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Sex with beautiful woman > food

>> No.3757454
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3757454

Sex with beautiful men > food > sex with crazy dickless people

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>>3757454

I love you.

>> No.3757461

Sex with a hunky man > sex with a beautiful woman

>> No.3757474

Faggots

>> No.3757489

>>3757474
Enjoy your PMSing vegan skank.

>> No.3757512

>>3757489
I read that as PMS'ing delicious shank.

>> No.3757519

>>3757489
vegan vagina tastes best


but penis taste > vagina taste

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3757521

Implying I don't eat delicious food while with Beautiful woman.

>> No.3757526

sex will provide my body with the nutrients it needs

>> No.3757538

Chance meeting > casual conversation > piqued curiosity > returning home and masturbating > discreet sleuthing > planned chance second meeting > pretended casual conversation > courteous and flattering request of a new meeting > returning home, planning and masturbating > dinner date > food > casual conversation > walk home > coy and pretentious ritual > sex with beautiful woman

Fixed.

>> No.3757554

>>3757538

Chance meeting > She talks to you because you're attractive > You open your mouth and reveal yourself to be a socially awkward creep > She hastily ends conversation > You go home and drink > You drink some more > You pass out > You wake up, hey life might be less shitty today! > Repeat x365 xDecades. Eventually die alone.

>> No.3757619

>>3757538
Is there any escape from this cycle or is it really that for everyone?

>> No.3757631

Since I'll probably never have sex, thank god for food.

>> No.3757638

>>3757631
might get this tattooed on my arm or something