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Do you ever buy some kind of food item and kinda, this is hard to explain, like roleplay with it? Like you buy some bread from the store and you're like I WENT TO THE MARKET TO BUY ME BREAD. and you like appreciate it more because you feel like a peasant, like I will buy me bread and enjoy me bread at my home.

You know what I'm talkin bout?

>> No.20600527

Yes whenever I cook Japanese food with my Japanese knives I pretend that I'm Japanese
Whenever I cook food like Biryani or Pilaf I like to pretend that I'm on the silk road in an exotic town

>> No.20600528

>>20600521
Gay buttsex

>> No.20600529

>>20600521
I know you crave attention

>> No.20600533

>>20600529
i know you do too, because you posted literally anything, that shows that you, in some capacity, "want attention", okay genius you got me

>> No.20600534

My grocery store sells poke bowls and when I buy one I like to pretend that my waifu lovingly made it especially for me.

>> No.20600540

>>20600534
>>20600527
I knew the weebs would get it, because I do the same thing.

>> No.20600555
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20600555

Whenever its foggy out and I'm having a tuna/egg salad sandwitch or pot pie I like to pretend I'm in the world of the dishonred series which is basically a gloried steam punk industrial Britain.

Sometimes for lunch I'll have cheese, salami and bread and pretend I'm Italian too.

I refuse to play the Yakuza game without cognac.

>> No.20600571

>>20600555
Oh man the Yakuza games just make you want to drink.

>> No.20600730

>>20600529
what is wrong with that

>> No.20600753

I like to buy hot dogs and force them whole down my gullet, pretending that it's a man's knob

>> No.20600768

>>20600730
only hot women should get attention, not ugly NEET incel frogposters

>> No.20600772

>>20600768
I'm not ugly. I'm actually a pretty good looking guy.

>> No.20600783

>>20600768
all good souls deserve love, being a frog poster retard doesnt make him irredeemable

>> No.20600790

>>20600783
I'm not a retard either I'm 145 IQ. I just like the frog.