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Please, allow me to spread my knowledge

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>>3809515
That espresso guide is a crock of shit. It will just give you strong, bitter, oily coffee.

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Extended cast iron knowledge!

>>3809531

It's more the poor mans way of doing it. I believe I have a better guide.

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>> No.3809543

Do all Americans really have coffee machines?

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>>3809543


I don't know. OP is not American, so I couldn't tell you.

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More detailed coffee types.

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>>3809543
I would guess most (or a majority) do, but it might vary a little bit by region of the country.

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>>3809564
Saved, thanks.

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I really want to make these for halloween!

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>>3809601
I do too

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>>3809611

this also works with almond milk too if you're lactose intolerant, you just have to shake it for fucking forever

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Last one. I am done for now. Hope I helped some of you out!

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>>3809555
That is fantastic.

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>>3809522
>Batman can handle his hot chilli
fuck yes, best super hero

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>>3809522
>>3809522
Trying this tonite. Thanks anon

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>>3809515
I cannot begin to explain how angry this makes me. Can OP go to jail for this?

You can't make espresso with a drip filter. The chemical reaction you get when you force steam through a cake of grounds is completely different to a normal drip filter.
If you desperately need strong coffee, get yourself a decent French Press and let that shit steep for 4 minutes, then when you're done give the press a quick rinse and fill it with warm milk, plunge it and you'll get well-frothed milk.
That recipe in the picture will only ever give you filth. This is not a good way to energise yourself. It will not taste good. You just look like an enormous tool

The shit you're making is not espresso.
I'm not saying "This coffee isn't as good as espresso", it's just not fucking espresso.
You don't get to call it espresso just because you serve it like one.
Fuck all these other pictures, too. They're probably all just as misinformed, inefficient and fuck shit fuck sopcun cunt cunt fuck

fucking

americans
fuck
10/10 all jimmies rustled

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>>3809779
>>3809779
>>3809779

>Can OP go to jail for this?

my sides

>> No.3809796

>>3809779
> force steam through a cake of grounds
> steam
That's not how espresso works either, the steam is for frothing the milk, if you're into that sort of thing.

>> No.3809797

>>3809779

I love how worked up you get over something as common and one-dimensional as coffee

>> No.3809798

>>3809779

I doubt most people raised on Starbucks can tell

>> No.3809800

>>3809779

>drinking coffee

Enjoy needing drugs to wake up for the rest of your life, pleb

>> No.3809802

>>3809779
I thought it was a little weird that a 1:2 coffee-water ratio in a coffee maker would make espresso, because that's what you're supposed to do for regular instant coffee in the first place.

>> No.3809803

>>3809797
>one-dimensional

I challenge you to find a food or drink that contains more aromatic compounds than coffee.

>> No.3809804

>>3809803

Haha, oh wow. Buttmad coffee snob detected.

>> No.3809806

>>3809803

Wine. Easily. Now fuck off.

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>>3809611
>>3809614
oh my god thank you for this glorious knowledge

>> No.3809810

>>3809806
wine: ~200
coffee: ~800
Of course this depend on variety, but wine is nowhere close.

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or you can just get one of these.
it's not rocket science

>> No.3809816

>>3809803
BEER

>> No.3809818

>>3809810

1) Source
2) Something as nebulous as the scientific definition of aromatic compounds is wholly meaningless when it comes to the variety of flavors and aromas that can be found in wine as compared to coffee

Coffee is a simple, one-dimensional shit tier beverage when compared to wine.

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>>3809779

OP here. I don't want to go to jail :(

>> No.3810363

>>3809551
it's the same chart duplicated

>> No.3810366

Can I add in tea for the aromatic compounds?