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>makes eggs twice as fast
>always consistent
tell me why i shouldnt microwave all my eggs in this, apart from microplastics memes

>> No.20609818

>>20609798
microplastics

>> No.20609827

>>20609798 >>20609818
>OH NO MICROPLASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OH NO MICROPLASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OH NO MICROPLASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>will it shorten my life?
>no
who cares

>> No.20609829

>>20609818
Just don't use a plastic cutting board.

>> No.20609832

>>20609827
>>20609829
how hard is it to microwave your eggs in glass though, youre lying if you say plastic doesnt change the way it tastes

>> No.20609836

>>20609832
>you're lying
nope, you're just saying bullshit. it doesn't taste any different. fucking scum

>> No.20609837

because you shouldnt have a microwave, its a meme appliance designed to make food worse

>> No.20609839

>>20609832
Just put a paper plate over the glass bowl. Or get one of those ceramic as seen on TV microwave cookers.

>> No.20609849
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20609849

>>20609798
It looks like you need to add a salad shooter so can have some greenery.

>> No.20609859

>>20609837
I used to think that microwave ovens were evil but I've come to know that they're great for reheating stuff like leftover Chinese food.

>> No.20609879

>>20609836
>fucking scum
jesus dude

>> No.20609882

>>20609849
>ooohhh goddd I'm gonna salad shooot

>> No.20609891
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20609891

>>20609798

>> No.20609910

>>20609882
If you eat enough greenery then you too can become a sexual tyrannosaurus just like me

>> No.20609970

>>20609798
I doubt it would be too difficult to find a ceramic version of that

>> No.20609973

>>20609798
Why would I microwave my eggs? Last time I checked, I wasn't a fucking thundercunt

>> No.20609986

>>20609859
reheat in a pan or oven like your forefathers and their forefathers before them, as they have done for thousands of years since the days of Conrad the Cook
or just order an appropriate amount of food and finish it
I am not ordering a 250 dollar reheating machine

>> No.20609992

Blud I want one of them McDonald’s things where you close it and put it in a fire and your egg comes out ready to go on a egg McMuffin

>> No.20609999

>>20609992
Remember when you got the large dragon dildo and you ended up disappointed because it didn't do the job for you? This is the same, don't buy this and be disappointed again

>> No.20610145

>>20609798
fucking brainlet cunt
pour a few drops of water over an egg in a glass and blast away
you're not getting runny yolks anyway, might as well nuke it

>> No.20610160

>>20609827
microplastics will probably extend your life by making you feminine.

>> No.20610165

>>20609836
Shalom

>> No.20610286

>>20610165
>things i don't like i reply with "shalom"
ok thanks rabbi

>> No.20610303

>>20609798
Cracking eggs over toast putting them in the toaster oven is way tastier. I don't mind waiting 5 minutes instead of 2

>> No.20610468

>>20609827
>t. microplastic

>> No.20610665

>>20610468
dunno what this means. people are living longer than ever and have as many diseases as they ever did. so you can shove your microplastic bullshit up your transsexual black zoomer ass, faggot. microplastics is the new seed oils is the new trans fat is the new climate change is the new god is mad at us is the new the sun is mad at us is the new etc

>> No.20610697

>>20610665
based schizo poster

>> No.20610701

>>20610697
>truth is schizo
based severe retardation

>> No.20610709

>>20609798
Why is everyone on /ck/ so fucking stupid

>> No.20610720

>>20610709
>Why is everyone on 4chan so fucking stupid
>why is the website that has the single highest group of actual schizophrenics, unemployed and unemployable neet dropout moron losers, super low iq retards, non whites, women, and homosexuals that are allowed to post anonymously with zero barrier to entry so fucking stupid?
gee i wonder

>> No.20610750

>>20609798
Aren't microwaved eggs all rubbery and slubbery?

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20610773

>>20609798
>Micro plastics in microwaved eggs
>Not using a $2 ceramic bowl
Anon is actually retarded

>> No.20610777

>>20609986
A good ol cast iron skillet will last for hundreds of years and can be used to bash enemies over their heads

>> No.20611140

Cholesterol in eggs is good for you. But microwaving oxidizes the cholesterol. Oxidized cholesterol is a cause of alzheimer's.

>> No.20611148

>>20609798
Show a picture of the ‘cooked’ egg.
I’m slightly interested.

>> No.20611161

>>20609859
>t. Big Microwave