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>mfw Americans actually do clap while extremely obese man eats excessive amounts of gyro wraps and french fries.
>mfw he even gets a towel to wipe his sweat off while eating.

How fat can you get America?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObeDUhdnIyI&feature=related

>> No.3727359

i'm american and i'm not clapping.

>> No.3727377

i'm american and i'm not clapping or fat.

>> No.3727384

oh look, another thread about americans being fat

>> No.3727390
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3727390

I'm American and I'm kinda fat but this makes me sad. It's nothing to be proud of. There's a place by me in Atlanta where you have to eat 5 pounds of meat and sour cream and cheese covered tater tots in two hours to get on the wall of fame. Makes me sick to think about. Pic related is another challenge at another restaurant.Double Bypass burger, made with three fried eggs, four slices of American cheese, and five slices of bacon, with two grilled cheese sandwiches replacing the buns. Then at a pizza place, there's an eleven pound pizza that's nine pounds of meat and two pounds of cheese, sauce, and dough that you can make $200 if you and a friend can eat it in an hour. Those last two challenges were on Man vs. Food.
Also is it acceptable to say jyroes? I say yeeroes.

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3727396

oh look, another fat about thread being americans

>> No.3727400

>>3727348

I'm a fat american and I'm addicted to clapping. Sometimes I even clap at innapropriate times, but I just can't help it. It starts to hurt after a while, causing joint pain and chafing from excessive claps.

This is no laughing matter. Clapping has ruined my life.

>> No.3727405

>>3727390
Oops it's six pounds of pizza and five pounds of meat*

>> No.3727409

>>3727348
All dat protein

Share with me your bulking secrets.

>> No.3727423

>jie-rohs
BLACK PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.3727427

>>3727400
you should see a doctor about that.
That's about the worst case of the clap I've ever heard about.

>> No.3728088

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

Never stop clapping America...

>> No.3728107

Fuck this retarded country.
I need to get out of here!

>> No.3728119

>>3728088
I watched that, and then I started watching some of the related videos.
I just can't watch human beings anymore. If i was god I would have made armageddon happen years ago.

>> No.3728123

>>3727423
>Washington PA

It is a western PA thing... I think just about everyone here pronounces it that way.

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3728124

>mfw i'm American and clap after fapping to lolicon

>> No.3728125

>shirt says amazing spiderman
>image is from amazing fantasy

murrica

>> No.3728136

>tfw underweight american
was too gross to watch. but to be fair he would probably sweat no matter what he was doing

>> No.3728157

Non native english speaking restaurant owner
>If I tell you I will kill you

Nigger
>Bring your family!

I'll pass, I'd rather not get killed and then robbed.

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3728161

What a fucking GANGSTA.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.3728231

>>3727348
>"how fat can you get America?"

Sounds like a challenge too me, Challenge accepted.

>> No.3728254

>>3727348
compared to many other food challenges i've seen (saw the two first seasons of man v food) this seems fairly weak. not saying i'd get even one of those gyros down, but still, that man is like 5 times my size.

>> No.3728263

All those toolbars on that shitty computer