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3794295 No.3794295[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It is physically impossible for a personal to hold and carry a dozen or more oranges without a device to store them or without putting the down their pants or pockets.

If someone says that they can, buy them 12 oranges, and tell them to pick them all up and carry them across the room.

Hilarity will ensue.

Also a fun game at parties.

>> No.3794336

I just did it, it was easy.

>> No.3794342

>>3794336
u lie, because its impossible.

post video to youtube as proof. profit by gazillion hits if genuine. go.

>> No.3794345

how big do the oranges have to be?

>> No.3794358

is there any particular reason it's more than a dozen and not more than 11 or 13? is it the shape or the texture or size or what? and wouldnt peoples' arm length and therefore width of arm-basket vary widely enough from person to person of different ages that it would be impossible to say?

>> No.3794359

>>3794345
they just have to be average sized.

>> No.3794365

>>3794358
don't overthink it.

I restate: its impossible to pick up and carry a dozen or more oranges across the room using only your hands and of course arms.

Is this more clear?

>> No.3794374

>>3794365
can I take them across one or two at a time then?

>> No.3794380

>>3794374
No, of course not.

>> No.3794382

>>3794380
why not? I would still be carrying a dozen oranges across a room just not all at the same time.

>> No.3794384

>>3794382
its physically impossible to do at the same time.
you are smart for not even attempting it and looking foolish.

>> No.3794386

>>3794365
>oranges
Not all oranges are the same size retard.

>> No.3794389

>>3794384
but how can I look foolish if I'm the only one here?

>> No.3794390

It's impossible to fold any piece of paper more than 9 times.

>> No.3794391

This should seriously be in the /ck/ challenge! Comon zomb+HOF add a orange carrying lightning bonus round.

>> No.3794392

>>3794386
but you would agree that there is a normalized size of orange. that's the one we are talking about.

>> No.3794396

>>3794392
>implying there is a single common variety

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.3794401

>>3794396
average size orange, don't over-think it, average is average, surely we can all agree.

>> No.3794402

>>3794401
if we could all agree then there wouldnt need to be an average there would just be one kind of orange, wouldnt there?

>> No.3794406

>>3794402
ooooh shit

what about an average apple? Would that be a Gala or what?

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3794410

>>3794402
i don't follow, I'm just talking about pic related
which is a naval, which is a good example of average

>> No.3794415

Can oranges be cut in anyway? I'll impale them on my 10 digits and one on my erect schlong, and then pick up and carry one with my mouth.

epic win.

>> No.3794422

I could easily do it.

1 in each armpit, 1 in each hand, and cradle three on each crossed arm.

simple

>> No.3794427

>>3794422
that's only 10 you FUCKING RETARD

>> No.3794434

>>3794427
Oh I thought it was a Baker's Dozen, being /ck/ and all

Then I would hold two oranges in each hand.

>> No.3794437
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3794437

I have an idea on how to do it, but im pretty sure you will need someone else's help.

1 in each armpit, cross arms, pile up 4 oranges, then 3 on the 4, and so on, in a pyramid shape

>> No.3794445

Shove 'em all up your pooter.

>> No.3794444

no one can help.
that's the challenge and why its impossible.

>> No.3794452

>>3794427
A bakers dozen is 13 not 10

>> No.3794454

>>3794444
fuck you then, do what I said in >>3794437, but only use one arm to support the pyramid, using the other arm to place them on.

>> No.3794461

>>3794454
sounds like a plan, you won't be successful though. if you are and youtube it, profit.

>> No.3794463

Aww, the little pigmy can't carry a dozen oranges with his little baby arms. That's cute.

>> No.3794470

>>3794463
pick up and carry?
no one can. you try then, big man.

>> No.3794577

>learn to juggle
>get really good
>juggle 12 oranges across a room
>shove it in OP's face

>> No.3794580

>>3794577

>hold and carry
Lrn2 read

>> No.3794596

so now you have to hold them all at once
stop making up new rules

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3794637

>In other news, local grocers around the country have noticed an unprecedented spike in orange sales.

OP is a high level troll. Its kinda like the "Close your eyes and make like your shaking salt into your mouth, you'll taste salt." gag. The goal wasn't to trick you into thinking it was impossible, just to get you to do it.

>> No.3794639

>>3794596
Dude stop posting

>> No.3794643
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3794643

/thread

>> No.3794650

>>3794643
Those are tennis balls.

3/10 for effort.

>> No.3794652

>>3794637
>"Close your eyes and make like your shaking salt into your mouth, you'll taste salt." gag

lol never heard of this before

definitely using it tho, thanks

>> No.3794653

>>3794650
You're a fucking jackass -10/10 for your semen shit stew of a thread.

>> No.3794657

Can you rough up the peel to make them more abrasive?

>> No.3794659

>>3794653
>>3794653
lol your back! I didn't make this thread you simpleton. Why would you post tennis balls in an orange carrying thread?

Food and cooking, not /sp/ bruh

>> No.3794664

>>3794659
Verified as a product of incest.

>> No.3794690

Juggle them. Problem solved.

>> No.3794693

>>3794664
>Verified as a product of incest

Protip: focus on food and cooking, as well as the topic of the thread you're posting in.

Stay new lil buddy

>> No.3794700

>>3794690
>hold and carry a dozen or more oranges

>> No.3794704

>>3794664
>>3794653
You're that same guy who was trolling in the chicken/breadcrumb thread yesterday, aren't you?

lol you should stop hanging out around here, it seems to be bad for your blood pressure

>> No.3794719

>>3794704

lol

>> No.3794746

why wouldn't I just use a bag?

>> No.3794858

Why would you post a pic of a guy holding limes in and orange holding thread

>> No.3794875

>tfw this is indescribably easy and in no way "impossible"

you silly guys