/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3920392]

Best tasting chocolate candy bar ever.

How can something taste better than Snickers?

[Anonymous No.3920415]

>>implying that's not a Marathon bar.

[Anonymous No.3920417]

>chocolate candy

[Anonymous No.3920420]

But that's not a Wunderbar!

[Anonymous No.3920441]

This should change your mind.

[Anonymous No.3920442]

[Anonymous No.3920455]

I also love Snickers. I remember feeling so elated when I got home from my Halloween rounds and find myself some Snickers.

[Anonymous No.3920471]

>>3920392
Sometimes I like snickers I have to be in the mood for it, and I'm usually really hungry whenever I eat one and I'm usually getting it from a vending machine.

[Anonymous No.3920481]

>>3920471
Cool story bro. Do go on.

[Anonymous No.3920482]

>>3920441

That's not a candy bar.

That's chocolate.

[Anonymous No.3920487]

>>3920392
Plus it's really filling. I get one or two of those bad boys and a can of red bull when I don't feel like sitting down for a meal.

[Anonymous No.3920489]

>>3920481
Well, I work in a heavy industrial zone so food places are scarce and what you get are what you bring from home or the vending machines. Sometimes I wake up late and forget to make something the night before so I grab a snickers or two at work. They're really filling so I find myself only eating one or two. Of course I feel not too great afterwards but that's the price I pay for my unpreparedness.

[Anonymous No.3920490]

Yes please.

[Anonymous No.3920491]

>>3920489
...the plot thickens.

[Anonymous No.3920498]

>>3920482
Is a Hershey's bar a candy bar?

[Anonymous No.3920592]

Snickers and Kit Kat.
I don't know how anyone can enjoy Mars. Most disgusting filling ever.

[Anonymous No.3920596]

>>3920498
>hershey's BAR
>is it a candy BAR

[Anonymous No.3920597]

bounty bar

/thread

[Anonymous No.3920599]

>>3920597
I like Bounty chocolate bars, but the chocolate on them (and almost all chocolate bars) is waxy and shitty.

When I was in highschool and smoked a lot of weed I used to make lots of sweets. I replicated Bounty and Snickers bars really well. Tons of work, but they were awesome (especially with quality chocolate).

[Anonymous No.3920600]

I'm sorry but Take 5 is the best.

[Anonymous No.3920602]

>>3920592

are u me?

[Anonymous No.3920605]

>>3920441
>85%
No.
That's disgusting eats by itself

[Anonymous No.3920630]

frozen kit kats

100 grand bars

twix. fuck.

[Anonymous No.3920632]

I'm sorry, OP.
Your entire life has been a lie up to this point.

[Anonymous No.3920637]

>>3920441
stop lying to yourself you fuck

You probably also drink black coffee in public and rant about how sugar an creamer "ruin the integrity"

[Anonymous No.3920639]

White chocolate kit kat is my favorite sorry Op

[Anonymous No.3920649]

>>3920630

>frozen kitkats

I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.3920650]

Haha.

I will never believe how many plebs are on this board

>2012
>not liking dark chocolate
>still eating Lindt chocolates
>eating white chocolate that has less than 20% cocoa butter by weight

plebs gonna pleb

Also,

>mfw I was making mole the other day and I just had to eat some of the bakers chocolate raw because it is so delicious

[Jolly Old Jim No.3920654]

Snickers are darn nice, but I loved the Dream (White chocolate) bars that Cadbury's did about 6 years ago.

They were the size of Kitkat chunkys, and I can't seem to find 'em now.

White Lion bars are a very close second best.

[Anonymous No.3920655]

>>3920650

>I'm superior because I like my sweets being BITTER

retard

[Anonymous No.3920660]

>>3920649
>>3920654

GUYS

HOLY SHIT GUYS

listen

what if we

guys

what if we

MELT 4 KITKAT CHUNKIES' SIDES, MELD THEM ALL TOGETHER, WRAP THEM IN FUCKIN FOIL, AND FREEZE THEM OVERNIGHT

[Jolly Old Jim No.3920661]

>>3920660
Fuck that.
It would taste terrible.

[Anonymous No.3920662]

>>3920650
Sure is pretentious fuck in here. Some people enjoy their chocolate sweet and not bitter.

[Anonymous No.3920663]

>>3920655

... White chocolate is my favorite type of chocolate. It is sweet as fuck.

Retard.

[Anonymous No.3920668]

>>3920663
That contradicts with what you just said.

[Anonymous No.3920675]

>>3920661

but... it... wouldn't it be just like a x4 Kitkat only...supersized? ;_;

[Anonymous No.3920677]

>>3920668
Not it doesn't. If you had any reading comprehension at all, you would notice I said that dark chocolate tastes good, bakers chocolate tastes good, I don't place any value on Lindt, and that "white chocolate" with less than 20% cocoa butter by weight was bad.

Nowhere did I say that the only good chocolates are bitter.

[Anonymous No.3920682]

>>3920677
Sorry, I'm not very good at understanding that bastardized vomit some people used to call the "quote function" anymore.

[Anonymous No.3920690]

>>3920662
Cocoa is inherently bitter. Stick to waxy, sugary, vanilla-flavored brown-colored "chocolate" if you can't handle the real thing.

[Anonymous No.3920691]

>mfw I love eating raw cocoa nibs

Get to my level faggots.

[Anonymous No.3920692]

>>3920682
>bastardized vomit
>white chocolate

Dude, that isn't what white chocolate is at all. Why would you think that?

[Anonymous No.3920693]

>>3920682

It's ok

[Anonymous No.3920695]

>>3920692
I wasn't talking about chocolate.

[Anonymous No.3920696]

>>3920692

He's talking about

>implying
Vs
>quoting

[Anonymous No.3920700]

>>3920675
lemme tell ya 'bout supersize

[Anonymous No.3920720]

>>3920441
>eating tar

35% or gtfo

[Anonymous No.3920729]

I hate peanuts, so I prefer mars

[Anonymous No.3921313]

How dare you Americans eat Snickers? You believe you become gay if you eat it! Or at least become gay watching a commercial showing Snickers. Be careful.

[Anonymous No.3921341]

>>3920700
lol nice doll house

[Anonymous No.3921342]

I just love Symphony bars. Almond Joys are also excellent, as far as chocolate candy with almonds in them go.

[Anonymous No.3921343]

>>3920720
"Tar"? WTF? Not him, but nothing under 70% cacao is considered chocolate in my book.

[Anonymous No.3921374]

>>3920420
this

[Anonymous No.3921386]

My favorite "commercial" candy bars are twix and Reese's cups (if you count those as bars).

[Anonymous No.3921390]

>>3920600
I second that emotion.

[Anonymous No.3921392]

>not eating cocoa nibs

Too much for your gentle buds?

[Anonymous No.3921396]

[Anonymous No.3921398]

>>3921386
>"commercial"
Ooo so edgy

[Anonymous No.3921402]

>>3920691
>mfw I hear someone else likes to do this

[Anonymous No.3921406]

Valhrona Guanaja. Seriously, I came when I tried this and knew instantly it's my favourite chocolate ever.

[Anonymous No.3921412]

>>3921402
I've yet to meet someone who likes them. I have offered them to at least 20 people, and no one likes them.

I first tried them when a friend who worked at a health food store bought a 1 kg bag of them and found out quickly she didn't like them. She gave them to me and I loved them.

I have a bag of them at my desk at work. I like bitter foods in general, so maybe that is why. Good stuff!

[Anonymous No.3921428]

The only acceptable candy bars are butterfinger and the cookies and cream bar

[Anonymous No.3921437]

>>3921412
Is there an easy way to get the skin off of them? The inside tastes good but the skin tastes so bad.

[Anonymous No.3921456]

>>3921437
Mine don't have skins on them...

[Anonymous No.3921462]

My favorite is the 5th Avenue bar. It's Hershey's version of the Butterfinger, but better in my opinion

[Anonymous No.3921471]

SNICKERS WITH MOTHER FUCKING ALMONDS.

[Anonymous No.3921497]

snickers are just a worse tasting milky way. milky way is a god tier candy bar

[Anonymous No.3921500]

lol american chocolate

[Anonymous No.3921502]

>>3921497
I was surprised at how much I liked milky way dark.

[Anonymous No.3921506]

>2012
>not making your own chocolate
srsly guys

[Anonymous No.3921510]

>no Daim bar

filthy murripleb thread has been purged by chocolate ambrosia that is Daim

[Anonymous No.3921512]

I liked snickers growing up but don't care for them now. Last time I had some I ate two of the little snack sized ones (about 1/2 of a regular) and I got rotgut that felt like how you would feel if you ate 20 of them.

Pic related is the best, also Almond Joy, Kit Kat, Skor, and Payday.

[Anonymous No.3921515]

I honestly hate these kind of candy bars. They use the WORST chocolate they can manage to still call as such.

I like a moderately bitter, not too high % cacao bar. A bitter tinge, but not those really high % ones.

How appropriate CAPTCHA:
>Dmiiss sugar

[Anonymous No.3921516]

>>3921502
Shhh, don't ruin one of the best kept secrets of the candy world.

[Anonymous No.3921521]

> lol american chocolate

You dweeb. I've had candy bars from england, canaduh, holland, denmark, and sweden and so far american ones are the best. More variety and overall better flavors.

And btw, canadian chocolate is disgusting. Tastes like it was sweetened with sorghum or honey.

[Anonymous No.3921541]

>>3920650
>plebs
>>2012
>mfw
>my opinion > your opinion

You are such a high level internet badass.

[Anonymous No.3921542]

>>3921521
There is no difference between Canadian and American chocolate. We have the same chocolate as you, with a few extra/missing varieties.

European chocolate is typically superior to American commercial shit.

[Anonymous No.3921543]

This fucker right here. Shame you rarely see them anymore in the UK.

[Anonymous No.3921544]

Favorite pleb-tier candy bars: Twix and/or Take 5
Favorite mid-tier chocolate bar: Lindt 70% dark
Favorite yum-tier chocolate bar: Scharffen Berger Nibby Milk 30%
Favorite snob-tier chocolate experience: eating plain cacao nibs completely unironically, because my tongue is a sick bastard.and enjoys that sort of thing.

[Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 No.3921546]

I'm more fond of the Mars bar myself. After that it's probably the Mr. Big, the Coffee Crisp, Kit-Kat and that one that's like a softer, whipped version of the Mars bar.

I'm so British I'm selling maple leaves with a 25,000% markup. Probably to pay some form of racketeering.

[Anonymous No.3921547]

At the moment I really like Paydays. Salty and sweet together is delicious. Not sure what the general feeling towards them is in the US but they only sell them in the UK in American import shops.

[Anonymous No.3921552]

>>3921547

Oh, you meant chocolate things. Point still stands though.

[Anonymous No.3921573]

>>3921510

I prefer armadillos

[Anonymous No.3921585]

This.

Snickers comes in second though.

[Anonymous No.3921614]

>>3920637
Lying to myself about what? I strongly prefer darker chocolate. It's way more intense and tastes better to me personally. Bitterness doesn't affect everyone the same way. I've had a couple people spit it out after I offered it to them, while I think it's the greatest food ever. I actually buy Lindt 90% more often (for the higher cocoa content), but I think 85% does taste a little better overall. Both are amazing. It's a strange primal thing for me, a serious addiction.

Also, I don't drink coffee because I'm sensitive to large amounts of caffeine.

[Anonymous No.3921628]

>>3920637
Not the guy you're replying to, but you're a fucking idiot. I like dark chocolate up to 85% and drink black coffee (with cream if it's low quality) with a lid on it so nobody would even know if it's black.

One day your palette won't be that of a five year old's, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.3921634]

No Zero bar? I'm disappointed in you, /ck/,

[Anonymous No.3921637]

Seriously, look at this thing. It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.3921649]

>>3921628
>One day your palette won't be that of a five year old's, hopefully.

You are exactly the stereotype he was referring to.

[Anonymous No.3921653]

>>3921649
>Correct a stupid statement
>I'm trying to be cool

Yeahno.

[Anonymous No.3921655]

Godiva milk fucken chocolate. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.3921667]

>>3921542
> There is no difference between Canadian and American chocolate. We have the same chocolate as you, with a few extra/missing varieties.

There is no difference between your face and my cat's asshole.

The chocolate tasted exactly like Red Man chewing tobacco.

> European chocolate is typically superior to American commercial shit.

That's of course the fashion trend to say shit like that. When I run into people who have never complimented "amurrica" in their entire life (which happens about every 18 seconds while I'm on this board) I have to assume you have a bias. I compliment Canaduh all the time. I feel safe when I'm there, they served me and my gf some whoopass beer when we were 16, and its a very clean place. But face it, your chocolate tastes like crap.

As for EU chocolates, I buy them often from Indian groceries and some are good. The "no reason to include corn syrup" thing has a big effect on the flavor. Hippsters and other fuckheads condemn corn products because they are hippster and fuckheads, but it does have a unique flavor, same as cane sugar and beet sugar taste different.

[Anonymous No.3921723]

>>3921628

by age 50 the average person has lost half of thier taste buds. The older we get the more we tend to prefer stronger tasting foods because the taste buds we do have need to be stimulated that much more intensely for the same sensation of taste to be achieved.

[Anonymous No.3921742]

>>3921723
Don't you know that the only way to appreciate something is to have a reduced sensitivity to t? This is why you cannot enjoy pieces of art properly until you have cataracts.

[Anonymous No.3921768]

>>3921742
lel

I want you to paint the painting ON MY EYES. I'm too desensitized it's the only way

[Anonymous No.3921773]

>>3921342

>symphony
>allofmyhnnnng

[Anonymous No.3921788]

>>3921406
I like how Valrhona wrappers have like 50 different languages on them, it makes me feel cosmopolitan and not just like a lonely glutton

[Anonymous No.3921880]

Get on my level.

>dat wafer biscuit and chocolate
>no peanuts/caramel to get stuck all in your teeth
>dat crispy texture
>can share easily with friends or eat all by yourself

snickers confirmed for pleb tier chocolate bars. at least get a twix.

[Anonymous No.3921899]

recently I've been getting Heath/Skor bars. Great with milk.

Snickers is the classic I think. It sounds stupid how they market it as a meal replacement, but it really does hit the spot if you're stuck somewhere with no food.

Take 5 is doodoo

>cooking

[Anonymous No.3921901]

>>3920650
>still eating Lindt chocolates

why not? I like it better than godiva, hershey's etc. that supermarkets usually have.

[Anonymous No.3921911]

Severe lack of Almond Joy ITT

[Anonymous No.3921926]

>>3921880
oh god /ck/ you're to much

[Anonymous No.3921932]

>>3921880
have you tried freezing kitkats before? they're so fucking good frozen.

[Anonymous No.3921939]

>>3921462
This is true. The 5th Avenue always seemed like an obscure candy bar--I never see anybody buy them or claim them as a favorite. So I bought one recently and enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.3921942]

>>3921342
Symphony bars are good. But, for me at least, they are synonymous with middle age women. It is a candy bar for the 50 year old woman. Then again, that's probably because my mom likes these.

[Anonymous No.3921949]

>>3921942
my mother also.

[Anonymous No.3921950]

>>3921547
They're not very popular, but I like them. Kinda wish they had a chocolate covered variety....

[Anonymous No.3921972]

>ctrl+f
>no ritter sport

you can all get your coats and leave now

[Anonymous No.3921974]

>>3921950


fanfare.midi

[Anonymous No.3921980]

I love chewy foods so a chilled caramel bar is amazing to me.

[Anonymous No.3921981]

A mother fucking chomp!!
5eva a kid.

[Anonymous No.3922005]

>>3921614
>I actually buy Lindt 90% more often (for the higher cocoa content), but I think 85% does taste a little better overall.

So less coacoa tastes better, but you buy the higher content one because more coacoa?

You fucking hipster.

[Anonymous No.3922050]

Fuck yall, Milkybar is the best.

[Anonymous No.3922067]

>>3921667
>hurrrr HFCS gives 'murikkkan chocolate its awesome distinct flavor

lol of course you were going to say that

[Anonymous No.3922071]

>>3922005

>coacoa

I'm sorry what

[Anonymous No.3922089]

>>3922071
>coacoa
I think he means "quao-quao".

It is the hip way.

[Anonymous No.3922097]

You're all wrong, welcome to god tier

[Anonymous No.3922099]

>>3922097
Sponge toffee and shitty chocolate.

Meh.

[Anonymous No.3922102]

>>3922089

>using a different language to talk about thinks that already have an English word
>calling others hipsters

lol

[Anonymous No.3922103]

>>3920720
>>3920720

[Anonymous No.3922237]

These were absolutely fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.3922273]

>>3922102
>using a different language to talk about thinks that already have an English word
What does this sentence mean?

[Anonymous No.3922306]

>>3922273
Sorry, "things" not "thinks"

[Anonymous No.3922351]

>>3922237

Were? They're still available. Convenience stores all over my area have them.

[Anonymous No.3922354]

I don't really like nuts in my candy bars.

My favorite is Twix. Second is probably Kit-Kat.

[Anonymous No.3922359]

snickers just taste like peanuts with a little bit of chocolate

it's all about that twix

[Anonymous No.3922364]

>>3922354

I love a good, nutty candy bar. I adore PayDay and Nutrageous, but since I've been suffering of gallstones I haven't been able to enjoy one. Nuts, especially peanuts, set off attacks very badly. I had four peanut butter crackers (less than 1tsp. of peanut butter on each) and half an apple for a snack yesterday afternoon and had an attack less than 25 minutes later.

Those aside, I love Zero bars, Twix, Take 5 and Caramel Milky Way.

[Anonymous No.3922368]

This shit right here. It's so fucking good they named a galaxy after it.

[Anonymous No.3922443]

>>3921972

[Anonymous No.3922459]

>>3922359
Twix tastes like caramel

>and nothing else.

And I hate caramel. Yeah, I said it Snickers, Baby Ruth, Milky way, etc. fans. Caramel is fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.3922467]

>>3922368
Oh look its a snickers with no flavor or texture

[Anonymous No.3922523]

To each his own.

[Anonymous No.3922525]

>>3922523
Mother fucking buenos.

[Anonymous No.3922594]

>>3922523
MOTHERFUCKING BUENOS UP IN THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.3922627]

>>3920392
Nuts do not belong in candy bars. Shits up the texture and taste.

[Anonymous No.3922668]

Fuck salty-ass Snickers.

[Anonymous No.3922724]

>>3922627
WELL JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE PEANUTS ARENT NUTSf

[Anonymous No.3922725]

>>3922594
This. The cream is so fucking tasty

[Anonymous No.3922762]

my favorite

not very hearty or filling, but its lightness is what makes it fantastic

having one makes me think of angels

[Anonymous No.3922772]

I like Milky Way better, it's softer

[Anonymous No.3922777]

I fucking love these. They're getting harder to find in my state, which is a crying shame.
Has anyone else been blessed by this trapezoidal god?

[Anonymous No.3922780]

I don't usually like chocolate bars.
But these things?
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.3922782]

Plebs. Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.3922788]

This right here. It's discontinued, but I own about 40 of them currently.

[Anonymous No.3922790]

>>3922788
You should switch to Whatchamacallit.

[Anonymous No.3922828]

>>3920441

Seconded. Anything below 70ish to me tastes like sugary shit paste

[Anonymous No.3922832]

>>3920441
I think you may have missed the point (or I'm being too literal-minded). I'd've thought OP meant only candy bars IE poor-quality chocolate covering candy and/or brittle and that sort of thing.
If I'm not mistaken, that would make your suggestion invalid.
That said, I'm not sure what my favourite candy bar is as I've not had one in years, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.3922844]

Good night sweet prince ;__;

[Anonymous No.3922867]

>>3922102
>that's the joke

[Anonymous No.3922883]

>mfw reading this while on a heavy caloric deficit

At least I ate nutella and dark chocolate because I had a tough mountain trek and needed the calories.

[Anonymous No.3922892]

>>3922883
I just ate 56g of ritter sport marzipan bro

>at least I'm lifting today

[Anonymous No.3922984]

>>3922892

>tfw I ate ritter sport dark
>tfw heavy cardio killed my gaines

skipping gym today (whole schedule for the week will shift accordingly, no workouts lost), still have slight glutes doms

[Anonymous No.3923086]

>>3920637
>drinking coffee with cream/milk/sugar
>pleb

[Anonymous No.3923094]

[Anonymous No.3923187]

>>3920490
>16oz Snicker Bar

MURKA FUCK YEAH

[Anonymous No.3923242]

>Mfw snicker ice cream bar

[Anonymous No.3923247]

SKOR

[Anonymous No.3923302]

>ctrl+f
>no signs of sky bar

I'm not surprised. I don't think it's very well known, but it is easily my favorite chocolate bar/candy.

[Anonymous No.3923307]

>>3923247
VANTAR

[Anonymous No.3923310]

stupid frenchfags acting like chocolate is not a type of candy

[Anonymous No.3923361]

Could not find a pic of a snickers but this would be the best. The nougat layer in a snickers is denser than that on a mars so holds its shape and texture a little better.

I have only ever munched 2 of these and that was going on 10 years ago, I am still haunted by how good it tasted. While at school a friend worked through the entire chocolate bar selection of the chipper getting them all battered. Apparently bounties work wellas did cream eggs.

[Anonymous No.3924170]

>154 posts
>Kit Kat only mentioned 4 times

[Anonymous No.3924198]

>>3920442

I like the way you think but Ghirardelli makes Caramello it's bitch.

[anon !hEpdoZ.tHU No.3924255]

does anyone else feel like buying different candy bars to try out? ;_; i know i do. i saw a bunch of candy bars that look good...