Fuck ups in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.3714907]

>making coffee
>put coffee in the filter
>fill the back part with water
>close the lid
>come in here and play some vidya

>30 minutes later
>Oh yea, think i'm gonna get some of that coffee now

>forgot to turn the pot on

Godammit

[Anonymous No.3714915]

>put on some water to boil
>play vidya
>suddenly hear something wierd in the kitchen
>whats that smell..
>OH GOD

>pot almost boiled dry
>hard water shit all over the stove
>smoke everywhere
>thick crust of calcium all over my pan and everything

[Anonymous No.3714918]

>boil spaghetti
>drain spaghetti
>somehow tip over the strainer
>spaghetti down the sink

[Anonymous No.3714921]

>pour cereal in bowl
>add a little sugar
>take it to the sink and start to turn on the water

Wait.. SHIT

[Anonymous No.3714924]

>fry a couple eggs
>aww shit nigga, this is perfect
>accidentally the yolk
>.....fuck it
>make scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.3714938]

>heat up food in the stove
>turn it on high because I don't want to wait
>while waiting, visit /ck/
>20 minutes latter
>wait, what's that charcoally smell?

[Anonymous No.3714945]

>Making meatballs
>Forget to add spices and seasoning
>Use too much breadcrumbs
>Dont sautee onions, add them in raw
>Forget to add egg to bind the mix together

I ate one of the whole batch.

[Anonymous No.3714953]

First off, sorry for the shitty phone quality pic.

>weird late night craving
>pudding
>I FUCKING NEED CHOCOLATE PUDDING
>All we have is butterscotch
>well hey butterscotch candy and ice cream ain't that bad
>instructions call for boiling
>what? Okay...
>Stir it every two mins in the microwave for six mins
>fucking easy, right?
>microwave beeps after six mins
>open microwave
>see this bullshit
...........
>FUCK.
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-

[Anonymous No.3714965]

>make pizza
>turn on oven light
>set oven to 230°C
>go play a round tribes ascend waiting for the oven to achieve set heat
>go to oven
>see oven is not actually...
>SERGIO COMPUTADORE NO WORKO
>fuck spaghetti everywhere
>pasta running down my trousers
>the heat is making me tomato
>oh shit what now

[Anonymous No.3714989]

>>3714924
this

[Anonymous No.3715015]

>making grilled cheese
>suddenly it starts sticking to everything
>stuck to spatula
>can't get it off with hands for fear of 3rd degree cheese burns
>proceed to knock it off by banging the spatula on the end of the garbage can
>grilled cheese and half of spatula end up in the garbage
>go buy a pizza and new spatula

[Anonymous No.3715017]

>fill rice cooker pot with rice
>set in rice cooker
>push down the cook button
>forget to plug it in
>mfw no rice
>mfw i have no face :(

[Anonymous No.3715021]

>Grab iced tea pitcher from fridge
>Switch hands to close fridge, grab pitcher by the top and nothing else
>The top is removable
>Gallon of iced tea on the floor

[Anonymous No.3715022]

>>3714965
EPIN WIN ANON! LMOA so funneh! xD loooool

[Anonymous No.3715029]

>put bowl of oats in the microwave
>oats errupts everywhere
>co-worker's face when it's the staff canteen

[Anonymous No.3715038]

>boiling pasta
>start doing dishes while it's boiling
>pot boils over
>water catches fire

fuck pasta

[Anonymous No.3715041]

>>3714918
Do you just have a big hole in your sink? What kind of 4th world shit is this.

[Anonymous No.3715069]

>>3715038
The is no reason to boil pasta in full boil.

Set to high, once water starts boiling, turn it down to medium and then add pasta. It's not a mystery, bro.

[Anonymous No.3715072]

>put banana bread in oven.
>oven doesnt Brown the sugar
>turn on grill
>get on /ck/
>10 minutes later
>whats that awful smell?