/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3889717]

So I have like 1kg of this fuckers.

What can I cook?
Something fast easy and tasty

[Anonymous No.3889725]

Enjoy eating your minature penises.

[Anonymous No.3889726]

>>3889725
They are not miniature penises. They are prawns you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.3889729]

>>3889726

But it is still against the rules to post pr0nz on a blue board, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.3889731]

>>3889726
>implying taste and texture is any different

[Anonymous No.3889733]

>>3889729
ha

[Anonymous No.3889740]

make some sandwiches

[Anonymous No.3889741]

>>3889731
so you know how penises taste

[Anonymous No.3889757]

Shrimp Diablo (recipe I got from my past job as a line cook)

Ingrediants:
Shrimp
Flour
Red Pepper Flakes
Spicy Red Sauce (sorry I dont know what its called)
Butter
White Wine
Chicken Stock
Marinara
Olive oil
Angel Hair/Cappelini

Flour the Shrimp and cook in Olive Oil until both sides lightly golden add butter, Red Pepper Flakes. Add White Wine, let wine cook alcohol out, add Chicken Stock and let it reduce down into a sauce. Add Marinara and serve over some pasta. Voila enjoy ro/ck/star
yours truly,
-Melancholy

[Anonymous No.3889766]

How much did they cost? I'm too much of a jew to ever buy shrimps.

[Anonymous No.3889775]

This made me think to myself ' Wow, shrimps without thier shell look like caterpillars.

Caterpillars probably evolved to be shrimps.

[Anonymous No.3889777]

>>3889775
This reply made me think to myself, "Wow, what a fucking retard."

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3889781]

>>3889757
never heard of that, sounds really good though. Too bad u don't know what the pepper sauce is.

Op u can make scampi or Add them to gumbo maybe?

[Anonymous No.3889786]

>>3889781
Yeah I know I saw it a billion times bt never copied the brand name in my head :/ this was one of my favorite things to make

[Anonymous No.3889788]

Par-cook them.
Toss with fresh Mexican style salsa (or Italian salsa cruda).
Eat with toasts, tortillas or what have you.
Alternately, make kelaguen uhang.

[Anonymous No.3889804]

they are lice, but so are lobsters

crabs are effectively spiders

[Anonymous No.3889815]

>>3889717
How much dicks can OP eat?

[Anonymous No.3889827]

>>3889804
that is wrong though.
all three of these animals are closely related crustaceans. crabs are not spiders. shrimp and lobsters are not parasites either.

[Anonymous No.3889833]

>>3889827

but they're all arthropods, spiders and a lot of insects are arthropods as well.

you'd be surprised, do you know why a lot of cultures cook large spiders and insects? cause when they're cooked the insides are very similar to cooked crab or lobster. those people are glad western society is grossed out by eating bugs or else they'd become a commodity.

and did you know even as recently as the early 1900s in america, lobster and crab were considered poor people food? maine used to serve lobster to prisoners back then and they complained that is was cruel to be served seafood more than once a week. they used to literally get fed free lobster.

[Anonymous No.3889852]

>>3889815

[Anonymous No.3889860]

>>3889827
well, from the point of view of them being on my dinner plate: I don't care how they make their living

[Anonymous No.3889863]

Here you go, OP

[Anonymous No.3889894]

>>3889863
somehow this champ thinks pesticides just stick to the outside of fruits and vegetables

[Anonymous No.3889933]

Marinate them and then grill them or pan-fry them. Marinades are under-utilized in shellfish because the flesh tends to cook, turning it into ceviche, before the marinade is really absorbed. The trick is to soften them up by soaking them in buttermilk for a few hours first, then rinse them off, and marinate them just until they begin turning opaque. Prawns marinated in italian dressing and basted with honey mustard are fucking amazing served over a bed of spinach. Or marinate them in a tomato herb and skewer with cubed squash, cherry tomatoes, and mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.3889934]

>>3889894
It depends on the pesticide and application.