/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3874787]

It's been a while since we've had a food gore thread.

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[Anonymous No.3874805]

>>3874801
>>3874803
>>3874804
> using PNG
> 1.37MB for 887x668 image

WHY

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[Anonymous No.3874809]

>>3874801
It's like they're threatening the pizza

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>>3874813
Omnom.

I'd eat dat. Whats the green stuff

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[Anonymous No.3874826]

>>3874816
you'd eat raw fish skin on spine in?
you are fucked

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[Anonymous No.3874841]

>>3874836
It's usually Chinese people that do this.

Why?

[Anonymous No.3874849]

>>3874841
It's just more tomato sauce.

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[Anonymous No.3874847]

>>3874841
Chinese people and my grandpa.

[Anonymous No.3874850]

>>3874787
Where the fuck did that come from

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[Anonymous No.3874870]

>>3874867
How it's made:

[Anonymous No.3874872]

>>3874850
Apparently it's from some hospital in British Columbia. Better question is, what the fuck is that brown "meat"?

[Anonymous No.3874871]

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3874874]

[Anonymous No.3874876]

>>3874871

That lasagna doesn't look too bad actua--

oh

OH GOD

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[Anonymous No.3874879]

>>3874871

Fuck you, that looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.3874881]

>>3874874
>the city of shitcago
Cunts about their (argueably good) hot dogs, cunts about their ruined pies that they call pizza (in which case they'd also be ruined), what the hell is wrong with them?

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>>3874871
That looks good as fuck

[Anonymous No.3876074]

>>3874881
Chicago pizza is tastey, I don't see how putting sauce on top demotes it from the status of "pizza".

Maybe you crave those skimpy hipster pizzas where the main ingredients are so sparse that they are not even in every bite, and the doesn't even cover the surface. I think your mammy fed you way too many $2 frozen pizzas over the years.

[Anonymous No.3876084]

>>3874787
THOSE AREN'T PEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE

[Anonymous No.3876094]

>>3876074

I would pay around 300 to shove my cock in her stink hole for an hour.

[Anonymous No.3876103]

>>3876094
did you really have to call it "stink hole"?

[Anonymous No.3876105]

>>3876074
>2012
>calling actual Pizza "skimpy hipster pizza"

Let's guess, you're either 15 years old or the average alpha male who drinks piss water beer.

[Anonymous No.3876138]

>>3876103

What would you have preferred I call it? Sin pit?

[Anonymous No.3876235]

>>3876138
Classy girl like that, and she has some pizza to share... I think snot slot or peter-eater would be ok.

She really is cute tho. I had some gory chicago pie to post but ran into that and couldn't resist.

> 2012
> calling actual Pizza "skimpy hipster pizza"

> Let's guess, you're either 15 years old or the average alpha male who drinks piss water beer.

I just don't like paying more and getting less. And I certainly wouldn't let hipster kids like yourself influence my decision with a bunch of copypasta slang like "god-tier" and "alpha male" and "2012".

[Anonymous No.3876273]

>>3874884
i get it now!!! its wearing a swim suit... i want to devour its succulent breasts

[Anonymous No.3876343]

>>3876235
>copypasta slang

Wow, that's a new one. You don't know what copypasta or slang is.

You don't know what a hipster or a pizza is as well apparently.

I can picture you perfectly. All pumped up on false machismo thinking the bigger the meal the more manly it is. Making it more deserving to be called a pizza somehow.

Chicago "pizzas" are not demoted from pizza status because of the order you put on the toppings. Assuming that is the reason betrays your level of intelligence. It's the fact that it is a closer to a pizza flavored casserole than a real pizza.

I would go on to insult the people of Chicago more. But I'm not going to fault the food for the people who spew sophomoric reasons for why it is better or why it should be called something it's not.

[Anonymous No.3876383]

>>3876235
Still, your pizza ain't pizza. It's a fucking whatever-pie.

[Anonymous No.3876396]

>>3876383
>implying its full name isn't pizza pie

[Anonymous No.3876403]

pizza threads are the worst thing about /ck/

[Anonymous No.3876447]

>>3874871
I love deep dish pizza, but that looks frightening.

[Anonymous No.3876450]

>>3874881
More like what the hell is wrong with you? Giordanos, Lou Malnatis, and Burt's are delicious.

[Anonymous No.3876454]

>>3876343
It's both pizza AND casserole. I find it funny how you are so hateful towards Chicagoans and their definition of pizza, when you come across as a complete douche yourself.