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Do you like Chipotle?
What's your favorite thing to order?

I usually order a carnitas burrito with fajita vegetables, black beans, cheese, corn salsa, hot salsa and sour cream.

>> No.3711196

yeah, its good

>> No.3711203

I'd like to taste the potato you shot that photo with.

>> No.3711240 [DELETED] 

It's delicious. I order a burrito bowl (I like to think I get more food) with barbacoa, cilantro-lime rice, pinto beans, cheese, hot salsa and sour cream.

>> No.3711254

are there cashews in the OP?
is that some kind of cashew chicken burrito?

I would try that, viral marketer. You should offer that.

>> No.3711258

sage this viral marketing
WAKE UP MODS

Chipotle is corporate garbage food
Go to a real Mexican place and eat food that doesn't come out of plastic bags and microwaves

>> No.3711281

>>3711258
The mods are not tasked with deleting every thread than mentions a brand name

>> No.3711284

>>3711281
they should be deleting the same viral marketing that is posted in slightly different ways every single day

>> No.3711286

>>3711281
>The mods are not tasked

Fixed

>> No.3711290

>>3711284
The worst part is, it's probably not even going to work.

Except for a very very small minority and (of course) the shmucks doing the marketing, /ck/ hates Chipotle.

>> No.3711300

>Do you like Chipotle?
>What's your favorite thing to order?
I LOVE Chiptole!
My favorite is the bland goo with rat feces and throwing it up afterward.

>> No.3711304

>>3711258
sadly not everyone lives in a place where that is possible
living in california i am blessed with plenty of real mexican food options
two chipotle recently came into my town though
never have gone never will go with taquerias being less than a 5 minute walk away from both

>> No.3711305

I rather have Taco Bell. This shit us just that. Shit that tries to be "authentic" but falls flat on it's ass.

Can you believe there people that like this place? The same people that like Five Guys too. Terrible planet we live in.

>> No.3711311

>>3711304
>sadly not everyone lives in a place where that is possible
where in America is big enough to have a Chipotle but not real Mexican places?
Real Mexican is everywhere!

>> No.3711360

>>3711305
>choosing Taco Bell over Chipotle

What do you have against burritos made with the freshest locally-sourced ingredients possible?

>> No.3711374

>>3711360
>>>/hm/

>> No.3711382

>>3711360

You think Taco Bell's ingredients are stale and flown in from across the country?

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3711391

I like Chipotle and I also like real beaner food. Why a restaurant makes some of you so buttmad is beyond all of my comprehension.

>> No.3711392

What do you guys have against Chipotle? It's pretty overpriced, but it's not horrible. Is it because it's not "authentic"?

>> No.3711398

I don't think Chipotle ever claims to be authentic Mexican food. I don't know why everyone on here thinks that. It's based off mission style burritos invented in San Francisco. For what it is, it's great. Fresh food that's made fast. Responsibly raised beef/poultry/pork and as much locally sourced produce as they can get. What's there to hate about that?

>> No.3711407

yeah, all those places are fine: chipotle, q'doba, moe's, it's all pretty much the same thing. they make frat-boy flour tortilla wraps, with mexican-ish fillings.

don't let them put rice or corn in those things, that's a fucking rip-off.

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3711442

inb4 ban

>> No.3711445

>>3711290
>/ck/ hates Chipotle
not really, its only a small minority that are in the everything has to be 100% authentic hipster mindset, most of us are more normal than that and like chipotle

>> No.3711451

>have a job interview their this week
>have never tried chipotle

im okay with this

>not mexican, so wont the get the job anyway lol

>> No.3711453

>>3711304
Chipotle is objectively better than local "real" mexican places

>> No.3711471

>>3711451
chipotles usually have a mix of mexicans and college kids working there

>> No.3711485

>>3711453
I lol'd

>> No.3711487

>>3711471

Literally every restaurant in the world, from 3 star michelin establishments to grimy truck stops, has mexicans working at it. If not, you probably live in the DPRK. Shit, the DPRK probably has it too. It is inconceivable to think of how the restaurant industry could exist if not for mexicans.

>> No.3711490

>>3711487
it would still exist, they would just have to pay their employees more and therefore charge more for food

>> No.3711492
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3711492

>big corporations
>viral marketing on 4chan

do you guys seriously think this?

>> No.3711494

>>3711445
>most of us are more normal than that and like chipotle
yes, that's the spirit of cooking, go to a corporate chain that sells the same food all over the country instead of a real Mexican place where maybe you can try something every secretary on her lunch break doesn't order

>>3711453
pftttt, when did your tastebuds die?

>> No.3711497

That's exactly what I order OP!

Then I add a Negra Modelo, guac and chips. if I'm by myself, I just take the chips and guac home for snacking later, cause the burrito is superbig all on my own.

>> No.3711500

>>3711497
> negra modelo

So you're either drinking on your lunch break at work, or you're eating Chipotle during your personal leisure time, as a treat. Either way I look down upon you.

>> No.3711502

>>3711471
>>3711487

Yeah and I just so happen to live in southern california where 90% of workers are mexicans like jesus fuck. I mean to get a job nowadays you've got to have an inside connect, a friend already working their that'll pull strings to get you in and recommend you jesus

I'm black too so I'm curious as to what the odds are of me being hired, regardless hope all goes well for me

>> No.3711503

>>3711494
>yes, that's the spirit of cooking
This is a food and cooking board, not simply cooking

>> No.3711504

>>3711494
Why go to an authentic place when you can just make homemade mexican that is just as good? Mexican food isn't really a delicacy.

>> No.3711506

>>3711494
Yeah, lets not order something good, lets go for something obscure and mediocre instead because other people will be impressed

>> No.3711508

>>3711502

As long as you're not applying to work at Dennys, you should be fine.

>> No.3711509

>>3711492
>I will never know whether the viral marketing complainers are being serious

>> No.3711519

>>3711506
>Yeah, lets not order something good, lets go for something obscure and mediocre instead because other people will be impressed
Yeah, lets not order something good, lets go for something bland and mediocre instead because you're a fucking sheep

>> No.3711523

>>3711519
but its not bland, it is quite tasty actually, easily better than 75% of authentic places

>> No.3711566

SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS

DOWN WITH THE BRAND NAMES

ORGANIC AND HOME-GROWN FOOD ONLY

UNITE MY BROTHERS, WE MUST PURGE THE CORPORATE DOG FROM OUR BOARD!

/ck/ WILL BE FREE RANGE! NO MCDONALDS! NO BURGER KING! NO CHIPOTLE!

IF IT CAME FROM A RESTAURANT, IT IS NOT FIT FOR /ck/!

>> No.3711569

>I only eat at authentic family run mexican places you have never heard of

>> No.3711575

the barbacoa is tasty in any form. i also like almost every vegetable topping and lots of hot sauce

>> No.3711601

Hey, if this is some some sort of viral marketing scheme - which I called out a few times and one time after a detailed analysis of why I believe it was viral marketing and not just generic cross board shit-posting, these threads stopped for a good week or so.

Please forward this message to whoever is up in your chain of command: Your posting is drawing more negative attention that it warrants, if you truly wanted to advertise on /ck/, give us a QR-code for some fucking coupons.

>> No.3711605

>>3711601
>these threads stopped for a good week or so.

when?

>> No.3711603

>>3711566
And you, shut up..

>> No.3711609

>>3711601
Are you being serious? Do you honestly believe they are paying someone to come on /ck/ and talk about chipotle at any time let alone every day at odd times

>> No.3711618

Chipotle sucks , ripoff of the Mission Burrito

>> No.3711636

>>3711605
Probably sometime between May and June.

>>3711609
Considering the potential cost to benefits ratio I've worked out previously, I've worked crudely worked out that people are 5% more likely to go to Chipotle after the idea of it planted in their minds. And remember, whoever posting this does not have to be American. He/she could be someone in India who operates call centers and does this in this between calls.

Also, see that blurred out Chipotle sign? They decided to do that after a few /ck/ users called it out "Why is that brand name/logo always clearly presented in the pic somewhere?"

>> No.3711641

>>3711618

haha whats up, houstonfriend? mission burrito is tits, i'd take it over chipotle or freebirds any day.

>> No.3711648 [DELETED] 

>>3711636
>implying that anyone on this board could afford to eat at Chipotle

How have you managed to miss the daily "I'm poor, tell me how to feed myself" and ramen threads? They should rename this board to "ck/ - Food & Poverty."

>> No.3711653

>>3711636
You are either extremely delusional or a good troll

>> No.3711654

>>3711609
That's called web based viral marketing, you just defined it. The chipotle threads have been posted here for YEARS. Mostly late afternoon. I don't know or care ifi its marketing or the same anon or several, it's still annoying.

All of the fast food threads roughly the same formula.

>> No.3711655

>>3711641

you must be aware that mission burritos are named after the mission distric in san fransisco...which your restaurant in houston has not only ripped the product off of but the name as well.

>> No.3711656

>>3711636
>implying that anyone on this board could afford to eat at Chipotle

How have you managed to miss the daily "I'm poor, tell me how to feed myself" and ramen threads? They should rename this board to "/ck/ - Food & Poverty."

>> No.3711658

>>3711636
Its quite clearly a joke that originated when people were actually talking about chipotle on their own volition and noticed a couple autistic kids complaining about how they were viral marketers, it has since taken off, and is quite funny how people get worked up over it

>> No.3711660
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3711660

Chicken burrito, no beans, corn salsa, lettuce, and extra sour cream.
Then I drown the whole fucking thing in this.

>> No.3711662

>>3711656
chipotle really isn't hard to afford

>> No.3711665

>>3711258
I work at Chipotle. Some of our food does indeed come from plastic bags, but we don't even have a microwave.

To answer OP, my favorite thing to order is steak tacos on soft corn tortillas with fajitas, mild salsa, corn salsa. cheese and lettuce.

Also I will stick around this thread if anyone has questions.

>> No.3711671

>>3711655

yea i know. and i am ok with this, these things happen. the burritos are delicious, and since i go there all the time i guess i assumed you were talking about the same place. but you can't tell me there isn't at least a few "texas bbq" restaurants, or "new york pizza" restaurants scattered around cali.

>> No.3711672

>>3711660
>getting chicken when every other meat option is better

>> No.3711673

>>3711665

Hey, is everyone who works there a big hippie? Do they have to take some kind of oath that they don't abuse animals or something?

>> No.3711684

Why would a restaurant want people who browse 4chan in their restaurants? It's like inviting homeless, psychotic, pedofiles into their establishment.

>> No.3711682

>>3711673
Where I work it's about 95% Mexicans. I am literally the only white person. I didn't speak Spanish when I started around a year ago, but damn if I don't now. None of us are crazy hippies but they do expect you to understand and be able to explain the "food with integrity" philosophy.

>> No.3711686

It's easy as fuck to replicate their burritos

All you gotta do is make their cilantro lime bullshit rice and it tastes 100% like it

>> No.3711688

>>3711686
my time is valuable enough that I would rather have someone else make it for me

>> No.3711692

Okay guys, I admit, I made several ad-like Chipotle threads for a while, but then I got the ban. I figured fun's over, looks like someone else has picked up with it.

>> No.3711700

>>3711688

that's funny

>> No.3711708

>>3711688
>time is valuable
>post on 4chan

pick one.

>> No.3711709 [DELETED] 

>>3711684
This website is one of the most popular websites in the US. The demographics are now made up of children, housewives, and average everyday pop culture mall shopping drones.

>3711665
>hippies

It's a fast food chain, 65 year olds don't work there I'm betting.

>> No.3711715

I went to a Chipotle for the first (and only) time in May. Totally disappointed... I found it *very* bland.

I mean yeah, if you like Taco Bell this shit will taste amazing to you. But if you like good food, go somewhere else.

>> No.3711716

>>3711692
its basically become a meme now, and as long as there are some people who actually believe it is marketing it probably won't end

>> No.3711717

I like Chipotle every once and a while. I have been and continue to go to many authentic mexican restaurants and taquerias. There's a place in this world for both. Chipotle makes a consistent mission burrito and the atmosphere is decent. I love that they have Chipotle flavored tabasco sauce. I usually have a burrito bowl with barbacoa and a mix of everything. Another fast food joint I like is Rubio's . The fish tacos are super caloric but there are some healthy taco/burritos available there too.

>> No.3711719

>>3711709
4chan gets a lot of traffic, but /ck/ is only a very small fraction of that

>> No.3711722

>>3711684
This website is one of the most popular websites in the US. The demographics are now made up of children, housewives, and average everyday pop culture mall shopping drones.

>>3711665
>hippies

It's a fast food chain, 65 year olds don't work there I'm betting.

>> No.3711726

>>3711673
>hippies
Is it 1964 again?

lol who says "hippie" anymore? Aside for Cartman I mean?

>> No.3711729

It's widely known that Chipotle cooks all its meats through sous vide cooking at their factories. Sous vide is slow cooked meat in vacuum sealed plastic bag and then shipped to their restaurants. Consistent but not thrilling way to cook.

>> No.3711730

>>3711719
> It's like inviting homeless, psychotic, pedofiles into their establishment.

That's what my post referred to. I deleted my og post cause I left out a ">" in my reply.

>> No.3711734

chipotle is shit and whoever likes chipotle is a moron

>> No.3711735

chicken/steak burrito, black beans, peppers/onions, corn & medium salsa, cheese and lettuce.

Fuck, it's tasty. Too bad the only chipotle here is like a 30-45minute drive away.

>> No.3711739

>>3711729
I can confirm this as a chipotle employee

>> No.3711741

i work at chipotle...i take shits in your burrito and feed it to you...most of the time the stupid people eat it..and the smart people throw it out.


it is protocol at all chipotles to shit in peoples food

its how we make our money

>> No.3711745

>>3711735
You must live out in the fucking boondocks.

>> No.3711759

>>3711745
I live in CT.
Not a whole lot of mexican options to start with.

>> No.3711783

>two weeks ago, want to get lunch
>go down to a taco truck run by mexican family
>have authentic, fresh-made authentic mexican food
>enjoy it

>this week, want to get some lunch
>go to chipotle
>get americanized mexican food made with decent ingredients
>enjoy it

come at me

>> No.3711791

>>3711739
>>3711682
>>3711665

any tips for someone going on an interview their. basic questions they ask? or what they're interested in hearing>

>> No.3711813

>>3711193

I tried Chipotle once, steak and cheese burrito. It was alright, there's a DiBella's right next to it that I would rather spend $7

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3711962

>>3711566

Sic semper tyrannIS. Dative plural of a second declension noun, muthabrutha.

>> No.3711983

>>3711759
if you live in southern CT, you're retarded

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3712033

>ctrl+f "double"
>no results
>mfw

>> No.3712608

>>3711759
Jalisco's in Putnam is new but it's pretty nice. It's where that other Mexican restaurant used to be.

>> No.3712642

Anyone ever been to a La Tolteca?

Thoughts?

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3712657

Every week the same shit. This and krusty krab thread threads are ruining /ck/

>> No.3712886

I get the tacos, so I can get three different combinations.

>> No.3712896

great authentic portuguese food

>> No.3713139

>>3712886
Same. I'll get one soft taco with carnitas, one with barbacoa and the third with either the chicken or steak depending on what I'm craving. I'll order them with cheese, fajita veggies and hot salsa.

>> No.3713628

>>3713139
I've tried their steak three times now and each time it was worse than the last. I'm beginning to doubt it's actually beef.

>> No.3714439

>>3712657
I will perfect the Krabby Patty someday.

>> No.3714442

>>3713628
really, you must live in a bad area because whenever I go the steak is fucking delicious (unlike fucking qdoba)