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The dumpling and duck posts made me hungry.

Salmon with the sauce they use for dumplings. Soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, garlic, ginger, sesame oil.

>> No.3704880

>>3704879

What do you mean?

>> No.3704879

If this is what you eat it's no wonder why you look like a fucking crack addicted nightmare.

>> No.3704885

>>3704880
I think he means you look like a fucking crack addicted nightmare.

>> No.3704887

>>3704880
"Not fat", I guess.

Looks like a pretty big serving to me, but that's just due to the lack of starch and helpings I guess.

>> No.3704890

ah looks delicious

Sceak are you fat? /ck/ tells me you are but idk wat to think

>> No.3704895

>>3704890

He lost a lot of weight (one of a few pictures of him is with /a lot/ of excess skin), but I greatly suspect he is fat again. A year ago he posted his trip to McDonald's. I don't remember exactly what it was, but if my memory serves it was something along the lines of: quarter pounder combo (fries and a drink, obviously), nuggets, McChicken, and a double cheeseburger. Something like that.

>> No.3704902

>>3704895

Probably a double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon, a McRib, a large fry, two apple pies and a large vanilla milkshake.

I'm still trying to make it to my normal weight. Probably going to be my life's biggest achievement, making it at everyone's starting point.

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3704910

>>3704890
Sceak looks like the alien looking mother fucker right here

>> No.3704916

>>3704902
my starting weight was 9 lbs.

lol good luck.

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3704917

>>3704902


good lord

I don't know how any human being could all that at once....I would have trouble just getting past the DCP

>> No.3704921
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3704921

Recent pic.

inb4 low nipples.

>> No.3704928

>>3704921
shit your uglier than me
and im fudking ugly

>> No.3704930

>>3704921
simply horrifying.

>> No.3704934

>>3704921

Take some of that hair off your head and put some on your fucking chest, you little girly girl.

>> No.3704939

>>3704921
post a full nude body pic thanks

>> No.3704940

>>3704921
You have potential... You're very lanky though... you look too think and not enough muscle. You also have this generally unhealthy air about you, like a nuclear holocaust survivor.

Buuuut if you cut your hair and bulked up a bit, you could look cute. How tall are you?

>> No.3704942

>>3704921
you're just a bag of bones, dude.

and i honestly thought you were 40.

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3704948

>>3704940

I was thinking about cutting my hair, thereby the pic.

Decided to keep it long.

inb4ban

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3704949

put on some muscle, cut your hair, and you could be this guy

>> No.3704952

>>3704948
Cut your hair, it looks better.
Go lift some weights, and be sure to wear tight clothes wherever you go. Also either shave your face or grow a beard (probably shave your face) because wearing your facial hair all short like that looks disgusting. You have potential, don't waste it.

>> No.3704953

>>3704948
i like your eyebrows. I am, however, disturbed by your lack of nipples.

Your salmon looks pretty good.

>> No.3704959

you look fuckin terrible, man

>> No.3704960

>>3704948
you look like a gentle giant

>> No.3704962

ITT: neil young

>> No.3704963

Looks good. I always love seeing pics of your food on those square red plates.

>> No.3704972

>>3704948
cut your hair. short on sides and back, longer on top

adopt the look of a broody mid-20s guy and you'll be awesome

and get some nipples, damn.

>> No.3704969

>>3704948

I think you looked better with shorter hair.

>> No.3704970

>>3704949
> put on some muscle, cut your hair, and you could be this guy

Good catch, I was racking my brain to figure out where I'd seen him. Muscles tho, I don't know. The sniper is not muscular. At all.

OP: could go either way on the hair, looks good either way, just in different ways. Be careful with the beard tho, the combination of prominent brow, good chin, and unique mug overall is highly affected by facial hair.

Also, if they ever make a Simpsons movie with humans, you are a shoe-in for Lenny.

>> No.3704994

Regardless, the dish was tasty.

>> No.3704997

Hey sceak, if you're comfortable at that weight, stay there. I was comfortable looking like that, but my family wasn't... I gained the weight back purposely and I'm trying to just be more "muscular" to compensate for being 20 pounds heavier than I want to be. Also... I'm sure you didn't start as fat as I did, but I wish I had your arms. Holy shit, I look like a flying squirrel.

>> No.3704998

>>3704994
shut up sceak you're such an attention whore

>> No.3705002

>>3704998

And talking to him, like you and I both have, is enabling him. What should you do instead of replying to him if you care about his attention-whoring?

>> No.3705006

>>3705002
formersuperfatty is made because he's not getting attention for making his oily boxed pasta casserole

>> No.3705007

>>3705006

You just gave me attention. <3

>> No.3705011

>>3705007
attention whore

>> No.3705012

Why do people humour Sceak with his shit threads and awful cooking? I started using /ck/ around half a year ago and was immediately warned he's the worst tripfag on the board and to ignore him, yet this thread has a disproportionate amount of replies.

Is this thread just a few samefags or does /ck/ secretly like him?

>> No.3705014

>>3704997

I'm going for Jew - Auschwitz Mode.

>> No.3705017

>>3705012

Well little did you know you can make an Asian sauce in less than 5 minutes while your fish cooks with half and half soy and vinegar, fraction of a teaspoon of sugar, a few slices of garlic, a few slices of ginger and a drizzle of sesame oil. Green onions if you got em, looks better I guess.

100% authentic, 100% tasty, goes well with anything. Can even drink it.

>> No.3705021

What's up with the low nipples? Is that what happens when moobs shrink?

Goddamn son.

Can we see the "before" pic?

>> No.3705024

>>3705021
i second the before pic

>> No.3705026

>>3705024

Nay on the before pic.

>> No.3705031

>>3705012

He used to post great OC in the years before you showed up.

But between his mental illness and probably drug use, he's not been as prolific lately. So I can see why people who've only known of him for 18 months wouldn't care for him.

Today's pic is the first OC I've seen from him in a long time.

>> No.3705035

>>3705026
what the fuck man

>> No.3705048

>>3705031

I actually sort of gave up on cooking. I had no one to cook for and I was running out of ideas what to post here.

Recently I tried to immerse myself a bit more in the physical world, been going out, etc. Trying to make friends but it's not easy.

At first I was feeling abysmal, couldn't stand being so lonely. TBQH my posts on /ck/ were going downhill and it was time I stopped posting.

I'm having a hard time and it's no one's fault on /ck/ really, apart from my stalkers and tormentors.

I still think I should try to make friends more and get a boyfriend or something but it gets lonely at night, the future is grim and 4chan is there, bright, friendly. Company, people to give advice to, etc.

I don't know... I may vanish again soon. I'm also trying to lose weight and if it was just me I'd post the most awful foods every fucking day on here just to entertain.

The fact remains, though, that I'm alive and it's still a long journey ahead and I'd like to have a boyfriend. Being fat and vegan and a loser won't help so I'm trying to rectify.

There. That's what's happening with me and much like my father before me and before he killed himself, I'm still battling this duality between hardcore principles and just letting go and living life. This ... pain, that seems to be a family trait, is something I would never wish on anyone else.

So yah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Tkjr_Ck38

>> No.3705062

>>3705031
>>3705048
Okay, fair enough. I'll judge Sceak impartially in that case. I'm not one of these folk who thinks tripcodes automatically make the poster a cunt - The Butcher for instance is one of the mist knowledgeable and helpful members of /ck/.

>> No.3705066 [DELETED] 

http://ck-essentials.blogspot.com/2012/06/sceak-lcizj2frsw6.html

Explanation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

If anyone has older pictures of Sceak, please forward to ckessentials@gmail.com.

In case you wish to remain Anonymous, use one of the many Anonymous e-mail clients. i.e. a Google search for "anonymous e-mail"

If it doesn't allow attachments, upload to imgur.com and include the link in the body.

Thanks.

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3705071

>>3705048
that made me really sad. If I were a gay dude I would make you my sweet little Sceaktoy and you would be happier and cook more and make some OC for the /ck/.

>> No.3705072

>>3705048
Vegans don't eat fish bro

>> No.3705086

>>3705048

As someone whose journey is similar to yours, I wish you the best.

>> No.3705090

>>3705071

:"D Thanks. I really appreciate.

>> No.3705096

>>3705086

I'm sorry you can see yourself in me or what I said, it's probably not easy so I wish you the best as well.

>> No.3705143

>>3705048
Don't give up hope bro. You're handsome as fuck, intelligent, passionate... once you get the hang of going out, you have your whole life ahead of you, and trust me, it will be rich and fulfilling. Seriously, trust me on this one.

I think anyone here would agree that finding a mate is a mysterious ritual, but when done correctly it only needs to be done once. I am confident you will land on your feet.

And BTW, if you need to go on hiatus, please stop in from time to time. As long as I'm still around you always have a friend here.

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3705165

LOL, how did /ck/ get so sentimental all of a sudden?

Are we actually human?

>> No.3705184

>>3705165
When a bitchy, ugly fatchic falls down, its hilarious.

When a hottie is in distress, we fall all over ourselves to help out.

captcha: these things are getting downright bizarre. and BTW, you can blow off the bullshit translation help word (click the ? next to the refresh for more info).

They don't check that shit.

>> No.3706978

That actually looks somewhat edible, Sceak. Nice to see you're eating like a normal human being lately.