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Name three things you can do with this instrument.

>> No.21124066

Open cans

>> No.21124068

>>21124066
plus open beer bottles and slice pizza

>> No.21124073

Shove opener handle up your ass and jerk it until you reach orgasm.

>> No.21124074

>>21124061
Open cans and beer bottles, I didn't know there was a third use?

>> No.21124077

>>21124074
Now you do.

>> No.21124086

what's the point of using this fucking thing in the 21st century when much better can openers exist?

>> No.21124089

>>21124077
>Shove opener handle up your ass and jerk it until you reach orgasm.
>Now you do.
Not everybody here is American, so we don't do this.

>> No.21124090

>>21124086
You sound retarded, this thing just werks

>> No.21124096

Open cans, open bottles and... gut fish? It looks like it'd be really good for gutting fish
>>21124090
>>21124089
Those compass-style ones look like they work a treat but I've never seen one in person

>> No.21124097

>>21124086
It's basic and foolproof. Also it is design classic.

>> No.21124106 [DELETED] 

>>21124090
Doesn't work as well as a swing a way which even incorporates your reddit can opener as a bonus feature.

>> No.21124118

The loop in the middle can be used for something but I forget what. It's not for punching triangular holes in old-style beer and juice cans. Maybe it's to add leverage to a key for the kinds of cans that came with one?

>> No.21124126

>>21124096
>Those compass-style ones look like they work a treat but I've never seen one in person
Yes you could invent lots of different things but as far as I am aware it's just for tins and beer bottles and as mentioned here >>21124118
The middle triangle is just used for leverage.

>> No.21124255

>>21124061
Stab someone who is looking funny at you
Circumcise an infant
Scratch that part of your back you can't easily get with your arms

>> No.21124371

>>21124255
>Scratch that part of your back you can't easily get with your arms
You're fat. I can reach everywhere on my back and I'm ain't skinny

>> No.21124397

>>21124061
I have one with a pointed tip that i use to poke holes in eggs so they don't crack when i drop them into boiling water

>> No.21124404
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21124404

Lmao at the literal women ITT who need special levered and mechanical doohickeys to open something as simple as a soft aluminum can. You know, the kind of metal you could bend with your fingers if you didn't have osteoporosis due to high estrogen? That one.
A young boy can operate pic related but nu/ck/ can't. That's a lmao from me dawg

>> No.21124413

>>21124371
There are a number of issues that can cause a person to have issues reaching their back. The shoulder is a highly complex organ system, which means a lot can go wrong with them. They are not designed for fully efficient arm dexterity while reaching behind oneself.

>> No.21124436

>>21124404
How you doin’, king?

>> No.21124444

>>21124413
Nah. He fat.

>> No.21124445

All three involve cramming.

>> No.21124449

>>21124444
Lotta psychics on 4chan these days

>> No.21124455

>>21124061
>>21124404
I wish they sold these locally where I live. I’ve had to use a knife a number of times in the past.

>> No.21124503

>>21124061
Fuck you
Fuck ya muddah
Fuck ya sistah

>> No.21124536

>>21124449
Nah. I can hear him asking for cake and pie. No psychic powers necessary. He fat. Fat fat fat.

>> No.21124541

>>21124061
Could it be used to remove children's underwear?

>> No.21124616

>>21124536
canid pawnails typed this post

>> No.21124642

>>21124616
Meow

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21124670

>>21124642

>> No.21124693

Open a bottle
Open a can
Jackie Cha
Fuck!

>> No.21124695

>>21124061
Stab, slice, and tear human flesh.

>> No.21124711
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21124711

>>21124536

>> No.21124754

>>21124711
It's a possum cuz he like possum. He a fat boy. Eat'em up good.
>srsly, thanks for posting this pic because the reverse image search led me to that rather entertaining video that my kid and I both liked so now we have something more to watch together

>> No.21124796

>>21124695
You shouldn't do that

>> No.21125019

>>21124061
Open bottles.
Open cans.
Perform an episiotomy.

>> No.21125254

>>21124061
-Open boxes
-Defend against a Shetland pony cavalry charge
-Emergency emergency break handle if your emergency break handle breaks

>> No.21125275

>>21124061
start a jugband

>> No.21125279

>>21124404
Cans are made of steel, not aluminum

>> No.21125351

>>21124061
twist it
bop it
pull it
crammit

>> No.21125387

>>21124089
rent free

>> No.21125418

cram, but you got to be really careful

>> No.21125559

Zoomers btfo.
Bet they don't know what any of the original Swiss army knife tools are for or what "darning" is.

The blade is for cans, the hook can be used for bottles but is also for cans which open from the side which before laminated cans a lot did.
Cigarettes also used to come in cans, they still should.

>> No.21125886

>>21124754
Is it the video about Presidential Pets?

>> No.21125888

>>21124796
Tools are not good nor evil inherently

>> No.21125964

>>21125559
Tobacco ages like wine if it's in a sealed container. The pipe tobacco crowd occasionally finds very old unopened tins of cigarettes and they're supposed to be amazing.

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21126597

>>21124404
>P38

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21127572

>>21124073