/ck/ webm thread

[Anonymous No.20583574]

[Anonymous No.20583576]

inb4 that one guy spams those same webms as the last 30 threads again

[Anonymous No.20583673]

>>20583574
sexo

[Anonymous No.20583710]

>>20583574
I saw that, they had to look to make sure that didn't give them a boner they think I missed it but I saw and now I know the fetish they unlocked

[Anonymous No.20583738]

[Anonymous No.20583771]

>>20583710
>they
only one person is across from her

[Anonymous No.20583774]

>>20583771
You don't know that. How do you know that? Prove it to me right now.

[Anonymous No.20583787]

>>20583574
Women trying to act tough is so annoying

[Anonymous No.20583788]

>>20583787
incels complaining about everything women do is so annoying

[Anonymous No.20583849]

[Anonymous No.20583872]

>>20583849
>food has microscopic bugs on it
no shit, sherlock

[Anonymous No.20583891]

[Anonymous No.20583896]

>>20583849
free protein. bugs can be harnessed to make really delicious food

[Anonymous No.20584001]

>>20583849
wait until you hear about whats on your skin 24/7

[Anonymous No.20584045]

>>20583574
She looks like she could fix a failing jukebox with a single slap.
>tfw no gook Fons gf

[Anonymous No.20584054]

>>20583574
Boner

[Anonymous No.20584063]

>>20584045
>Fons
ESL detected

[Anonymous No.20584071]

>>20584063
Zoomer detected. "The fons" is apropos.

[Anonymous No.20584074]

>>20584071
>Zoomer detected. "The fons" is apropos.
It's spelled appropriate in English. Now get back to the yardwork.

[Anonymous No.20584106]

[Anonymous No.20584108]

uhh arent we supposed to talk about the corn instead of the girl

[Anonymous No.20584123]

>>20584106
Is that Star Trek?

[Anonymous No.20584135]

[Anonymous No.20584142]

>>20584001
Not just the skin, but on your carpet and bed sheets. Even your hair.

[Anonymous No.20584145]

>>20583574
Where do I get a corn gf

[Anonymous No.20584149]

>>20584145

[Anonymous No.20584168]

>>20584149
is this real?

[Anonymous No.20584191]

>>20584168
>Magic

[Anonymous No.20584194]

[Anonymous No.20584257]

[Anonymous No.20584273]

>>20584074
Apropos is an English word my friend. I'm not an ESL, but if you arent; you should be embarrassed

[Anonymous No.20584309]

>>20584123
DS9 S7 - Badda Bing, Badda Bang
It's the Ocean's 11 episode.

[Anonymous No.20584333]

>>20584142
I'm pretty sure there's no cum on my carpet actually

[Anonymous No.20584341]

>>20583787
I like it. For me it’s the novelty and the nice smells

[Anonymous No.20584342]

>>20583774
She's got her arm resting on the seat next to her
That seat is empty

[Anonymous No.20584367]

>>20584273
You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're posting on /CK/

[Anonymous No.20584389]

>>20583849
i knew noodles had nutrients

[Anonymous No.20584399]

>>20584071
>apropos

[Anonymous No.20584642]

>>20583849
Brother I have been to many vending machines and I promise when the can of soda touches the bottom it collects an entire subspecies before it touches my hand and an entire ecosystem before I take a sip.

Hell I even once had a spider/or beetle on my bag of chips when I got it out. Its not that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.20584788]

>>20584342
Ok the seat next to her is likely empty then, what does that have to do with how many people could be across from her?

[Anonymous No.20584792]

>no eggposting

[Anonymous No.20584802]

>>20584309
Fuckin nerd

[Anonymous No.20584804]

>>20583787
she is so obviously doing it in jest, idk how u can call this acting tough

[Anonymous No.20584807]

>>20583849
you vill eat ze bugz

[Anonymous No.20584810]

>>20584045
>>20584063
>>20584074
Its "Fonz" you worthless fucking pseuds

[Anonymous No.20584815]

>>20584810
pfft
henry stinkler

[Anonymous No.20584832]

>>20584145
go to where the corn is
the girl will follow

[Anonymous No.20584858]

>>20584145
Give her a bouquet of elotes. Someone post the webm please I don't have it

[Anonymous No.20584879]

>>20583787
Yup
it's like seeing bicyclists on the highway

[Anonymous No.20584908]

>>20584191
I am a great magician

[Anonymous No.20584934]

>>20583849
So are these videos fake or not

[Anonymous No.20584943]

>>20584333
I'm pretty sure you're wrong

[Anonymous No.20584963]

>>20584934
It's a psyop to slowly make us more comfortable with the idea of eating bugs by making us think we already have been

[Anonymous No.20584990]

>/ck/ thread
>no ja/ck/ or english housewife cooking

[Anonymous No.20585011]

>>20584191
You can see that the kid knows it's bullshit, she just doesn't know how it's done.

[Anonymous No.20585036]

>>20584990
yeah this thread sucks i wanna see the same images i see in every other thread not new ones

[Anonymous No.20585062]

>>20584990
Is that easy to cook?
It looks like it takes a lot of wok

[Anonymous No.20585070]

>>20583787
only when a white woman/jew does it. when asians do it it's cute and I want to kiss them on the forehead

[Anonymous No.20585080]

>>20583574
Post the one where she cracks open a beer

[Anonymous No.20585087]

>>20584135
The heat of Machu Picchu cooks the fish

[Anonymous No.20585096]

>>20584191
>Her eyes when he made it pink
She wanted the D so bad

[Anonymous No.20585143]

>>20584792
Indians seem to constantly stare and have zero shame or self awareness, it reminds me of a toddler. I would fuck some of their women though.

[Anonymous No.20585147]

>>20585143
>Indians seem to constantly stare and have zero shame or self awareness
If some dick snap came up with a phone and started filming I'd stare at the bloody bastard too.

[Anonymous No.20585157]

>>20584804
women are not funny

[Anonymous No.20585162]

>>20585096
Kys today

[Anonymous No.20585167]

>>20585157
you will never be funny

[Anonymous No.20585201]

>>20585157
u dont get laid and ur mad about it
make a single woman friend

[Anonymous No.20585247]

>>20584990
God bless Kay's heart.

[Anonymous No.20585303]

>>20584054
>>20583710
>>20583673
>>20584145
dang! lots of weebs here... probably mexicans tho

[Anonymous No.20585540]

>>20585303
Japanese cooking website

[Anonymous No.20585713]

can someone post that strawberry confection video?

[Anonymous No.20585938]

everytime i feel a little down i just lay my eyes on this webm
humanity aint so bad after all

[Anonymous No.20585957]

>>20585540
Show me the last meal you knitted

[Anonymous No.20585973]

>>20585957
No worries just give me a day or two haha! Nah you're alright mate I'm just kidding

[Anonymous No.20585989]

>>20585938
this is woodman's in Wisconsin. their selections are huge as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20585990]

>>20583787
What if they're just like.. dudes chocks? Like tom boys?

[Anonymous No.20585993]

>>20584135
Those dudes cute. Who wants to eat at that raisin Jiros shop when you got these qts?

[Anonymous No.20586001]

>>20583738
this one makes me kek every time

[Anonymous No.20586005]

>>20583576
sick of the guy who complains every thread

[Anonymous No.20586006]

>>20583787
that girl looks like she could kill without a second thought

[Anonymous No.20586017]

>>20585938
ah yes, the surfeit of choice in consumer goods and trifles to distract from the relative dearth of choice most have in more substantive aspects of their lives. beautiful.

[Anonymous No.20586031]

>>20584908
We're is the link?

[Anonymous No.20586049]

>>20586017
you don't get it
its not just consumer goods
its pizza

[Anonymous No.20586098]

>>20584257
Is this his Mom or Sister? If its his wife or gf, they've got problems.

[Anonymous No.20586234]

>>20583849
I once ate a protein bar at the gym after touching the gym barbells, this shit ain't nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.20586242]

>>20585938
This is why my country will win ww3. My country eating roast duck while americunts eating pizza.

[Anonymous No.20586254]

>>20584990
I am just now learning about Jack. He's had 4 strokes right? How close time wise were they?

[Anonymous No.20586257]

[Anonymous No.20586304]

>>20586242
war has no winners anon

[Anonymous No.20586339]

>>20586254
2 were within 30 hours

[Anonymous No.20586355]

>>20586049
i for one am glad you are happy. Pizza also makes me happy

[Anonymous No.20586359]

>>20584963
this

[Anonymous No.20586364]

>>20584191
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TToTT

[Anonymous No.20586400]

[Anonymous No.20586414]

>>20585062
Woks are versatile as fuck, but no experienced cook would use one for that purpose. Also, it looks too pristine and lacking any actual patina.

[Anonymous No.20586416]

>>20583849

i'm just getting over bacterial throat infection from just touching the buttons on my uncles grimy-ass remote

[Anonymous No.20586421]

[Anonymous No.20586448]

>>20585011
the blue->pink cupcake is a toy than can change colors. the one he eats was real. the video was edited and removed some scenes to help hide the illusion.

[Anonymous No.20586450]

>>20585938
this just tells me that there are too many frozen pizza companies. go and make some real products you lazy fucks.

[Anonymous No.20586525]

>>20584194
what is this?

[Anonymous No.20586542]

>>20586525
chinese people shopping

[Anonymous No.20586544]

>>20586525
theyre called grabby aunties or something. they basically go to buffets and just steal as much food as they can by putting it into bags. >>20586542
it seems its just older chink women though, theres videos of people stopping them

[Anonymous No.20586570]

[Anonymous No.20586571]

>>20584273
It's a word but you used it wrong because you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.20586579]

>>20586448
>That's what I was thinking...

[Anonymous No.20586584]

[Anonymous No.20586587]

>>20583574
i would have sex with her, but only if she consented, and was also a decent person in every other way i knew her

[Anonymous No.20586620]

>>20584135
I went to a fancy place that cooked the fish like that. Except the fish were still alive. So yeah they stick a stick through the pussyhole and out the mouth of a still living fish then you watch it squirm as it gets cooked alive in front of you.
Tasty though.

[Anonymous No.20586622]

>>20584191
Why's she dressed like such a little slut wtf?

[Anonymous No.20586625]

>>20586622
you know, that reason

[Anonymous No.20586626]

>>20586525
Communism creating a sense of 'get what you can now'. That's why they'll fish the ocean bare and eat birds in the park.

[Anonymous No.20586627]

>>20586626
Name one thing wrong with getting rid of all the fish or eating park birds
It hurts nobody, mind your own beeswax

[Anonymous No.20586637]

>>20586627
>Name one thing wrong with getting rid of all the fish or eating park birds
>It hurts nobody, mind your own beeswax

[Anonymous No.20586674]

>>20583574
Cring

[Anonymous No.20586695]

>>20585938
I will always maintain that people obsessed with pizza are no different than the weird bacon fags that were loud around the 2010s

[Anonymous No.20586705]

[Anonymous No.20586710]

[Anonymous No.20586713]

[Anonymous No.20586715]

>>20583891
>Greg that was for the whole table
>Oi blimey ya dang wanka fookin luv sum parmason on me noodles damn romuns don no no good mount to add do guvna

[Anonymous No.20586725]

>>20584934
Most likely fake. And even if not fake, you have a miniscule chance of finding such bugs in your packet of brand new instant noodles.
There is a whole genre of such "PSA" type of videos in the Asian parts of the internet. These videos are basically there to "warn" Asian boomers about general everyday topics such as common scams, adulteration in foods, things to look out for when buying vegetables, etc. Boomers love these and share them with their friends and pride themselves for being worldly wise. The thing they never do think. They think anyone will actually adulterated cheap fucking low quality white rice with plastic grains which is relatively expensive, just because their favourite retarded PSA video channel released a video which looks halfway legitimate.
To cherry the cake, the success of these PSA channels in most Asian countries, a lot of copycat fake channels have popped up which basically make up stuff. Like they make PSA videos to make these boomers aware of crimes/scams/adulteration in foods which never happened.
The entire thing would be funny if 60 year old boomers weren't being misled en masse every day.

[Anonymous No.20586742]

>>20583787
i agree. i hate that kind of video. i have a gf too so dont call me an incel

[Anonymous No.20586745]

>>20584145
Illinois or Michigan.

[Anonymous No.20586784]

>>20585247
When you look at the ingredients for a meatloaf, but you don't actually read how to make it

[Anonymous No.20586801]

>>20586584
Giga wagie

[Anonymous No.20586813]

>>20585938
lol nice filename. euros seething

[Anonymous No.20586820]

>>20583787
People in general trying to be tough just creates the opposite of what they intended to be perceived as.

[Anonymous No.20586824]

>>20586304
I win if zhangs and amerimutts die

[Anonymous No.20586871]

>>20586304
most limp-wristed thing I've ever read in my life, grow up pussy

[Anonymous No.20586920]

>>20586710
>>20586713
>girl does something
You're fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.20586925]

[Anonymous No.20586947]

>>20586871
pussies have no wrists anon

[Anonymous No.20586956]

[Anonymous No.20586985]

>>20586925
Considering how goddamn beautiful that woman is, I expected mediocrity; however, that appears to indeed be the perfect burger.

[Anonymous No.20587040]

>>20586925
I'd eat her patty iykwim

[Anonymous No.20587049]

>>20586742
incel

[Anonymous No.20587052]

>>20587049
fucken got 'im, Mr President

[Anonymous No.20587060]

>>20586925
her demeanor is so appealing to me, she's so nonchalant

[Anonymous No.20587105]

>>20586925
She pretends to be a good woman who knows how to cook. But that tattoo she branded herself with let's you know she's a stupid whore who will cheat on you every chance she gets.

[Anonymous No.20587145]

>>20584071
It's spelled Fonz, retard.

[Anonymous No.20587153]

>>20587145
Either is fine.

[Anonymous No.20587155]

>>20586742
incel

[Anonymous No.20587173]

>>20586584
Idk why western nation let themselves be victimized by these people. How effectively can you even commit crime if your shoes don’t have laces and your pants are around your knees?

[Anonymous No.20587206]

>>20587153
No, it's not. It's derived from Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli. It's spelled with a z.

[Anonymous No.20587274]

>>20583896
>takes yet another indian webm
>puts "this is italian" text on it
Nice bait

[Anonymous No.20587278]

this is the first webm thread that isn't mostly porn and thirst in a good while.

[Anonymous No.20587323]

>>20583574
t-thanks, mom..

[Anonymous No.20587326]

>>20586742
Being an "incel" is a state of mind. For example, being angry at women just for "acting tough"

[Anonymous No.20587329]

>>20586448
no he ate the toy. He vomited it out after the act

[Anonymous No.20587336]

>>20583891
How many Calories in that plate, you reckon?

[Anonymous No.20587343]

>>20587105
Pause the video. The tattoo literally says "I love my boyfriend forever and will never cheat on him"

[Anonymous No.20587353]

>>20585938
>27000 types of frozen pizzas and drive-through donuts on offer
>(((two))) political parties to vote for
>6 gorillion dollar bill for a spray of antiseptic and a bandaid

LAND OF THE FREE

[Anonymous No.20587354]

>>20583574
god i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.20587368]

>>20585713
Based

[Anonymous No.20587371]

>>20584149
This is better with sound

[Anonymous No.20587385]

>>20586584
Every time a shitty "prankster" gets shot or their shit rocked I celebrate a little.
Fucking jobless faggots going about being nuisances to random people going about their day isn't a prank.

[Anonymous No.20587391]

>>20587368
That fat hand I knew already she was going to make some diabetes inducing swill

[Anonymous No.20587397]

>>20587371
It’s also better with smell

[Anonymous No.20587403]

[Anonymous No.20587408]

>>20587278
WTF is that !!
>>20587368
Kill all fat people!

[Anonymous No.20587409]

>>20587403
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

[Anonymous No.20587414]

>>20586956
Weird question, can submarines do barrel rolls underwater?

[Anonymous No.20587418]

[Anonymous No.20587419]

>>20587414
When they get hit by a torpedo

[Anonymous No.20587420]

>>20587329
he actually died of intestinal blockage
real magic takes commitment

[Anonymous No.20587455]

[Anonymous No.20587464]

>>20587408
It's probably just a poltergeist.

[Anonymous No.20587498]

>>20587455
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.20587514]

>>20587464
Why are Americans like this?

[Anonymous No.20587546]

>>20587408
Muscle fibers still activating from exposure to salt because this beef is extremely fresh.

[Anonymous No.20587571]

>>20584191
That little harlot was asking for it the whole time.

[Anonymous No.20587591]

>>20586579
Are there food shortages in China or something? I've seen food-starved animals with more etiquette.

[Anonymous No.20587594]

>>20583849
do you think the food in india kill ze bugs?

[Anonymous No.20587598]

>>20587343
Heh

[Anonymous No.20587678]

>>20586049
ah. i stand corrected.

[Anonymous No.20587711]

>>20586956
That's alot of seamen

[Anonymous No.20587715]

>>20583849
these niggas die anyway when you boil it

[Anonymous No.20587727]

>>20586705
if you look very carefully, you can see the insect in it

[Anonymous No.20587730]

>>20585938
you triggered the europeans

[Anonymous No.20587757]

>>20583771
Yes, they is also a singular pronoun

[Anonymous No.20587764]

>>20583849
>Gulliver in Brobdingnag

[Anonymous No.20587769]

>>20586705
shit makes me feel old

[Anonymous No.20587770]

>>20585938
Euros skibidi at this but their grocery stores have like 50% of the frozen section taken up by pizza too. It's just that their whole store is about as large as an american pizza aisle

[Anonymous No.20587776]

>>20586925
>not posting the one where she kisses her gf

[Anonymous No.20587800]

>>20586579
Can't believe there are people in first world starving like this..

[Anonymous No.20587815]

>>20587173
Judge without g, in German. That's how

[Anonymous No.20587817]

>>20587800
are you retarded? that's not a first world country

[Anonymous No.20587821]

>>20587418
lol coff0ids

[Anonymous No.20587836]

[Anonymous No.20587838]

[Anonymous No.20587842]

>>20587418
i dont know what i expected to happen

[Anonymous No.20587846]

>>20586956
looks good
now all they eat is fried chicken and sprite

[Anonymous No.20587942]

>>20587846
>Heats up a bunch of different kinds of plastic in the microwave, all of the purpose of popping fucking corn kernels
Gen X-ers are straight up retarded

[Anonymous No.20587961]

>>20587764
If hes the bug yeah. In lilliput if hes the science guy

[Anonymous No.20587994]

>>20584191
this guy is a demon
he needs to be burned at the stake

[Anonymous No.20588008]

>>20587942
it was slightly healthier than the metal alloys in the stovetop jiffypop
but if you add in the microwave radiation it kinda balances out to being just as unhealthy

[Anonymous No.20588018]

>>20587942
>>20588008
Reminder you can do this in any pot with a lid if you aren't braindead.

[Anonymous No.20588023]

>>20583849
UGH FUUUUCK I ATE SO MANY OF THOSE IN COLLEGE WITHOUT COOKING THEM

[Anonymous No.20588037]

>>20588023
which flavor? for me it was oriental blue pack from the asian market near my college

[Anonymous No.20588040]

>>20586925
Why is she perpetually surprised

[Anonymous No.20588056]

>>20587418
there are girls out there like this and somehow incels still exist. lol

[Anonymous No.20588078]

>>20584191
>all these incel comments
christ dudes it's just a fucking magic trick

[Anonymous No.20588080]

>>20587757
If you're a fag, maybe.

[Anonymous No.20588081]

>>20584071
>apropos
That word does not mean appropriate, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20588102]

>>20584802
Nerd website, nerd

[Anonymous No.20588128]

>>20588056
She doesn't want to settle

[Anonymous No.20588151]

>>20584123
no it's yer ma, she let herself go

[Anonymous No.20588196]

>>20587420
ok thanks for the update

[Anonymous No.20588280]

>>20587836
why tf you looking at me cook the damn food

[Anonymous No.20588283]

>>20588018
>if you aren't braindead
and if I am?

[Anonymous No.20588298]

>>20586584
Is the manager Penn Jillette?

[Anonymous No.20588301]

>>20587846
Is that Derek Savage?

[Anonymous No.20588361]

>>20587455
Alcohol is such a horrible thing to be addicted to. Alcohol withdrawals are no joke, that shit can kill you. I hope this guy isn't from a family that's trying to make him quit cold turkey thinking it's tough love. Hospitals literally stock what is basically vodka because it's the appropriate treatment for severe alcohol withdrawals. What really sucks about it is that alcoholics that are trying to quit in an actually healthy and controlled manner, will still do this kind of thing and go to these lengths to hide their alcohol consumption.

[Anonymous No.20588409]

>>20588361
the unfunny thing is that even if an alcoholic died from going cold turkey, due to pressure, the alcoholic is still blamed and villainized.

[Anonymous No.20588433]

The Style of the Evening Drink (Banshaku no Ryugi)

https://mydramalist.com/728903-banshaku-no-ryugi
https://mydramalist.com/752605-banshaku-no-ryugi-season-2
https://mydramalist.com/770249-banshaku-no-ryugi-season-3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ2a91-Zha0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz-NNXwh0hs

[Anonymous No.20588481]

>>20588018
came here to say that. try coconut oil for a nice nutty flavor. if you have a pot with a glass top you can watch the kernels pop. bretty gool

[Anonymous No.20588487]

>>20587769
She is 30 now.

https://twitter.com/airimania

[Anonymous No.20588495]

>>20587821
Cute!

[Anonymous No.20588499]

>>20583891
I love this video. You don't even need sound to know that he's british

[Anonymous No.20588507]

>>20586525
I think they behave this way because communication in chinese is difficult.

[Anonymous No.20588522]

>>20584792
>that one guy that constantly complains that there aren't any new webms.

[Anonymous No.20588704]

>>20586620

[Anonymous No.20588712]

>>20584815
Ayyy...

[Anonymous No.20588719]

[Anonymous No.20588778]

>>20584908
your shirt is...RED!!

[Anonymous No.20588782]

>>20586925
god i hate this dead-eyed cunt.

[Anonymous No.20588818]

>>20588782
why?
she's pretty and can cook.

[Anonymous No.20588846]

>>20586584
>trailer park boys, 2024

[Anonymous No.20588854]

>>20586925
Name?

[Anonymous No.20588991]

>>20583574
>that wink at the end
My dick.

[Anonymous No.20589017]

>>20586450
To be fair, this is in Wisconsin and most of the major frozen pizza brands in the US are produced in Wisconsin (DiGiorno, Jack's, Tombstone, Palermo's, Screamin'' Sicilian, Urban Pie, Surfer Boy, Connie's, Bernatello's, Brew Pub, Orv's, Roma, etc... are all made in Wisconsin). Even Red Baron is produced in Minnesota.

Also, this is Woodman's, which is the WinCo of Wisconsin, so their stores are massive and mostly cater to poor people.

[Anonymous No.20589020]

>>20586705
I want to sniff her hair.

[Anonymous No.20589026]

>>20585540
>least mentally ill yellow fever faggot

[Anonymous No.20589085]

>>20584934
Never used a microscope before?

[Anonymous No.20589148]

[Anonymous No.20589158]

>>20588704
Why are Asians so fucked? They silent hill movie's them poor fish. What was the shit pocket he ruptured halfway through cooking that oozed sludge?

[Anonymous No.20589176]

>>20586925
Hey, I just found this lady! She's great.

[Anonymous No.20589247]

>>20588080
No, just basic English. It has been in use long before nonbinaries adopting it.

[Anonymous No.20589258]

>>20583891
Those cheeks are super red.

Propa blood pressure of 160/100 innit

[Anonymous No.20589345]

>>20586715
>>20588499
he's not british, morons

[Anonymous No.20589354]

>>20588078
stop using words you don't understand

[Anonymous No.20589364]

>>20586544
It's the extreme starvation experienced under Maoism. That kind of trauma doesn't leave for generations. I see Chinese women in my country foraging for tree nuts and taking books from book donation bins.

[Anonymous No.20589383]

>>20587105
Who hurt you, anon?

[Anonymous No.20589453]

>>20587326
>Being an "incel" is a state of mind
No. It means "involuntarily celibate". For example, you, not being able to get any pussy.

[Anonymous No.20589471]

>>20586421
bring back agent orange

[Anonymous No.20589571]

>>20584934
those are dust mites, it would have been extremely easy to contaminate the noodles with some fluff from the floor to make a shocking video. highly unlikely for them to be living in a sealed packet

[Anonymous No.20589588]

>>20589471
Are you saying that because you hate trees or because you're a retard who doesn't know what agent orange is?

[Anonymous No.20589590]

>>20589345
He's American.

[Anonymous No.20589634]

>>20583849
Fake and gay. Those look like scabies that we're deliberately added for views and (you)s

[Anonymous No.20589652]

>>20586705
>Doesn't eat her noodles with her mouth wide open like a soijak and making more noise than a spacex take off
Not a real Asian

[Anonymous No.20589661]

>>20587326
>>20589453
kek BTFO

[Anonymous No.20589684]

>>20583849
Is that still kosher?

[Anonymous No.20589688]

>>20583891
i'm glad that cunt has to wait 2 years for a doctors appointment. fuck him.

[Anonymous No.20589783]

>>20589684
No bug is kosher. From neither land nor sea.

[Anonymous No.20589824]

>>20587418
She looks drunk or has a hangover. Just watch how she tries to pick up the cup.

[Anonymous No.20589915]

>>20589661
samefag

[Anonymous No.20589931]

>>20587821
Why the fuck do this thing? Is the tea so disgusting that you need a show to sell it?

[Anonymous No.20589948]

>>20589931
Hey wait isn't that the pedophile!? the convicted nonce, featureman?!
How is he holding up, these days?

[Anonymous No.20589956]

>>20587836
How can you look at her front teeth and think to yourself
>yeah, asian women, fucking love them
Boggles my mind

[Anonymous No.20589966]

>>20589956
mmm yummy estrogenic microplastics

[Anonymous No.20590027]

>>20589948
you seem to know a lot more about him than anyone else on this board, so you tell us

[Anonymous No.20590042]

>>20586713
I fucking hate this style of omurice so much. You don't get the classic version of omurice anywhere anymore. It's just dipshits oohing and ahing over what is really just scrambled egg on rice.

[Anonymous No.20590076]

>>20586584
How did he think this was going to work? A single nigga pulling from a complete full cart vs 3 wagies

[Anonymous No.20590094]

>>20587591
It's instinctive
Food shortages were so common in china the government went around destroying people's kitchens and having food at home was illegal
Instead there was one kitchen per town and people would fight each other over food there because that was the only source of food and this went on until 1983 so some of the people had to live through this while others just carry it in their blood
I went on vacations to a resort with my family once and I would hang out with the other kids there and of course we had a buffet for every meal and the one Chinese tourist who brought his family there would stand up, walk to the buffet, grab one plate and stack a mountain of beef on top like ridiculously high and walk back to the table even tho you could just go serve yourself more food as many times as you wanted to and nothing ever run out. I think it was the feeling of having so much food in his hands he enjoyed

[Anonymous No.20590103]

>>20586925
>Oil too hot
Soooo close
Why do you tease my heart so

[Anonymous No.20590106]

>>20587278
>Steak walks up to the grill

[Anonymous No.20590117]

>>20587821
Imagine groping her as she does this

[Anonymous No.20590123]

>>20588008
Miss these so much

[Anonymous No.20590249]

>>20583787
women are annoying

[Anonymous No.20590279]

>>20589931
It's cool. Unlike your gay pedoman

[Anonymous No.20590280]

>>20588078
fuck magic and fuck you

[Anonymous No.20590290]

>>20586304
except the jews

[Anonymous No.20590299]

>>20587838
With tits that big, how will I ever reach her heart?

[Anonymous No.20590401]

>>20586920
you seem upset

[Anonymous No.20590409]

>>20590027
https://law.justia.com/cases/nevada/supreme-court/1978/9767-1.html

[Anonymous No.20590429]

[Anonymous No.20590430]

>>20589345
yeah ok Nigel

[Anonymous No.20590445]

>>20588056
>have sex
no

[Anonymous No.20590463]

>>20585957

[Anonymous No.20590468]

[Anonymous No.20590533]

>>20587368
>water: 750 calories
Why do "people" do this

[Anonymous No.20590540]

>>20585096
kys. it's a kid

[Anonymous No.20590541]

>>20590533
why wouldnt they?

[Anonymous No.20590550]

>>20590541
Because it makes you fat, obviously

[Anonymous No.20590556]

>>20590550
>makes
shes already fat so why does it matter to you if they wanna be a big fat burden to everybody when these fatties lose their limbs to diabetes

[Anonymous No.20590560]

>>20590429
>UWWWAAAAA!!!!!!??
>S-SALTY DESU???......
>IMPOSSIBRUUUU >_______<
MAKE JAPAN NUKED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.20590562]

>>20589931
Lol the little piece of egg

[Anonymous No.20590567]

>>20589931
>Why the fuck do this thing?
high pour is a sign of respect

[Anonymous No.20590635]

>>20584792
HOW DOES HE GETS OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?

[Anonymous No.20590641]

>>20590560
seething australoid

[Anonymous No.20590648]

>>20590123
Do they not sell them at your local grocery store?

[Anonymous No.20590664]

>>20590541
athf was and remains based

[Anonymous No.20590668]

>>20586421
put the slugs in the ostrich egg and shake it all up

[Anonymous No.20590708]

>>20585096
holy based

[Anonymous No.20590717]

>>20590664
How is it so funny? On paper it should be cringe and lolsorandum, but it feels so natural and spontaneous.

[Anonymous No.20590764]

>>20590076
he probably thought they were going to have a policy of not giving a fuck like a lot of stores.

[Anonymous No.20590790]

>>20587418

[Anonymous No.20590791]

>>20586584
>little bit pull in an apron jump kicking nog
he knows he's got big league back up and is ready to kill

[Anonymous No.20591027]

>>20585938
Europoors cannot begin to comprehend the freedom of choice we enjoy

[Anonymous No.20591034]

[Anonymous No.20591096]

>>20583891
this phenotype conquered two thirds of the world btw

[Anonymous No.20591156]

>>20584145
anywhere between denver and philadelphia

[Anonymous No.20591228]

>>20589085
these bugs seem to big
its absolutely fake

[Anonymous No.20591235]

>>20590708
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.20591253]

>>20589364
nu rich chinese go to these buffets, take as much food as possible and leave most untouched. they think wasting food is a high status thing

[Anonymous No.20591263]

>>20587408
Fucking chink subhumans

[Anonymous No.20591269]

>>20591034
bit undercooked innit

[Anonymous No.20591275]

>>20586956
>two generations ago, when the US was 85% white
Life comes at you fast.

[Anonymous No.20591278]

>>20588008
youre retarded

[Anonymous No.20591279]

>>20586925
This cunt has an attitude.

[Anonymous No.20591285]

>>20591275
and back then all they did is bitch about how many Irish and Italians there were compared to two generations ago

[Anonymous No.20591286]

>>20589158
they deserve eating shit. soulless practices

[Anonymous No.20591287]

>>20590249
faggot

[Anonymous No.20591306]

>>20586725
They are mites you retard and everything is covered in them, including all your food.

[Anonymous No.20591311]

>>20588433
pretty sure none of those are webms, guy

[Anonymous No.20591316]

>>20587846
These Jiffy Pops you use on the stove hold a special place in my heart from my childhood.

[Anonymous No.20591326]

>>20591316
yeah

along with the guy who molested you

[Anonymous No.20591599]

>>20584309
Sounds real retarded, sir.

[Anonymous No.20592047]

>>20586985
>>20587040
>>20587060
>>20588854

Are yall too retarded to the the cluster b disorders radiating off this bitch like comic book stink lines?

[Anonymous No.20592048]

>>20592047
touch grass my nigger

[Anonymous No.20592078]

>>20584642
Sometimes it's even good.

[Anonymous No.20592108]

>>20583787
Kinda like how she kisses the cob at the end, fr fr no cap.

[Anonymous No.20592151]

>>20591326
He still thiks about me? How cute.

[Anonymous No.20592154]

>>20589783
wrong, certain locusts are kosher

[Anonymous No.20592201]

>>20590790
She's kinda retarded, but it's not exactly her fault they placed the tables so close together to try and get maximum squeeze
She was barely able to fit through those chairs
You shouldn't ever have a tray near someone's head in a restaurant desu
Just bad design

[Anonymous No.20592235]

[Anonymous No.20592252]

>>20591156
fat

[Anonymous No.20592275]

>>20587821
impressive decanting height

[Anonymous No.20592306]

>>20590790
>NOW'S MY CHANCE TO BE OFFENDED

[Anonymous No.20592503]

>>20586421
Wow that Netflix One Piece live action version looks pretty kino.

[Anonymous No.20592510]

>>20587173
>Idk why western nation let themselves be victimized by these people.
Not western nations allow themselves to be victims. webm related.

[Anonymous No.20592684]

[Anonymous No.20592852]

>>20592684
is that max miller

[Anonymous No.20592867]

>>20583849
that would be visible to the naked eye

[Anonymous No.20593079]

>>20592684
utter cringe
cold soba noodles are a boring as fuck meal too