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How would you prepare it?

>> No.20823828

>>20823823
Lmao. There are videos of them cooking cats online. Lmao.

>> No.20823834

>>20823823
deport it to mexico, along with the other 21 million

>> No.20823837

I grew up in a city with a ton Haitian immigrants and I never heard or saw anyone be as racist towards them as regular old African-Americans. They had serious and often violent disputes. The animosity came from Haitians taking up all the government resources that were previously given to A-As and the Haitians being so poorly able to assimilate into the community that it made all black people look bad. I learned what a “Haitian shower” is from my black friends dad when I was 8 or 9. It’s putting on a different shirt and dousing yourself in cheap gas station knock off black people cologne.

>> No.20823846

>>20823828
fake news retard

>> No.20823853

>>20823846
>bro just dismiss your intuition, pattern recognition, and testimonies of your neighbours and listen to state owned assets who have fucked you over time and time again
uh huh

>> No.20823863

>>20823823
this is a better preparation IMHO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2c9q6zVp-I

>> No.20823877

J.D. Vance only pushes this story because some haitian immigrants tried to fuck his couch

>> No.20823883

>>20823846
hmmm what about the bodycam video going around twitter of the haitian lady being arrested for eating a raw cat and the cops photographing her bloody teeth?
fake news? AI generated?

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20823885

>>20823823
>cats-hatians.png
>carrying a goose

>> No.20823893

>>20823853
apparently this was a haitian from california or somewhere that wasn't ohio. I hate haitians as much as the black people in this anon's post>>20823837
but you should at least get your facts straight, if you're trying to warn people about these godless retard cave people.

>> No.20823901

>>20823885
Guy isn't haitian either.

>> No.20823902
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20823902

so according to republicans this is the most important thing in american "politics" right now? amazing.

>> No.20823909

>>20823823
You basically fillet the breasts out, cut off the thighs like normal chicken thighs if you want them. Personally I'd stick with just the breasts. As for what to do with them? I'd probably turn them into pastrami.

>> No.20823915
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20823915

>>20823823
That appears to be a Canada Goose, which are not the best birds for roasting whole. The breast meat is the most useful cut. I would probably dice the goose breast and lightly fry the cubes in butter, garlic and Cajun seasoning, aiming for a medium doneness, maybe even medium-rare. Served with mash or polenta.
Thanks for posting this!

>> No.20823945

>>20823853
>bro just be a moron bro don't learn anything bro just be stupid like the rest of us bro

>> No.20823949

>>20823823
I'd probably remove everything that isn't meat and then cook it.

>> No.20823953

>>20823823
Canadian geese are fucking pests. If someone wants to kill and eat them then I'll thank them for their service.

>> No.20824073

>>20823902
No, ABC said it doesn't happen. Stop spreading right wing lies.

>> No.20824076

>>20823945
t. moron

>> No.20824117

>>20823883
The propaganda corporate media told them not to believe in anything but their own approved propaganda reporting.

LMAO

>> No.20824120

>>20824073
>ABC said
You're gonna play this game again with corporate media as authority on truth? LMAO You already memory holed the last 4 years?

>> No.20824137

>>20823883
That was just a black American woman, anon

>> No.20824188

>>20824137
from Haiti

>> No.20824191

>>20824188
>Americans come from Haiti
ya mon

>> No.20824230

In America, aren't ducks at the park covered by the migratory birds act ie it's illegal to take them home?
Like... I'm friends with a local crow to the point that she comes in the house with us sometimes, if only briefly. That's technically illegal, even though crows aren't migratory

>> No.20824233

>>20823823
I wouldn't because it didn't happen stop asking questions and go to sleep.

>> No.20824236

>>20824230
>I believe I'm a criminal because a crow followed me home
retard

>> No.20824237

>>20823823
Add Lawry's salt
Throw into oven
Eat

>> No.20824263

>>20824236
No, I know I'm a criminal cuz I've stolen tens of thousands of dollars. The crow is just a bonus.

>> No.20824267

>>20823823
I don't know, I'm not a cannibal.

>> No.20824280

>>20824267
I think you've gone quackers.

>> No.20824285

Slow cook it. I had a lao guy slow cook an owl once and it was surprisingly good

>> No.20824367
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20824367

>>20824285
sounds like a real hoot

>> No.20824368

>>20823837
In sweden we call that a turk shower lel

>> No.20824369

>>20824230
You're just imagining things the crow probably doesn't even remember your name

>> No.20824423

>>20823823
Ngl, I always thought they looked delicious

>> No.20824454

>>20824120
Stop being such a fascist anon. The government and their friends in the media wouldn't lie to us.

>> No.20824501

>you didn’t see graphite on the ground BECAUSE IT ISNT THERE

>> No.20824509

>>20823823
first i'd dig up ye olde bull whip, then i'd get to crackin

>> No.20824517

Extremely fucked up to eat a goose. That is a sacred animal in america. Learn our culture before you move here!

>> No.20824532

>>20823915
>>20823953
Are wild Canada Geese even edible? They seem like the kind of creature to subsist off of black road sludge in the winter. I know our corn-fed birds aren't much better, but these things are probably walking toxic waste dumps.

>> No.20824544

>>20824517
what? just another bird

>>20824532
of course they're edible...

>> No.20824545

>>20823953
based

>> No.20824546

>>20824532
They eat grass and worms... Probably healthier to eat than livestock

>> No.20824547

>>20823823
>Man cooks and eats a GOOSE
Oh my heckin trumperino!
Get these savages out of here!! I bet they even used spices, the barbarians!

>> No.20824553

>>20824546
Uh, you first...

>> No.20824560

>>20824553
Sure, I'll even shoot it and cook it

>> No.20824563

>>20824560
It probably violates US law, but a Canada Goose cookalong would be pretty great.

>> No.20824578

>>20824547
Blood isn't a spice Demarius....

>> No.20824581

>>20824563
Just need a license to hunt and a good location

>> No.20824617

>>20824230
>In America, aren't ducks at the park covered by the migratory birds act ie it's illegal to take them home?
Most ducks and geese are protected from uncontrolled hunting by the migratory birds act. However, all you need to do is pay for a cheap migratory bird stamp and abide by your states relevant hunting laws to legally hunt them. For my state, Canadian geese season ranges from the start of September through the end of February depending on the region, and the amount you can hunt has a daily limit between 8 and 15 during the earlier season and between 2 and 8 during the latter hunting seasons, depending on the region. There's also a possession limit (total in field, at home, in transit, or in storage), which is 3x the daily limit.

>>20824532
Wild Canadian geese are fine. Maybe a little gamy, such that you wouldn't want to make burgers from their breasts without cutting in another meat. But they're fine with most other preparations.
It's the wild but not migratory Canadian geese that are somewhat ironically worse tasting. These resident Canadian geese that have decided they found prime real estate and don't need to actually migrate anymore. Their meat is still edible, but I'd recommend a less fresh preparation for their breasts, like jerky or pastrami.

>> No.20824619

>>20823823
>How would you prepare it?
The Black person of color?
This isn't /pol/...

>> No.20824666

>>20824617
>These resident Canadian geese that have decided they found prime real estate and don't need to actually migrate anymore.

That's exactly what I meant. Those fuckers don't migrate now. They just hunker down and wait. IU would not want to eat such a parasitic creature. I'd sooner eat a crow.

>> No.20824674

>>20823893
it was a Haitian in Columbus Ohio who was carrying a freshly killed goose. different city, same shit.

>> No.20824678

>>20824674
Hatians and Somalians aren't great, but they aren't Kiaboyz driving cars into the Short North retaurants.

>> No.20824688

>>20823883
>a single video = thousands of pets being killed and eaten
if this were actually happening there would be news stories about it everywhere

>> No.20824697

>>20824369
She let us pet her once or twice, too. Still won't let us pick her up but she's very comfortable with us but not others. Because she's a crow and all crows look alike (das raysiss!) we can only tell her apart by her behaviour. If she doesn't fly away when one of us approaches her, it's our crow friend. If she approaches us, it's our crow friend. She's nice. We feed her unsalted peanuts and small bits of raw ground beef.

>> No.20824710

>>20824697
based

>> No.20824712

>>20824697
How do you know its a female? Also I live rurally and there is a small group of crows I like to watch and there is one solitary crow that never interacts with the others or ever makes a sound. Any tips on befriending these guys?

>> No.20824726

>>20824617
Migratory birds like canada geese yield extremely tough meat. This is because they use their muscles to migrate which is rather strenuous.

>> No.20824742

>>20824712
We just assume. I don't really know but the missus named her Munin after the Brawlhala character which is herself named after Munnin one of Odin's [male] ravens. Munin in the game is female so she's female.
>>20824712
Just offer them unsalted peanuts or other food when you see them. Don't leave the food out cuz then they won't associate it with you. After some time, they'll know you're friendly and will start to let you be close or even touch them. We got the idea after this Swiss guy on /an/ took in a crow who wakes him up in the morning by hopping up and down on his chest and he feeds it and it lets him pet and hold it.
It's pretty awesome. He buys pinky mice for it and bakes for it (pinky mouse frittatas). He even have it a steak once

>> No.20824857

>>20824726
Tenderize it and throw it in a stir fry