/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3905674]

Anyone else feel like it's an obligation to society to change the channel when Nadia comes on? I can't even make it past the intro without wondering why anyone would want to put her show on TV.

Chefs you hate thread.

[Captain Insaneway !!6gMVhmbBzln No.3905703]

I really hate Nigella Lawson and I don't know why.

I think it's because she's a pretentious cunt who clearly thinks she's sexy despite being enormously fat.

Also, Laura Vitale of lauravitaleskitchen on Youtube has the most annoying voice in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.3905704]

I hate all of them.

>cook good food
>suddenly a rock star

No. Just no.

[Anonymous No.3906583]

>>3905703
The way Nigella Lawson speaks and her use of language is quite grating and the camera shots really reflect it. She's almost like a parody of herself in her sex appeal (which has deteriorated since she lost weight), both in behaviour and language. I do like some of her recipes, however. They're quite often particularly simple and easy to follow.

[Anonymous No.3906657]

>>3905674
I like Nadia. She's playing a character, which she created for a web show a while back, but got popular and moved to tv.

i think of her like a cooking version of pee wee herman. it's nice to see at least a real attempt at comedy on a food channel show.

[Anonymous No.3906703]

>>3906657
Yeah, at least she's obviously acting out a character, unlike this faggot.

[Anonymous No.3906719]

>>3905703
She has terrible knife skills (by terrible I mean she has none) and some of her recipes are laughable.

[Anonymous No.3906736]

>>3906703
>sticks his finger into ingredients
>licks off finger
>few steps later sticks into another ingredient
>licks of finger

My fucking face. Fucking pressure and bullshit the chefs do nothing.

God damn it what a fucking coked up pig.

[Anonymous No.3906794]

Anne Burrel.

I hate the TV personality she has. She tries to be hip and cool and uses weird lingo and she's just awful.

She also cooks like shit too.
>too much oil or salt
>can't chop or slice in uniform sizes

[Anonymous No.3906825]

>mfw i hate all these motherfuckers

the only thing keeping me from hating Ramsay is that he has actually accomplished shit but has gone too far down the road with his tv career that he can't exactly stop now (gibe monies plz).

Also, I hate that almost all of them are referred to as 'chefs'.

>see commercial with Ted Allen
>lady in commercial calls him a "famous chef"

no you fuckers. no.

[Anonymous No.3906830]

>>3906736
>it's called editing

[Anonymous No.3906840]

fuck giada de laurentiis. fuck her straight up the ass till her crooked nose goes straight. the only damn reason she's on tv is because her father is a producer. no damn talent and i wanna slap that damn smile straight off her ugly face.

[Anonymous No.3906842]

I fucking love Nadia and watch her whenever she is on.

[Anonymous No.3906846]

>>3905674

yeah she is pretty dumb. when you watch that show with other people it just turns SO awkward in the first 15 seconds you have to change the channel. if it was actually funny or informative then it'd be decent.

>>3906825

>Chef Alton Brown
>Chef Paula Deen
>Chef Guy Fieri
>Chef Ina Garten
>Chef Rachel Ray

[Anonymous No.3906870]

>>3906846
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.3906887]

Wow, Rachel Ray. If there was anyone on the food network that I could off and get away with it...
She is hideous and I don't understand the hype about her. Her voice doesn't help her case either.

[Anonymous No.3907415]

>>3906846
>Chef Alton Brown

Actually, he graduated from the New England culinary institute.

He's also one of the few cooking personalities on television I like. I like the science and chemistry explanation on his show.

[Anonymous No.3907423]

>>3907415
He is also adamant about not being called Chef, which I find humble and respectable.

[Anonymous No.3907429]

>>3906794
>hi garlic how are you doing
>hi lovely spinach, what are you doing today! you're going to be in my salad
>grunts like a man

also dislike guy, bitchin kitchen, and that alexis (i think thats her name? dark brown hair, droppy face) judge on chopped. also aaron sanchez because he has to put emphasis on spanish words

[Anonymous No.3907734]

I hate everyone except for AB, Masterchef guys (love Gordon) and some professional chefs who show little to no bullshit. Martin Yan, Michel Roux, and Heston Blumenthall.

[Anonymous No.3908425]

>>3907734
I used to love Gordon when he first started kitchen nightmares and the F word. In kitchen nightmares the people felt real and how the revisits weren't always good news. The F word was informative and hilarious. God I loved those shows until like their 4th-5th season. Shit went downhill for him since he started american television. Hell's kitchen and master chef are painfully rigged to create drama.

[heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV No.3908456]

>>3907423
Rachel Ray has also said several times that she's a cook, not a chef. But I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns.

I fucking hate Douche Fieri. And I can't stand Bobby Flay's stupid lisp.

Kind of love Paula Deen though.

[Anonymous No.3908458]

If ever given the chance, I would rape her and cut her head off. Not necessarily in that order.

[Yeastman !!dAbXwkVVtpz No.3908457]

Almost everyone on the food network is a fucking pleb and retard.

[Yeastman !!dAbXwkVVtpz No.3908459]

>>3908425
Watch his Cookery Course show, and also Great Escape.

[Anonymous No.3908462]

>>3908459
pure garbage

[Anonymous No.3908463]

Ramsay, just because if I hear the word "absolutely amazing" come out of his mouth I just go into huge hour long spurts of saying "RISOTTO PLEASE, SCALLOPS PLEASE"

What the fuck is a ris-aught-o, what the fuck is a skaull-up

Plus all of his american shows have no heart or personality in them, its just ramsay dumping on people for 40 minutes and in the last 5 minutes everyone gets a "Don't stop ya?" Don't stop" pep talk.

The f word and kitchen nightmares(uk) were great shows too, that showed his excitement about cooking good food, and he would do 1 on 1s with the chefs themselves teaching them how to cook properly, I imagine in the american one he's in the restaurant for like 10 hours max over the course of his visit.

Plus he got cosmetic surgery which is always a sign that someone is letting the fame take them over

[Anonymous No.3908468]

Jamie "Yes I know that's supposed to be vanilla pudding but my pedantic ass insists on doing it my way. So I'm gonna add some delicious ginger and some wonderful koriander to weeeaaaally give it some personality" Oliver

[Anonymous No.3908473]

I lost all respect for Ramsay after Hotel Hell came out. Next he'll be doing a show in conjunction with the History Channel about teaching rednecks how to cook while simultaneously driving over frozen lakes and stopping to go 'picking' for antique garbage while racing three other trailers to try to get to Florida for an alligator catching competition.

[heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV No.3908476]

>>3908468
I think one of the most satisfying moments in recent television was when he started blubbering and crying on season two of Food Revolution.

On the flip side, I'm a little bit in love with Hubert Keller. And Blumenthal. And Fergus Henderson. And David Chang, the hipster king.

[Anonymous No.3908507]

>>3908463
Maybe it's just because you're an American. I pronounce scallop the same as Ramsay, not risotto, though. I'm Irish, by the way.

[Anonymous No.3908509]

>>3905674
Nadia G is awesome. So over the top so ridiculous. I love cooking shows with entertainment values. I'll never watch that fat bitch and her gaggle of gays. She's boring as fuck. Meanwhile Nadia G's show is just stupid fun and I've made a few recipes that were great.

[Anonymous No.3908513]

ITT

>I hate them because they know how to cook and they are on television and I am not and I can cook as well

[Yeastman !!dAbXwkVVtpz No.3908530]

>>3908462
You suck at life

[Anonymous No.3908539]

her forced accents are annoying, she's supposed to be doing an italian character but a lot of times she's using the accent of a mexican immigrant

[Anonymous No.3908550]

>>3908539
with downs syndrome.

[Ms. Bert No.3908556]

Michael Smith, I think it's the combination of his face, his voice and pretentiousness, every time his show came on I would change the channel immediately.

[Ms. Bert No.3908558]

Also, Anna Olson; she does things completely wrong ALL THE TIME and it pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.3908569]

Aunt Sandy and her russipies.

[Anonymous No.3908639]

>>3908556
his eyes are creepin me out

[Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 No.3908858]

>>3908558

She's a baker, though. She says so herself and dat oven.