/webm/

[Anonymous No.20566004]

Webm thread. Egg edition.

[Anonymous No.20566008]

[Anonymous No.20566009]

>>20566004
how does he get out though?

[Anonymous No.20566012]

[Anonymous No.20566014]

>>20566004
Why?

[Anonymous No.20566016]

>>20566014
>le why

[Anonymous No.20566018]

>>20566016
its sad no one ever asks the who tho smdh :pensive:

[Anonymous No.20566023]

>>20566014
Don't be coy

[Anonymous No.20566029]

[Anonymous No.20566034]

[Anonymous No.20566036]

>>20566029
>plugs into belly button

[Anonymous No.20566041]

>>20566029
is this jazz?, it feels like something jazz would post
>>20566036
thats a leg my friend

[Anonymous No.20566043]

[Anonymous No.20566059]

[Anonymous No.20566062]

>>20566043
as awful as that show is, that was one of the better scenes.

[Anonymous No.20566071]

[Anonymous No.20566079]

[Anonymous No.20566093]

[Anonymous No.20566101]

[Anonymous No.20566107]

[Anonymous No.20566110]

[Anonymous No.20566117]

[Anonymous No.20566122]

[Anonymous No.20566134]

>>20566029
I love Barria tacos

[Anonymous No.20566140]

>>20566107
Jesus Christ..

[Anonymous No.20566150]

[Anonymous No.20566156]

[Anonymous No.20566159]

[Anonymous No.20566166]

[Anonymous No.20566168]

[Anonymous No.20566174]

[Anonymous No.20566175]

>>20566093
They're all hot except for the American one

[Anonymous No.20566177]

we need some ja/ck/

[Anonymous No.20566184]

[Anonymous No.20566198]

>>20566177
Thay looks like a retarded version of an oven pancake

[Anonymous No.20566206]

[Anonymous No.20566212]

>>20566107

[Anonymous No.20566215]

>>20566212
fred fuchs

[Anonymous No.20566217]

[Anonymous No.20566225]

>>20566034
>hell yeah simulator

[Anonymous No.20566227]

>>20566004

[Anonymous No.20566229]

>>20566043>>20566062

what show is this?

[Anonymous No.20566230]

[Anonymous No.20566234]

[Anonymous No.20566239]

[Anonymous No.20566242]

[Anonymous No.20566243]

>>20566229
its the boys, i think its season 3

[Anonymous No.20566244]

[Anonymous No.20566248]

[Anonymous No.20566253]

[Anonymous No.20566257]

[Anonymous No.20566259]

[Anonymous No.20566261]

hello food fans

[Anonymous No.20566266]

>>20566261
probably tastes nicer when youre making for a 12 year old boy in his football kit

[Anonymous No.20566279]

[Anonymous No.20566284]

[Anonymous No.20566289]

[Anonymous No.20566296]

[Anonymous No.20566298]

>>20566029
>didn't strain the consomé
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20566300]

>>20566101
:)

[Anonymous No.20566308]

>>20566014
>thinking she shouldn't eat all the eggs
Have you seen Rara in $CURRENT_YEAR?

[Anonymous No.20566312]

[Anonymous No.20566313]

>>20566259
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20566315]

>>20566313
to be fair he is shown cutting his steak

[Anonymous No.20566317]

>>20566312
Are milk/cream sauces ok for cast iron?
Never tried it

[Anonymous No.20566321]

>>20566122
Is he ok?

[Anonymous No.20566328]

>>20566107
Mike should bring his massive schlong down, aiming for the neck end this faggot's existence.

[Anonymous No.20566329]

>>20566308
I haven't. did she get fat? that'd be kinda hot

[Anonymous No.20566364]

>>20566329
chubby asians are usually always cute

[Anonymous No.20566369]

>>20566364
not when you see their bodies, they always have hank hill ass and even when their tits are big they're still kinda flat and pancake like.

only exception is SEA girls who seem to be able to get nice round bundas and big perky booba. Trust me, I'm a knowledgable professional on this particular subject.

[Anonymous No.20566398]

>>20566317
apparently so

[Anonymous No.20566422]

[Anonymous No.20566432]

>>20566079
Kek

[Anonymous No.20566440]

>>20566242
I see snood
I smile
Simple as

[Anonymous No.20566447]

>>20566422
I would charge the restaurant for making me cook

[Anonymous No.20566500]

>>20566034
fucking love Finland Simulator

[Anonymous No.20566515]

>>20566009
pipes under the sand

[Anonymous No.20566544]

>>20566117
This is very cute

[Anonymous No.20566549]

>>20566422
i hate this so much, especially when he ruined the egg with all that nature garbage

[Anonymous No.20566556]

>>20566150
What fish is this? Are the bones very hard so he's using the wire cutters?

>>20566156
What a fucking menace this faggot

[Anonymous No.20566565]

>>20566556
looks like a pike

[Anonymous No.20566571]

>>20566117
Slava Ukraini!

[Anonymous No.20566604]

>>20566259
sauce?

[Anonymous No.20566618]

>>20566156
This is fucking repulsive man

[Anonymous No.20566657]

>>20566079
KEK

[Anonymous No.20566742]

>>20566422
Who goes to a restaurant and orders a single egg?

[Anonymous No.20566772]

>>20566742
faggy scandinavians with rich parents apparently

[Anonymous No.20566783]

>>20566093
I love slambimbos so fuckin much...

[Anonymous No.20566817]

>>20566329
She's gotten really skinny.
Was much cuter with a bit of face fat.

[Anonymous No.20566832]

>>20566159
Who is this bitch? Think she has any nudes?

[Anonymous No.20566841]

>>20566279
Remember, kids. This was all brought to you by hyper liberal turbo faggot Stephen King. He used to spam the negro word in his books. Now he's a full blown social justfag

[Anonymous No.20566877]

>>20566101
:)

[Anonymous No.20566921]

>>20566101
:P

[Anonymous No.20566933]

>>20566159
Who's that? Looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.20566954]

>>20566004
Code?

[Anonymous No.20566967]

>>20566954
Nevermind, it's KSJK-017.

[Anonymous No.20566978]

>>20566742
It looks like it might be fine dining, in which case there's a bunch of courses so each course is small.

[Anonymous No.20566998]

>>20566101
:D

[Anonymous No.20566999]

>>20566101
:3

[Anonymous No.20567388]

>>20566122
Retarded frogposter.

[Anonymous No.20567390]

>>20566422
lmao I swear that chef is done with actual fine dining and is just trying to troll rich people now

[Anonymous No.20567612]

[Anonymous No.20567650]

>>20566234
What show is this from?

[Anonymous No.20567664]

>>20567612
This gives me the same fear response as someone wearing a mask with a human face painted on it

[Anonymous No.20567677]

>>20566093
2nd is the hottest.

[Anonymous No.20567683]

>>20566248
Maybe cut all the way through and you won't have to split them with your finfers

[Anonymous No.20567703]

>>20567390
I think the dude's hilarious. These videos are from a while back, but he definitely enjoyed his job of charging rich people $600 to eat a grizzled old carrot.

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[Anonymous No.20567721]

>>20566184
Taandor-
Why?

[Anonymous No.20567798]

[Anonymous No.20567800]

[Anonymous No.20567806]

[Anonymous No.20567833]

>>20567798
>>20567800
>>20567806
>anime cooking
dies of cringe

[Anonymous No.20567860]

>>20566184
Butter chicken Scotch eggs don't sound like the worst idea.

[Anonymous No.20567876]

>>20566184
0:07-0:08 - Is that margarine instead of butter?

[Anonymous No.20567877]

>>20567704
mmm steamed shams

[Anonymous No.20567879]

>>20567798
>>20567800
>>20567806
autism

[Anonymous No.20567932]

>>20566107

[Anonymous No.20567938]

>>20566317
yes they're fine, you just don't want acidic tomato based sauces

[Anonymous No.20567941]

>>20566817
why is she so perfect bros

[Anonymous No.20568005]

>>20566279
This zesty boy about to cry. Come out of the closet faggot nog.

[Anonymous No.20568061]

>>20566012
M E S T R E

[Anonymous No.20568079]

>>20567650
>>20566234
Some 'the UK was bad before immigrants fixed it' BBC propaganda I think.

[Anonymous No.20568080]

you have to eat ALL the eggs

[Anonymous No.20568109]

>>20566832
I wouldn't count on it, she looks more the conservative / trad wife type

[Anonymous No.20568140]

>>20566071
>tfw no qt blind gf

[Anonymous No.20568149]

>>20567798
>>20567800
>>20567806
cringe reddit faggot shit. why post this drek?

[Anonymous No.20568247]

>>20566093
4th looks like she would stomp my balls, but I could settle for the 1st.

[Anonymous No.20568617]

>>20566029
do americans get so fat they can't cook in the kitchen anymore?

[Anonymous No.20568622]

>>20566034
i drive like that and i do this

[Anonymous No.20568629]

>>20566093
me with just the first one only, she's a keeper

[Anonymous No.20568745]

>>20568629
based taste

[Anonymous No.20568791]

>>20566009
The heat of the rice cooks his escape route.

[Anonymous No.20569200]

Bump

[Anonymous No.20569244]

>>20566156
I truly hate this guy

[Anonymous No.20569484]

>>20566004
it looks too high quality to be the source of "feed her bowl of eggs", or am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.20569541]

>>20568629
I should call him

[Anonymous No.20569543]

>>20569484
feed her bowl eggs was just a copypasta that someone drew an illustration for, that webm came after and isn't intentionally related

[Anonymous No.20569564]

>>20566174
She's getting it everywhere

[Anonymous No.20569982]

>>20569541
Homo

[Anonymous No.20569994]

>>20566321
Ya they regenerate

[Anonymous No.20570087]

>>20566257
>>20566259
I can't coom if they don't eat the food ffs

[Anonymous No.20570201]

>>20566034
normal Tuesday simulator

[Anonymous No.20570253]

>>20566101
Can't believe this is what the average asian girl looks like

[Anonymous No.20570255]

>>20566012
found their facebook page and they have a lot of stuff posted
looks absolutely vile

[Anonymous No.20570270]

>>20566198
>>20566177
The dough in Jack's webm was made by mixing cake mix, butter and eggs. It was then topped with some sorta mix of cream cheese, eggs and powdered sugar. Its not at all similar to oven pancakes. Its more like a pie.

[Anonymous No.20570406]

>>20566034
Lol what game is this?

[Anonymous No.20570484]

>>20566029
HE PLUGGED IT INTO HIS FUCKING KNEE WTF

[Anonymous No.20570494]

>>20566004
People like this shouldn't have the right to vote

[Anonymous No.20570495]

>>20566101
uwu

[Anonymous No.20570496]

[Anonymous No.20570501]

>>20566093
What's with the disgusting man tattoos on all of them? Trannies?

[Anonymous No.20570502]

>>20566110
That's animal abuse.

[Anonymous No.20570512]

>>20566159
Damn. Didn't know Sasha Grey cooked.

[Anonymous No.20570535]

>>20566242

[Anonymous No.20570873]

>>20570501
When was the last time you went outside Anon...

[Anonymous No.20570924]

>>20566242

[Anonymous No.20570929]

>>20566159
it's crazy that this is unironically one of the better and more on-topic videos ITT

[Anonymous No.20571181]

>>20566093
girl number 3 for me

[Anonymous No.20571303]

>>20568617
It's a college kid who lives in a dorm.

[Anonymous No.20572036]

>>20567704
>And you call them steamed clams, despite the fact that they are clearly oysters?

[Anonymous No.20572047]

>>20566159
probably the most marriable pornstar in recent times.

[Anonymous No.20572061]

>>20566029
>>20568617
I wish I could be this comfy.

[Anonymous No.20572090]

>>20566159
I hope she didn't steal those lemons.
Amazing her channel is actually better than 90% of foodtubers though. Makes some decent stuff.

[Anonymous No.20572338]

>>20566329
Some of her latest videos have her full anorexic. Obviously she's getting older and she's fallen into the trap of trying to stay looking young, hopefully she just quits and becomes an influencer idol or something because I don't think she has much future trying to continue this

[Anonymous No.20572355]

>>20570924
God I want to squirt a load down her throat.

[Anonymous No.20572385]

[Anonymous No.20572396]

>>20570496
Every black person webm
>HOW DO I USE THESE HANDS?!?!

[Anonymous No.20573152]

>>20566008
This webm made me want to adopt two dogs for some reason.

[Anonymous No.20573296]

[Anonymous No.20573452]

>>20566122
I don't know looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.20573459]

>>20566159
Does she have hiv or not?

[Anonymous No.20573541]

>>20567650
withnail and i

[Anonymous No.20573859]

>>20570255
>looks absolutely vile
to the ignorant branquelo maybe. This is the taste of home.

[Anonymous No.20573865]

>>20568622
I miss the huge, cheap portions my local chinese takeaway would sell. One of the perks of living in a city I guess

[Anonymous No.20573871]

>>20566117
>Doraemon costume

based pig

[Anonymous No.20573895]

>>20567703
I'd be curious to know what that tastes like but the presentation is atrocious

[Anonymous No.20573951]

>>20567704
wtf is that thing moving at 1:18?

[Anonymous No.20574008]

>>20566093
1: C-
2: C-
3: C
4: B

[Anonymous No.20574023]

>>20570406
My summer car.

[Anonymous No.20574044]

>>20566093
I like how you can clearly tell none of them have ever actually asked for the bill in their lives.

[Anonymous No.20574053]

>>20573951
Just a leaf moving from the heat.

[Anonymous No.20574374]

>>20566034
>BMW driver
checks out.

[Anonymous No.20574385]

>>20566289
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY TREE.
ALSO, FUCK ALL YOU HOLD SACRED AND DEAR.

[Anonymous No.20574390]

>>20566261
doesn't remove the plastic.
cooks it in olive oil.
WTF?

[Anonymous No.20574394]

>>20566279
>>20566284
>>20566289
>>20566296
no sound no subtitles
KYS.

[Anonymous No.20574398]

>>20566817
fucking bag of antlers 1/10 would not.

[Anonymous No.20574406]

>>20566259
Finally some good fucking food.

[Anonymous No.20574407]

>>20572338

[Anonymous No.20574411]

>>20573296
fuckin asians. when we went to a seafood buffet at an indian casino. every god damn time they brought out crab legs they swarmed the table like fucking starving insects. taking 4 or 5 pounds each.

[Anonymous No.20574493]

>>20570496
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.20575267]

>>20566101
>Random whore :(
>Random whore, but Asian :)

[Anonymous No.20575275]

>>20575267
>random whore, you :3

[Anonymous No.20575302]

>>20566093
>>20568629
Blessed be the Architects.

[Anonymous No.20575304]

Thanks Chef?

[Anonymous No.20575309]

[Anonymous No.20575510]

>>20575309
whew that was painful to watch

[Anonymous No.20575565]

>>20570924
IS THAT SNOOD???

[Anonymous No.20575598]

>>20566062
Are you a moron? It's what literally made half the audience hate the show.
>Le reddit gaslit me into RACISM

[Anonymous No.20575757]

>>20573296
this is the most Chinese webm I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.20575776]

>>20566004
wow i hate this

[Anonymous No.20575799]

>>20566156
This jackass is why we can't have nice thing on plane trips anymore. I hope he gets a lifetime ban on every airlines for this stunt but then again, he'll probably start doing it on coach buses or something.

[Anonymous No.20575805]

>>20566174
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.20575821]

>>20566184
that looks good but holy shit that's a lot of work

[Anonymous No.20575991]

>>20575309
lmao

[Anonymous No.20576075]

>>20566093
>number 1 as fat as she can get
>still pretty hot desu
we'd both be fixer uppers

[Anonymous No.20576266]

>>20566107
>picks orange
>pours green
>almost throws up

[Anonymous No.20576356]

>>20573859
your home is garbage

[Anonymous No.20576417]

>>20572338
poor girl, if you watch her videos or any interview with her, you can tell she has some sort of brain damage. she doesn't talk or act normal and is very strange and awkward. I have a feeling she was molested/raped at a very young age and physically abused. I wish I could save her

[Anonymous No.20576465]

>>20566978
>noma
>might be fine dining

[Anonymous No.20576497]

>>20566206
If the dude in the hat isn't thinking, "I picked a good one," then he's far luckier than he deserves.

[Anonymous No.20576525]

>>20567833
>>20567879
>>20568149
y'all are sad angry little fags, this is dorky and cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.20576528]

>>20566012
I'd love to know, what even is on there
what is that orange fucking sauce?
is that mound of shit cheese?
does he cover the cheese with some fucking mayonnaise and top it with corn of all things?

I can't imagine just how bad and bland that tastes

[Anonymous No.20576574]

>>20566184
Didn't this guy get yelled at by fags for cooking Indian stuff while being white

[Anonymous No.20576594]

>>20572396
He looks like more of a thinker
And ideas guy
Very cerebral, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.20576629]

>>20566257
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT CUP, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SIPPING FOR YOU DUMB BITCH?
THAT TIP OF THE GLASS WAS NOT ENOUGH TO POUR ANYTHING INTO YOUR MOUTH EVEN IF THERE WAS A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM
god i fucking hate this type of pretentious shit

[Anonymous No.20576654]

>>20570270
some people are just born to fuck everything up
Jack is one of those people
he literally can't do ANYTHING right

[Anonymous No.20576667]

>>20576654
Its truly perplexing

[Anonymous No.20576715]

>>20568791

[Anonymous No.20576749]

>>20573152
tip, dont adopt unfixed males, they destroy and piss on everything

[Anonymous No.20576752]

>>20573859
no its the taste the trash he used to fuel the oven
sadly most pizzerias in this country are trash like that

[Anonymous No.20576756]

>>20576528
the orange sauce is creamy "cheddar"
the white sauce is not mayo, its catupiry which is a fake cream cheese abomination
I hate this country
t. brazilian

[Anonymous No.20576810]

>>20566657
>even african kangs are making fun of indians
top kek

[Anonymous No.20577092]

>>20568629
This reminds me, when I worked part time at a local supermarket, I sometimes got to work on the donuts. My task was to fill them up with cream and I made sure I put in double the cream. When I told my friend about this he told me I was in the wrong for fucking up the recipe.

[Anonymous No.20577351]

>>20570496
Why didn’t this guy use his telekinesis to eat it?

[Anonymous No.20577739]

>>20570496
HE GOTTA LOT ON HIS MIND

[Anonymous No.20577750]

>>20567703
>eats carrot
>camomile concentrate kicks in driving home
>pass out at the wheel
>t-bones a motorcycle
Such is life.

[Anonymous No.20577765]

>>20577750
what's worse is how sleepy time tea coats my teeth in some type of gritty film. Its fucking uncomfy

[Anonymous No.20577767]

>>20572385
So much simpposting in this thread and this athletic tomboy from Kansas that needs a good home getting overlooked
You just know she's a whiz-bang with a levergat even in .45-70

[Anonymous No.20577775]

>>20577765
I think that's just sleep
Sleep coats your mouth in some gritty film

[Anonymous No.20577784]

>>20577767
Good eye, anon.

[Anonymous No.20577785]

>>20577775
>babe trying to keep me from sleeping so babe can admit me into their makeshift basement psycho ward
I won't fall for that again, not after 2009

[Anonymous No.20577790]

>>20575510
Some of these cooking webms are either scarier or funnier than any Hollywood film

[Anonymous No.20577793]

>>20566206
I bet you could train her, Pavlov style, to suck your dick for a chicken leg.

[Anonymous No.20577796]

[Anonymous No.20577802]

>>20566215
They could get steak and wine through the commissary buy not a garlic press?

[Anonymous No.20577806]

>>20577784
I went down on a Topeka Tomboy when we were in the fourth grade
Our parents were already setting aside shotgun wedding money in elementary school
Then she got molested by her trucker step-dad
The gay buttworms are real, she switched teams after that

[Anonymous No.20577807]

>>20568622
My chinese place would do a 6 dollar box where they gave you a Styrofoam container and let you fill it up, I always stuffed mine like that and went home. Easiest bulk I did in my life.

[Anonymous No.20577820]

[Anonymous No.20577822]

>>20573296

[Anonymous No.20577846]

>>20577806
Sorry to hear that, anon.

[Anonymous No.20577856]

[Anonymous No.20577881]

>>20577846
Hey man, thank you
I can probably remember her phone number if I put enough effort into it
We take a lot of damage over time, what's retarded is that we have to use 4ch to talk to each other about it
But we also learn a lot

she had bad breath, I'll concede that, chick needed a toothcomb

[Anonymous No.20577885]

>>20577881
It's a fucked up space and time we inhabit but here, in the dark, because only faggots use styles other than Tomorrow, we can hurl slurs at one another and find our common humanity in shared commiseration.

Have a webm.

[Anonymous No.20577943]

>>20577885
backwards lime juicing really bothers me

[Anonymous No.20578166]

>>20566159
>eating that which comes from the sea

[Anonymous No.20578169]

>>20567876
no its a butter dish

[Anonymous No.20578170]

>>20566242
is this the thread?

[Anonymous No.20578198]

>>20567876
artificial butter

[Anonymous No.20578200]

>>20566206

[Anonymous No.20578266]

>>20577822
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.20578443]

>>20566817
did she retire?
haven't seen a new javlib listing in yonks

[Anonymous No.20578452]

>>20578443
She was admitted to a hospital in late feb for undisclosed reasons and thats literally the last that anyone has heard from her

[Anonymous No.20578454]

any actual good webms?

[Anonymous No.20578486]

>>20578454
Sure.

[Anonymous No.20578497]

>>20578452
wonder if her skele moding is an indicator. perhaps psychological. dunno how javstar mental health compares to western porn whores.
sad times

[Anonymous No.20578502]

>>20578497
I read on kotaku that she got pregnant from some bad deliheru but officially that's just a rumour

[Anonymous No.20578565]

>>20577796
What the actual fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.20578590]

>>20566036

[Anonymous No.20578594]

>>20566122

[Anonymous No.20578598]

>>20578565
Animal had a cyst and they're squeezing it out of the piece of meat.

[Anonymous No.20578603]

>>20566556
Looks like a gar to me.

[Anonymous No.20578625]

>>20566422
This would be fun with quail eggs in a Takoyaki pan.

[Anonymous No.20578628]

>>20567703
Did it scream when they pulled it up?

[Anonymous No.20578633]

>>20570496
Is that Yakub?

[Anonymous No.20578957]

>>20566004
>hard boiled
Should've gone poached. I made some of those today, come see my thread about it. >>20578948

[Anonymous No.20578973]

>>20578200
Never would have noticed that had you not pointed it out.

[Anonymous No.20579017]

>>20568629
>she's a keeper
You know it, I know it. Everybody knows it.

[Anonymous No.20579069]

>>20573296
>It's not even a buffet but just a family sitting around the table
Do chinks really?

[Anonymous No.20579091]

>>20572338
Fuck that's grim, poor girl truly needs help.

[Anonymous No.20579221]

[Anonymous No.20579294]

>>20579221
the heat of the rice cooks the omelette

[Anonymous No.20579333]

>>20575309
>summer hart
I missed when she was just a camwhore and generally innocent. Then she started taking 200 miles of dick. I suppose a whore is a whore but its jarring to see how BOGGED she is now

[Anonymous No.20579338]

>>20566122
>zuh suffering bring great fravour
>zat wirr be 500 dorra stupid gajin

[Anonymous No.20579359]

>>20566093
I NEED SAUCE ON 1ST
NOW
(or at least the tiktok account that posted this)

[Anonymous No.20579371]

>>20575510
>>20577790

[Anonymous No.20579459]

>>20572338
she looks like she needs to eat some eggs

[Anonymous No.20579543]

>>20566093
>>20579359
Okay I did a lot of digging on my own. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE ARCHITECTS OUT THERE KEEPING THEIR WOMEN BIG
twitter @xobellebrooks (not that interesting)
instagram @xoreelsbelle
coomer su onlyfans user bellebrooksxo

[Anonymous No.20579546]

(food related webm to make up for the horny outburst)

[Anonymous No.20579761]

>>20579546
Horrifying but appealing all the same.

[Anonymous No.20579967]

>>20579221
this always completely baffles me. when the omelette is placed on top it looks appealing and jaunty but when sliced open it looks like the insides of a giant suppurating infected wound. i just don't get it. that's how the inside of a french omelette should look but that doesn't mean we need to see it. utterly baffling.

[Anonymous No.20579993]

>>20566122
Hmm. I'm starting think the western tradition of aiming for clean and swift kills isn't just to avoid making a mess of things... Genuinely evil.

[Anonymous No.20580043]

>>20577806
>The gay buttworms are real, she switched teams after that
Based and wormpilled. It's all true.

[Islamanon No.20580074]

>>20567612
>>20567664
I want my lips sewn to her shithole so that when the poo exfiltrates her bowels I don't miss a drop

[Anonymous No.20580089]

>>20572385
What a fucking beauty

[Anonymous No.20580360]

>>20577885
>lime juice from behind
>tomato slicer already diced the tomatoes and not gave large bars
i don't want to be nitpicky but this is too hard to ignore

[Anonymous No.20580374]

>>20579371
That's too obviously fake to even be funny

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[Anonymous No.20580383]

>>20580360
>dumps half the garlic on the counter
god I hate women so freakin much

[Anonymous No.20580405]

>>20575565
bick snood?

[Anonymous No.20580406]

>>20579967
Most people aren't faggots like you, try and fix yourself.

[Anonymous No.20580446]

>>20566004

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>>20580446

[Anonymous No.20580476]

>>20566093
3 > 4 > 2 > 1

[Anonymous No.20580518]

>>20578198
what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.20580554]

>>20566012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
And Brazilians will say you're unhygienic if you don't shower twice daily.

[Anonymous No.20580559]

>>20580518
A shoop of butter flavored pancake syrup.

[Anonymous No.20580563]

>>20580446
how does he get out?

[Anonymous No.20580568]

>>20580446
I just noticed he puts the pot full of eggs on the burner right at the end. What's he about to do?

[Anonymous No.20580570]

>>20580568
eat 4 eggs the cream of the crop so to speak man

[Anonymous No.20580572]

>>20580568
Keeping boiled eggs warm

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[Anonymous No.20580575]

>>20580572
wrong

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[Anonymous No.20580592]

>>20580446
I was worried there for a minute.

[Anonymous No.20580596]

>>20580563
he must sell all the eggs

[Anonymous No.20580598]

>>20580574
On one hand, I don't give enough of a shit about sushi to even consider that. On the other hand, I really hate thoughtless, obnoxious rich cunts so I'm fine with him autistically raging at them.

[Anonymous No.20580603]

>>20580574
If I had to take 10 years to cook eggs I'd probably just kill myself. I got a jap style kit to make tamagoyaki and it took me a couple of weeks to get them right. Perfectly sauced of course.

[Anonymous No.20580638]

>>20578598
I feel like that meat should have just been waste then, why would you serve that

[Anonymous No.20580677]

>>20580603
would rather eat 12 packs of mochi and pocky man

[Anonymous No.20580690]

>>20566004
they made a movie adaptation of anon's niceguy post?

[Anonymous No.20580706]

>>20566422
Stupid as fuck concept, but that egg yolk was gorgeous. So orange and big. I have yet to find a solid brand of eggs I like that come like this. Most grocery store eggs are pale yellow baby yolks.

[Anonymous No.20580708]

>>20580580
huh? besides that nasty ass beard that was surprisingly sanitary

[Anonymous No.20580732]

>>20577820
I fear this now

[Anonymous No.20580764]

>>20580706
All egg yolks are babies. Babies that will never be hatched.

[Anonymous No.20580771]

>>20570496
Holy the 6head on thuis dued.

[Anonymous No.20580774]

>>20580771
I knew a dude we used to call megamind because his head was so big and wide. This guy just has the longest forehead ever.

[Anonymous No.20580787]

>>20580374
That's fair. I think it's funny because of how fake it is.

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[Anonymous No.20581876]

>>20566004
what the fuck is wrong with japs

[Anonymous No.20581885]

>>20566101
she's cute and made me smile
would marry and impregnate

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[Anonymous No.20582028]

>>20566093
First one

[Anonymous No.20582036]

>>20575805
Does she need fixed?

[Anonymous No.20582057]

>>20581992
BEEFCAKE

[Anonymous No.20582092]

>>20566817
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.20582140]

>>20581992
LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

[Anonymous No.20582146]

>>20581992
My bro is no street dog he got pedigree

[Anonymous No.20582223]

>>20570496
Yakub