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What are your favorite foods to eat in the shower/bath?

>> No.3894993

>>3894990
beer is amazing. breakfast stout for a shower in the morning is a great way to start your day.

>> No.3894992

What the fuck.

I ate a Popsicle in the shower one time, but what?

>> No.3895006

>>3894993
"Shower beers" are a regular thing at my house.

>Inb4 homasekshul

>> No.3895019
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3895019

spaghetti

>> No.3895040

>>3895019
Goddamn, just when I had repressed that movie.
Fuck you man.

>> No.3895049

OP, 'shower beer' is a legitimate warning sign AFAIC. A friend of mine told me he was doing something similar before family outings a few years ago, actually.

That said, getting drunk or high in the bathtub and then very slowly eating candy while you float about is amazing

>> No.3895055
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3895055

I often take full watermelon into the shower and spend ~15 minutes opening it with my bare hands and nails by pounding and scraping at it, then eat it like I'm a predator in the wild eating a fresh kill or scavenging a carcass

this is the only way to be as wild as I want and eat it on all fours without making a mess, plus when I really get my head up in there I can wash the juice and any bits of watermelon meat out of my hair

>> No.3895057

This reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower so that he can cook and shower at the same time.

>> No.3895058

>>3895055
jesus christ what am i reading

>> No.3895068

Bananas. Or anything phallic-shaped, really. While I'm all wet and soapy.

Spam Musubi.

>> No.3895070

>>3895019
what move is this from?

>> No.3895075

>>3895049
gf's brother does this.
i've done it, but with whiskey.

fuck we're all alcoholics....

>> No.3895077

>>3895070
gummo

>> No.3895080

>>3895055
And people are worried about alcohol.

>> No.3895120

>>3895055
I... I might have to try that.

>> No.3895171

ceral in the shower and a sandwich in the bath call me plain and unoriginal but hey i got into the habit of eating cereal while showering when i was rushed for time and was really hungry the sandwich and the bath thing i don't know were it came from but its nice to relax in a hot bath and eat a nice sandwich

>> No.3895224

>>3894990
cosmo kramer?!?! is that you?

>> No.3895249

>>3895055

That's the cleverest fucking thing I've read today.

I will be trying that.

>> No.3895291

>>3895055
I'd gladly do that if watermelons weren't so fucking expensive.

>> No.3895309

>Ice cold drink
>Hot bath/shower
Feelsgoodman

>> No.3895315

Mango in the bath, obviously.

>> No.3895325

>>3895291
Where the hell do you live that watermelons are "expensive"? Where I live, I can get a twenty-plus pound seeded watermelon for $5 and Dulcineas for $2/each.

>> No.3895334

>>3895055
wow... just wow

>> No.3895622

>>3895049
Warning sign of alcoholism? Nah.

>> No.3895645

I quite like to take a glass of red wine into the shower with me. Better if my g/f is in the shower too. Just something nice about warmth and wine.

>> No.3895648

>>3895049
>implying I have a showerbeer before work or family functions
>implying it isn't a great way to pregame, or a great hair of the dog

>> No.3895654
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>>3895049
>high in the bathtub and then very slowly eating candy while you float

You must be a midget

>> No.3895705

Peanut butter toast, hnnngg.

>> No.3895735

>>3895049
>beer
>alcoholism

please.

>> No.3895736

>>3894990
Have to agree with many others.

Beer in the shower is fantastic. Especially after exercising or some filthy fucking or something...

>> No.3895737

SHOWER BEERS FUCK YEAH

>> No.3895739

MREs. They practically explode with flavor in the shower.

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>>3895055
>>3894990
is this a new pasta ? like the sogwich threads?

>> No.3895958

>>3895654
you must not smoke a lot of weed bro

>> No.3896081

A hot shower paired with a hot cup of tea is lovely.

>> No.3896082

I don't eat in shower.
To be completely honest I don't even like shower.

>> No.3896090

>>3896082
Frenchfag detected

>> No.3896105

coors light

>> No.3896154

Why would someone want to eat in the shower? I'd rather use the time to wash my hair.

>> No.3896253

>>3895055

Holy fuck

This sounds really fun

>> No.3896297

>>3894990
...Nothing. Eating/drinking in the shower/bath seems to me like a recipe for watery, soapy food and drink.

And yes, I've tried a shower beer and I think it's fucking retarded.

>> No.3896320

>>3896090
douche is a french word

>> No.3896570

>>3895049
Maybe if you're doing it to hide your drinking but not to piss about in the bath while tipsy

>> No.3896613

>ctrl+F "coffee"
>0 results
really, /ck/? when i'm rushed for time i'll either shower with my coffee or bring it into the bathroom to do hair/make up/whatever the fuck
>tfw hair in my coffee
i keep it at the other side of the bathroom now.

>> No.3896673

>>3894990
I like chocolate with a cold shower.

The chill just feels great with that dark chocolate bite.

Otherwise I usually just keep a bucket of KFC for when I have to take a shit.

>> No.3896675

why would i eat where i shit?

>> No.3896678

>>3894990
Soup.

>> No.3896680

>>3896675
You shit in your shower/tub?

>> No.3896690

>>3896675
Why eat where you shit when you can eat when you shit?

>> No.3896703

hot summer's afternoon? just been working out?

hot shower. cold beer.

heaven.

>> No.3896707

>>3896680
Well no, only when I have diarrhea but that's like whatever. Lots of people do that.

>> No.3896745

>>3896703

oh so been there and done that

now I'm a fat alcoholic

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3896768

>>3894990
coffee

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3896770

>Eating in the shower/bath

Jesus how fucking FAT are you even?

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3896775

>>3896707

> Lots of people do that.

No. Man.

They don't.

>> No.3896802

>>3896707
I do that. When you just give up, sit and the shower and let it flow.

...sometimes when it's solid too though, just wash what you can down then smash the rest down the drain.

>> No.3896803

beer
also beer

>> No.3896804

>>3896775
Sure they do, what's wrong with doing that? There's a drain and running water. What else do you need?

>> No.3896806

>>3896802
>wash it down
Oh you.

>> No.3896839

>>3896806
what? it breaks up from the power of the shower stream and some sticks, you just smash the rest down.

>> No.3896885

Shower beers or nothing at all.
Also:
>dat trigger disciprin

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3896918

> Fill Champagne glass 3/4 the way up with ice.
> Pour koolaide on ice.
> Add sprite
and enjoy the deliciously cold sweet tartness in a hot bath.

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>>3896839
>>3896806
>>3896804
>>3896802
>>3896707

What the fuck is happening to my /ck/.

>> No.3897410

>>3896673
The dark chocolate sounds like a really good idea. I'll be trying that.

>> No.3897860

>>3895055
With or without the water running?

>> No.3897888

Water

>> No.3897891

noooooo

>> No.3897898

Two cold beers on a Friday night before going out is fucking fantastic.