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Post memes from your home board! Let's celebrate the rise of /cock/! And the destruction of /pol/

>> No.33378
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Milhouse is a meme and has been a staple on /co/ for eons
Maybe /cock/ can appreciate him too

>> No.33392

>>33378
SHUT UP MILHOUSE, YOU WILL NEVER BE A MEME.

>> No.33454

>>33218
Does /ck/ like cake?

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>> No.33535

>>33392
milhouse is not a meme is a meme

>> No.33552

>>33535
milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme

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>> No.33583

>>33454
Only if it has a mirror glaze.

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>> No.33711

>>33530
I never understood why is /co/ like that

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Obligatory

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LOYtCJobs5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OUOTlOX6W9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uepkFsa2h5

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>>33530

>Letting filthy lesbo's touch your wife

NO

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>>33530

>> No.33785

>>33711

/co/ has a lot of fucking detectives

The mask is for superheroes cause no shit

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>>33745
>Not marrying them all.
Polygamy a best.

>> No.33830

>>33711
We're detectives that take everything too seriously

>> No.33831

>>33785
its really just based off the spirit

>> No.33840

>>33785
But why superheroes

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>>33867
Why would you post this?

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>>33982

>> No.34062

>>33711
There was a time when all of the board-tans wore suits, probably because of the Green headed Anonymous logo.

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>>33996
DELET THIS

>> No.34075

>>33996

YOU MONSTER!

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>>33867
>>33996

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True fact: the costanza ISHYGDDT meme actually started on /ck/ and spread to /sp/

>> No.34139

>>33996
Is there a more wasteful creature than mankind? Can anyone top our excess?

>> No.34155

>>34139
Jews

>> No.34159
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>>33711
Everyone responding to you is wrong.

This is what /co/-tan is based on.

It makes more sense for us to abandon /co/-tan entirely and make our identity Ultra Comics.

>> No.34170

>>33552
I thought milhouse is not a meme is a meme is also a meme is not a meme

>> No.34188

>>33502
How do they make them so thicc?

My weak baka gaijin pancakes are always thin and floppy

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>>34112
/sp/ vet here
Saw this image associated with ISHYGDDT before costanza

>> No.34211
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Jack is the only meme on ck, all others are just jack detractors trying to keep the board's subject food and cooking

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>>34159
Ultra Comics power is literally being /co/ incarnated if anyone was wondering.

>> No.34222

>>34170
It's like that cat in the box in a superposition. Milhouse is both a meme and not a meme at the same time

>> No.34276

>>34188
Whipped egg whites are folded into the batter.

>> No.34312

>>34201
>saw costanza image associated with ISHYGDDT before costanza

Wut

>> No.34323

>>33840

The majority of /co/ is Marvel and D.C. Shit flinging

The other percent are CN and Disney shit flinging

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>>34276
How many times should I fold them?

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>> No.34376

>>34312
>>34312
This image I posted you spazzoid, not costanza

>> No.34392

Wheres the fucking Jack webms?

>> No.34407

>>34327
Over 10000 times

Actually tho as few as possible to make sure all the air isn't released from the egg whites, or else you'll get a dense rubbery puck.

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>>34392
I don't know which one this is but it's from my jack folder so enjoy.

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>>34343
you rang?

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>>33218
>Blasts techno.

>> No.34438

>>34324

Where did you find a picture of me?

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>>33218
This is from when a /ck/ poster butchered a deer in his bathroom.

>> No.34456

>>34409
I meant /ck/'s Jack. I dont know who that is.

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kept you waiting huh

>> No.34472

>>34188
The super thick ones aren't cooked in a skillet, but a greased rice cooker.

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>>34455

>> No.34495

>>34455
Do you have those photos of the slavs and polacks keeping carp or some shit in their bathtub to keep them alive and fresh before dinner?

>> No.34507
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>>34456
This is Samurai "Premeditated Preschool" Jack.

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Jack Webms aren't really a meme, they're just something everyone on /ck/ loves to post over and over again

>> No.34527

>>34507
Remake this but have the text be yellow, like netflix subtitles.
Will keep it readable.

>> No.34531

>>34455
Roadkill deer at that.

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>>34527
There's an edit with the text given a white outline, but I don't have that one.

>> No.34575

>>33530
>/co, /u/, /ck/
>/co/ became /cuck/

Yeah makes sense...

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>>33218
memes yes.

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>>33867
get off my /cock/

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>>34481
I thought I had a link to the thread but I can't find it

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>>34510

>> No.34681

>>34455
>>34481
>>34606
But why?

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>> No.34694

>>34495
Unfortuantely not. I remember that thread though. They kept them in their bath tub to purge them of the filthy shit in their bodies.

>> No.34704

>>34651
I swear Jack's motto is "If isn't bleeding I can't beat to it."

>> No.34718

>>34681
Because deer meat is delicious?

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>>34681
he hit a deer with his car, would you just let all that venison go to waste?

>> No.34749

>>34682
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34704

>> No.34837

>>34510

Do you not understand what a meme is?

>> No.34848
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>>34778
I hate this so much.
Who the fuck doesn't melt the cheese on top of the burger before assembling the whole thing.
That's honestly more infuriating than the fact that the patty still looks like it could be stitched back on the cow.

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>>34931

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>> No.35025

>>34327
Up to a million times to produce the thicckest pancakes known to mankind. Pancakes are ten times as thicc as French crepes and thrice as tasty for that matter too.

>> No.35033

>>34063
>>33982
>>34075
>>34139
I don't get it what's the problem wit pouring out spoiled milk in the sink?

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>>34931
Fucking jack.

>> No.35065

Truly the DSP of /ck/

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>>35033
>He doesn't know.

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>And the destruction of /pol/

Why the fuck are you braindead faggots from /co/ so obsessed with this? No wonder the rest of the site calls you faggots.

I wished we merged with /fit/ instead. Or /a/.

>> No.35075

Has anyone got the Jack watermelon one?

>> No.35090

>>35005
this makes me angry beyond words

>> No.35139

>>34343
>hypnocake

Holy shit been a while.

>> No.35169

>>35074
>tfw /pol/ is tsundere for /co/

>> No.35190

>>35025
>10 times thicker yet only 3 times as tasty.

so gram per gram they're shit. 3 creps =10 pancakes so 10 crepes would be one pancake sized orgasm.

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watermelon jake as per requisite

>> No.35195

>>35169
Well fuck that homo faggot we're married.

>> No.35218

>>34159
But /co/ doesn't read comics, everybody knows that

>> No.35228

>>34211
Don't forget about our McMemes, sponsored by McDonald's ®!

>> No.35405

>>35190
I actually agree. Though I was just too lazy to edit the pasta properly there.

>> No.35464

>>35193
Redpill me on this guy.

>> No.35519

>>35195
I'm just saying /pol/ is jelly of what we have bby.

>> No.35722

>>35218
Wrong, /co/ doesn't buy Comics

>> No.35799

>>35464
He's a top notch cook and his sauces are the best in the multiverse

>> No.35989
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>>35464
Jack Scalfani was a radio DJ who while starting a sauce business with an associate in California was left in the lurch when the partner abandoned him. He was already financially invested in the business, I believe the sauce recipe was already established and ingredients bought, so he went ahead with it solo. To advertise the BBQ sauce, The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste, he created a youtube channel that featured him cooking recipes and shilling his sauce, named Cooking with Jack. He also has Jack on the Go, where he does food reviews, and has several dead channels which were just vlogs (F as in Frank, Letters to Jack) that he made with his homosexual brother. His main channel shows Jack's first attempt at cooking recipes and generally has at least a few mistakes in them. It has developed to include consumer reporting as a main feature, largely featuring As Seen on TV products in reviews. There is speculation that he is a paid shill, but I don't know much about that.

Jack became a born again christian when he married Tammy Flanders, his wife (pictured) and has incorporated it into his identity with the zeal of a convert. Having divorced a wife with one child, Garrett (A marijuana addict and rap music producer) he went on to consummate the new marriage with the birth of Jack Jr., a pudgy bespectacled child who is seen along side Jack in many of the reviews and recipes.

Jack is a meme because he shows his fuckups on camera and doesn't do even baseline prep work on a lot of his shows, such as when he made yorkshire pudding that turned out as hockey pucks which he said were perfect, or when he demonstrating canning techniques that flew in the face of health guidelines. More or less /ck/ latches on to fuck ups he intentionally leaves in.

He is possibly a homosexual, and despite his preaching of the good news he seems to be a snippy vindictive man who preaches the destruction of Palestine through violence and attends the congregation of a convicted murderer.

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>>35989
I almost forgot about the canning debacle

>> No.36124

>>35989
Hasn't he survived Salmonella something like 4 times?

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>>34555
>>34527

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>>34188
They make them in rice cookers.

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>>36124
I'm afraid you've fallen for the meme anon

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>>36124
surviving salmonella in the first world isn't really an achievement, I believe that image is a response to how his dishes are served extra juicy

>> No.36349

>>35989
Wow, thanks, that was pretty comprehensive.

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Ha ha...very nice to meet you /ck/! As a welcoming gift, I'm going after Gordon Ramsey.

See you all tomorrow on the news after he has a fatal """""heart attack"""""! Excelsior!

>> No.36471

>>36349
he also used to record his family vacations and we can see his cruise to alaska and his trip to disney world. it's amazing how unaware of how annoying he is in public. his self awareness level is 0 and the things he complains about are hilarious, he expected epcot to have world class food

>> No.36583

>>35722

Most of /co/ is cartoons anyway

>> No.36712

>>34682
more like this please. i fell like getting angry today

>> No.36734

>>34139
Concerned with being wasteful?
Stop consuming dairy and other animal products, you wasteful waste of space and energy.

>> No.37035

>>34407
Wait a sec, how do you fold an egg?
This better not be another blue crystal scam

>> No.37133

>>36418
dubs decides who he takes next.

>> No.37220

>>37133
RIP anon

>> No.37248

>>37133
I guess he's taking you anon

>> No.37322

>>36471
How come he's not known outside /ck/? Even with my limited cooking skills I cringe at the webms posted above. And now that you described him, it really looks like he deserves recognition.

>> No.37348

>>37133
Oh, how the tables have turned

>> No.37453

>>37322
because he sucks? he does have a lot of subscribers just because he's been doing it for a decade but I think they're either fake or unused accounts because his videos get less than 5% of his subs to watch them

he has an app for his show and he was on one of the first episodes of west texas investors club where he got thoroughly embarrassed and cried because they said he was a shit cook. one episode he even goes to a potluck for his sons football team and he bitches and moans because he lost the chili making competition and he said it was rigged against him

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>>37322
he's known on /tv/, He tried to sell a share of his sauce company on the West Texas Investors Club (dragon's den ripoff), and started crying when they refused to buy in and said he was just there for free publicity.

he's known on /int/ and is usually posted by obsessed foreigners decrying his dishes to be staple Americana.
I'm sure I've jackposted on other boards and gotten push back, too

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>>36712

>> No.38030

>>33218
why don't you guys like /pol/? we're alright guys

>> No.38072

>>37666
This could use some Interstellar soundtrack.

>> No.38097

>>38030
It's not your political standing, we hate Tumblr too. It's because whenever you or Tumblr decides to come to this board, you post nothing productive. You ask us to spoonfeed you information that you're bitching about and clearly don't know the full context of. You feel every discussion should be about the political implications of something. And whenever you or Tumblr shows up perfectly decent threads die because of it.

>> No.38130

>>33696
I found out that my boss was used to work in site management and actually took that picture. He was describing the story and I said "Wait a second" and just googled him the pic. He couldn't believe it.

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Coffee Carol.

>> No.38185

>>38130
it's a cute picture, please don't tell me the little scamp got blown away afterwards. We've all sneaked a pastry or two.

>> No.38206

>>38097
yeah good point half our population believes in a frog that can predict the future based on post number. Through thic and thin is suppose

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>>38030
>we're alright guys
Yeah we know.

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>>33378
>>33392
>>33535
>>33552
>>34170
>>34222

Nobody memes Millhouse!

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>>38030
>why dont you guys like /pol/

gonna need a bigger hook

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>>35989
>Jack on the Go

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>>34510

>Those fingernails.

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>it's a Jack wastes gas while filming a youtube show episode

I wish all the pain in the world for this man, wasting our precious natural gases on his lazy men recipes

>> No.39143

>>39078
we have more natural gas than we know to do with

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>>38030
setting aside that there isn't really anything about /pol/ that indicates a population of "alright guys", the main problem is that you shitlords leak into other boards and derail fucking everything by spewing ideology everywhere

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>>34681
Animals are food!

>> No.39739

>>35074
But that's the thing, the worst part of /pol/ are all the legit pathetic normies and redditors that came during the election that claim to be oldfags because they're angry about liberals

They had no context for bronies, so they went batshit insane. It was great.

>> No.39779

>>33711
Autism.

>> No.39934

>>39739
could you stop talking about /pol/ you stupid faggot

>> No.40097

>>33218
>the destruction of /pol/
I just checked it now it considerably less shitted up than usual and I'm not even a pol regular

>> No.40290

>>39571
I want an answer to the OP's question too.

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>>36712

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>>40332

>> No.41706

>>34343
>>34425
Wait, what's wrong with using mason jars as drinking glasses? I'm a country-fag and I do it all the time.

>> No.41734

>>34327
eight

>> No.41747

>>41706
It became a normalfag meme on the coasts for a few weeks a couple years ago.

>> No.41826

>>41706
old /ck/

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>>34848
>the patty still looks like it could be stitched back on the cow.

oh that got me

>> No.42175

>>38448
regular ass fingernails you faggot

>> No.42444
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>>42175
yeah Jack has an asian woman take care of his nails, if anything they're better than most

>> No.42919

What about what's her name's pasta sauce recipie that calls for it to be a quarter oil?

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>>42919
Ah yes, sketti.

>> No.43425

>>42919
Oh no wait you meant that video of the chick that almost cuts her fucking hand up cutting an onion. The video's private sadly so I can't remember.

>> No.43457

Is Masaokis a /ck/ meme, or did his videos surface on another site first?

>> No.43611

>>43373
nope, you dumb cock sucking faggot

>> No.43839

>>33535
That doesn't make Milhouse a meme. That only makes "Milhouse is not a meme" a meme.

>> No.43969

>>35989
Loremaster of Jack, you forgot to mention his parenting skills.

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>>43611
Well I mean margarine is basically just oil, and he did put in all of it. So it is half oil, technically. Also apparently all mirrors of the video got taken down so this is the best I can do. You can find the webm of her cutting the onion somewhere.

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>> No.44351

>>43373
I almost threw up

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this is....the power of /cock/....

>> No.44662

>>33867
Fuck right off the edge of my /cock/

>> No.44802

>>33711
We're cosplaying as Will Eisner's The Spirit, who is basically the best comic book character ever made.

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>>43969
Jack made his first son get a job at 14 so he'd become self reliant, but he ended up smoking and dealing marijuana. Jack kicked his 16 year old son out onto the streets after choking him because he aggressively touched his new wife Tammy with the expectation that he'd realize how bad he was and return repentant. His ex-wife and parents took care of the minor which Jack views as undermining his entire authority and enabled him to continue dealing drugs. I guess it wasn't what he wanted but he did become industrious and self reliant in a sense.

He moved from California to Tennessee so that his second son Jack Jr. would be able to attend high school in the bible belt and not have to be taught by social liberals and have disenfranchised drug users as a peer base. I do not know if Jack Jr. is likewise being pushed into or if he has any work, but he seems to be a normal nerd highschooler from what I can tell.

>> No.46198

>>33657
So this is what you plebs do on /ck/ just post girls a having mental breakdowns at the sight of food?

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>>46198
you're welcome back round any time

>> No.46309

>>36583
Not really is just the cartoon flavor of the month being spammed all over the board the other threads are comics or rarely other show

>> No.46903

>>44177
What's the context on this shit?

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>> No.46981

>>45782
>Jack kicked his 16 year old son out onto the streets after choking him because he aggressively touched his new wife Tammy with the expectation that he'd realize how bad he was and return repentant.
How is stuff like this public knowledge? did he have a vlog where he talked about his personal life in detail? I feel like I shouldn't know this much about him.

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>> No.47235

>>46981
https://vid.me/d4Y1

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>>47235
>nonchalantly talking about how he almost killed his son

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>>47573
You don't ever touch a woman
You don't ever touch a woman!

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>>35989
I do not think King Ja/ck/ is gay as he is a board certified tit man

>> No.54332

>>41706
It was a hipster thing coasties did since 2007 as far as I remember

>> No.54503

>>54332
Well fuck those hipster faggots then. Only reason I used them because my great Aunt had a bunch left over when she died and they were in good condition.

>> No.54704

>>34848
Their isnt enough heat in the cow to melt the cheese?

>> No.56047

>>54704
Of course there is- why do you think it comes out as milk and not cheese?

>> No.56281

>>34481
>>34455
I remember everyone saying that the meat might be infected because of the color after he cleaned it and the time it was on the road, but he was gonna risk it anyways.

Did he ever post that he got sick or not afterwards?