/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3804997]

Ever watch a black person order a steak?
Im in Golden Corral about to order my medium rare steak and all the black people before said either:

"regular" or "well done" or "cooked"


wtf?

[Anonymous No.3805003]

lol

[Anonymous No.3805006]

I hate blacks as much as any other red blooded American but you cannot feign any sort of high ground after you confessed that you eat at golden corral

[Anonymous No.3805009]

>>3805006

whats wrong with GC?

[Anonymous No.3805007]

Order it well rare.

[Anonymous No.3805020]

>well done

[Anonymous No.3805018]

>>3805009

they use shit cuts of beef, never season the crap and they can't cook a GD steak for ass.

[Frank the Pug No.3805023]

>>3805009

GC is probably the most concentrated form of disgusting in terms of restaurants. Do you know how packed with little kid snot and shit particles any buffet food is? Let alone Golden Corral, aka Minority Mecca.

[Anonymous No.3805047]

I do love me a restaurant hate thread

[Anonymous No.3805051]

Be careful OP, me and my husband have been food poisoned at GC. It was from the baked chicken, which seemed fine on the outside.. But by the time we got to the disgusting pink gooey raw middle it was too late.

[Anonymous No.3805054]

>>3805023
Their rolls and honey butter is pretty good. Can't remember if I liked anything else there though.

[Anonymous No.3805064]

My stupid-ass boss loves GC and thinks it a big-ass treat to take us there, so I'm forced to go there and line up like cattle in front of a slop trough and eat a bunch of poorly cooked, mostly reheated high school level dishes and then have some 18 y/o drop out attempt to cook my steak rare which doesn't mean cook on one side and not the motherfucking other.

[Anonymous No.3805073]

>>3805064
You little spoiled ungrateful fucking prat. Your boss is doing the best he can do and is trying to take care of his employees and you just laugh at his attempts fucking ingrate some people in this world don't come from good employers and go hungry and here you are complaining.

[Anonymous No.3805091]

>>3805073

listen ass hat, if you knew anything about management; you would know that keeping your employees happy increases productivity. That means talking them to places they like to eat not some shit hole buffet that my fat-ass boss like to cram down 5000 calories in one painful to watch sitting. Secondly, keeping them healthy is pretty good idea too and seeing who can stack up the most plates with out projectile vomiting low quality slop all over the other diners isn't exactly conducive of this.

[Anonymous No.3805095]

>>3805073
lol your poor

[Anonymous No.3805111]

>>3805073
Listen, I can understand your frustration about this kind of thing, but it's Golden Corral. Any boss who "treats" their employees to this shithole is obviously harboring some sort of grudge against them.

[Anonymous No.3805207]

I love GC I usually go up to the line 3 times a visit

[Anonymous No.3805227]

>>3805207

has all that fat ladened, shit tier food gone to your head?

[Anonymous No.3805229]

>be black
>grow up not liking steak because all my steak was as OP described
>have rare burger
>'why can't all meat be like this'
also
>>3805054
that's like all I would eat, so damn good

[Anonymous No.3805254]

It has just occurred to me that I've never seen a jiggaboo eating a steak.

[Anonymous No.3805269]

Golden Corral is awesome. Every steak I had was juicy and cooked perfectly medium rare.

[Anonymous No.3805274]

>>3805269

not even a troll post btw. i really enjoyed going to golden corral. yours probably sucked because the employees there dont know how to cook for shit. mine was in the mid west so everyone knew how to cook a good steak

[Anonymous No.3805307]

>bitches about a place with a huge salad bar for being unhealthy.
well dumbfucks, if all you do is stuff your face with greasy shit, that's your own fucking fault. i usually get a couple of salads, steak and a little dessert. maybe some sweet potatos, but i only go if someone else is paying.

and to the faggot complaining about free food, fuck you. eat some god damn salads you whiny fuck, maybe he doesn't have enough money to treat you faggot ass to vegan restaurants, atleast he isn't bringing you sack fulls of Mcdonalds. god i hate people like you.

[Anonymous No.3805333]

>>3805064
Seriously, fuck you.

You are a fucking piece of shit.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.3805351]

>>3805307

Just because some faggot buys you food doesn't mean that it's good, generous or even altruistically he only does it because he makes us work long hours for shit pay so fuck you I deserve better the the GC. Also, never once did I say, I was some kind of veganfag, I just prefer normal portions of high quality food.

[Anonymous No.3805355]

>>3805351

Go whine more faggot

[Anonymous No.3805359]

>>3805333

Eat my ass you huge faggot...I mean get your tongue all up in there until you find that intestinal blockage I got from the last time I ate at the GC.

[Anonymous No.3805371]

>>3805355

what the shit, asshat....I'm just saying for the same money he could at least take us somewhere decent.

[Anonymous No.3805380]

>>3805254

I lol'ed so hard. I can't say I have either. It does seem...out of place. Then again, I make it a point to never be around one of them.

I swear to God that when I'm at the grocery store and I see a monkey, they always have frozen and boxed food.

[Anonymous No.3805381]

>>3805351
>>3805359
>someone shows me a kind gesture
>FUCK YOU, IT ISN'T UP TO MY STANDARDS!
>must also be an ulterior motive
>go bitch about the gift on 4chan

Seriously, you should have yourself checked for assburgers, an should quit your oh so oppressive job, you unique snowflake.


TL:DR FFFFFUUUUUCCCKK YYYOOOOUUUU!!!

[Anonymous No.3805386]

>>3805381
>assburgers
>unique snowflake
>TL:DR

Butthurt walking 4chan cliche called, he wants his butthurt walking 4chan cliche back.

[Anonymous No.3805389]

>>3805371

Ignore them, anon. They're trolling and want to get a response out of you.

Just take solace that at least one person in this thread agrees with you.

Golden Corral isn't even the cheapest place you could eat, and you could get far better food for less elswehere. Your boss is a big, fat, cock-loving faggot.

Oh, and sorry in advance for this post. You're going to be accused of writing it. But at least we know it's not true.

brofist.jpg

[Anonymous No.3805404]

The reason why black people eat steak well-done or "cooked" is because they don't know what the fuck myoglobin is or how beef works.

Personally, I'm black and I eat rare steak exclusively. Well-done is like chewing on a boot

[Anonymous No.3805409]

>>3805404
>Personally, I'm black

No, no you aren't.

[Anonymous No.3805413]

>>3805381

giving someone diabetes is not a gift.

[Anonymous No.3805415]

>>3805409

What makes you so sure?

[Anonymous No.3805419]

>>3805415
Your entire post.

Post timestamp of your hand and I'll believe you.

Otherwise, quit trying to use "streed cred" in an attempt to validate your opinions.

[Anonymous No.3805416]

>>3805404

So..wait...black people have joined women by stating what their IRL avatars look like?

Gaaaaaaaay.

[Anonymous No.3805422]

>>3805415

they don't know how to use computers?

[Anonymous No.3805436]

>>3805419

>Streed cred

You're not too good at this, huh?

The only camera I have is a shitty laptop webcam.

[Anonymous No.3805446]

>>3805436
>I can't prove it

[Anonymous No.3805456]

>>3805446

most I can do is post my latest pic. I don't know why it's so hard to believe I'm black...

[Anonymous No.3805457]

>>3805456
>my latest pic

So your laptop shitty cam doesn't show color?

Sure bro, sure.

[Anonymous No.3805460]

>>3805456

there are NO black people on 4chin...even if there were, why would you even want to say, with all the nigger shit and what not.

[Anonymous No.3805465]

>>3805457

I think there's been a misunderstanding here

[Anonymous No.3805471]

Just post this fucking picture of your hand with your webcam or GTFO.

>inferior intelligence

Anyone doubting it NOW??

[Anonymous No.3805470]

>>3805460

It's relevant to the thread, if only tentatively.

Also I haven't been offended by racism in ages

[Anonymous No.3805475]

>>3805471

Okay, give me a sec

[Anonymous No.3805478]

>>3805465
The misunderstanding is you trying to say black people don't "understand" beef, saying "personally, I am black", and saying overcooked beef = leather.

The entire post reeks of white neckbeard bullshit.

And now you are backing out of your claims. Therefore, this argument is over and you are a retard liar. Go back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.3805489]

>>3805478

why do you fags blame everything wrong with 4chin on /b/...god...what did /b/ ever do to you....fuck, just don't go there if you hate it so much.

[Anonymous No.3805491]

>>3805478

Well I've had a lot of steak and have lived around blacks all my life, so...

Plus I never backpedaled at all.

Anyway, here's a pic of my hand, it's terribly grey since the webcam is so shitty.

[Anonymous No.3805497]

[Anonymous No.3805502]

>>3805491

STFU your not even black and theres no time stamp....also, WTF are you doing in the bathroom lurkin' 4chin?

[Anonymous No.3805510]

>>3805502

It's well-lit. Pretty dark in Pickerington atm

[Anonymous No.3805515]

>>3805510
>Pickerington Ass-to-Mouth

What is this... I don't even... Oh my...

[Anonymous No.3805523]

>>3805515

at the moment

[Anonymous No.3805531]

>>3805491

>no timestamp

Niggers truly are inferior.

[Anonymous No.3805537]

>>3805531

Do you really think you could a timestamp on such a grainy camera?

[Anonymous No.3805545]

>>3805537

Yes, because I'm white and literate. I'm also resourceful and innovative.

But you wouldn't know anything about that.

[Anonymous No.3805555]

>>3805545

Now, how do I know you're white?

Whatever, I suppose I'll make you a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.3805558]

>>3805555

>Now, how do I know you're white?


Oh how cute.

[Anonymous No.3805560]

>>3805545
That post is probably the first racist troll post I ever laughed at. I don't know why...

[Anonymous No.3805568]

>>3805558

Too much bloom on this camera.

I'll commission my sister, who is a photographer, to rendezvous with me on your timestamp request.

What's your E-mail address?

[Anonymous No.3805571]

>>3805568
>post pics of your sister NOW

[Anonymous No.3805579]

>>3805571

You'd regret that. She's a landwhale.

[Anonymous No.3805580]

>>3805568

This keeps getting worse and worse.

Either you're a shitty troll or a really dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.3805586]

>>3805580

If it comes down to you deciding that I'm white, considering what that means for you, I'd consider that a pretty heavy compliment.

[Anonymous No.3805601]

>>3805064
I am so full of fuck right now. #1 Little bitch, Dpn't go to places that eat your shit and expect a gold nugget, queef bag. Hi my name is (your name, bitch) and do guys have sushi at McDonalsds? Oh WTF!? I asked for sushi not a clump of rice with fish hangin on the side. Fuck you are dumb.

[Anonymous No.3805603]

>>3805586

I wouldn't take it as a compliment. I'm going to assume you're white because 1.) you can't produce a timestamp and 2.) I would prefer it that way.

Sometimes I dream of a world without niggers, and in that split second where I fool myself into believing it's true, I get a glimpse of what a great life it would really be. Then...

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

[Anonymous No.3805625]

niggaz be nigguhd

[Anonymous No.3805660]

>>3805603
You are way too edgy for 4chan.

Save some material for school bro!

[Anonymous No.3805674]

This is literally the most childish thread I've ever seen on 4chan. Congratulations, no really, you guys deserve it. Oh my god.

[Anonymous No.3805716]

Wow guys, way to /b/ it up in here. I agree with this guy
>>3805674

[Anonymous No.3805748]

The Corral attracts a mean swarthy group of patrons. One opened up down the road from my estate. I walked in one night after a fierce summer storm had upended the outdoor kitchen I had been expecting my man servant Buckley to use to cook me my typical summer fare of blackened sea bass with a butternut squash purree and good well seasoned fingerling potatos.

Upon entering the establishment I immediately was aware of the pure venom directed my way, merely for being 1. A master race mix of slavic and portuguese genes and 2. much better dressed and hygenically superior. The stench of the peasants was upon me and their ire.

As I was fondling a young spanish harlot in front of me in line, her father had the unremitted gall to show anger. I would have none of it. This toothless day laborer. I twirled flashing my cape to one side and revealed twin daggers, each set with a ruby. HIs eyes grew large and he kept shis mouth shut the rest of time, leaving his sweet little daughter in my embrace. I won't say or can't know if my seed took hold. I can only pray. The dunce at the register asked me what I wanted. I asked him point blank, what are the options ser. He said buffet. And............. I let it hang. Just buffet he said. Caging my daggers I took my oak cane and struck him fiercely in the temple.

Continued......

Continued......

[Anonymous No.3805750]

Tumblr-fag anti racist brigade is in full effect, going underground until summer is over.

[Anonymous No.3805757]

>>3805750
and stay there pls

[Anonymous No.3805787]

>start browsing /ck/
>a welcome escape from /b/ immature faggotry
>see this thread

it's like some kind of awful train wreck but i cant look away

also, GC is fucking awful

[Anonymous No.3805800]

Rare steak is something you have to give an honest try to appreciate. I guarantee if you've never been served a good med rare or rare steak, you will never start out f the blue.

I guess these people just assume they won't like it without ever trying it.

[Anonymous No.3805812]

I utilized Golden Corral in my lifestyle change that facilitated a weight loss of 230lbs.

One thing that can be said for buffets is that you can load up on a lot of shit you're allowed to eat, and not have to make a fuck ton of special requests in order to avoid the stuff you can't.

[Anonymous No.3805814]

>>3805800
Some people like as few reminders as possible that their food used to walk around and make noises and actually be alive and shit, and thus don't like their steak "bloody".

[Anonymous No.3805837]

>>3805460
but redwood

[Anonymous No.3805844]

So I drove past GC last Thanksgiving and there was a line around the building. All races too. ;_;

[Anonymous No.3805848]

>>3804997
>medium rare steak

>inside tough from being too done

>outside not done enough and fat remains unrendered.

0/10 nice try

CAPTCHA: coalesced dbitwor

[Anonymous No.3805876]

>>3805814
> Some people like as few reminders as possible that their food used to walk around and make noises and actually be alive and shit, and thus don't like their steak "bloody".

Awwwwe who could eat a face like that?

I hear he prefers his cat cooked blue.

[whynotjohn No.3806375]

>being uppity about steak in golden corral
>steak in golden corral
>golden corral

Eat at a real steakhouse faggot.

[Anonymous No.3807193]

listen, you stupid niggers. if you like you steak well done, order the fucking chicken because you just wasted a perfectly good steak

[Anonymous No.3807255]

>>3804997
Ever watch a white person order a chicken?
Im in KFC about to order my big bucket of chicken and all the white people before said either:

"can i just have fries thanks" or "chicken popcorn" or "vegetarian sandwich"

[Anonymous No.3807273]

>Paying good money to have someone NOT cook your steak

wat.

[Anonymous No.3807282]

dammit, I thought this thread died....why do you all insist on bring back all of my bad memories of shitty steak and snot covered buffet's....ffffffffffffuuuuuu GC.

[Anonymous No.3807286]

Stick around and watch how poorly the jungle bunnies tip.

[Anonymous No.3807288]

>>3807273

I hate this meme, but there is some truth to it: if you can't find good meat and cook it at home, you are a worthless excuse for a human being.

EVERYONE should know how to do this by now.

[Anonymous No.3807289]

>>3807282
OP keeps on bumping it, that's why.