PHS Guy

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3833610]

Does he still lurk?

When will he return?

Post some old school /ck/ pics in here if you wish (I might later)

[Anonymous No.3833614]

He was posting a few months ago. Last thing he posted was a vegan, pasta-free (wut?) lasagna. It was just thin slices of vegetables with interspersed tomato sauce, no cheese.
Almost a ratatouille, but layered.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3833622]

>>3833614
I think I remember that but wasn't sure if troll because no cumin spice blend

[Anonymous No.3833624]

>>3833622
why would you cum in a spice blend????

[//y//b//f// No.3833636]

Ugh. That guy.

All of his food looked like it would taste oddly sweet.

[Anonymous No.3833640]

Too soon!

[Anonymous No.3833651]

>>3833614

atleast say

Deconstructed lasagna/caprese with basil, heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozerella, sprinkled with
>Pink Himalayan Salt
and pepper.

[Anonymous No.3833655]

who is PHS guy?

[Anonymous No.3833694]

God those fucking dishes. This guy was some kind of upper middle class virgin who loved to cook awkward food.

[Anonymous No.3833697]

>>3833651
Actually, that poster described it almost that way, but it lacked mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.3833701]

>>3833694
He still posted better content than half the people in /ck/

[Anonymous No.3833704]

>>3833694
Nigga you know he bought that shit at flea market

[/co/apt No.3833706]

The memory of this guy just sprung up on me a few days ago.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers

[Anonymous No.3833709]

I'm still here, I just stopped making content for you ingrates.
Also my good camera broke and it took me a while to getting around to replacing it.
In short, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.3833711]

>>3833709

I like you PHS guy. I was always grateful.

[Anonymous No.3833713]

i forgot about bread weaving, ima go do that now

[Anonymous No.3833716]

>>3833709
I doubt you're him.

[Anonymous No.3833717]

>>3833709
I need pics to confirm it is you, lord.

[Anonymous No.3833723]

>>3833709
Impostor

[Anonymous No.3833728]

>>3833655
you haven't been here long enough...

[Anonymous No.3833746]

>>3833728
PHS guy was like last year right?

[Anonymous No.3833768]

pHs Guy was the best.

/thread

[Anonymous No.3833782]

does progun still post?

[Anonymous No.3833800]

>>3833782
He went to the hospital 1.5 months ago for a heart issue and stopped posting shortly after :(

Hope is alright.

[Anonymous No.3833820]

I liked him better than that japanese guy who posts the food he obviously doesn't cook but not as much as milk jar guy.

[Anonymous No.3833826]

>>3833800
really?

[Anonymous No.3833830]

>>3833800
All those years of smoking, drinking and eating really shitty food finally caught up with him? Who would have thought...

[Anonymous No.3833833]

>>3833830
did his brother get his cats?

[Anonymous No.3833853]

What happened to Progun and Milk Jar Man?

[Anonymous No.3833866]

>>3833800
... He posted last week or so, just sans name or trip. I don't know if I quite believe this heart issue thing.

[Anonymous No.3833867]

>>3833709
You were always a faggot anyway.

And you won't be missed.

[Anonymous No.3833870]

>>3833866
>... He posted last week or so, just sans name or trip

Prove it.

[Anonymous No.3833881]

>>3833870
I can't, admittedly. I didn't save the picture. He posted a pic of something and some other anon recognised the table and posted a pic of a Progun meal for comparison. The table and wallpaper were identical.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3833887]

>>3833853
It's mason jar guy. Idk why everyone suddenly changed his name like 3 years ago. He posted pics with his drinks in mason jars. Almost everyone on this board ragged on him for drinking from mason jars. Although the ppl posting now aren't the ppl who trolled him because there are like 7 posters still here from back then (and they aren't trolls)

It's not milk jug guy either wich I've seen posted too lol

[Anonymous No.3833905]

Is this 'Irish Phone' guy or was that someone else

[Anonymous No.3833926]

http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/thread/S3779225

>2012
>Not understanding the power of board archives

[Anonymous No.3833934]

>>3833926
also

http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/thread/S3790914#p3802912

[Anonymous No.3833941]

>>3833887
I have literally every picture he ever posted. I called him Milk Jar Man but I know he preferred to be called Milk Jar Guy.
Also, I am from back then. I've been here consistently since 2006.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3833970]

>>3833941

Do you have screen caps from 06?

I remember some of his first posts. He was criticized for using mason jars. The name evolved. He was initially referred to as mason jar guy. After he demonstrated to the trolls and shitposters that he was going to be a regular poster adding OC to the board he was eventually called milk jar guy.

[Anonymous No.3833973]

>>3833970

MJG posted from ~3/09 until ~4/10, when he joined the Navy.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3833991]

>>3833973
I meant any screen cap from 06 not MJG. that's interesting info you posted. It seems like he posted further back ... Like b4 09.

[Anonymous No.3834018]

>>3833991

What kind of sad freak has 4chan screen caps from 8 years ago?

I'm the worst hoarder you'll ever meet and I'm not even close to being that bad.

Can you even see your floor? How many CRT monitors do you own, radioactive man?

[Anonymous No.3834040]

>>3834018
>What kind of sad freak has 4chan screen caps from 8 years ago?
☢ !2fiREZiSTw
He also thinks that Korean food and Indian food are similar, so on top of being a sad freak, he's also stupid.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3834107]

>>3834040
lol I've worked in Indian restaurants and catered Indian for years.

I cook Indian weekly and eat out at Indian restaurants monthly. I've posted like a hundred pics of Indian food or ingrediants that I have taken on this board over the years.

I vaguely remember the thread you're referring to and I believe it was a troll thread about which food was hotter, Korean or Indian.

Have a pic of the last good Indian meal I had at a restaurant 2 months ago bro!

[Anonymous No.3834131]

>>3834107
>>3834040
http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/thread/S3772441#p3772990

You can now feel free to sort out your unresolved homosexual differences, now.

And remember, everything you say and do is now archived forever.

[Anonymous No.3834148]

I saw pro posting on /k/ last week, if anyone cares.

[Anonymous No.3834160]

>>3834148
i care

I miss him

I remember when i was going to kill myself a little while back... pros threads on /ck/ were the only thing i looked forward to in life... its because of him that i managed to survive

[Anonymous No.3834161]

>>3834131
>everything you say and do is now archived forever

Or until the site stops paying their bill, which inevitably happens.

[Anonymous No.3834162]

>>3834131
Here's the exact thread I was talking about. He said that Korean, Thai and Indian cuisines are similar.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/thread/S3759510

Notice he continues to flog a dead horse, is proven wrong by multiple posts and people and continues to argue. He does this all the time. He complains that people derail threads, but all the derailed threads are ones he posts in.

[Anonymous No.3834168]

>>3834161
>Implying it won't just get transferred to someone else's server
>Is too new to remember the troubles that happened with /g/'s archive


Been here all summer?

[Anonymous No.3834172]

>>3834107
she looks like she has pert breasts.... is she pretty?
I bet she is

[Anonymous No.3834179]

>>3834168

Been here many summers. If you think this archive is going to be around a year from now, you're an idiot. And even if it is, it will get 1 or 2 hits a day.

[Anonymous No.3834185]

>>3834179
>wahhhh i'm right because i say i am even though i'm actually only two months new here also ur dum ;_;

[Anonymous No.3834195]

>>3834185

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3834206]

>>3834162
Finally! We all know who you are! You're the argumentative, anon!!!!

I'm so glad you saved that thread! Thanks anon. Yes, Asian countries do use the same varieties of peppers in their dishes.

And Korean food is similar to Indian food. Asian cuisines are similar to each other for obvious reasons lol.

You should really adopt an ID or trip. It's usually easy to identify you when you post as you focus mostly on arguing and misquoting posters.

I remember we had a thread a few nights ago about you where a few regular anons noticed you.

Even if I'm totally wrong etc... And am the biggest asshole on this board (as u seem to think. You stalk me and shitpost about me) just focus on quality content. Ignore the posters that you for whatever reason dislike. Post OC, recipies, and advice bro.

Here are some Japanese snacks I received last week!

[Anonymous No.3834211]

>>3834206
>senbei

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god AHHHHHHHHH

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3834227]

>>3834172
Yeah she is... Probably prettier than I deserve lol. I've always had amazing looking girlfriends but am a fatty now. But when u get married priorities change and getting healthy becomes a priority.

Anyway, it's nice to reflect on the old regular posters that have left the board. Time to die.

[Anonymous No.3834228]

>>3834206
Uh, dude, the thread was stored on an archive based off of a site scrapper.

No one saved anything.

[Anonymous No.3834229]

>>3834195
>>>/z/

[Anonymous No.3834232]

>>3834227
Eww.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3834241]

>>3834228
You mean site scraper? Yeah I don't have any idea what that is. I cook and fix computers... But again it's cool that the thread was saved.

[Anonymous No.3834274]

>>3834206
>Korean food is similar to Indian food.
ur the biggest retard ever. wow. no one in the world thinks korean and indian foods are similar to each other except you and thats because ur wrong
how r they similar?

[Anonymous No.3834281]

>>3834274
They're spicy!Y!Y!YYY!Y!Y!Y!!1`==1=`12=12

Korean cuisine is much more courageous than Indian food (speaking pan-subcontinent-wise).

[Anonymous No.3834426]

>>3833709
I won't believe PHS Guy would become bitter. He knew the haters were gonna hate and was always chill. Lots of us still love him. Sometimes I like to look at his pictures and pretend the extra food and table setting is so I can sit down and have some too. Not forever alone, but nobody ever serves me since I'm usually the one doing the cooking.. and I like the unusual plates. I didn't save the pics at the time, sadly. Does anyone have more of them?

[cuprous !u.oxideCyE No.3834439]

>>3833800
how many anonymous posters and tripfags do you think have died since 4chan has been around

the death of a person seems natural to me
once you go, you're gone

but the internet
your conversations will last
and strangers will still read your thoughts and opinions once your mind has quit

i don't like to think about it

[Anonymous No.3834445]

>>3834426
Yes! Someone please post more PHS guy photos. I'm really intrigued.

[Anonymous No.3834497]

This seems like a good place to share one of my all time favorite pics from /ck/...

[Anonymous No.3834534]

I actually thought PHS guy is '5 mice guy' now?

[Anonymous No.3834539]

>>3834534
Sometimes I think that too, but so far haven't seen anything to confirm..?

[Anonymous No.3834540]

>>3834534

nah, blindbro said himself he's not PHS guy

[Anonymous No.3834785]

>>3834426
Yeah, PHS Guy would never be bitter like that. An imposter for sure.

Sure, PHS Guy didn't celebrate Thanksgiving because he was (at least part) Native American, but he didn't advertise it or even mention it until people harassed him about his holiday meal.

If he can forgive what they did to his people, he can forgive Rage Guy, Knife Guy, and the hordes of jelly and mad ingrates.

[Schweine !eco7JXvO02 No.3834788]

Not that old but it tickles me every time.

[Anonymous No.3834801]

Can you post more of his pictures? :3

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3835065]

>>3834534
I've accused 4 mice guy of being phs guy on multiple occasions but he denied it

[Anonymous No.3835099]

>>3834497
>chinkpad
what's that doing on an actual box?

[Anonymous No.3835108]

PHS/Milkjarfag killed himself when nobody paid any attention to him anymore.

He started off fine, then tried too hard by adding stuff to his photos. Then he vanished and came back and nobody gave a shit, so he killed himself.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3835131]

>>3835108
I don't think they were the same person. I could be wrong though. I can't see a regular user who had been posting for like a year or more maintaining two separate identities each with a trip and photos.

I know crazier things have happened, but I just don't think this was a case of samefagness

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3835605]

bamp with a classic

[Anonymous No.3836044]

crunchy goors

[Anonymous No.3836055]

I miss this motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.3836058]

Anyone remember Sceak??

[Anonymous No.3836072]

>>3836044
Okay is that chiken? It looks so dry and yet undercooked. And what's that white brick shit?

Also thank you for posting this.

[Anonymous No.3836074]

>>3835605
/ck/ has camwhores?

[Anonymous No.3836085]

>>3836072
The white brick shit was basically rice krispies and marshmallows... I'm not sure why he said they were called crunchy goors. I think maybe at this point in time things were falling apart inside the ole brain pan.

[Anonymous No.3836093]

>>3836058
Sceak is a fucking faggle. If I didnt live 2000 miles away id go kick his ass.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3837039]

>>3836074
we used to have canadian hypnocaek girl and her bf

also marinefag and angie

[Anonymous No.3837077]

I'm having a light snack of dried fruit, nuts, peanuts, and carrots. I've changed my diet, so I rarely cook anything or use my cookware that much anymore. It's all beyond vegan foods now. The upside is I feel like a superman, but the down side is I miss fried foods.

>>3833610
lurk moar

>>3833614
No, it had lasagna pasta in it. Just not salt, sugar, or cheese. Just vegetables and sauce. It wasn't the last thing I posted either. Far from it. people don't lurk much it seems.

>>3833709
lol, Not me.

>>3834785
Are you kidding? I miss those guys. Didn't one of them join the navy or something? I remember he had a good bye post about it one time. Too long ago.

>>3836072
That is turkey with hot sauce dripped on it and crunchy goors.

>>3835108
>>3835131
I think the official list is that I am, PHS Guy, Carafe Guy, Tepache, Heartonfire, Angie, MJG, ☢, and OPIATE9fy on at least one occasion or more.

[Anonymous No.3837111]

>>3837077

[Anonymous No.3837116]

4 mouse guy is still the best.

[Anonymous No.3837126]

>>3837077

damn faggot maybe you should have saved your money for a new computer instead of wasting it on shitty dinnerware and pink salt.

[Anonymous No.3837144]

>>3837126
>missed the new PCs thread

lel

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3837160]

>>3837077
lol nice

trader joes would have some stuff that you would like but I don't think you live near one

[Anonymous No.3837170]

>>3837077
I love you so much, i always hoped your threads would inspire discussion of cooking rather than trolling.

[Anonymous No.3837201]

>>3837170
Anything that gives a repetitive focus will always result in trolling. Thus, those are the best trolls.

[Anonymous No.3837235]

>>3837144

Oh DEAR! I missed a thread. Excuse me while my world crumbles.

[Anonymous No.3837244]

>>3837235
i can fill you in,

main one was 6-core 3.2ghz, 16gb ram, HD6970 w/2gb vram, 96gb SSD, two internal 1TB HDDs, two external 1TB HDDs. i think that is all not sure about the other PCs and netbooks though

[Anonymous No.3837567]

>>3837077
I bow down to you pHs Guy!

Good to see you are still lurking... you enriched my /ck/ experience more than you could ever imagine. I actually went on the computer around that time just to see your new posts, they were awesome.

How was your garden this year?

[Anonymous No.3837579]

>>3837567
>How was your garden this year?

Bigger than last year.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3837697]

>>3837579
post pics

>>3837077
I've been thinking about it and Heartonfire and ☢ are possibly married or the same person

[Anonymous No.3837837]

>>3837697
>post pics

This isn't a Homegrowmen thread. Those are usually on /diy/ now.

[Anonymous No.3837843]

>>3837697
They can't be the same person: Hearts is helpful, on topic, generally knows what she's talking about and is overall pleasant. Biohazard guy is none of those things. They might be married, but I think Hearts lives in Chicago and BhG in Brooklyn, so likely not.

[Anonymous No.3837847]

>>3837697

Nah, ☢ is blue collar caucasoid stock from upstate, HoF is Asia ex-Japan parents, as such they'd never allow her to date him even though (especially since) they immigrated poor. She's dating/planning to marry a white or azn banker, accountant, dentist, doctor, or lawyer, depending on familial proximity of the suitor, her obedience level, and her/their willingness to settle (accountants and dentists being lower on the totem pole, but possible to overcome depending on handsomeness and wealth).

☢ happens to have a Japanese girlfriend/wife but she probably came to NY to rebel against society/her parents, as many Japanese youngsters tend to do. As HoF's parents live in the Southeast, and she is a few years younger than ☢ (and therefore currently or recently financially dependent on her parents), she's on a short leash.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3837851]

>>3837697
lol

While both of us have been here for like 6 years or so I am absolutely not married to HOF. My wife is Japanese.

And I am without a doubt not a Korean female as HOF is lol! I'm me and she's her. You can check phoostream or very rarely the IRC to confirm.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3837865]

>>3837843
>Biohazard guy is none of those things

Except that I've posted hundreds of recipies, advice posts, questions, photos and other on topic content on this board since around 07.

>>3837847
>blue collar

Damn, I guess I am lol!!! Is being a certified tech blue collar? Just curious... seems like it is. Anyway my wife came to the US about 10 years ago to finish studying and is a professional.

[Anonymous No.3838016]

>>3837851
Tepache's wife is Japanese? I knew you were Tepache, ☢.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3838034]

>>3838016
not the first time bro

yeah, I wish I was tepache! dat wine

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3838038]

>>3838016
not the first time bro

yeah, I wish I was tepache! dat wine

[Anonymous No.3838085]

>>3838038
>dat feel when looking at a screen shot and mousing over the quoted post numbers to see the tool tip pop up to show the post via the 4chan X plugin and it doesn't work

Also, I take it you used to use a secure tripcode instead of the regular ones, since it has changed?

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3838096]

>>3838085
Yeah... Trip changed due to the new servers.

[Anonymous No.3838126]

>>3836093
You mean you wouldn't walk 5000 miles...

Cause I would walk 5000 more...

To kick his ass.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3839532]

>>3837837
did the mods/janitrolls start deleting the homegrowmen threads here or did the change take place naturally?

>>3837865
>certified tech
what cert is that? like A+?

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3839536]

>>3837847
lold

[Anonymous No.3839626]

>>3839532
Yeah, they started deleting both homegrowmen and homebrewmen threads and there were temp bans handed out (not food). Though, there's been a few slip by it seems since then.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3839665]

>>3839626
>they started deleting both homegrowmen and homebrewmen threads

but this is part of our board culture!

this is what happens when moot brings in a bunch of people who don't browse the board and are just given a list of rules

[Anonymous No.3839683]

>>3839665
I have no clue. It's pretty shoddy, that is for sure.

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3839690]

>>3839532
ASCP
ACMP Final Cut
ACT
ACMT
ACDT
ACPT

Also I've never noticed the homebrewing threads getting deleted, or homegromen either. Both are completely within the board rules. Food encompasses drink as well.

[Anonymous No.3839693]

>>3839665
Wow, what a faggot butthurt homo mod! hurrrrrr drinking isn't eating BANNED.

Fuck, I can almost picture the neckbeard mods that did that. I'm sure they are the same anal fags that fuck up threads

[Anonymous No.3839695]

>>3839626

Wtf why, they're food/beverage. Are those threads seriously against the rules?

[Anonymous No.3839738]

>>3839695
I'm guessing it's because they're threads about making things instead of the food/beverage itself and there's no cooking involve.

Honestly, those threads probably belong in >>>/diy/

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3839745]

>>3839695
>Wtf why, they're food/beverage. Are those threads seriously against the rules?

No those threads aren't against the rules. I've never witnessed one of those threads being deleted, or heard from any one that has posted in a homebrewing thread that was banned for making posts that are within the rule set.

>>3839738
>I'm guessing it's because they're threads about making things instead of the food/beverage itself and there's no cooking involve.

Drink is considered food. Homebrewmen threads have nearly always been a part of /ck/ and most likely always will be. It would be cool for /diy/ to get those threads as well though!

Again if you're getting b& in threads like the hombrew ones it's likely that your shitposting etc...

[Anonymous No.3839753]

Homebrewmen: >>>/diy/273853
Homegrowmen: >>>/diy/281721

[Anonymous No.3839768]

[Anonymous No.3839770]

>>3839768
lol That one always makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.3839773]

>>3839768

[Anonymous No.3839955]

>>3839768
lol awesome

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3841327]

>>3839768
I forgot about that

post more if there are any

[Anonymous No.3841533]

>>3837077

>>3841530

[Schweine !eco7JXvO02 No.3841567]

>>3834497
>mfw I just noticed the guy is pouring the beer with his foot

I miss PHS guy, he had the best decor and it was great looking at what crap sci-fi novels he'd piled up next to his dinner. CRT-multiple-mouse-guy is nice but doesn't have the same charm.

Also it's fuckin' weird but I was wondering what had happened to progun earlier. Probably a sign I need to get out more but whatever. Guy was a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.3842192]

>>3837077
I'm so happy right now. For ages I came to /ck/ for PHS Guy's threads. I took a hiatus but glad he is still around. Inspiring dietary choice, I've been considering doing the same lately actually. Pic sorta related- I used to OC, maybe again sometime(new camera now but this pic is old).

[Anonymous No.3842283]

YES

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3843692]

[Anonymous No.3844076]

>>3837077
I know what you mean. I happend to be on a long ass fast, now, and have been vegetarian/mostly vegan since early this year. feel better, but miss some flavors.
we must invent star trek food replicator and detoxing machine!

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3845365]

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3847634]