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3754319 No.3754319[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just ate some old strawberries.

Am I going to die?

>> No.3754326

Everyone dies.

>> No.3754329
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3754329

>>3754326
I meant from the strawberries.

I think they might have been slightly rotten.

>> No.3754339

They were going to break down in your digestive system. So what if they were already beginning to break down outside of it?

>> No.3754342

>>3754329
Maybe you should have said

>I just ate some old strawberries. Am I going to die because of the old strawberries

Then that faggot HURR EVRY1 DIED could piss his fuck.

>ERR1 DIE STRAWBURRRRRIE FUCK I'M I FAGGOT

>> No.3754345

>>3754342
No I didn't I said "I just ate some old strawberries.

Am I going to die?"

>> No.3754346

Damn it where's my new Plinkett Review? I don't care about some edgy response sketch to some edgy comedian.

>> No.3754356

>>3754346
>plinkett review

No man. You mean that half in the bag review.

>> No.3754367

holy shit OP's a goner

>> No.3754372

>>3754356
I've come to take those for granted anyway.

>> No.3754374

You know they used to make cyanide out of those in Nazi Germany, right?

You, sir, are fucked.