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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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H-hey /ck/ w-would you like, I don't know, want to go to prom with us? It's nothing serious h-hehe.
Yours, /co/

>> No.3770237

I wouldn't be caught standing in the same room as your pimple infested, hideous ass.
Yours, /ck/

>> No.3770236

If you shave your neckbeard and put out.

>> No.3770242
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3770242

>>3770237
>yfw comics are awesome. Even after you're in your 20s

>> No.3770249

*coughs
Well....I-I don't know.
>twirls foot around on the ground
I-I...well. I dunno......
>looks around the room awkwardly
>clears throat
I wou....
>voice cracks
>blushes and starts sweating
AHEM
I...I was still sortof looking for a date.....well, kind of.....
Well....I guess it would be okay if we went with each other. S-since I don't have a date yet, I mean.

>> No.3770251

The fact that you ship your board with this board is really dumb.

>> No.3770309

>>3770251
Y-you too

>> No.3770312
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3770312

Of course, /co/

I will love you, always and forever.

I baked you this cake...

>> No.3770317

>>3770312
>Mixing DC and marvel

>> No.3770320

>>3770317
That way everyone can be happy! Right?

>> No.3770321

>>3770320
...
>/ck/ is better at appreciating comics than /co/ has ever been.

>> No.3770322

>>3770320
NO
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>> No.3770325

We're all talking about you guys here:

>>>/co/39257709

>> No.3770326

>>3770320
And this is why we love you /ck/

>> No.3770327

>>3770320
Marry us, again.

>> No.3770330

>>3770327
>AND SAY THAT WE'RE SWEETHEARTS AGAAAAAAAAAIN

>> No.3770333

vow renewal time? followed by second honeymoon?

>> No.3770334

We even got rid of /mlp/ for you /ck/

>> No.3770350
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3770350

/co/ you can all go jerk off to mickey mouse, pop a cyanide pill and fall asleep in a shallow grave. /ck/ doesn't give two fried shits about you guys, leave us alone. we are here to discuss food and cooking.

/ck/ has no prom date. /ck/ needs no prom date.

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3770356

>>3770350
calm down bro, I made you some steamed hams

>> No.3770363

>>3770350
How dare you use NIgella Lawson to say something that foul.

>> No.3770366

>>3770363
Nigella is a dirty girl. Do you know nothing of her?

>> No.3770369

>>3770366
That's why I like her

>> No.3770377

Wait wait wait wait, I don't browse /ck/ or /co/ often at all, Only on occasion. But aren't /ck/ and /co/ married? I remember like 8 or so months back you had an anniversary and watched movies together.

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3770385

GOD DAMN IT /ck/ I SAID YOU'RE COMING TO THE PROM WITH ME AND BY GOD YOU ARE. DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU AGAIN.

>> No.3770394

>>3770334
Thanks, /v/!

>> No.3770415

>>3770385
/co/, you need to stop reading Ant-man, it always gets you in these moods.

>> No.3770417

We're a little too old for you, /co/. Sorry sweetie.

>> No.3770464

>>3770249
Not /ck/.

If you can cook, you can get a date.

Being a good cook takes a wide variety of traits. You wouldn't have even begun to want to learn if you weren't the curious type, willing to put some effort into improving yourself. You wouldn't have made the move from interest to attempt if you didn't possess some courage. You wouldn't have stuck with it through your failures if you didn't possess perseverance. And you frankly just wouldn't give a flying fuck about the product if you didn't have some love.

That's getting started, but to become truly good? You need to possess timing, confidence, attention to detail, dexterity, memory, innovation, intuition and multi tasking, and that's just a partial list off the top of my head.

We all have to eat, but only some of us put in the effort required to ensure we and those we love can eat well.

>> No.3770531

/ck/ + /co/ = /co/+/ck/
=/cock/
=penis

hehehehehehe

>> No.3770564

I wanna go with /lit/ :(

>> No.3770565

>>3770531
Ladies and gentlemen, Louis /ck/!

>> No.3770820

Since when did /ck/ marry /co/? I did not consent to this

>> No.3770829

>>3770235

naw, this trap from /b/ promised to do unspeakable things to me if I take him...her...whatever.

>> No.3770843

I think it's our duty as embassadors of food to go with /fit/ or /sp/ seeing as they are all fat puddings who don't know how to cook healthily and need our help.

What goes on in /co/ anyway, it's not some kind of costume shit is it? Oh, comics. Could be worse I guess.

>> No.3770862

>>3770843
>I think it's our duty as embassadors of food to go with /fit/ or /sp/ seeing as they are all fat puddings who don't know how to cook healthily and need our help.

You know, I feel like that can describe most of /ck/ as well. In fact, that could probably describe a good portion of every board (yes, skinny fat is still fat.)

It's funny assuming that the majority of /ck/ can cook well, let alone healthily, considering this place is dominated by fast food, ramen, verticals, and booze threads.

>> No.3770868

>>3770862
those are spam threads.
/ck/ is to food what /g/ is to computers. The default setting is spam, but if you have a question there is always at least one person who knows a legit solution.

And we are not fat. We are lithe and gorgeous.

>> No.3770898

>>3770868
But the sad reality is that the spam threads dominate. Still, without them, this slow board would move even slower.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go start a thread about how the best steak is a black and blue steak, cooked on a nonstick skillet, served with a side of ketchup ramen.

Oh, and we are plump, porcine, and husky.

>> No.3770908

>newfriends not knowing about the holy union of /co//ck/s since years

Silly newguys, us and /co/ have been married and been cutesy with each other for years now! Who else pretends to fight crime and protect us while we bake themed cupcakes?

>> No.3770917

>>3770908
>us and /co/ have been married and been cutesy with each other for years now!

Don't remind us!

>> No.3770926

>>3770908
>people don't laugh at your jokes
>invoke the newfag insult
>even though we have all been here for ages and the amount of times the /co//ck/ thing has been brought up in that time is in the low single digits

>> No.3770928

>>3770908
We know it's you, /co/. You should go back home.

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3771458

You're a poophead /ck/, why you not be down with the nerdy?