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Of course the strong historical misogynistic roots of our society has led to certain shall we say politically incorrect food names that would not exist if they were created in more respectable times.

I would like to compile a list for purposes I will not get into and ask for your help!

>Ho-Hos (you HAVE to be kidding me. was Slut-Sluts taken?)

>Little Debbie (aw how cute she is so helpless!)

>Mr. Big (How insecure)

>Lady Fingers (disgusting)

>> No.3800377
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Manmanas

>> No.3800376

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

>> No.3800381

In my country those are called swiss rolls.

>> No.3800385

Notice how it is "Hostess Ho-Hos", implying a woman ("Hostess") has to serve you.

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ahahaha faggot

>> No.3800394
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Misogyny

>> No.3800396
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More misogyny

>> No.3800404

Chicken "breast"? The man feels dominant when consuming the chicken breast the same way he wants to dominate a woman's body. Utterly sick.

>> No.3800540

>Spotted dicks
Oh wow, a diseased penis that will kill women through "manly conquest", real cool guys

>> No.3800543
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Stand back, i got this.

>> No.3800548

>Kumquat
Always about cocks or semen isn't it boys?

>Rapini
Of course, because rape is for real men hurrr

>Salmon
God forbid we call it salwomyn

>Peanut butter
Pee? Nut? "Butt her"? Wow, a man-child with the preoccupation of forced anal sex and degrading a women by urinating on her must have had a real kick with that one.

>> No.3800568

>>3800548
>Peanut butter
>Pee? Nut? "Butt her"? Wow, a man-child with the preoccupation of forced anal sex and degrading a women by urinating on her must have had a real kick with that one.

Fuck, you got me.

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>>3800548
>Pee? Nut? "Butt her"? Wow, a man-child with the preoccupation of forced anal sex and degrading a women by urinating on her must have had a real kick with that one.

I'M GONNA DIE

>> No.3800578

>Coriander
What, she has to always be associated with Corey? Why can't a woman stand alone and not be simply an accessory to a man?

>Sandwich
I'm not sure about this, but it is probably a combination of "hurrrr u got sand in your vagina" and a a "humorous" take on the many women who were tortured and killed because they were individuals in a time where women were to be seen and not heard. Disgusting.

>> No.3800598

>>3800578
>Hershey's Kisses
At first I thought, "wow, her and she in a brand is finally giving womyn everywhere the credit they deserve". But no. Of course not. Because all a woman has to offer a man in this male-dominated society is her body and "kisses".

Why don't they just get it over with and call it, "Women-are-only-good-for-blowjobs-and-hittings"?

>> No.3800603

>>3800598
>Women-are-only-good-for-blowjobs-and-hittings
Stop it you're making me hard.

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A childhood favourite.

>> No.3800609

please leave /ck/ and never come back

>> No.3800612

>>3800609
Fuck you, >>3800548 was funny

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Wow, "Girl Scouts Coconut Caramel Lip Smacker".

Nut? Lip smack her?

Yes, all good little girls should join a pseudo-militant, male-dominated hierarchical organization and be "Nut Lip Smacked" when they are out of line or "give lip" to their domineering male partner.

Disgusting. Typical.

>> No.3800618

From now on, I will call salmon "salwomyn".

>> No.3800625

>>3800618
>red snapper

Yes, making love with respect and gratitude as equals is emasculating, you must be rough and attempt to "snap her in half" to show her "who is boss".

And people wonder why rape is so common.

>> No.3800627

>>3800625
>And people wonder why rape is so common.

Nobody wonders why rape is so common. It's because women are so sexy but won't have sex with me

>> No.3800631

>>3800627
it's not that women won't have sex with you, it's just that they don't want to have sex with you
there's a difference

>> No.3800635

>>3800631
Either way, I'm not having sex with these women with their consent, so I'm obligated to rape them

>> No.3800640

One of the most provocative examples which illustrate the subconscious patriarchal, misogynistic, anti-feminist materials being forced on the younger generations is that of the pseudo-monarchical branding or naming of food items.

King crab? Burger king?

Yes, they invoke the almight conquering violent man in all of his "glory".

What do womyn receive?

Dairy Queen.

Words cannot describe the unfathonable disgust and disappointment I feel right when I consider that name. A women is simply her "cans" or "hooters" to be bit, slapped, pinched, prodded, and misused by men.

Disgusting. Typical.

>> No.3800690

>Lady Fingers
>Cream Pies
>Pink Lemonade

Just think about that for a second.

>> No.3800717

>>3800690
>goes to google the existence of pink lemons

>> No.3800719

Ok apparently there are in fact pink lemons but they are not used for pink lemonade. Pink lemonade is coloured either artificially or with other fruits.

>> No.3800861

you got me at salwomyn. you may now divorce me and take half my money, the house and the kids.

>> No.3800868

>>3800578
>Coriander

Oh, "Cory-and-her".

took me way too long to get that lol

>> No.3800877

>>3800717
...its piss mixed with period blood you underage idiot

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Who cares about what the name is?!? I care about things like the AMOUNT of the product.
Take for example these Swedish Fish I have. 2/3rds of it is EMPTY SPACE. All of the Swedish Fish are concentrated at the BOTTOM of the package. I don't care if they supposedly did make the weight for packaging (which they probably didn't) - WHAT ARE THEY DOING WASTING ALL THAT SPACE FOR??? And why do they feel that this is a satisfactory arrangement?!? Having the entire contents at the bottom end only?!? Wasting all that space to give me consumer the bare minimum possible?!? The Swedish Fish people think that is a good deal???

>> No.3801489

>>3800719
Not sure if troll or just ignorant. Pink lemonade has grapefruit mixed in it.

>> No.3801501

>Sushi
What, you males can't keep women down without invoking a biased legal system to help?

>> No.3801503

>>3801501
10/10

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this thread made my headache go away.
thanks 4chen!
hopefully I will contribute tomorrow morning.