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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Do you ever act like you're having an orgasm while eating something to make people jealous?

>> No.20627187

Only while pleasuring your mom orally.

>> No.20627192

>>20627181
people who compare food to sex are just generally gross people

>> No.20627201

>>20627192
thats only if you're one of those weirdos that sees sex or food or both as something teehee dirty like people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns for laughs. theres nothing wrong with getting pleasure out of eating or sex or comparing them

>> No.20627207

>>20627201
keep telling yourself that bro

>> No.20627210

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats

>> No.20627349

>>20627192
This anon understands retards.

>> No.20627414

>act
No. Not act.
>>20627201
>people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns
wut

>> No.20627558

>>20627201
>like people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns for laughs
the fuck are you talking about

>> No.20627866

>>20627192
Why are they so different? You need nutrition inserted in your mouth to keep yourself alive, surely; but also down in the other end to keep the species alive, too. Other than the time frames involved, and the sexual differentiation, how is that much different? You're fed in one hole or the other (half of us, anyway).

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>>20627181
>I'll have what she's having

>> No.20627950

I keep a straight face and don’t make any sound when I orgasm.

>> No.20628090

>>20627950
What about when you eat?

>> No.20628099

>>20628090
I hate eating with people. I eat like a dog, alone and in peace.

>> No.20628122

>>20628099
Never said anything about people. What kind of orgasmic mannerisms do you exhibit when eating?

>> No.20628137

>>20627181
orgasm? no. intense joy. yes but only if it's a legit 10/10, which almost never happens. just maybe a few dozen times in 33 years.

>> No.20628231

>>20628122
I might close my eyes for a few seconds and savor the flavor, but it’s not important whether anyone sees me do it. It’s not some kind of signal intented to provoke jealousy.

>> No.20628373

>>20627181
No
I hate when people oversell reactions to food.
NO FOOD IS THAT GOOD. Sometimes I'm surprised with how good something but it will never make me roll my eyes back in my head and go WAAAAAU GUYS

t. not a "foodie"

>> No.20628378

>>20628099
>I eat like a dog, alone and in peace.
Based
I do this too

>> No.20629726

>>20627866
its like any other fetish where people get off on shit that should be just normal everyday shit, no one wants to be around creeps who cum from using public restrooms or some shit

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>>20627181
sure do

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>>20629728
100% agree

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>>20629731
>bites into orgasm inducing food

>> No.20629739

Why aren't there any boomers ITT saying the "I'll have what she's having" line?

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>>20629739
Not a boomer, but 'I'll have what she's having.'

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>>20629731
continue

>> No.20629773

>>20628137
only time I've ever experienced happiness from food was making a homemade pizza from garden tomatoes and eating it alone watching tv

>> No.20629779

>>20627947
kek

>> No.20629790

>>20628231
>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
>I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>> No.20629793

>>20629728
Wtf masturbating doesn't feel that good

>> No.20629794

>>20629739
>>20627947
Maybe read the thread before you reply

>> No.20629799

>>20629793
It does if you know how to goon properly

>> No.20629800

>>20629739
Scroll up, idiot.

>> No.20629805

>>20629799
I'm broken.

>> No.20630037

>>20627181
I always cum in my daughter's food without her knowing. (It's ok she is 18)

>> No.20630160

>>20630037
uhmm *raises paw*
I'll have what SHE'S having..~!

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>>20627950

>> No.20630321

>>20627201
how fat are you?
are you a feeder?

>> No.20630379

>>20628099
No one must see me eat.

>> No.20630635

>>20629753
Kek