/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3729894]

ITT: your weird /ck/ related dreams

I've had several dreams where I'll cook anything and it'll turn into a pile of fucking bugs, and every time I'll almost eat it.

Also last night I dreamt I was dating Anthony Bourdain.

[Anonymous No.3729917]

From vere do you think zat stems?

[Anonymous No.3729920]

>>3729917
Anthony Bourdain = His mother?

[Anonymous No.3729933]

>>3729917
I have no freakin idea. I mean I have had a thing for an older guy before (yes homo, I'll admit it) but this dream sorta came outta left field...
It wasn't a wet dream or anything, just weirdly romantic, which might be even worse.
Nothing a lot of vodka and sri racha can't fix, I guess.
>>3729920
HUEHUEHUE nope.
>freudian psychiatry in the 2012

[Anonymous No.3729943]

Had a dream where I was trick or treatin'
I go to a doctor's house and he serves me a steak instead of giving me candy. It looks pretty good so I cut off a piece and eat. It tasted fucking awful, like rot, and mold, and shit, and poison.
So i turn it over and underneath I notice it's all rotted out with maggots and roaches and other unspeakables skittering around.

Woke up with that taste in my mouth and could still taste it days later...fuck that dream doctor

[Anonymous No.3729952]

>>3729943
That is horrifying.

When I had an eating disorder, I used to dream about eating delicious food. Now my dreams are like scrambled versions of The Alphabet by David Lynch.

[Anonymous No.3729953]

>>3729943
jesus christ how horrifying

also lol
>/ck/ horror dream
>not rotten steak, but ketchup-glazed prime rib

[Anonymous No.3729975]

>go to Vietnamese restaurant the other day
>order pho
>broth is fucking amazing
>that night dream about it
>all of my friends and me are eating there, we just chuck out the noodles and shit and down like 10 bowls of broth

On a side note I dream about Bourdain at least twice a week. He's fucking hot. Last dream I had with him, he stopped in the bar I work in, and we danced to Foster the People. I fucking hate Foster the People.

idk I have really weird dreams every night.

[Anonymous No.3729977]

I've made a lot of dough in the past few years. Sometimes nearly every day for weeks. Anyway, it got into my dreams only once, and it was a very particular. You know the movie Silent Hill, at the end how the atmosphere is for the mom and daughter (pic related). That's how my apartment had become but with no colors apart from some faint blueish light, and I was making lots of dough. No sounds. Flour was EVERYWHERE including all over me, but it didn't matter because everything was hazy and white anyway. As if there were a layer of flour or snow on every single surface. The doors and windows were off, and it was the same outside as it was inside. A big difference from reality since my kitchen is like 88% stained/treated wood and everything else is dark too.

It was incredible, really. Unbelievably peaceful.

[Anonymous No.3729981]

>>3729977
I thought that by dough you meant money and I was like look at this fucking twat showing off getting all mad and shit and then I re-read and knew you meant actual dough and I was like "wat."

[Anonymous No.3729982]

i had a dream were I ordered a burrito in California and I was enjoying myself,
then I woke up and it turns out I'm in Kansas and my parents got me Mexican Food.
>I am living my nightmare.

[Anonymous No.3729985]

/ck/ related stuff... would your kitchen exploding violently because someone threw a bag of flour on an open flame count? I don't mean a small one either, I'm talking a 20 pound job. Pic semi related.

[Anonymous No.3729988]

I dreamt once about an onion which kept growing every time I diced it. And I just kept cutting it. And I cried.

When I woke up my pillow was soaking wet. I don't if those were tears, saliva, sweat or snot, but god damn it was scary.

I must admit I was tripping pretty hard the day before. Acid (and when that started to wear off, I ate a bunch of hash balls)

[Anonymous No.3729989]

>>3729977
2deep4me
>>3729981
>I thought that by dough you meant money
>I've made a lot of dough in the past few years. Sometimes nearly every day for weeks.
oh god my sides

[Anonymous No.3729994]

>>3729982

>gaben posted on /ck/

my nigga

[Anonymous No.3729996]

>>3729982
mfw I read that as "i had a wet dream were I ordered a burrito in California and I was enjoying myself"

[Anonymous No.3730000]

I had a dream that I was at a fancy restaurant and I cut into my steak and it was WELL DONE and they served it with WHITE WINE.

[Anonymous No.3730020]

I had an Anthony Bourdain dream too!! I treasure the memory of it always. In my dream I met Tony in Prage and he took me to this bar hidden away in a basement and we drank straight whiskey. Then I woke up (still dreaming) in an unfamiliar place wondering where the hell he want.
He's so damn cool. As much as I love him I don't find him sexually attractive at all, It's probably because he's always smoking and thats a huge turn off for me.

[Anonymous No.3730024]

>>3729981
>>3729989

LOL

[Anonymous No.3730028]

>all these people dreaming of anthony bourdain
the fuck?
did he find out how to invade people's dreams or something?

>>3730020
OP here, I don't find him attractive either (a-at least I think I don't) which is why it was freakin weird.

[Anonymous No.3730456]

Had a dream myself about him, OP. Last night! weird, huh? That's never happened.

Anyway, Bourdain was my college professor & told me I was going to fail his class for being absent yesterday and tomorrow (??). He was about to go up an elevator, he had books in his arms.

[Anonymous No.3730833]

>>3730456
>yesterday and tomorrow
Sounds like a typical uni professor.

[Anonymous No.3730850]

Good to know that /ck/ has a hardon for Bourdain.

[Anonymous No.3732286]

I had a dream that I accidentally some watermelon seeds and a huge watermelon grew within my belly.
The doctors had to surgically remove it.
Then we ate some of it after my surgery.

[Anonymous No.3733181]

>>3729894
something wrong with you op. why would you dream of dating a heroin addict?