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I'm about to go make a batch of Sketti, so I thought I'd share the recipe for all you gastronomy fanatics.

Sketti

INGREDIENTS:
1 pound spaghetti
ketchup
butter

PREPARATION:
Prepare noodles according to package instructions. Set aside.

In bowl, combine:
1 part ketchup
1 part butter
Microwave, stir and pour over noodles.

>> No.3886394

Just reading this makes me want to vomit.

>> No.3886396

That sounds awful. Gott strafe America.

>> No.3886401

the only thing separating this from spaghetti (not spaghetti, but spa-Gheyti as an Italian would eat it) is half a tomato for the sauce.

>> No.3886439

it's not even that bad, you bitches buggin out

>> No.3886443

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-6U6MDNtpg

God fucking damn it. I don't want to live in this world anymore.

>> No.3886475

>>3886388
Have fun, OP. Post pics and review of recipe when done.

>> No.3886508
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3886508

Sorry for shitty webcam pics but I am home for the weekend so it's all I have.

This is butter/ketchup mixture before heating. I tried to use margarine to stay true to the original hbb recipe but I found no such thing in this house.

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>>3886443
Jesus butt fucking christ.
>mfw they slurp the buttery ketchup slop into their mouths

>> No.3886517
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3886517

I am regretting this. It smells terrible.

>> No.3886524

>>3886517
Microwaved ketchup and margarine smells terrible? Probably should've thrown some Parmesan in there to balance it out

>> No.3886527
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3886527

Hey guess what, it's not that bad. It's like buttery spaghetti-o's. Inhaling the ketchup vinegar steam is the worst part as I shovel the noodles into my mouth.

Now for the vodka sauce I intended to use these noodles with.

>> No.3886536

>>3886443
>Murrica

>> No.3886545

>>3886524
You know what, that probably would have bumped it up to decent okay status.

>> No.3886552

>>3886527
Please stop. I can imagine the smell and it's making me sick.

>> No.3886564

>>3886552
It's tangy. I can actually feel the tanginess in my nasal passages when I smell it.

>> No.3886567

>>3886443
>You put a little bit of butter with the ketchup
>a little bit

She put in twice as much butter as ketchup. That sauce was fucking orange

>> No.3886571

>>3886443
I now see why the rest of the world makes fun of America...

>> No.3886578
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3886578

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

>> No.3886583

>>3886443

>It's an old family recipe, don't tell nobody, Mootie Moot
>Mootie Moot
>kid looks to be less than 9 years old

She's a /b/tard! That explains it.

>> No.3886588

>>3886443
I can't believe people watch this. I just don't get it. It's so fucking stupid that it's pathetic. This is why I only have Netflix. Doctor Who and Anthony Bourdain all day.

>> No.3886620

>>3886588
it makes them not feel so bad about their own lives, its a freak show, thats all it is

>> No.3886635

I actually like Honey Boo Boo. What I don't like is her big fat troll mom living vicariously through her daughter. It's not the kid's fault she was born to a monster.

>> No.3886655

>>3886443
That was absolutely amazing. I have never been more proud to be an American.

>> No.3886659

>>3886443
>little bit of butter and ketchup
She the whole ketchup bottle and what had to be half a tub of butter. That is disgusting.

>> No.3886661

>>3886659
She used... God, my horror at that video fucked with my ability to type decent English.

>> No.3886665

oh my god poor people eat differently from me a blooblooblloobloo

>> No.3886672

>>3886665
That is not poor. That is straight up white trash. You can make a legitimate spaghetti sauce for cheaper than a bottle of ketchup and a tub of Country Crock.

>> No.3886677

Better or worse than Simply Sara's macaroni salad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA for those who are new, or have forgotten.

>> No.3886679

>>3886672
-if you have three hours after work but before supper to buy fresh ingredients and cook every night

>> No.3886686

>>3886527
fuck this country, I'm out

>> No.3886691

>>3886679
>3 hours
More like one.

>> No.3886695

>>3886679

If they have enough time to collect road kill and process it into food I think they have enough time to make a decent spaghetti sauce.

Also you're suggesting these people have jobs.

>> No.3886697

>>3886679
Do you not go to the grocery store once a week to keep fresh veggies/ingredients on hand?

>> No.3886699

>>3886677
have you never been to a potluck?

Why are you tards being so closed minded about food as to make me defend these awful people?

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>>2012
>>bitching about peasant food
>>mfw

>> No.3886741

>>3886700
peasant food is ratatouille and gazpacho. This is shit-tier scum food.

>> No.3886744

>>3886700
l2meme arrows, idjit

>> No.3886750

>>3886679
There are lots of healthier meals a person can make after work that don't take three fucking hours.

>> No.3886751

Before she got her own show, I honestly thought Honey Boo Boo had Down's Syndrome. Now I know she's just the child of the trashiest white trash, who might as well be functionally retarded.

>> No.3886774

i honestly think just buying a can of prego and a box of spaghetti is not only cheaper, but would taste much better.

>> No.3886776

>>3886741
It was once, it's not anymore.
le fag

>> No.3886777

>>3886665
>>3886699
Butthurt land whales detected.

>> No.3886778

>>3886774
But then it wouldn't be homemade.

>> No.3886779

I was poor growing up and never had to eat shit like this. The mom just doesn't know how to fucking cook.

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3886794

I think my favorite part of this video is that one of the girls was eating her "sketti" out of an old tub of butter

>> No.3886802

>>3886794

That isn't even butter. It's a hydrogenated vegetable oil.

>> No.3886814

>>3886794
oh dear i remember country crock "butter."

once as a kid, i got giardia from playing in our stream, and had to shit in a country crock container to take to the doctors. it makes me laugh thinking about it now.