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oh god why
> http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

>> No.3912910

God damn.

Reminds me of those depressing food stories threads.

>> No.3912912
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>>3912898
>http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

srs'ly half that shit looks like the crap my mom used to feed me as a kid....mfw

>> No.3912923

Suddenly I feel much better about the food I cook.

>> No.3912929

I love looking at the pictures of the terrible food, but the captions are not that funny. meh.

>> No.3912934

Some of these made me lol.

There was another one posted like this but with longer and more hate filled rants.. Can't remember the name tho..

>> No.3912936

>>3912934

cooksuck. The rants are retarded though.

>> No.3912941

>>3912936

Thats the one, yeah the rants are terrible.

Was one funny one in there involving Vegemite, immigration and Tony Abbott from vague memory.

>> No.3912946

The captions are pretty fucking stupid.

>> No.3912959

Half of those look like they're in the middle of the cooking process, not finished.

>> No.3912960

Seen much worse right here on /ck/

>> No.3912965

>>3912898
>find photo of food taken on a low quality camera
>say it looks in some ways like faeces
>repeat for rest of life
>post on tumblr

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Idk why this belongs with the rest of those picks, actualy looks realy tastey. Am i alone on this?

>> No.3912980

>>3912965
>>3912972

These

That food is fucking fine. Entire first page there was not one fucking thing I would not try.

Overprivileged fucking hipster shitbags crying about bad photography.

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http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/post/22374666509/i-dont-even-know-what-the-fuck-this-is-if-you

oh my god, this faggot doesn't even know what pork pie is. And that looks like a seriously top of the range pork pie at that - it has shredded chunks of meat not minced and blended pork.

Confirmed for clueless tryhard pleb, let's move on.

>> No.3912998

>>3912994
that looks dry as shit.
also white bread? fail

>> No.3913000

>>3912994
>tfw living near Melton Mowbray
Home of the pork pie, hell yeah.

>> No.3913001

>>3913001

>> No.3913008

>>3912998
fail. you have never eaten pork pie, clearly.

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>>3912998
>he thinks hot water crust is white bread!

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I'm going to go ahead and suggest that what OP (because it is OP trying to advertise his own blog here) thinks is burnt banana bread is in fact a black pudding with salsa. It actually looks pretty good, though a little mealy perhaps.

>> No.3913041

>>3912959

what this man said.

It's like this faggot's never been in a kitchen before.

When I saw him get all twisted up about some green bean casserole in the middle of being made, as well as some fucking hotdog octopuses, it became clear that he knew shit about shit.

>> No.3913052

>>3913041
>hotdog octopuses
I actually thought that was really sweet anyway. Like, it was clearly made by a parent for their child so they would enjoy mealtimes. And then they even took a photo of it. I wish my parents had cared half that much....

>> No.3913068

I get the feeling this person has a melted cheese phobia. Almost all of these photos have at least one of their ingredients as some sort of cheese.
Yeah, melted cheese can look pretty gross and smell funky but it makes a lot of things taste nice. Just because something looks bad doesn't mean it tastes that way.

>> No.3913072

>>3912972
No i said the same thing to a friend.

>> No.3913085
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3913085

I dont get what's wrong with this?

>> No.3913163

>>3913085
It's a bit bland, is all.

>> No.3913167

meh,
most of that is just bad food photography. Better lighting and angles on the same dish and we'd be all like "omgyumcheeze"

>> No.3913192

It's horrible presentation.

>> No.3913204

>>3913192
>presentation
>matter

>> No.3913225

some of this looks like everyday food that my family makes (and I eat it). I don't expect myself to be cooking any better once I move out when I will be 40.

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seriously, you folks would happily eat this?

confirmed plebes

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>>3913225

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3913288

most of it looks horrible, but some of the things on there I'd eat without complaining.

>> No.3913290

>>3913233
It's potato salad, you fucking pansy.

>> No.3913301

what OP should do is present /ck/ with the pictures and use our way better, more hilarious, edgy comments.

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The fuck is wrong with this??

>> No.3913321

>>3913233
iz dat sum...
...jarman paderder sellet?

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I'd eat all of that. The only one that made me initially gag was this one.

>> No.3913370

>>3913320
The beef looks kind of like it was boiled instead of browned, but the combination itself isn't bad.
>>3913338
I honestly thought that thumbnail was dog shit on a tortilla.

>> No.3913375

>>3912980
You're disgusting.

>> No.3913377

So I think we can all agree that white/amerifat food is disgusting, yes?

>> No.3913387

I'd eat the shit out of that meatloaf volcano

>> No.3913389
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this one is really fucking funny to me for some reason.

>> No.3913415

Oh god the fucking captions make me rage.

I can see this fucking leftwing, white guilt stick figure, gouges wearing, obammy voting, niggerloving but in rich part of town living fucking ass hipster trust fund baby liberal arts student. FUCK THAT GUY!

I'm a food snob too though and most of that shit is pretty disgusting and pleb tier but his smarmy arrogant disgust that's clearly more directed at the people he thinks made the food instead of the food itself makes me sick. He should call his blog I HATE MIDDLE AMERICA instead, it would be more fitting.

>> No.3913438

That's better than most of the stuff on /ck/

>> No.3913441

>>3913389
I was sitting there imagining how stoned somebody had to be to do that.

>>3913377
>>>/pol/

>> No.3913443

>>3913377
>white/amerifat
all of the things from america that people make fun of foodwise are the advent of black people learning how to fire.
white people invented things like lobster newberg which even the snooty french ripped off and renamed thermidor

>> No.3913444

>>3913415
>Religious republitard narrow minded hick detected.

>> No.3913447

http://denbrunamaten.se/

They make the food of 40 year old swedish recipes. The horror.

>> No.3913448

>>3913444
>calling someone narrow minded
>mocking people for the food they eat
keep on smuggin

>> No.3913450

>>3913444
>>>/pol/

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>>3913233
I WOULD EAT IT ALL

this one made me laugh, though
>Uh oh. All I have left is 1/64th of an olive. Oh well.

>> No.3913517

>>3913444
Nope, I'm agnostic and more of a national socialist than republican.

>> No.3913537

>>3913517
gross

>> No.3913541

>>3913517
>national socialist
>probably isn't even using this term correctly
>soedgy.jpg

>> No.3913543

>>3913486
Sheeeeiiiit I just saw you on /g/. Thanks for introducing me to /ck/, man.

>> No.3913548

>>3913543
fuck that shithole.

>> No.3913552

>>3913548
Yeah, this board seems like there might be some ACTUAL discussion, unlike /g/entoo land.

>> No.3913563

>>3913541
>2012
>still being a liberal
>thinks calling people edgy does something

Also ich hoffe ernsthaft Sie lassen davon ab.

>> No.3913565

>>3912898
please stop greentexting links :<

>> No.3913566
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Someone used Kraft singles on a pizza.

PROOF that this shit is not cheese.

Look. At high temperatures it turns to milk chocolate.

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this site seems fairly meanspirited to me. i mean i know the people who made the food will never see it, but half the stuff doesn't look half bad, just not hipster "gourmet" quality. big fucking deal.

take this pineapple upsidedown cake for example. around hannukah i eat cake that looks exactly like this all the time.

>> No.3913578

>>3913563
Not a liberal, I am a nationalist... but I'm not some faggot who wants to nationalize labor.
>calls me a liberal

lol

gb2 >>>/pol/ and hang out with the stormfags over there

>> No.3913591

Almost all of it looks like nasty shit. lol'd hard at the retards ITT who got mad over the choice of photos and authors comments.

>> No.3913600

>>3912898
A few of these things don't look all that bad.

>> No.3913619

>>3913233
I'd honestly eat the fuck out of that potato salad.

I fucking love potato salad.

>> No.3913622

>>3913389
>Meatloaf Spaghetti
Shit, i'd try it. I mean, what's the worst that could happen with it?

>> No.3913629

>>3913622
there could be worms and you wouldn't even notice

>> No.3913632

>>3913566
And they told me that alchemy was a bogus career choice.

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>>3913566

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DAMN WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR JELLO CREATIONS!!!

>> No.3913828

>>3913825
AND THEIR CASSEROLES!

>> No.3913845

>>3913552
go back

>> No.3913849

>>3913320

It's like shepherd's pie with noodles instead of potatoes

>> No.3913859

>>3913486

This makes me wtf a bit.

It looks like foie gras on a vegetable lasagna. Which makes zero fucking sense.

That or shortbreads with olives on them on a vegetable lasagna.

>> No.3914358

>>3913859
it looks like mozzarella to me

>> No.3914362

>>3914358
Then you are in all seriousness.. retarded.

No, really. You are fucking retarded. It doesn't even look like fresh mozzarella. It MAYBE looks like tofu that was cut with a circle cookie cutter. Woe is you, 'tard mind.

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Get me drunk enough and i'd eat the shit out of this.

>> No.3914405

>>3914397
I'd rather not be around you then.

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Why the fuck is this on here? It's just shrimp in lobster sauce.

>> No.3914410

>>3914408
Looks like shrimp in egg-drop soup.

>> No.3914414

All I see is a blog run by a couple of shits that don't recognize foreign food and basic recipes. Some of the shit on there is questionable yes, but otherwise they're being unfunny pricks.

>> No.3914415

>>3914408
I think it's there because it looks like jello.

Shrimp jello.

>> No.3914425

>>3914415
In a disposable pie pan, no less.

>> No.3914426

Most of them probably taste alright,but just lack plating and presentation skills.

>> No.3915088

>>3914414
>foreign food
Is white middle-america considered foreign now? I'm sorry but that food is fucking disgusting.

>> No.3915113

>>3915088
>defending a shitty blogger that literally said a dish was 'worse than the war in Iraq'
>shiggy.
>diggy.
>doo.

>> No.3915127

>>3915113
>implying I'm defending the blogger
>implying that food isn't universally recognised (apart from amerifats) as being disgusting