/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20568511]

Why is the coffee grinder the only security protected appliance in the kitchen section of Kmart?

[Anonymous No.20568521]

>>20568511
because you're gay

[Anonymous No.20568525]

>>20568511
Because they had issues with people stealing them

[Anonymous No.20568526]

>>20568511

people use it to grind weed probably

[Anonymous No.20568538]

>>20568525
>>20568526
yet more evidence of the ingrained inherent degeneracy of dudelmao's

[Anonymous No.20568539]

>milk fother
what hapened to milk mother

[Anonymous No.20568542]

Are there still open K Marts, or you from Australia?

[Anonymous No.20568545]

>>20568539
look closer anon :3

[Anonymous No.20568551]

>>20568538
>random anon makes up a guess at something
>this is evidence!
You're a subhuman

[Anonymous No.20568555]

>>20568542
not OP but that's Kmart Australia.

[Anonymous No.20568557]

>>20568551
it's clearly to stop the weedgrinder from being stolen.

OP if you're still in the store go have a look at the spice/pepper grinders. I have a theory.

[Anonymous No.20568560]

>>20568511
Kmart still around?

[Anonymous No.20568573]

>>20568526
Probably this. Same reason that our school's chem lab's digital scales get stolen.

[Anonymous No.20568578]

>>20568560
it's the top retailer in Australia. please note it has no connection whatsoever to Kmart USA

[Anonymous No.20568594]

>>20568573
It’s absolutely this. I knew someone who worked at Target and they told me tales of certain people stealing coffee grinders and other certain people who actually bought the grinders but would try to return them covered in sticky weed residue.

[Anonymous No.20568595]

>>20568539
Beginner question. You should be asming what happened to Tea Führer

[Anonymous No.20568600]

>>20568526
>but is not an addiction, lol

[Anonymous No.20568724]

>>20568578
Neither do Aussie Target and Aussie Woolworth's tho American Woolworth's went out of business decades ago anyway.

[Anonymous No.20568749]

>>20568724
yep, Kmart, Target, Woolworth's, Greyhound, and probably others were all names stolen purely for the name recognition and to allow people to think these were big exciting American companies coming to town. But alas, none of them are

[Anonymous No.20568801]

>>20568600
>man addicted to 4chan complains about others addictions again

[Anonymous No.20568802]

>>20568749
how is this legal?

[Anonymous No.20568814]

>>20568802
Trademarks aren't international anon. Every countrie has their own and as long as they keep completely out of each others' way and out of each others' markets there's no authority for legal action.

[Anonymous No.20568823]

>>20568511
>Kmart
wut?

[Anonymous No.20568843]

>>20568538
it's black people. they have to meet a quota for theft and this is what the tokers want.

[Anonymous No.20568884]

>>20568545
Nice shop anon, well done.

[Anonymous No.20568895]

They aint stealing these for weed, they're stealing these for pills

[Anonymous No.20568899]

>>20568895
why are people grinding up pills? aren't pills already designed to be ingested and absorbed? are people smoking pulverized pill powder? or snorting maybe?

[Anonymous No.20568902]

>>20568899
Snorting or smoking the powder. More commonly they're pulverizing other pills to mix and repress into another pill.

[Anonymous No.20568905]

>>20568902
well I guess that's very enterprising of them

[Anonymous No.20568912]

>>20568814
So I can make a 4chan or make products and slap a 4chan name on them?

[Anonymous No.20568913]

>>20568905
That's the hustle when you're selling drugs.
Decent coke can be made into crack, triple your money right there.

[Anonymous No.20568921]

>>20568912
I would suggest seeking legal advice regarding this but if you do make an 4chan you would most likely have to ensure it is not accessible by users in North America and probably a million other risks that only a legal eagle would know

[Anonymous No.20568922]

>>20568511
Shaped like a dick

[Anonymous No.20568928]

>>20568913
I should get into this

[Anonymous No.20568956]

>>20568899
They use the grinders to mix the cut and drugs into a fine powder that can be easily be pressed into fake pills using a pill press.

[Anonymous No.20568960]

>>20568956
I wonder why kmart isn't selling pill presses. I must find their suggestion box

[Anonymous No.20568974]

>>20568526
It's this, Anon. Never have to bother chopping again.

[Anonymous No.20568976]

>>20568511
>Kmart
straight mandela.

[Anonymous No.20568977]

>>20568538
>dudelmao's
nobody knows what the fuck that means, anon.

[Anonymous No.20568980]

>>20568814
>Trademarks aren't international
yet.
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[Anonymous No.20568983]

>>20568895
>why are people grinding up pills?
>>20568899
>>20568902
>>20568956
they use these to mix cut with cake.
quite self-evident.

[Anonymous No.20568985]

>>20568526
grinding weed is far fucking idiots.
just smoke the bud.

[Anonymous No.20568999]

>>20568538
>said conformist cattle
How hypocritical, or you are suddenly stopped being trashy used goods and meanigless idealogical nonsense enjoyer?

[Anonymous No.20569004]

>>20568526
Wouldn't it get gunked up and stop working?

[Anonymous No.20569039]

>>20568921
>you would most likely have to ensure it is not accessible by users in North America
Rangeban the thirdworlders and it could be comfy.

[Anonymous No.20569066]

>>20568526
in the store?
Why not just buy it first?

[Anonymous No.20569138]

>>20569066
They steal them, apparently.
They got too stupid from all that weed to just buy a grinder for several dollars and avoid the issues with trying to steal the damn thing.

[Anonymous No.20569140]

>>20569066
they're of weak character anon. buying them would be an honest act.

[Anonymous No.20569148]

>>20569138
It aint about grinding weed bro, it's about making double/triple profit out of repressing pills. When you're selling heavy shit in capacity like that it's always safe to not leave of a trail of the transactions you're making.

[Anonymous No.20569153]

>>20569148
pay in cash?

[Anonymous No.20569380]

>>20568814
>Trademarks aren't international
https://www.wipo.int/en/web/madrid-system

[Anonymous No.20569382]

>>20569380
ni99a I ain't clickin that shit

[Anonymous No.20569386]

>>20568977
I do.

[Anonymous No.20569435]

>>20569386
we all do anon

[Anonymous No.20569438]

>>20569380
>wypipo.net
fuck timmy gon do

[Anonymous No.20569448]

>>20568551
found one, get a job you lazy stoner.

[Anonymous No.20569458]

>>20569448
kek this

[Anonymous No.20569877]

>>20568511

Security Protected milk frother or not Security Protected milk frother?

[Anonymous No.20570077]

>>20568511
druggies steal them
>>20568526
they use it to grind up pills like sudafed and extract pseudoephedrine to cook meth.

[Anonymous No.20570140]

>>20568511
because it's a small, high demand product that is easily stolen. stores will lock up anything that disappears often enough, this is just basic practice. there's a wal-mart near me that locks up the diapers, the baby formula, the diabetic test strips, and the spam

[Anonymous No.20570156]

>coffee grindr

[Anonymous No.20570167]

>>20568551
post nose

[Anonymous No.20570171]

>>20570156
people are often confused by this being a “bud buster” while the handheld one is a “weed grinder” because this is known as a coffee grinder but retarded stoners don’t understand that calling a rotating chopper a grinder a grinder doesn’t mean it’s grinding

[Anonymous No.20570180]

If you're grinding coffee with one of these, I feel sorry for your taste buds.

[Anonymous No.20570182]

>>20570180
well it is bitter bean water.
your taste buds already don't like you...

[Anonymous No.20571020]

>>20568511
its the smallest box, and therefore the easiest to steal. the usual suspects necessitated those tags, im sure

[Anonymous No.20571074]

>>20571020
I bet I can make a good assumtion about their albedo...

[Anonymous No.20571096]

>>20570180
Fuck off gatekeeper.
>noooo you can't grind your own beans unless you're using a $2000 burr grinder cast from Mt Vesuvius lava iron under a full moon and pissed on by an Italian shaman

[Anonymous No.20571125]

>>20568560
I think there's like 5 K-marts left in the US and 3 of them are in "territories" rather than actual states

[Anonymous No.20571128]

>>20568511
>security protected appliance in the kitchen section of Kmart?
>Kmart
N

[Anonymous No.20572673]

up the mully
cunts would chop their weed in it then get the dust off the lid for a dusty once it built up enough and get super fucked up
they haven’t changed the design in nearly ten years lol

[Anonymous No.20572679]

>>20572673
but when they do this they get less high off the regular weed. I never understood this. I always mix it back in