/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3796058]

ITT: stupidest fast food ideas you have ever seen

Pic related, McDonalds does stupid shit

[Anonymous No.3796074]

Fuck you, that looks awesome!

[Anonymous No.3796077]

>>3796074
My gf got it when I was out east last summer. It is that fake crab meat with like 3 pieces of lobster.

[Anonymous No.3796084]

McDonald's is really good at adapting their menu to the locals' tastes.

[Anonymous No.3796085]

>>3796084
Not really... there aren't many examples of this.

[Anonymous No.3796089]

>>3796085
i'm guessing you've never seen mcdonald's menus from foreign countries?

[Anonymous No.3796092]

>>3796085
try THE WORLD

[Anonymous No.3796093]

[Anonymous No.3796094]

>>3796089
I thought you were talking about N. America.

I wouldn't consider one menu for all of Japan conforming to "local tastes".

[Anonymous No.3796096]

>>3796093
hey those things were great

[Anonymous No.3796098]

>>3796093
those were good as fuck

[Anonymous No.3796106]

>>3796058

If it sells adequately, they'll do it.

What's stupid about that?

[Anonymous No.3796112]

[Anonymous No.3796148]

>>3796077

Prove it.

[Anonymous No.3796209]

>>3796148
Sorry, I didn't document her eating the McLobster with timestamps and conduct an analysis of the ingredients using HPLC and 454 pyrosequencing.

[Anonymous No.3796380]

quiznos had a lobster sub ad on tv not too long ago. fine print in the commercial said 51% lobster. lol

[Anonymous No.3796399]

>>3796380
New Englander here. We have sign versions of that fucking everywhere, but they're blown up so much you can clearly read the 51% lobster part. No one buys it. That's the word fast food idea I've seen, personally.

[Anonymous No.3796408]

>>3796209
Then stop making bullshit statements on 4chan. It doesn't make you look cool, enlightening, and informative.

inb4 you post that fake graph image, yes, i know it's you, we all know it's you, you're probably the shittiest poster on here by this point

[Anonymous No.3796413]

>>3796399
NE also. Im guessing its FDA regulations that say you can't call a lobster sandwich a lobster sandwich unless its at least 51% lobster. shit kills me

[Anonymous No.3796489]

>>3796408
Find an ingredient listing for the McLobster.

You can't.

>the ball is in your court faggot

[Anonymous No.3796490]

>>3796112

McSpaghetti, wtf McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.3796493]

>>3796112
>>3796490
oh my god fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.3796495]

Lobster in a hotdog bun is classic acadian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.3796496]

>>3796093
Well fuck you too

[Anonymous No.3796502]

>>3796490
>go to mcd for daily mcd run
>notice they have spaghetti
>think to my own spaghetti that I bring with me as an appetizer
>wonder if I left it at home
>open fanny pack
>spaghetti packed in so tight it explodes everywhere
>spaghetti from last week was in there too
>rotten smell makes everyone puke, all over my spaghetti too
>order two mcchickens, a bigmac, and the mcspaghetti to replace my own spaghetti
>mcspaghetti never served in my state ever again

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796509]

>>3796489
no
the ball is in noones court

he was making an observation. in lamen terms, shut the fuck up and stop talking out your ass. you dont know whats in there.

>My gf got it when I was out east last summer.
>It is that fake crab meat with like 3 pieces of lobster.


>you
>are
>fucking
>retarded

[Anonymous No.3796511]

All of my rage

[Anonymous No.3796515]

>ITT: stupidest fast food ideas you have ever seen

1. Pink Slime chicken Nuggets
2. Shoe flavored salad

[Anonymous No.3796523]

>>3796509
>lamen

Nice bro.

How am I retarded? You can't find the ingredient listing for the McLobster because it isn't available. You haven't even seen one before.

I, on the other hand, have witnessed this abomination. Therefore, I have evidence as to the physical appearance and taste of it.

You have nothing but the need to defend your sole means of nutrients: mass-produced fast food.

[Anonymous No.3796527]

>>3796509
Also, a tripfag, not using capitals, and swearing doesn't make you any less of a samefag defending himself.

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796538]

>>3796527
i love how you think he is me

how about you fucking check before you assume


>>3796523

if you havent figured out why i think you are retarded by now, its pointless for us to continue.

and i never take off my trip
i dont care how asspained you all get

>faggots

[Anonymous No.3796539]

>>3796523
>>3796527
Just quit posting.

No, seriously, all of your posts on this board have been about fast food and calling anyone who even slightly defends fast food a fatass.

It's not even funny anymore. You even accuse everyone of being samefags over and over again until they just quit replying out of pity.

Are you unemployed?

I think you're unemployed. I'm going to love watching you rage at my post and accuse me of being a samefag with everyone.

Your move, fatass.

[Anonymous No.3796542]

>>3796539
Not unemployed at all, I believe you are aware of my lifestyle, you just want to believe it is a fantasy because you don't like the idea of someone living far better off than you.

[Anonymous No.3796545]

>>3796538
Not that guy but I've been on /ck/ for 3 years and have never seen you post before

Do you really use your trip a lot?

[Anonymous No.3796551]

>>3796542
Definitely unemployed.

I notice how you don't even deny it's you.

Hilarious. I'm going to dub you the "Fast Food Shitposter of /ck/" from now on.

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796559]

>>3796539
yep

living on my parent dime
but who hasent in their lifetime. wonder how i pay for my car, and the insurance, and my food + internet.

>fatass
ummm...no
>nigger
yes
>fatass
no

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796561]

>>3796551
he hasnt realized we are 2 different ppl yet lol

[Anonymous No.3796563]

>>3796551
Why would I deny it? Yes, I am the person that is vastly more educated than you, makes decent money at my stage, lives on 3.5 acres with my gf, and owns a Vizsla that I hunt with.

I never called anyone fat in this thread, I merely said the McLobster was a pretty subpar product that definitely contained that fake crab product.

So, by all means, defend the McLobster, a product you have never seen, never tasted, and cannot find any official ingredient listing for.

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796568]

>>3796545
i used to use it on b back when we could trip. for some reason it angers you dedicated channers and i enjoy that. i also occasionally post airsoft on /k/

[Anonymous No.3796569]

You guys didn't seriously think it was 100% lobster did you? It's only $5.99.

[Anonymous No.3796570]

>>3796563
Whatever you say, unemployed fatass.


>He thinks I'm going to feed his unemployed ego

How can you afford a laptop, by the way? I say laptop because it's hard to carry a desktop when you don't have a house.

[Anonymous No.3796571]

>>3796561
>>3796551
>>3796559

[Anonymous No.3796572]

>>3796571
>Quick, post a witty picture against all the people who've been saying mean things to me ;_;

[Anonymous No.3796574]

>>3796570
lol your tears of jealosy make me even stronger

[Anonymous No.3796575]

>>3796511
Cheese on head retarded

[Anonymous No.3796578]

>>3796574
No matter what I say you'll reply, because unemployed people don't have other things to do.

Watch you reply right now.

[Anonymous No.3796583]

>Thread is about stupid fast food ideas

Anon comments on its stupidity. Other anons bitch at him. What is the problem?

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796585]

shall i prove we are not the same person?

[Anonymous No.3796590]

>>3796578
I don't usually work at 10:30 pm, do you?

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796597]

>fat
>no house

[Anonymous No.3796599]

>>3796597
I'm lost....... why are you posting that?

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796600]

>>3796590
back when i worked at the home depot i had the 8p-6a shift. fucking loved it. dont have to deal with ppl. i prefer the graveyard but electricians dont usually get those hours.

[Anonymous No.3796603]

>>3796600
I wasn't replying to you, why are you still talking?

[Anonymous No.3796605]

>>3796590
>10:30 PM

Finally the truth comes out.

You're actually an Americunt or a Quebecfag (probably the former) trolling!

lol

[Anonymous No.3796606]

>>3796597
>dat muscle tone

hold on ima calling /fit/ in to judge

[Anonymous No.3796611]

>>3796605
>Truth comes out
Yes, breaking news: I live in the Eastern Time Zone, along with millions of other people.

What time is it where you live, and why are you posting on 4chan instead of working?

[Anonymous No.3796618]

>>3796615
You are so mad it is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.3796615]

>>3796611
Far away from yours, I assure you.

Either way because you're American I have no need to take whatever you say seriously anymore, unemployed fatass

Feel free to reply to me again though, I'm sure you'll be a-shooing for unemployed fatass award of 2012!

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796617]

>>3796606
im pretty skinny. 5'10.25 160 lbs

[Anonymous No.3796621]

>>3796617
Is the 1/4" really necessary dude?

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796622]

also im on the west coast.

[assbot !Z0dERBklWU No.3796623]

>>3796621
not really but it didnt take longer than a fraction of a second to type

[Anonymous No.3796624]

>>3796618
>if i call them all mad they might stop calling me unemployed ;_; oh god i wish i had a job

[Anonymous No.3796626]

>>3796624
hahaha I love it

[Anonymous No.3796629]

>>3796093
Don't know why people hated on these. They were basically cottage pie with chicken instead of beef.

[Anonymous No.3796630]

Stop faggoting in my thread and contribute

[Anonymous No.3796631]

>>3796622
what are yout rying to prove in this thread?
i am lost

[Anonymous No.3796633]

>darth burger

[Anonymous No.3796635]

>>3796094
McDonalds in hawaii sell taro pies from time to time and has Portuguese sausage and spam for breakfast

[Anonymous No.3796637]

>>3796629
Using yesterday chicken.

[Anonymous No.3796638]

>>3796633

Good god

[Anonymous No.3796642]

>>3796638
actual pic

[Anonymous No.3796645]

>>3796642
How do they make bun look like that?

[Anonymous No.3796806]

>>3796096

They weren't great, they looked like vomit

[Anonymous No.3796810]

>>3796642
"a hot slab of meat between two black buns? I believe they call it the Michael Swaim." - Michael Swaim

>>3796645
squid ink, usually, or a similar chemically made version

[Anonymous No.3796865]

>>3796806

[Anonymous No.3796873]

McDonalds fail predates my existence.

[Anonymous No.3796876]

>>3796077
I got a Lobster Roll from Nathan's. It too was fake crab meat which tastes and feels nothing like lobster.

[Anonymous No.3796915]

>>3796630
>mustard drizzle

[Anonymous No.3796920]

>>3796806

That looks like some pretty damn good drunk food.

[Anonymous No.3796926]

McRib 2011. grossest thing i ever tried. i remember it being great when i was a kid

[Leafhopper No.3796932]

>>3796926
>They brought the McRib back last year.

Jesus Christ. I hate the damn things.

[Anonymous No.3796935]

>>3796511

that is probably the best idea i seen!
go ahead and try it for yourself! When you make a sandwich do it normal and see how much you notice the cheese. Now after a few bites put the cheese on top and notice how much more you can taste the cheese.

[Anonymous No.3796937]

>>3796876
>fake crab meat
>nothing like lobster.

youdontsay.png

[Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 No.3796939]

>>3796810
>>3796645

Bone black. Burnt and crushed-up cow bones.

[Anonymous No.3796961]

>>3796633
I wanted to try one of these...never got the chance

[Anonymous No.3796977]

>>3796939
You're saying the coloring is burnt bone?

[Anonymous No.3796982]

>>3796977
Don't listen to her. She's the worst parasite to ever regularly post on this board. Lurk, you'll see. She drops her trip to samefag and has been caught replying to herself more than once.

[Anonymous No.3796984]

chicken fries...

[Anonymous No.3796994]

>>3796984
>chicken fries
>stupidest fast food
its finger food and its designed pretty well. Most chicken joints like KFC aren't fast food in comparison.

[Anonymous No.3797042]

>>3796489
I come to /ck/ to avoid AJ.. wtf

[Anonymous No.3797052]

>>3796511
that's pants on head retarded, enjoy ur dirty fingers and cheese on the roof of your mouth.

[Anonymous No.3797068]

This fucking thing. Just looking at it gives me chest pain.

[Anonymous No.3797069]

>>3797068
i tried it once
the only good thing about that is the sauce. everythign else sucks.

[Anonymous No.3797073]

>>3797068
The fact that there are people who exist that have eaten this scares me


The thought of one bite just...I can't

[Anonymous No.3797082]

>>3796984
FUCK YOU I FUCKING LOVED CHICKEN FRIES AND THEY'RE GONE NOW

[Anonymous No.3797086]

>>3797068

Double Down is God-Tier

I get that bitch with potato wedges

[Anonymous No.3797089]

>>3797068

The double down is fucking amazing. I swear to God I gained 50 lbs. my sophomore year in college because of those things. I literally ate 2 of them a day 3 months straight. It was so funny. My girlfriend broke up with me when she saw me on spring break. (She went to school a few states away.) I haven't had one since then. I learned my lesson, but my God were they the fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.3797098]

>>3797068
a friend and i tried our luck at that bastard
i felt instantly sick while eating mine
maybe that's what dying feels like

[Anonymous No.3797148]

>>3796515
>Pink Slime chicken Nuggets

"Pink slime" was an additive to ground beef, not chicken. Try to get your anti-fast-food talking points correct.

[Anonymous No.3797399]

How the hell do you eat Pizza hut's crown pizza???

[Anonymous No.3797404]

>>3796622
nobody cares. this thread isn't about you, ya dense cunt.

[Anonymous No.3797406]

>>3796915
My friend, I used to put mustard on my rectancle pizza in middle school.

>>3796984
I never had BK's chicken fries but that was my favorite fucking cafeteria food.

[Anonymous No.3797411]

>>3797399
Knife and fork?

[Anonymous No.3797415]

>>3797068
>>3797073
>>3797098

It was "healthier" than some of the other fast food offerings.

Hell Burger King's chicken salad had more calories than it.

The grilled chicken version had less calories and fat content than it's fried counterpart.

[Anonymous No.3797423]

>>3796058
I remember my dad got pretty severe food poisoning from the McLobster in the 90's.

I thought we were going to sue McDonalds and get rich.

[Anonymous No.3797431]

>>3797423
how come you didn't

[Anonymous No.3797436]

>>3797431

They were suing a multinational giant corporation. Of course they lost.

[Anonymous No.3797449]

>>3796617
That's fat as HELL. I have the same height but I'm 30 lbs lighter and I don't think I'm skinny.

[Anonymous No.3797460]

>>3797411

>eating Pizza
>with knife and fork

What are you, some kind of monster?

[Anonymous No.3797467]

Isn't it stupider to eat at McDonald's than to be McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.3797480]

>>3796615
>a-shooing

[Anonymous No.3797493]

This new "Cantina Bell" stunt. Taco Bell trying to be Chipotle just seems like a really stupid idea.

[Anonymous No.3797498]

>>3797493
>complain taco bell is shit food
>they come out with new and fresher food
>complain about that too

[Anonymous No.3797505]

>>3796569
>>3796563
>>3796523
>>3796489

It advertises itself as 100% lobster. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.3797508]

>>3797505

Sure, but what kind of lobster? There is more than just one variety, and not all of them are as good as others.

It could be legit though, lobster prices are rock-bottom right now.

[Anonymous No.3797518]

I'd give Grimace a rim job for a McLobster

[Anonymous No.3797529]

>>3797498
Not really complaining, just saying I think it's a silly idea. I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in years.

That said, according to a quick Googling the "new and fresher" chicken comes precooked and sliced in a bag.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/11/taco-bell-cantina-menu-review_n_1665096.html

[Anonymous No.3797591]

>>3797493
In my area, they've crept the prices of the 'regular' taco bell items up too. There's no way it'll succeed and they'll be in for a surprise when they've priced themselves out of their regular stoner patrons' budget.

[Anonymous No.3797705]

>>3796058
$30 double lobster meat sub at subway

[Anonymous No.3797742]

>>3796058
You're bitching about lobster for 5.99?

[Anonymous No.3797749]

This thread doesn't even begin to touch on commercial food fails.
>i remember so many
>mfw

[Anonymous No.3797772]

>>3797505
That's PR for you. "The lobster part of the meat is in fact 100% lobster".

[Anonymous No.3797803]

>>3796806
You know nothing. KFC's famous bowls are fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.3797814]

I'm surprised I haven't seen this undigested corn and jalapeno turd burger in this thread yet.

[Anonymous No.3797833]

>>3797772

And if that wasn't bad enough, what they're allowed to call lobster isn't even really a lobster.

[Anonymous No.3797840]

>>3797814
Eh, kind of want...

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3797841]

>>3797803
Yeah if you mix everything on your plate into a sloppy pile like a 5 year old. Disgusting

[Anonymous No.3797859]

>>3797803

Agreed. They are godly

[Anonymous No.3797863]

>>3797068
>try a double down
>first bites are good
>eventually the cheese cools, and mixes with the grease
>start to feel death walk in the room on the last bites
it needs bread and some lettuce and it would be pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.3797867]

>>3797814
looks pretty good actually. I'm just too fond of Whoppers and onion rings though.

[Anonymous No.3797869]

>>3797493

[Anonymous No.3797896]

> This new "Cantina Bell" stunt.

So disappointing.

> "After our in-house chefs finally refused to come up with one more 'new' item using the same old 7 tired in"greed"ients, the marketing department brought in a true expert with nice tits and mad powers of originality and innovation. After several minutes of careful thought, and keen analysis, studying the problem from every angle, she concluded with the earth-shattering idea: 'Just take all your old shit, put some cilantro on it." ... "And oh ya, maybe some corn."

They really slipped me the tubesteak on this one. I went full-retard and ordered 3 different items from the menu. First bite... "Oh fuck..." and spit it back in the bowl. Those bastards should be forced to disclose shit like that. Having a development dept that lives and dies by their market research, they fuckin know there is a large number of people who can't tolerate cilantro. But then again, just like all the other new shit on their menu they know that most times people try an item once, figure out that it is shit, and never order it again. But, a sales a sale. Not fair with the cilantro. Every single item on that menu.

And fuckall if I will ever try anything new there. Now that they have that shit on hand, it could be anywhere in their food.

[Anonymous No.3797905]

>>3797869
Argh!!! While I was typing out that tyrade above, someone posted this pic. That's the shit I took one bite of and spat out.

[Anonymous No.3797910]

>>3797896
All I eat there are nachos (for when I don't care), and volcano burritos and tacos. Everything else just seems...bad.

[Cathy !TGirlYJKXM No.3797929]

>>3796058
And the word "Lobster" there scares me away since I might be allergic to it as I might snow crab.

[Cathy !TGirlYJKXM No.3797936]

>>3796511
What is wrong with this one? That doesn't look all that weird compared to some of this other shit.

>>3796515
Did that guy get fired for doing that?

[☢ !2fiREZiSTw No.3797960]

>>3797936
>Did that guy get fired for doing that?

Yes, we got him fired.

[Anonymous No.3797989]

Didn't think this one would last long.

[Anonymous No.3797991]

>>3797989
>Machete Meal
>Big Mac medium combo
>comes with a toy
>mfw people would actually buy it if it were real

[Anonymous No.3797993]

>>3797991

Lol

[Anonymous No.3797994]

>>3796873
McDonald Pizza, is the pizza, for you and meee
McDonald Pizza, is the pizza, Freed Delivery
McDonald Pizza, Is the pizza, Vary Ta-asty

[Anonymous No.3797996]

>>3797991
after laughing, I thought about it. If anybody were to advertise machete that is a nation food chain, it would Burger King. McDs wouldn't do it, Wendy's wouldn't, and Jack in the Box seems to be too poor (or too frugal) to do something like that. Most other chains are like McDs and Wendys on the matter.

[Anonymous No.3798001]

>>3797960
> Did that guy get fired for doing that?

> Yes, we got him fired.

Pic related:

> hfw 5 minutes into surfing 4chan to see exactly who it was that fucked his action up.

I hope the first thread he saw had either My Little Pony or maybe some nice scat.

[Anonymous No.3798181]

Taco Bell's Bell Beefer, or any burger ever sold by a "Mexican" fast food restaurant

[Anonymous No.3798182]

McDonalds sucks ass but real Lobster Rolls are awesome.

Stop hating OP