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3908663 No.3908663 [Reply] [Original]

does it bother you when people eat food wrong?

a buddy of mine will stab a steak with his fork, cut off a bite size piece and then remove the fork from the major portion of the steak to retrieve the part he cut off rather than stabbing the steak and cutting around the fork

i dunno why but it makes me rage.

>> No.3908682

ugh how can you eat a taco like that... id be scared itwould jam up in between my teeth or worse my gums because I've had that shit happen before when eating chips... the worst pain ever.

but i would say it fascinates me more than bothers me. sometimes i just keep my fork in my left hand rather than switching it after cutting something even though i'm right-handed.

>> No.3908699

>>3908663
I don't rage whenever someone does something differently from me. I do wonder why he is eating that taco in that vertical fashion, but then I recognize the fact that he's probably not even going to eat it because he's just modeling for the photo.

>> No.3908701

>>3908699
Now that I think about it, the taco was probably not even in his hand when the photo was taken. He either had a prop of some sort, or he was told to pantomime 'eating'.

>> No.3908704

>>3908701
I mean, look at his face. Who eats a taco with that expression? Also, that taco is small, proportionally speaking.

>> No.3908707

>>3908704
He has dead eyes. Dead. You don't have dead eyes when there's a fiesta in your mouth.

>> No.3908711

>>3908701
Shit, he's probably not even a real person!

>> No.3908714

>>3908711
HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THIS BOOK IS REAL

>> No.3908719

>>3908707
Also, I should mention, tacos don't travel through your digestive system as the article would have you believe. They stampede right outta your stomach through your bowels like it was the Rio Grande on legal immigration to America day.

>> No.3908726
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3908726

I knew this guy who would eat the topping of the pizza and leave all the bread

>mfw

>> No.3908728

>>3908726
As a poor person, this bothers me.

>> No.3908729

I'm pretty sure it's the opposite of what many people on here do. It's a reverse shoop. They replaced the dick with a taco, hence the dead eyes.

>> No.3908730

>stupid nigger

/thread

>> No.3908735

>>3908726
I eat pizza backwards, crust down to the tip of the triangle.

>> No.3908747
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3908747

That fucking picture. His dead, soulless eyes.

My friend eats each part of the meal separately, saving 'the best 'til last'. I assume it's some method picked up during childhood to ensure that he ate his vegetables.

>> No.3908748

>>3908730
Agreed. Fucking animals.

>> No.3908759

>>3908747
I actually catch myself doing this at times, and that is pretty possible, although i always liked vegetables. I remember doing it because the meal would "get better" as it went on and the best taste would be left in my mouth.
>inb4 autism

>> No.3908760

I cant watch my mother eating. Towards the end of the meal she will only be using her fork, turned upside down, to stab at the morsels left on the plate. No matter how often they keep falling off the fork, she keeps pecking at the plate with her upside down fork until the morsels have been squashed into an ugly clump at the tip of the fork which she then eats.

>> No.3908762

>>3908760
Your mother is disgusting and shameful.

>> No.3908766

fuck op that picture is amazing

>> No.3908767

>>3908762

yeah I really hope she doesnt do that shit when she is in public.

>> No.3908777

>>3908759
It's not exactly a rage-worthy thing, I just like the combination of flavors on the plate. It'd be weird eating everything in isolation. Seems odd that you wouldn't choose to eat your chips with pie filling, for example.

>> No.3908788

>>3908777
I also regularly eat cakes in segregated portions.... i didnt think anything of it until my girlfriend pointed it out because she thought it was gross.... i kinda feel thecsame way ;_; pies however, i eat normally. I think it's because i don't like the crusts usually (i rarely find a crust worth noting sadly)

>> No.3908792

>>3908788
Eating pie right now Nigga.

>> No.3908793

What I dont like is when someone puts salt on something before tasting it.

Or if someone puts like a steaksauce on their steak before eating it.

Like if I go to a shitty diner and get an 8 dollar striploin, yeah ill have the peppercorn sauce, but ill at least take a bite out of it first.

>> No.3908796

itt: autism
who gives a shit? ive been to china. nobody has worse table manners than them. nobody.

>> No.3908804

>>3908796
Like what?
I know there are some things we consider rude here that if not done there is considered rude. Pls explane

>> No.3908815

>>3908796
Shit, I remember that thread a while back about some guy's brother's Chinese girlfriend who had atrocious manners. Table and otherwise. Anyone remember/have those posts saved?

>> No.3908835
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3908835

>>3908804
>you bite into something hard or tough to chew. you need to remove it from your mouth.
western: discretely remove the food into your napkin. however, it's rare for bone or other inedible pieces to get into food because care is made when cutting meat.

china: SPIT THAT SHIT ONTO THE TABLE. and it happens all the time because chinese chop wildly away at their meats, RIGHT THROUGH BONES RATHER THAN JOINTS.

>large bones or other inedible parts
western: umm. maybe the chef missed it.
china: pick it up and suck on it loudly. lick it with your tongue, too. imagine it's a stiff dick and go to town, faggot.

>rice
western: spoon
china: bring the bowl up to your mouth and shovel the rice into your gaping maw with chopsticks. slurp the rice loudly.

>> No.3908840

My roommate is the loudest eater i know. He slaps his lips, chews with his mouth open, every disgusting thing you can imagine. His girlfriend and I have called him out on him numerous times, but he doesn't fucking stop.

>> No.3908869

Whatever my mother eats, she puts her fork backwards and attempts to use her knife to shovel food onto the back of the fork. She only ever gets a tiny bit of food no matter how much she shovels and ends up taking an eternity to eat anything.
She also puts a fuckton of pepper on everything (just so much to the level where its like 'do you want food with your pepper?').

Then she has a go at my father for 'playing with his food' - he likes to cut up spaghetti bolognese - he'll mash the meat and spaghetti all together. I'm not much better when it comes to that (I always eat all the meat first and then all the spaghetti).
She also hates it when I dip bread in soup, even when I'm on a liquid diet and transitioning back to solids via soft solids such as soup & bread. When she has bread with soup, she takes a mouthful of soup and then a bite of bread.

>> No.3908873

Not really, this is what bothers me.

>OOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD.
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS AAAAAW SO GOOD MMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Alright you think its tasty we fucking get it, why must you make orgasm noises just fucking eat it and shut up.

>> No.3908886

>>3908835
>china: bring the bowl up to your mouth and shovel the rice into your gaping maw with chopsticks. slurp the rice loudly.

I've heard that in Japan it's considered rude not to slurp your rice, because not slurping implies that the rice is bad and that brings dishonor to whoever cooked it. The louder you slurp at the table the more you honor the food.

Slopes aren't people

>> No.3908890

>>3908886
>hurrrrr

2muchEdge2Live

>> No.3908895

>>3908886
>I've heard that
Stopped reading.

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3908898

>>3908890

Buttfucked slope

What was edgy about that?

>> No.3908900

>>3908895
>I've heard that

>from people who lived there for years

>> No.3908901
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3908901

>>3908898

>> No.3908910

>>3908869
Only pet peeve I have with my mom about food is that she has HER spoon. She can´t eat with that other one because it´s too short, that one looks ugly, the other one has a plastic grip. It must be THAT spoon.

Best one was when we were at a restaurant, my grandma got her supper and inmediatley my granfather spilled half a bottle of ketchup in it:
>WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
>I THOUGHT YOU WANTED SOME!

Ha, I love my gramps

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3908911

>>3908901

HOW TO ARGUE ON 4CHAN

>If someone says something I don't like, it's _____

CHOOSE ONE:

[ ] hipster
[ ] mad
[ ] autistic
[x] edgy

>> No.3908926

>>3908910

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpIOO0mOGo

>> No.3908932
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3908932

>>3908759

>> No.3908934
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3908934

My best friend's little sister (who is a disgusting little fucking pig by the way) holds utensils by grabbing the handle with her entire hand as if she is holding an ice cream cone or screw driver, with the usable end of the fork facing the bottom of her palm (or pinky finger). She then proceeds to make a mess of everything, and more food ends up on her than in her. She is 11 years old.

>> No.3908970

>>3908911
umad.

>> No.3908990

>>3908704
>>3908707
>>3908711
>>3908714
>>3908719
lol'd so hard.
i love you, /ck/ <3

>> No.3909000
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3909000

>>3908788
you've never had my crust.

step up I'm the mother fucking pie maker

>> No.3909013

My friend eats sandwiches vertically like the taco image.

He makes a mess every time.
I don't know what the fuck he's thinking.
Just stupid.

>> No.3909035

>>3908735
Are you me? I always eat the "worst" part of my meal first. I will eat the bread crust first for example. Because of that I love going to the hospital because they have these plates on which each part of the food is seperated.

If I meet new people they will always ask me if I'm vegeterian because I usually eat the meat last.

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3909044

>>3908970

>> No.3909047

>>3909035
I also love these puddings with whipped cream ontop because I like the pudding more and since the cream is on top I can eat that first. I don't really like these swirled puddings because it's impossible to eat the seperately.

When eating icecream I will also eat the fruits/decoration first and spare the icecream for the end. I prefer just icecream without fancy stuff on it though.

If cola is served with a slice of lemon I will eat the lemon first

>> No.3909055

>>3909047
And do you know these icecream buckets with 3 diffrent sorts(usually vanilla, strawberry and chocolate) in 1 bucket? It looks weird because I'll always eat the vanilla first, straberry second and chocolate last. I eat Prinzen Rolls(similar to Oreos) by seperating them and always eating the cookie part first saving a bunch of fillings.

I also try to eat the skin of apples first avoiding to eat the meat as much as possible until I have an apple that I basically peeled with my teeth. Then I'll eat the apple

>> No.3909061

>>3909055
I sometimes buy these packets of cheese with 4 diffrent kinds of cheese and reorganize them in the packet before putting them in the fridge. I peel my grapes too.

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>> No.3909110

>>3909055
This is pretty normal

>>3909047
I mix it up AHAHAHAHAA CHAOS AND ANARCHY

>>3909061
I do the cheese thing so I don't eat one kind before the other

I freeze my grapes.

>> No.3909181

>>3909055
>It looks weird because I'll always eat the vanilla first, straberry second and chocolate last

Everyone does that.

>> No.3909201
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3909201

>>3908886
Are you thinking of noodles? Nobody slurps rice in anime.

>> No.3909207

>>3908835
>>hurrrr
you realize up until the late 17 and 1800's forks where basically unheard of right?

>> No.3909223

>>3909079
This is all I could fucking think about due to OP's picture.

>> No.3909239

>>3909201
How would you even slurp rice anyway? It's dry or sticky, nothing wet to slurp unless you have a whole mouthful of spit or something.

>>3909207
Just want to point out that the word "fork" appears nowhere in that post you quoted

>>3909223
Ditto. I've always been afraid that could happen to me. Only been stabbed in the esophagus so far though.

>> No.3909249

When I eat pizza I eat it with a fork.

First I eat the toppings and then I eat the bread part afterwards. I like doing it that way because it's not as messy and that's how I like it.

>> No.3909281
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3909281

>>3909239
Very well, allow me to illustrate for your retarded brain what 'civilized' eating in the western world looked like for way longer than fucking china. Enjoy being served pees by someones greasy dirty hand.

>> No.3909289

>>3909249
Die.

>> No.3909290
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3909290

>eating the pita from a gyro after eating everything inside it with a fork

It's like that for a reason. If you want a salad, get the salad.

>> No.3909298

>>3909207
What?!?! No! Forks were known all the way back from antiquity onwards.

>> No.3909308

>>3909281
>He thinks he's quoting the same anon!
Meat, bread, fruit, and soup were all bout the knives and spoons, though it's true fiddly things like peas (which is spelled with an a) were served by hand.

also

Sicilians still eat spaghetti that way.

>> No.3909316

>>3909298
>>known,
thats not the same thing as well used.

>> No.3909319

>>3908747
my gf does this shit

she will also eat the outer layers of stuff.. like a corn dog, eat the crust around it then eat the hot dog

>> No.3909322
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3909322

My father when drunk would slomp and chomp through his meals like a barbarian. He would pour ketchup on his steak so it looked like it was blood. Then proceed to take the steak and eat it with his hands.

He would scoop up the potatoes with his fingers and combine them with the veggies at the time and just fucking shovel them in his mouth while making heavy breathing noises.

I honestly don't know if he was fucking with us or if he just lost it near the end. He was a goddamn licensed medical professional.

I wish I could remember more shit but I'm already forgetting. It's been 2 years already.
;_;

>> No.3909330

>>3908835
the louder the better

it just shows you love the food.

they also want you to fucking fart and burp when you're done

>> No.3909333

>>3908840
so then fuck his girlfriend

>> No.3909334

>>3909308
>>he thinks I think I'm quoting the same person
Nevermind the fact that you're a retard who has deluded himself into believing you can read minds. Lets talk about how your inability to see how my post was relevant to the other post about chinese and western manners and your inability to see it is stand alone the only thing I addressed. In other words You have no fucking basis to even assert that in the first place dumbass.

>> No.3909336

Well, for Pizza...

If I have a solid plate (like I ordered the pizza and eating it at home), I take the toppings/cheese off and let it gelatinate in a corner of the plate while I roll the bread up and eat it.

I usually have two slices so when I'm done with the bread for both, I eat the wad of extra cheese and anchovies that now exists on this plate.

Feels like lost friendships, man.

>> No.3909347

>>3909334
All I pointed out was that you were ranting about forks to a post about a guy that couldn't stand Chinese table manners. Modern manners I might add, as opposed to the western manners you keep talking about that have been outmodded for centuries. As if that's relevant in any way except to show that western table manners have progressed where Chinese table manners stagnated.

>> No.3909365

>>3909347
No, you 'pointed out' (IE fabricated) a bunch of lies about me, then you said what you just posted, and acted like quite a smug little dipshit. The point I made dumbass, is that western table manners only improved recently, given the relatively disgusting way westerners ate (and sometimes still eat, if the lardass epidemic is anything to go by) he's not in a position to throw rocks, meanwhile china has been eating with utencils for ages while in europe it was fashonable to eat soup with your fucking fingers.

>> No.3909389

>>3909365

>'Pointed Out' (IE fabricated)
>IE
>Pointed out, in example: fabricated

Stopped reading there, don't say things that you don't understand, it just makes you look fucking stupid.

Btw I have no idea what the fuck you are arguing about but it seems like you have been trolled.

>> No.3909395
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3909395

Ausfag here, isn't that how you're supposed to eat a taco?

If I eat it on its side all the stuff would fall out..

>> No.3909398

>>3909395
That's why you turn your head you fucknut.

>> No.3909410

>>3909398

But then you're eating mostly the shell rather than the glorious innards.

It's why I don't eat sandwiches, too much bread.

>> No.3909412

>>3909389
IE doesn't mean 'in example'. It means id est, which pretty much means 'in other words'.

Good job 'correcting' someone on something you're entirely ignorant on.

>> No.3909420

>>3909410
I'm so confused. Do you use the shell like a funnel and then discard it? I'm having serious trouble comprehending how you'd eat a taco without eating "mostly shell". No matter how you hold your head you're still getting two sides of the shell at once, aren't you?

>> No.3909427

>>3909420

No. When you bite into the centre you get the bottom of the shell and the food. Then you bite into the sides with the innards. You're still getting some shell without two pieces.

>> No.3909430

>>3909410
>It's why I don't eat sandwiches, too much bread.

Stop eating shitty white bread.

>> No.3909432

>>3909420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwPv2LDAA1o

This is how you're supposed to eat a taco.

>> No.3909477

i get that fresh peanut butter from the peanut butter machine at whole foods, and when it seperates after a while i drink the peanut butter oil on top with one of my straws (three are silly, one is regular). but only if it's slightly chilled

>> No.3909485

>>3909000
I actually have made a pie with fucking great crust, but I didn't want to say "Oh yeah, the only crust fit for ME is MY OWN" but I will gladly take a pie off of your hands

>> No.3909498

>>3909201

I slurp french fries.

>> No.3909513

I don't really care how people eat. What DOES bother me is if the person is being excessively noisy when eating.

>> No.3910712

>>3909432
i lol'd

>> No.3910875

>>3909395

You're supposed to eat a soft shell. When I was a kid my parents would sometimes only buy hard shells. Well I just took that shell and crushed it right up and made nachos of the whole situation. Now my dad has alzheimer's and doesn't know who I am. Who's the bitch now dad!

>> No.3911437

>>3909395
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxff_T2SgsY

>> No.3911444

>>3908735
Sick bastard.

>> No.3911445

Tacos be raciss towards blacks. We should ban tacos from schools.

>> No.3911449

I don't mind it when people eat differently. When I went to New York I had a pizza there that wasn't cut and was rectangular. Had to cut it myself in whatever shape i wanted. Was different but the pizza was still delicious.

>> No.3911452

>>3908663

OCD maybe?

>> No.3911453
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3911453

>>3909207
Savages

>> No.3911464

>>3909322
Welcome to your future anon.

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3911469

>>3909336
Why would you go through all that effort?

>> No.3911473

>>3908793
>when someone puts salt on something before tasting it.
My dad does that all the fucking time; it drives me insane.

>> No.3911505

>>3911453
Heh, I remember that pic.

In b4 >B-B-BUT IT'S STYLIZED!!!!!

>> No.3911509

>>3911505
whoops, forgot that doesn't work here

>> No.3911549

Ex gf ate everything as loudly as humanly imaginable. To the point people have thought she was joking or trying to be funny. She was this tiny sweet looking girl, very conscious of her appearance, but moaned, groaned, chewed with her mouth open, lips smacking. It was awful.

Current gf. Refuses to eat any food remotely Asian without chop sticks. Literally, if you gave her her favorite sushi she would not eat it if you only had a fork. Even if it were fried rice, would not use a fork, yet if we were somewhere (not asian) else and she got a meal that had rice as a side a fork would be fine.

>> No.3911557

>>3911549
Tell her she's being a weeaboo faggot.

>> No.3911560

>>3911549
You should let her know that you can eat sushi with your hands or chopsticks.

>> No.3911580

>>3908735
How the fuck do you hold it without getting grease all over your hands?

>> No.3911587

>>3908886
gb2>>>/b/

>> No.3911591

>>3909181
I don't

>> No.3911982

lettuce be cereal here.

modern "proper table manners" was something the monied aristocracy of europe created because they had too much time on their hands, just like how the "big probems" in jane austen books were "someone looked at mr darcy for more than 3 sseconds but less than 5, must be an affair"

whats wrong with enjoying good food?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bbu6NPRvU

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3911996

My dad only eats pizza with a fork and knife and it drives me absolutely crazy, I don't know why. He'll also eat burritos, tacos and tostadas w a fork.

MFW in New York at a damn good pizza parlor and dad asks for a knife and fork with his perfectly foldable and wieldable slice. The guy working there looked insulted.

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3912742

>>3908835

Addendum: I am Asian and I eat Italian pasta with chopsticks.

umadyet

>> No.3912746

>>3911996
when im wearing a god damned suit im not going to take a god damned chance getting god damned greese on my god damned close you god damned prick

>> No.3912748

>>3908663
> does it bother you when people eat food wrong?

You mean like, with their assholes or something?

>> No.3912759

Just turn the taco. I hate it when people tilt their
head down to their shoulder to take a bite of a crunchy, Americanized taco.

>> No.3912761

>>3908747
I hate that. Or people who will eat the protein first, so if they suddenly get full, they at least "got their money's worth".

>> No.3912769

>>3909319
That shit kills me. Eating the chocolate off a Butterfinger. Saving the middle of the toast for last.

>> No.3912770

>>3909336
That's fucking gross. Like eating butter on its own or something.

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>>3909477

>> No.3912787

I have a friend that uses ALL 5 of her fingers to eat. When she eats chips for example, she wraps all her fingers around a chip before proceeding to eat it. She also holds her utensils in her palm, like she's gripping a pole or something. She forklifts food into her mouth.

Fucking hell.

>> No.3912809

I knew this kid who would only eat the crusts on pizza.

You heard me.

>> No.3912831

>>3908663

So you hate people that know how to eat?

You're American, aren't you? I've heard that you cut up all your food at the beginning of the meal.

>> No.3912834

>>3912831 You're American, aren't you? I've heard that you cut up all your food at the beginning of the meal

No. We're fat LAZY Americans. We have other people cut up our food into tiny little baby-sized pieces. Then we spoon it into our ravening maws like a steam shovel.

Stay classy with that generalizing foreigner.

>> No.3912837

>>3912834

Eh? Why do you react so harshly, did it insult you that I said that you completely cut up your food prior eating? You're weird, man.

>> No.3912852

>>3912831
Only autistics and adults preparing food for their children do that. I MIGHT do it if I have some really dry meat in front of me.

>> No.3912856

Is there some other way to eat steak? Everyone I have ever met does that. You hold the steak with the fork and cut a piece off to eat it...

What is so weird about that?

>> No.3912876

>>3912856
Because usually the fork is in the piece of meat you cut away. Not so with the guy described in the OP, he leaves the fork in the "main" piece of meat while cutting the bite-sized piece away.

>> No.3913113

>>3912831
>>3912856

itt people dont read the posts they respond to

>> No.3913146

when i eat steak i hold my fork with an overhand grip for better leverage. It makes my parents angry

>> No.3913242

I eat my rare steak in one bite as to not lose any juices on the plate.