3932393
do you happen to know what a zagaroff parmo is? Always too afraid to order one, seems like a waste of a parmo if I ordered it and it ended up being horrid.

[Anonymous No.3933399]

>>3933389
different sauce + onions + mushrooms

[Anonymous No.3933415]

> Teeside

enjoy your lack of enjoyment

[Anonymous No.3933432]

>>3933399
Hotshot parmo guy here, I did not know that. Interesting

>>3933415
>Teeside
Enjoy your not being able to spell; two s's mate, as in the side of the Tees

Fox Covert near Yarm/Ingleby does a fucking lovely parmo. I highly recommend it if you fancy going a bit more upmarket than one of the plethora of pizza shops

[Anonymous No.3935205]

>>3933432
sounds like its worth a visit, nothing better than finishing the end of a lovely night out in Middlesborough than with a Parmo