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[Anonymous No.3872237]

HEy people its Friday what are you drinking to get drunk pic very related

[Anonymous No.3872245]

that would be me

[Anonymous No.3872243]

>>3872237

are you the same dude that was drinking in the middle of the week with the same pic?

[Anonymous No.3872251]

you srnt a drunk unless you sre getting frunk evryday.
fukns sonof a gburctch cptcha.

[Anonymous No.3872250]

Friday is one of the only days that I don't drink.

[Anonymous No.3872254]

i agree i dont drink erey day. but when i do its usually 6 coors light tall boys

[Anonymous No.3872257]

also im eating wasabi peas. Its a delicious combo.

[Anonymous No.3872263]

>>3872254
Unless you deink foxxy jack yoi have no ideeea whaat drunkkk is. fuckin ctchpa.

[Anonymous No.3872266]

Coors Light sucks.

Anyway, I'm probably not getting drunk tonight, since I have to wake up fucking ridiculously early tomorrow to get to the airport.

[Anonymous No.3872271]

i had a .32 bac in my day.

[Anonymous No.3872273]

>>3872266
best of the cheap IMO

[Anonymous No.3872278]

>>3872273
Eh, if I'm buying cheap beer, I usually go for High Life. Most drinkable to me.

[Anonymous No.3872280]

>>3872271
That's what I had when I got arrested last year. At 8am!

[Anonymous No.3872283]

B-but...I only drink on Saturday.

[Anonymous No.3872301]

I'm poor. :<

[Anonymous No.3872307]

>>3872301

I was once poor as well and drank that shit more often then I'd like to admit but what I came to realize is that, this vile liquid was the causal factor in my ulcer.

[Anonymous No.3872316]

>>3872307

How would beer contribute to an ulcer?

[Anonymous No.3872322]

I'm too fat to enjoy beer. I quit a month ago and I already dropped down from 208 to 198. So, I'm drinking rum and coke zero.

The only bad thing about the switch is that inebriation sets on fast and hard. I've had two bouts of psychosis where I've taken my .45 caliber pistol out in public looking for someone who might attack me. I try to appear vulnerable so someone will attempt to rob me or physically assault me. I would then end his life.

Thank god that never occurred.

[Anonymous No.3872326]

>>3872316
Read a book, junior. Alcohol damages the mucosal membrane of the stomach.

[Anonymous No.3872328]

A whole case of yuengling

[Anonymous No.3872330]

>>3872316

Ahhhhhh...alcohol is a irritant to mucus membranes and consuming large amounts of icehouse not only strips the lining of your stomach but it also increases acid production which leads to your body eating itself.

[Anonymous No.3872344]

>>3872322
was it a 1911?

[Anonymous No.3872361]

>>3872344
Although I do own a 1911 and a 1991A1, I carried a concealable G30.

[Anonymous No.3872364]

>>3872237
This, since I work Friday night through Monday night.

[Anonymous No.3872366]

I really, really enjoy being drunk. I lost my wife and two daughters a number of years ago. I used to never drink. But now, I find the escape of alcohol intoxication to be wonderful. I have no doubt that I will one day drink myself to death. But who cares? I lost my entire family.

[Anonymous No.3872367]

>>3872364
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.3872368]

>>3872330
>>3872326
>>3872316
>>3872307
Funnily enough, back when I had a quite severe ulcer, drinking a beer was one of the only non-medication ways to get it to stop hurting. I don't remember why it helped (my doc explained it, but that's been so long ago now, I don't remember). But yes, it did work.
Now, at the slightest hint of trouble, I start a Prilosec regimen. Fuck ulcers. Worst pain ever. At its worst, I wound up in ER throwing up blood and the pain was so bad they had to give me morphine. Like being run through front to back with searing hot swords.

[Anonymous No.3872371]

my brother has a g20 or 21 in 9mm . i have a .40 beretta 96 fs. If i could go back i would have saved up for a kimber .

[Anonymous No.3872374]

>>3872366
Dawww, I remember you from last week. Do I need to post more kitteh hugs? I'm sending you a big hug right now, you just have to imagine it.
And, I don't blame you for wanting to be drunk, I would too.

[Anonymous No.3872377]

>>3872371
The 92fs was the biggest piece of shit gun I've ever owned. It jammed all the time and was my duty gun when I was a cop in a pretty rough city.

[Anonymous No.3872378]

>>3872368

OH GOD, I know this feel all too well. Yea the beer actually temporarily numbs the pain from the ulcer while it increases the size of the lesion....it's like the calm before the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.3872381]

I'd love an Irish Coffee.

probably drinking bud light

[Anonymous No.3872386]

haven't had mine jamb i used to like the clunky piece of shit because it had a tac rail for a light ,was common and had an easy take down and the thumb safeties. But i ts not that comfortable to hold the kimbers feel much better in terms of grip.

[Anonymous No.3872388]

>>3872374
I shouldn't bring that up. It's a pretty recognizable incident, isn't it? Thank you for being generous with your emotions. I'll stop posting about that on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.3872390]

>>3872366
>>3872388
What happened? If you don't mind me asking.

[Anonymous No.3872391]

>>3872377
I owned and carried a 92fs for 12 years. I also toted one in combat. It never failed to fire and it never suffered a malfunction.

[Anonymous No.3872394]

>>3872390
It was a very tragic incident which I'll keep to myself from now on. I don't feel better when folks feel sorry for me. When people feel sorry for me I feel ashamed - like I should be a lot tougher. I shouldn't be this weak.

[Anonymous No.3872396]

>>3872394
it's okay to feel sad anon

i hope you feel better

i'll stop bothering you now tho

[Anonymous No.3872397]

>>3872394
More booze should do the trick.
I'm also someone who is trying to kill myself with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.3872406]

>>3872397
I genuinely hope you fail.

If you want a sympathetic ear, email me at [e-mail]

You don't know me. I don't know you. You can send me a message telling me to fuck off or you can spill your guts. Think of me in any way you wish - an anger outlet, a diary, a friend, a mirrror, a source of hope - your choice.

[Anonymous No.3872410]

>>3872394
Whatever man, that's not weakness... its part of being a human fucking being. I cant see how you would even equate what you describe feeling as weakness.

[Anonymous No.3872419]

>>3872322
Whiskey and water is the perfect diet-drunk.

Go with what you prefer; I do Jameson and water... plus you taste your liquor more so its easier to dial it in if you're worried about getting too shithoused.

[Anonymous No.3872425]

>>3872410
Thanks for caring enough to post a reply. I'm just a guy with a sad story. Forget about it.

[Anonymous No.3872837]

I'm drinking Busch. Normally I drink tall boys, but I actually saw it in bottles so I decided to try it. It may be very slightly better, but it's still busch. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.3872889]

Sam Adams Boston Lager.

On a related note, any Ontariofags here know of any good beers available here worth trying?
The LCBO has a pretty limited selection as far as I've seen. Planning on hitting up The Beer Store tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.3872905]

>>3872889
LCBO has a limited selection if you live in bumfuck nowhere, usually a larger (and cheaper) selection than the beer store.

Ontario's microbrew industry is fairly shitty unfortunately, one of the many advantages of moving to Alberta post education

[Anonymous No.3872930]

>>3872905
As for what I'm drinking, I picked up a bottle of Knob Creek last week and finally had time to enjoy some of it. Wanted to grab some Bulleit or Wild Turkey 100 but I only have a Sobeys liquor store near me so no dice.

Been a while since I've had anything but scotch so good times

[Ms. Bert No.3872936]

>>3872889
lugtread, beaus, anything from hogsback brewery.

[Anonymous No.3873022]

>hogsback brewer
>Ottawafag detected

Cross the bridge, go to brou-ha-ha and enjoy 300+ Quebec microbrews.

[Ms. Bert No.3873038]

>>3873022
Never been there. You been to l'autre oeil?
I'm 819 not 613

[Ms. Bert No.3873050]

>>3873022
Ever tried this one?

[Anonymous No.3873121]

I'm not going to get drunk though, I'm finishing them and getting drunk tomorrow

[Anonymous No.3873154]

>>3873038
Is it bad I'm so unfamiliar with Québec I had to google that?

Je ne parle pas bien français. So I didn't look for a job there

[Xenos No.3873155]

> 2012
> drinking light beer
> drinkng coors

here is the list of beers on tap alone at my local bar

Though tonight I am going to a late movie and maybe getting a beer from the nice selection at the thearter

[Anonymous No.3873161]

Bought a 12 of Newcastle Vampire Red Ale...Ehh,I've had worse.

[Anonymous No.3873169]

Sorry it was Werewolf Red ale...that memorable

[Anonymous No.3873181]

This is what's happened since Wednesday evening: I got drunk, passed out, woke up, got drunk passed out, woke up, got drunk, passed out, woke up, prepped some beef ribs for a party on Saturday and now I'm getting drunk.

This is what retirement is like if you don't have much money.

[Anonymous No.3873185]

bombay sapphire straight from the fucking bottle

[Anonymous No.3873203]

>>3873185
I admire your taste, sir. I love Sapphire and tonic.

[Anonymous No.3873247]

I've been chuggin vodka all night and so pretty soon i wont have to feel anything anymore.

[Anonymous No.3873290]

Some of this.

[Anonymous No.3873293]

I want to drink more, but I also don't want to fuck up my gains.

Thinking of going out and picking up a bomber of Southern Tier Pumking and drinking it tonight. Gotta wake up and run tomorrow before work, so I'm not sure that I should. Fuck, I wish alcohol and lifting went hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.3873295]

>>3873290
hi hi

[Anonymous No.3873312]

>>3873295
My fridge has a lock because the japanese girl I bought off it had a roommate who kept stealing drinks

[Anonymous No.3873391]

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>>3872237
hahahahahahaaaaaa
im so fukked up right noww

[Anonymous No.3873394]

>>3873391
>>>/hooch/