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Are tiny whole crabs a good snack?

>> No.20577479
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20577479

Yes

>> No.20577497

Pls nobody post it

>> No.20577627
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>>20577497

>> No.20577644

>>20577627
do not click this...

>> No.20577647

I got some at the japanese grocery store and they were really bad
Hard to the point of being unpleasant, in a brittle stone way not a crunchy nice way
And it was the bad kind of fishy, very pungent low tide tasting

>> No.20577810
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>>20577419
For your viewing please; the freshest seafood.

>> No.20577821

I’ve been known to snack on them at the kinoplex

>> No.20577826

>>20577810
how tf did they survive?

>> No.20577828

>>20577826
the heat of the steam doesnt cook the crabs

>> No.20577849

>>20577647
What's the interior like? Are they brittle/shell-like all the way through?

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>>20577828
it checks out

>> No.20577890

>>20577627
i get jumpscared easily and this didn't do anything. poorly made

>> No.20577893

>>20577419
don't think the exoskeletons would be pleasant to eat. probably like chewing on pistachio shells.

>> No.20577899

>>20577890
yeah its dumb af cause the thing is already scary without an edit and theres no proper buildup

>> No.20577907

>>20577627
Very true if you think about it

>> No.20577908

>>20577419
All crunch and no meat

>> No.20577935

>>20577828
kek

>> No.20577957

>>20577890
>>20577899
t. Babies who pissed their pants

>> No.20579414

>>20577810
this fucking ruined bao buns forever for me I want to kill whoever made this

>> No.20579419

>>20577627
the original is way worse than this

>> No.20579434

>>20577810
of course it's sandnigger hands

>> No.20579437

>>20577866
Fucking deep, man

>> No.20579554

>>20577479
If it weren't for the possibility of parasites this would probably be peak crab

>> No.20579618

>>20577479
>reposting tik toks

kys

>> No.20579624

>>20577419
At that restaurant in Jeonju in Korea they gave us banchan with tiny seasoned crabs.

>> No.20579627

>>20577627
>michael jackson

>> No.20579667

>>20579437
It's composited footage

>> No.20579697

>>20577627
cut the unnecessary part at the beginning with the empty chair and it would be an okay jumpscare webm, enough to scare retards

>> No.20579773

>>20577627
If this had volume this would've got me but still fuck you

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>>20577419
I wanted to try them ever since seeing clarkson eat them in the japan race.

>> No.20580317

>>20577866

>He keeps restoring HP!

>> No.20580335

>>20577849
yeah there wasn't much happening in there, it wasn't goopy or anything

>> No.20580743

>>20577419
found a package of those in local Japanese store
ate the whole package in one sitting
nobody else was even interested in trying it
2 hours later...
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
I was feeling the pain. never again. fuck those little fuckers

>> No.20580766

>>20580743
What happened? You don't digest the shells?
>>20579776
Same. Clarkson makes all weird foreign shit look tasty.

>> No.20580851

>>20577479
Chinks aren't human.

>> No.20580854

>>20577866
Fucks given: 0

>> No.20581937

>>20577479
Does this kill the crab?

>> No.20581943

>>20579776
>start watching Top Gear as a 24 year old
>"dude, Clarkson looks like an old man"
>start watching Grand Tour and Clarkson's Farm
>"dude, Clarkson looks like an old man"
>rewatch old Top Gear
>"Ahh, it's nice to see Young Clarkson"
Time is funny

>> No.20581951

>>20581943
He's always looked old. Like Patrick stewart

>> No.20581958
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>>20581943
>>20581951
One young Jezza to the rescue

>> No.20581959

>>20581951
Christopher Lloyd is like that too

>> No.20581964

>>20580766
>Same. Clarkson makes all weird foreign shit look tasty.
Would you like some dragonflies?
A wafer-thin sparrow?

>> No.20581966

>>20581943
when I was a teenager I'd watch TV shows and imagine myself doing dumb shit and having friends and fun like that when I was in my 20s and now I re-watch old shows and I'm 10 years older than them and I never did anything fun or interesting and I still have no friends

>> No.20581981

>>20581966
Me and my friends did Top Gear-style races all the time:
We did a car vs. plane race with my friend from Orlando, Florida to Birmingham, Alabama. Car won.
We did a race to Vegas each using different airlines, I can't remember who won because I got really drunk pre-flight
I can't remember the other ones we did but they were pretty fun, calling each other to check in and stuff. But NONE of them were really close. Usually around the halfway one guy knows he's going to get BTFO

>> No.20582048

>>20577419
no because I'm not part pufferfish

>> No.20582067

>>20581958
'ery noice.

>> No.20582075

>>20581964
What noise did this make when it was alive? Did it go mmmooooooo? Did it go tweet tweet tweet? Or did it go neeeeeeiiiigh?
I think it went RRRRUFF RRRRUFF. But it's delicious.

>> No.20583330

>>20581937
No they crawl out of your ass

>> No.20583340

>>20577479
they were pinchin him so they deserved it to be honnest

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>>20577866