Choose your companion.

[Anonymous No.20564703]

For me it's Laphroaig Quarter Cask

[Anonymous No.20564722]

My local Costco had pre-pandemic prices on whiskey the other day - I couldn't believe my eyes.
$37 Laphroaig 10. $38 Woodford Reserve Double Oaked.

[Anonymous No.20564739]

>quater cask
>is only 750ml

[Anonymous No.20564755]

[Anonymous No.20564763]

Diplomático Reserva of course!

[Anonymous No.20564775]

>>20564722
>I couldn't believe my eyes
Me either. That much for a hand sanitizer that's too watered-down to be effective and with more conflicting odors than an incense shop? What's even the point of it?

[Anonymous No.20565118]

>>20564739
This is standard for scotch bruh

[Anonymous No.20565159]

[Anonymous No.20565175]

>>20565159
idiot, when you finish the bottle it becomes the dildo

Why the fuck would you waste whisky money on a plastic dildo when the glass ones are free?

[Anonymous No.20565179]

>>20565175
>why the fuck would you buy a dildo
I don't know, why don't you ask consumers of Diageo whiskies? They like buying dildos and bad whisky.

[Anonymous No.20565198]

>>20565179
I'm the one buying JW green, so I'm the one wondering who the fuck is buying the dildos, because it ain't me.

[Anonymous No.20565201]

>>20565198
1 rupee was deposited into your account for this post, Pradesh.
Thanks,
Diageo

[Anonymous No.20565230]

>>20565201
My US passport and birth certificate don't say "Pradesh" anywhere...


Is it really shocking that people enjoy one of, if not the most well known scotch blender in the world?

[Anonymous No.20565247]

>>20565230
>Is it really shocking that people enjoy one of, if not the most well known scotch blender in the world?
Buy an ad.

[Anonymous No.20565302]

>>20564703
Wild Turkey 101.

[Anonymous No.20565307]

>>20565247
not my fault you're a dumb bitch that actually thinks diageo gives a single fuck about this basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.20565383]

It's always funny seeing people addicted to drinking eyeglass cleaner argue over which brand of it is the best.

[Anonymous No.20565423]

>>20565383
how am I addicted if I haven't had a drink in over a month? And when I do drink it's generally 2-3 per night at most.

[Anonymous No.20565427]

>>20564703

[Anonymous No.20565450]

>>20565423
Spoken like a true addict

[Anonymous No.20565455]

>>20565423
>I haven't had a drink in over a month
That's called recovery.
>when I do drink it's generally 2-3 per night
Right, enough to get the "fun" feeling of your neurons denaturing without looking like an absolute case in public.
Looking like.

[Anonymous No.20565458]

>>20565455
>Right, enough to get the "fun" feeling of your neurons
nah, just enough so that i can sip for 5-6 hours with a slight buzz the entire time.

[Anonymous No.20565463]

>>20565458
>nah
>describes same thing in different words
Addict behavior

[Anonymous No.20565471]

>>20565458
>with a slight buzz the entire time
Yeah, the "slight buzz" of drinking a chemical that kills biological life by reacting to the proteins that make up cells, including your brain cells.

[Anonymous No.20565474]

>>20565471
>>20565463
> Any alcohol in any quantity means you're addicted

wow good to know you're just a complete retarded faggot, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.20565477]

>>20564722
god damnit why do we get fucked so hard in canada. quarter cask is 104 btw

[Anonymous No.20565479]

>>20565474
>Any alcohol in any quantity means you're addicted
Nobody said that you subhuman addict. I'd tell you to learn to read, but you probably don't have enough functioning neurons left to accomplish that.

[Anonymous No.20565480]

>>20565427
>>20565383
>>20564775
looks like the puritan 15 year olds are not just on a crusade against sexy anime girls but all drugs too? it's OK I know you hate that the popular kids smoke weed but you'll grow out of it soon

[Anonymous No.20565497]

>>20565479
>Nobody said that
Oh really?

>>20565383
>funny seeing people addicted to drinking eyeglass cleaner argue
>>20565423
>how am I addicted if I haven't had a drink in over a month?

>>20565450
>Spoken like a true addict
>>20565455
>That's called recovery.

[Anonymous No.20565498]

>>20565480
>be me
>retired old man who smokes weed for joint pain every day and have a well stocked full bar in my basement
>get called a puritan 15 year old for posting a glass of water in a thread asking what I drink regularly
okay sorry

[Anonymous No.20565500]

>>20565498
sorry I just assumed samefag because people are schizos on this site and will spam the same thread over and over.

[Anonymous No.20565502]

>>20565497
None of those posts say what you originally quoted, or mean anything similar. You are so far gone it's insane.

[Anonymous No.20565506]

@20565502
Go home retard

[Anonymous No.20565508]

>>20565500
>I just assumed you were some specific samefag that I invented in my head without any evidence
>that's why I immediately flew off the handle and started flinging baseless accusations everywhere
Sounds like you're the only schizo here anon

[Anonymous No.20565513]

>>20565500
He's LARPing, and is in fact the samefag you detected.

[Anonymous No.20565517]

>>20565500
Don't listen to him. I'm the samefag and you correctly identified me. The voices in your head leading you to me are real.

[Anonymous No.20565584]

>>20565474
If you're drinking boat fuel to get a "slight buzz," and you do it regularly...
I'm just saying, the shoe slipped on perfectly.
>>20565480
>puritan 15 year olds
The "dweebs" in your Freshman class aren't "lamer" than you because you're a Sophomore who did his first "keg stand" at 11.
>I know you hate that the popular kids smoke weed
Oh, my mistake, you seem to have left high school in 1997, when the pot-smokers were all "edgy" and not functional retards who read (a headline) from a cannabis blog that said "toking" repairs lost brain tissue.
I'm kidding, stoners were always lame. Being lame in an illegal way just gave them an unearned err of "coolness." Now that it's legal in about half the country, and more and more people are noticing how braindead stoners have always been ("dude weed lmao"), it's starting to turn.

[Anonymous No.20565618]

>>20565584
That's way too much text about your opinions toward 15 year old stoners.

[Anonymous No.20565628]

>>20565618
>15 year old stoners
I didn't call out any age group in particular. But hey, after all that "good kush and alcohol," I can see how the text might get jumbled up a bit...

[Anonymous No.20565633]

>>20565302
Good choice.
Is the lower proof good for drinking neat? The 101 is great for an old fashioned, but its harsh as shit to go raw

[Anonymous No.20565640]

>>20565628
>I didn't call out any age group in particular
You literally quoted "15 year olds" and talked about freshmen. You sure you aren't a stoner yourself with a short term memory like that?

[Anonymous No.20565652]

>>20565640
>You literally quoted "15 year olds" and talked about freshmen
In response to...?
>You sure you aren't a stoner yourself with a short term memory like that?
Presented without comment.

[Anonymous No.20565765]

Stop responding to obvious trolls you absolute fucksticks.

[Anonymous No.20565784]

>>20565765
You're right, >>20565652 should stop responding to >>20565640.

[Anonymous No.20567116]

>>20565633
I don't really care for the 80 proof but I'll be honest, I take shots. I'm not really a sipper or taster.

[Anonymous No.20567147]

>>20564703
Laphroaig Cairdeas
Or
Ardbeg Spectacular

[Anonymous No.20567467]

>>20564703
What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk.

[Anonymous No.20567490]

>>20564703
Quarter Cask is the goat. Lore was good too before the markup and discontinuation.
I like to switch it up from time to time and drink some Johnny Walker platinum. It's not bad for a blend
Haven't had the octcomores yet but it's on my radar.

[Anonymous No.20567496]

>>20567467
Probably something I don't remember

[Anonymous No.20567497]

>>20565302
Rare breed exists

[Anonymous No.20567524]

>>20567467
according to others
>pissed myself (twice)
>fell asleep while standing
>assault
>vandalization
>generally assholery
i don't regret any of it. i was just returning the favor to what people did to me while sober. as far as I'm concerned they deserved it and id do it again

[Anonymous No.20567558]

>>20567524
>i'm going to destroy myself just to be a burden to everyone around me out of spite!
I hope the "you" in the future who can't remember his own initials thinks kindly of that decision.

[Anonymous No.20567597]

>>20567524
Maybe you should stop drinking before you wake up in jail.

[Anonymous No.20567613]

>>20567558
i dont even know what i had for breakfast this morning and don't even mention burdens
>>20567597
im just going to avoid people and drink alone

[Anonymous No.20567617]

>>20567147
ardbeg

[Anonymous No.20567655]

>>20567524
>pissed myself twice
>just returning the favor to what people did to me while sober
okay

[Anonymous No.20567657]

>>20567613
>im just going to avoid people and drink alone
You say so, but you addicts are all the same. You won't.

[Anonymous No.20567744]

>>20567524
>Others treat me like shit so I treat myself like shit
It's been to be really hard to win when you have enemies and one of them is yourself.

[Anonymous No.20567960]

I'm more inclined to drink until drunk when around peers. when I'm alone I can sip on a couple 3/4 oz pours for 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.20568055]

>>20567960
Okay

[Anonymous No.20568424]

>>20567497
101 is better than Rare Breed and it's cheaper. Win win. I don't buy things just because they cost more. The price isn't always indicative of the product.

[Anonymous No.20568610]

>>20565302
Brother

[Anonymous No.20569226]

>>20565302
Good company
>>20565477
Good conversation

I would reach for the Glenkinchie I got in Edinburgh, but I'm out

[Anonymous No.20569390]

>>20564703
so, is this booze featured in some currently popular media?
why does this keep getting shilled?

are they drinking this in mad men?

[Anonymous No.20570095]

>>20565477
Not much different from Chicago prices TBQPH.

[Anonymous No.20571064]

>>20564703
Knob Creek 12. Not terribly difficult to find, reasonably priced, and delicious.

[Anonymous No.20571083]

>>20569390
Laphroaig (the 10) is simply the most affordable heavily-peated Scotch that's also widely available. The alternatives, Ardbeg 10 and especially Lagavulin 16, are more expensive.
If you switched around Laphroaig and Ardbeg's prices, it's Ardbeg that would be memed here constantly.

[Anonymous No.20571093]

>>20571064
>Not terribly difficult to find
I've never seen it locally.

[Anonymous No.20571123]

I can't really stand most spirits.
Pic related is always acceptable though.

[Anonymous No.20571130]

>>20571093
That's too bad. I'm in the suburbs of Murderapolis,and while it's not at every store, I can almost always keep a bottle in the house.

[Anonymous No.20571977]

>>20571130
>That's too bad.
It is. I've been wanting to try it - bourbons that old are pretty unusual.