/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20596321]

Which loaf would you want?

[Anonymous No.20596323]

>>20596321
You classic batard bitch

[Anonymous No.20596324]

>>20596321
I hope that's not ameribux. Even in dollarydoos that's horrendously overpriced.

[Anonymous No.20596327]

>>20596321
All of these loaves look like Bono. No thanks

[Anonymous No.20596354]

>>20596321
>10+ dollars for a loaf of basic burnt bread
I'll just have a complimentary glass of water and I'll be leaving a nasty shit in your bathroom thanks.

[Anonymous No.20596379]

>>20596321
Multigrain Pullman. That's a big boy, it would make some huge sandwiches. $13 is cityfolx prices. They deserve to overpay because they are useless people :)

[Anonymous No.20596388]

>>20596321
If you've ever read history books then you know that when bread becomes overpriced things get interesting

[Anonymous No.20596389]

>>20596321
None of that burnt shit..I'll go home and bake my own.

[Anonymous No.20596393]

>>20596327
Underrated

[Anonymous No.20596421]

>>20596389
you may be able to bake but you sure as fuck don't know how to focus a camera

[Anonymous No.20596426]

>>20596321
Rye for me

[Anonymous No.20596434]

>>20596421
No, I do...focus ring is fucked and I have to replace it.
Looks like a trip to /p/ 4 me

[Anonymous No.20596468]

>>20596321
Maybe it's the poor lighting but they all look burnt.

[Anonymous No.20596485]

>>20596321

certainly not 'pullman' as i'm not gay so i dont pull men

[Anonymous No.20596493]

>>20596321
gotta have the classic batard

[Anonymous No.20596526]

>>20596321
what a fucking awful bakery
most offensively overpriced shit I've ever seen
it's fucking bread you retards

[Anonymous No.20596546]

>>20596324
They use the expensive wheat. Even in Canada it is that price.

[Anonymous No.20596551]

>>20596389
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.20596559]

Sprouted rye and 30 cracked oat cookies. Extra crack *wink*

[Anonymous No.20596566]

>>20596551
Nope! And I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.
Now run along, kid, the adults are talking.

[Anonymous No.20596907]

>>20596321
The cheapest. They all taste the same

[Anonymous No.20596913]

>>20596324
It's pretty typical. The worst sliced bread is $2 a loaf and halfway-decent sliced bread is $5 a loaf. Only aristos buy fresh baked.

[Anonymous No.20596940]

>>20596546
what do you mean 'even' in Canada, I would expect it to cost more in Canada if anything

[Anonymous No.20597064]

>out of $1s
>literally has a handful of $1s
I don’t buy from scam artists

[Anonymous No.20597111]

This guy is selling burnt bread on top of a folding table in a parking lot. There's no water or toilet.

[Anonymous No.20597132]

Exact change only and a tip jar. I am angry beyond words

[Anonymous No.20597140]

>>20597111
Worst of all, he's brown

[Anonymous No.20597155]

>>20596434
Nice broule, bro. What camera do you have?

[Anonymous No.20597275]

>>20596321
why are they all burned to shit?

[Anonymous No.20597683]

>>20597275
If the customers are dumb enough to buy a loaf of bread for $11 they're dumb enough to buy a loaf of burnt bread for $11.

[Anonymous No.20597701]

>>20596321
Nigger I'm not paying 13 dollars for bread unless it's some magic pussy infatuation spell bread

I can pay 1.50 for a loaf of french bread at HEB if I have the craving and that's good enough for me

5 dollar for decent rye for reubens is as high as i go

[Anonymous No.20597728]

>>20596321
>$13 for a pullman loaf when I can buy the pan for like $25

[Anonymous No.20597791]

>exact change neaye

[Anonymous No.20597795]

>>20596321
I don't want any of those loaves

[Anonymous No.20597984]

>>20597155
canon sd1100sureshot..
I bought another on Ebay for parts after trying all the usual simple fixes:(vaccuum, factory reset,etc.) had it all the way apart, fixed the lens error manually, then all the way back together--only to have it shit again.
I'll probably just buy a new lens assemby at aliexpress for $23.
Great little camera. served me well since 2008.
Also-that bread is a no-knead recipe.
the damn SIMPLEST bread I've ever made.
the trick is the high hydration, 8(+) hour cold ferment and a good preheated dutch oven...I haven't bought bread for almost a year now.

[Anonymous No.20597989]

>>20596389
you will always be a woman

[Anonymous No.20597991]

>20597984
>sureshot
OOps, Powershot.
>>20597989
lel..

[Anonymous No.20598053]

>>20596321
They're all burnt wtf

[Anonymous No.20598059]

>>20596546
>the expensive wheat
wtf does this even mean
wheat is wheat is wheat
it's all garbage anyway

[Anonymous No.20598062]

>>20596566
nice pussy :)

[Anonymous No.20598064]

>>20596559
So if you can make it even half a day from explosion, you're more-or-less good to go on the air safety front?

[Anonymous No.20598079]

>>20598062
Yeah, she and her sis are great. Both came to me as 3 month olds right before a -30°F freeze in December almost 7 years ago.
A can of chicken and a bowl of dry food, and they decided I was good enough of a monkey to stay with.
They aren't much for bread though.
If Anons ITT haven't tried a no-knead variation, and DO have a dutch oven, I highly recommend. a decent enough Dutchie can be had for >$50. It doesn't have to be a high end one, as you'll just be using it like a bakers cloche, and the dough goes onto a large square of parchment.

[Anonymous No.20598158]

>>20598064
2 weeks is considered generally safe to do essential work outside. 48 hours is considered "safe enough" for very short, essential trips outside, basically running to get some water and running back.

Max limit for a normal occupation per year is .5R - even after 48 hours you're getting 20 times that per hour.

600R you die and at 450R your chance to die is 50%. Even in the single digits you're increasing your lifetime chance of getting cancer by a substantial amount. Same reason they don't give PET scans to people that don't need them. If you scan comes up clean you basically just increased your risk of cancer for the rest of your life for nothing.

[Anonymous No.20598193]

>>20596321
>some burnt hunk of shit for ten ($10) dollarinos
I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass on this generous offer
I can get a tasty baguette for under 2 eurobux at the lidl next door

[Anonymous No.20598209]

>>20596327
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh

[Anonymous No.20598225]

>>20596321
>$13/20 for a loaf of bread
California?

[Anonymous No.20598307]

>>20596321
>see this
>walk up to him
>he's anticipating my order
>I just say fuck you and walk away

[Anonymous No.20598311]

>>20596321
That bread looks so bad I'd feel guilty feeding it to crows.

[Anonymous No.20598350]

for what

[Anonymous No.20598403]

>>20598350
Here's a tip for ya, pull your bread out the oven before it burns next time!

[Anonymous No.20598488]

>out of 1's
>literal 1 in his hand

fucking liar

[Anonymous No.20598499]

>>20596321
Are these baked with cocaine? or is the price per bakers dozen (13 loafs)

[Anonymous No.20598603]

I use my EBT at this place and get everything half off (which is the fucking price it should be) it's from She Wolf bakery and everything is actually really good, ill buy a baguette to eat throughout the whole day making 3 different sandwhiches etc, for me the 7$ multigrain pullman is the best and lasts a week making danish sandwhiches. The batard is pretty hit or miss and so is the plain pullman.

[Anonymous No.20598612]

>>20598603
>I use my EBT

[Anonymous No.20598616]

>>20598612
I work in mostly cash and any chance to fuck over the feds for free bread and organic veg is fine with me

[Anonymous No.20598778]

>>20598603
>lasts a week
how is it not moldy by like day 5

[Anonymous No.20599169]

>>20598403
kekked

[Anonymous No.20599186]

>>20596321
What the fuck, that guy has literally identical handwriting to me, first time I've ever seen that

Cracked oat cookie, but if I had to go with a loaf, sprouted rye. If price is an object, classic, because $20 for bread is beyond absurd

[Anonymous No.20600274]

>>20596321
>passing the card processing fees onto the customer
Always a bad sign