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OH GOD - ENABLE CLOSED CAPTIONS OR INTERACTIVE TRANSCRIPT

>> No.3837444

Wat?!

>> No.3837450
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>> No.3837458

>13 minutes long
holy shit my sides

>> No.3837488
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>> No.3837505

that's some high quality engrish

>> No.3837522
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Good find, thanks OP.

>> No.3837542

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DoXvItu6iOU#t=379s

>> No.3837543

what the devil worship?

>> No.3837552
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>>3837438
>one knife in hand, one in heart, a perfect ally

my sides have left the building

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This is quality stuff.

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>wildlife newheart
>waterproofing to live

>> No.3837566

My sides! Damn you moot.

>> No.3837571

mysides.dll have performed an illegal operation
error code: 0X00LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.3837583

>>3837438
This is a piece of grief

>> No.3837614

in china metal knifes turn food black

>> No.3837626
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I shouldn't have watched this at work. Jesus christ, lol.

>> No.3837662

This knife will cut wonderful sharted meats without blackening.

>> No.3837687

Lol, wow.

I just endured 13 minutes of the best English speaking citizen of that fine country.

>> No.3837754

O lawd. The majority of people speaking English (now, and in the future) sound like THIS.

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> mfw the knife sales office bros totally bought a round of beers for shitty english accent bro in anticipation of the success of his new sales video
> mfw he still gets mad respect around the office for his awesome engrish skills
> mfw they send him over the border to hong kong for trade shows even though he's just out of ching chong state university because his engrish skills will catapurt the company into the rucrative western markets
> mfw his parents are proud of him but not his brothers and sisters because lol 1 child rule

>> No.3837769

shamfurr dispray

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>>3837767
>mfw your post

>> No.3837793

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmeKY5L_NMI
A challenger appears.

>> No.3837831

Beef is now called Bereef...

>> No.3837838

"We can put food on it and it makes food into slices!"

Sold me on the slicer.

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It's Asian Anthony Sullivan!

>> No.3837994

>we need to cut onion pallets for burdening

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>One knife in hand, one life in heart, what a perfect lie

>> No.3838010

It sounds like it's being played backwards and forwards simultaneously.

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>> No.3838039

Reminds me of the north korea vice episode.

>> No.3838049

unwelcome whale hunting a survivor ceramic analysis is over ninety degrade

>> No.3838052

now grapefruits and i think we're standing on the bluff


But we're all really standing on nothing, man.

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This is who I imagined the narrator as.

>> No.3838205

My fucking sides!

Best thread in a while. Deserves a bump.

>> No.3838217

holy shit, the biggest troll of all, is the fucking title of the video.

ENGLISH ACCENT KNIVES.

MY FUCKING SIDES AHAHAHAA

>> No.3838225

are these any good?

>> No.3838235

>>3838225

No seriously, I'm looking for a new knife

>> No.3838273

>>3838235
Can't go wrong with the Wustof Grand Prix II's. Although I'm not sure if they even still make them.

>> No.3838317

>>3838235
I can't vouch for this brand, but I have 4 Kyocera ceramics. If you aren't hacking through bone, or prying, they're the best knives I've ever owned. I think the $50-80 I payed for each is totally reasonable for blades much sharper and harder than Damascus.

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>project softer lady and the slowly okay making threats of the papers so first and the seventies it amazing what's a good life

>mfw my sides have been obliterated

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Oh god, my sides...

The voice is like something from South Park.

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difficult to do in cutting nature and adventure to those budget uh...
is noted in the student security thing to do that
what is the most addicted to pain
no doubt mary is a real moods

my god.

>> No.3838398

>The knife is very sharp
My sides.

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>mfw he pronouced sharpness "sharpenese"
english isn't even my first language

>> No.3838423

>>3837571

Lol'd

>> No.3840108

"Look, those onion pallets look nice"

damn OP, just goddamn

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>can stand up to 2m drop test due to mighty testes

ordered.

>> No.3840135

>Here is a towel. A large one. A real one.
>A good knife. A magic knife!

>> No.3841111

>look at the papers, the surface looks so slidey
my sides ahhhhh

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i'm not sure which was better, the pronunciation or the captions

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It apparently prevents oxidization!

>> No.3841183

Do you guys think these knives would actually be a worthwhile purchase?

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>unwelcome whale hunting

This from an Asian? I call scam.

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>>3837767
>catapurt the company into the rucrative western markets

>> No.3841316

>we have a professional hom in the detained for researching developing and
>in manufacturing imagines waistband no esta seen researcher.

>> No.3841330

>>3838039

lol this was exactly what I was thinking

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How many times is he going to say "piecies"?

>> No.3843158

What did I just watch?